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{{quote|''"On the other hand, there were proper ways of entering a library. He waddled over to the shelves and selected Humptulip's seminal work ''How to Kille Insects''. All 2,000 pages of it."''|'''[[Terry Pratchett]]''', ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Men At Arms|Men At Arms]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"...there is an ever-increasing body of opinion which holds that the Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its microstored edition around in."''|'''[[Douglas Adams]]''', ''[[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"No wonder the Fantasy section has reinforced shelving."''|'''''[[Unshelved]]''''' [http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060723 on] ''[[A Song of Ice and Fire]]''}}
 
{{quote|''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' is three books long, and each book is as long as three books!|'''Marco''', ''[[Animorphs (Literature)|Animorphs]]''}}
 
{{quote|"''A big book is a big evil.''"|'''Callimachus''', poet and catalogue writer of the Library of Alexandria}}