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{{quote|'''Van Driessen:''' ... There's a wonderful world out there when we find we don't need TV to entertain us.

'''Butt-Head:''' [[Heh Heh, You Said "X"|Huh huh huh. He said "anus"]]. }}

{{quote|'''Butt-Head:''' If I could turn into a bird, I'd turn into a cock.}}

** There's also an episode featuring a talking heart named Ricardio who, when introduced, was giving Princess Lumpy a "special massage meant only for best friends" and assured everyone that it was "completely consensual".

** There are plenty more in the series. There's one case where, when trying to distract Jake, he tells him to play "fifteen minutes in heaven" with his girlfriend, and shoves them in a closet. To top it off, there's an episode where Jake is so attractive he's causing animals to rush to him-including snakes. Finn then says "These snakes are everywhere. There's even one in my underwear!" as he holds up a pair of underpants with a snake in them.

* In the TV cartoon ''[[The Flintstones]]'', Wilma is pregnant, and needs to be taken to the hospital. Her husband Fred's best friend Barney follows along to help Fred get her into the hospital. Barney is, however, too aggressive moving her out of the car, and as a result, spins the revolving door so fast Fred is spun out, and across the street into a hotel. Arriving at the front desk, Fred, quite calmly states the truth, "I'm looking for my wife, she just came in here with my best friend." The clerk, nonplussed, simply says, "Look, we don't want any trouble here", to which Fred responds, "What kind of a hospital is this?" to which the clerk replies, "This is a hotel; the hospital is across the street."

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a3B3w8Ux4I&feature=related What do I need three for?]

'''Silverbolt:''' Scout patrol.

'''Rattrap:''' Oh, yeah, scouting the enemy. Find any new positions? }}

* ''[[Star Wars: The Clone Wars]]'': After Grievous mockingly offers Asajj Ventress some battle droids for the escort, she replies to the cyborg in a hyper-sexy voice:

{{quote|'''Ventress:''' My dear General, there is ''nothing'' you have that I could want.}}

{{quote|'''Slo-Mo:''' I like a man who does it fast.

'''Nanosec:''' And I like a woman who takes it slow. }}

{{quote|'''Green Lantern:''' Don't startle me like that! You know what [[Green Lantern Ring|this ring]] could do to you?

'''Vixen:''' [[Power Perversion Potential|Promises]], [[Naughty Tentacles|promises]]. }}

{{quote|'''Hawkgirl:''' I hear she's, you know... ''([[Beat|meaningful pause]])'' Brazilian.}}

{{quote|'''Hawkman:''' You always were good with that thing.}}

{{quote|'''Linda:''' Gosh, he's a total babe! Like the entire track team at once! Um...}}

{{quote|'''Amanda Waller:''' Bruce's DNA was easy enough to obtain: he left it all over town. (Terry reacts with an [[Eye Take]]). Not remotely what I meant.}}

{{quote|'''Roxy Rocket:''' I was the best he ever had.}}

{{quote|'''Harvey:''' So as we see from this tape your power was...

'''Apache Chief:''' Growing large, at will... especially in the mornings. }}

{{quote|'''Mentok:''' Looks like the squirrel's been showing everyone where he keeps his nuts.}}

{{quote|'''Harvey:''' Every time this squirrel opened his coat, it was to pull out a ''critical tool''--

'''Mentok:''' I'll say! }}