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* In [[William Shakespeare]]'s ''[[Much Ado About Nothing]]'', Act V Scene 1, Dogberry has an extremely convoluted version of this, crossed with [[Shaped Like Itself]]:
* In [[William Shakespeare]]'s ''[[Much Ado About Nothing]]'', Act V Scene 1, Dogberry has an extremely convoluted version of this, crossed with [[Shaped Like Itself]]:
{{quote|'''Dogberry:''' Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.}}
{{quote|'''Dogberry:''' Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.}}
* In ''[[The Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged|The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)]]'', one of the players literally gets his outline (in this case, [[Cue Card|speech card]]s) disorganized. He starts off giving historical information about a play... and ends up giving the life story of [[Adolf Hitler]].
* In ''[[The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)||The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)]]'', one of the players literally gets his outline (in this case, [[Cue Card|speech card]]s) disorganized. He starts off giving historical information about a play... and ends up giving the life story of [[Adolf Hitler]].
* Sganarelle has trouble presenting a persuasive argument several times over the course of Moliere's ''Don Juan''. One of his longer speeches comes near the end, when Don Juan has finally [[Last Straw|crossed the line]] and Sganarelle is desperate to convince him to repent (this is paraphrased from memory):
* Sganarelle has trouble presenting a persuasive argument several times over the course of Moliere's ''Don Juan''. One of his longer speeches comes near the end, when Don Juan has finally [[Last Straw|crossed the line]] and Sganarelle is desperate to convince him to repent (this is paraphrased from memory):
{{quote|'''Sganarelle (grasping for a way to put it):''' Man is in the way like... a bird on a branch. The branch is attached to the tree. Whoever attaches himself to the tree follows good precepts. [and a long speech later] The old love riches. Riches make one rich. The rich are not poor. The poor know desperation. Those who are desperate act like brute beasts. ''You'', sir, act like a brute beast, and because of that you'll be damned to all the devils in Hell!
{{quote|'''Sganarelle (grasping for a way to put it):''' Man is in the way like... a bird on a branch. The branch is attached to the tree. Whoever attaches himself to the tree follows good precepts. [and a long speech later] The old love riches. Riches make one rich. The rich are not poor. The poor know desperation. Those who are desperate act like brute beasts. ''You'', sir, act like a brute beast, and because of that you'll be damned to all the devils in Hell!
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* In [[The Spectacular Spider]]-Man, [[Jerkass|Flash Thompson]] does the usual A-then-2 speech to Peter Parker when convincing him to help him get a girl to notice him.
* In [[The Spectacular Spider]]-Man, [[Jerkass|Flash Thompson]] does the usual A-then-2 speech to Peter Parker when convincing him to help him get a girl to notice him.
* [[Trope Overdosed|Epic]] ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' example:
* [[Trope Overdosed|Epic]] ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' example:
{{quote|[[Meta Guy|Sokka]]: [[As You Know|Uhm...So, as you know today we're invading]] [[A Nazi by Any Other Name|the Fire Nation]]. [[I Know You Know I Know|I mean, I know you know that]]. [[Anthropic Principle|Because otherwise why else would]] [[La Résistance|you]] [[Storming the Castle|be here?]] [[Big Bad|Anyway... The Fire Lord's]] [[Supervillain Lair|palace]] [[The Empire|is here.]] [[Digging Yourself Deeper|Uh no, wait, wait, wait.]] [[Capital City|It's here.]][[Total Eclipse of the Plot|And uh there's an eclipse today and]] [[The Hero|Aang's]] [[Let's You and Him Fight|going to fight]] [[Authority Equals Asskicking|the Fire Lord]] [[Elemental Baggage|and the firebenders won't have any fire to use]] [[Cut the Juice|so that's good for us and]] [[Your Princess Is in Another Castle|uhm...]] [[How We Got Here|I'm sorry, let me start at the beginning.]] ''[[Motor Mouth|(composes himself.)]]'' [[Love Interest|Katara]][[Brother-Sister Team|and]][[Deadpan Snarker|I]][[Rookie Red Ranger|discovered]][[The Messiah|Aang]][[Human Popsicle|frozeninaniceberg]]. [[Characterization Marches On|NowIdidn'tlikeAangatfirstbut]][[Ho Yay|Igrewtolovehimovertime.]] [[Hero's Journey|Thenwewentoverto]][[Doomed Hometown|theSouthernAirTemple]][[You Can't Go Home Again|whereAangusedtolive]][[Early-Bird Cameo|andthenwemet]][[Hot Amazon|Suki,whois]][[Amazon Brigade|aKyoshiwarrior]]. [[One Thing Led to Another|Shedressedme]][[Cross Dresser|likeawoman]][[Now or Never Kiss|andthenshekissedme]][[Running Gag|andthen]][[Really Seven Hundred Years Old|Aang's]][[Friends All Along|friendwas]][[Bunny Ears Lawyer|acrazyoldman]][[Rule of Three|andthen]][[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|Kataragot]][[Ambiguously Gay|Haru]][[Hellhole Prison|arrested]][[Overly Long Gag|andthen]][[Porn Stache|nowhe'sgrownamustache]] [[All Blue Entry|andifyoulookinthefrontrowyoucanseeit...]]}}
{{quote|[[Meta Guy|Sokka]]: [[As You Know|Uhm...So, as you know today we're invading]] [[A Nazi by Any Other Name|the Fire Nation]]. [[I Know You Know I Know|I mean, I know you know that]]. [[Anthropic Principle|Because otherwise why else would]] [[La Résistance|you]] [[Storming the Castle|be here?]] [[Big Bad|Anyway... The Fire Lord's]] [[Supervillain Lair|palace]] [[The Empire|is here.]] [[Digging Yourself Deeper|Uh no, wait, wait, wait.]] [[Capital City|It's here.]][[Total Eclipse of the Plot|And uh there's an eclipse today and]] [[The Hero|Aang's]] [[Let's You and Him Fight|going to fight]] [[Authority Equals Asskicking|the Fire Lord]] [[Elemental Baggage|and the firebenders won't have any fire to use]] [[Cut the Juice|so that's good for us and]] [[Your Princess Is in Another Castle|uhm...]] [[How We Got Here|I'm sorry, let me start at the beginning.]] ''[[Motor Mouth|(composes himself.)]]'' [[Love Interest|Katara]][[Brother-Sister Team|and]][[Deadpan Snarker|I]][[Rookie Red Ranger|discovered]][[The Messiah|Aang]][[Human Popsicle|frozeninaniceberg]]. [[Characterization Marches On|NowIdidn'tlikeAangatfirstbut]][[Ho Yay|Igrewtolovehimovertime.]] [[Hero's Journey|Thenwewentoverto]][[Doomed Hometown|theSouthernAirTemple]][[You Can't Go Home Again|whereAangusedtolive]][[Early-Bird Cameo|andthenwemet]][[Hot Amazon|Suki,whois]][[Amazon Brigade|aKyoshiwarrior]]. [[One Thing Led to Another|Shedressedme]][[Crossdresser|likeawoman]][[Now or Never Kiss|andthenshekissedme]][[Running Gag|andthen]][[Really Seven Hundred Years Old|Aang's]][[Friends All Along|friendwas]][[Bunny Ears Lawyer|acrazyoldman]][[Rule of Three|andthen]][[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|Kataragot]][[Ambiguously Gay|Haru]][[Hellhole Prison|arrested]][[Overly Long Gag|andthen]][[Porn Stache|nowhe'sgrownamustache]] [[All Blue Entry|andifyoulookinthefrontrowyoucanseeit...]]}}
** Note that Sokka is meant to be outlining a specific battle plan, but resorts to 'explaining from the beginning', literally, when he gets confused. His dad then 'clarifies' the plan.
** Note that Sokka is meant to be outlining a specific battle plan, but resorts to 'explaining from the beginning', literally, when he gets confused. His dad then 'clarifies' the plan.
** And by "explaining from the beginning", we mean he gave a (pretty succinct) recap of the first six episodes, with all signs pointing to him reciting all 49 if he hadn't been interrupted.
** And by "explaining from the beginning", we mean he gave a (pretty succinct) recap of the first six episodes, with all signs pointing to him reciting all 49 if he hadn't been interrupted.
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