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* There's recent ad for yogurt where the woman is in the grocery store and has several individual containers of yogurt in her cart. She looks at them, glances around surreptitiously, and then sticks a carton up to her mouth and slurps it all down. In the tiny white fine print at the bottom of the screen it says "Please Pay For All Items." |
* There's recent ad for yogurt where the woman is in the grocery store and has several individual containers of yogurt in her cart. She looks at them, glances around surreptitiously, and then sticks a carton up to her mouth and slurps it all down. In the tiny white fine print at the bottom of the screen it says "Please Pay For All Items." |
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* One commercial with a bunch of physics defying CGI said at the bottom: Animated Drive On Closed Course Do Not Attempt. |
* One commercial with a bunch of physics defying CGI said at the bottom: Animated Drive On Closed Course Do Not Attempt. |
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* In the ''[[Omake]]'' chapter of ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro Ni]]'', "The Stakes Valentine's Day" has Ronove, the Demon Butler, baking Valentine's Day Chocolate. He suggests adding the seed of [ |
* In the ''[[Omake]]'' chapter of ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro Ni]]'', "The Stakes Valentine's Day" has Ronove, the Demon Butler, baking Valentine's Day Chocolate. He suggests adding the seed of [[wikipedia:Devilchr(27)s trumpet|devil's trumpet]] and the blossom of [[wikipedia:Brugmansia|angel's trumpet.]] At which point, to his mild amusement, the writers warn the viewers in {{color|green|green text}} that these things are poisonous to humans. |
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* There's a commercial for Secret brand women's deodorant in which a woman dives off a balcony in lingerie and straight into her black dress, in a greatly exaggerated demonstration of the lengths some women supposedly go to in order to avoid white streaks on dark clothing from rival deodorant brands. The fine print at the bottom of the screen advised, "Dramatization. Do Not Attempt". |
* There's a commercial for Secret brand women's deodorant in which a woman dives off a balcony in lingerie and straight into her black dress, in a greatly exaggerated demonstration of the lengths some women supposedly go to in order to avoid white streaks on dark clothing from rival deodorant brands. The fine print at the bottom of the screen advised, "Dramatization. Do Not Attempt". |
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* There's a car commercial from the mid- to late '90s in which several cars are driving on the beach and then out onto the sea. (Yes, you read that right, "onto".) At the bottom of the screen were the words "Simulation. Do not drive on the ocean." (Again: on, not in.) |
* There's a car commercial from the mid- to late '90s in which several cars are driving on the beach and then out onto the sea. (Yes, you read that right, "onto".) At the bottom of the screen were the words "Simulation. Do not drive on the ocean." (Again: on, not in.) |
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