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* All of the farmer's lines, despite the fact that he only has about 4 of them in the entire series.
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'''Raditz''': Now I have arrived on this dead plane-f oh wait, it's not dead. Did Kakarot screw this up again? I knew we should have sent Turles.<br />
'''Farmer''': (thinking) I better think of something cool to say to make him stop... (shouting) HEY YOU! (thinking again) Genius, farmer... Genius.<br />
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'''Farmer''': Damn it, I voted for Bush.<br />
'''Raditz''': Now get up and say you're sorry. (Farmer doesn't move) Human? Huuuman? (sighs) [[And Call Him George|So this is why dad said I couldn't keep Appule]]. }}
** For added hilarity, this troper always thought he said "a pool." Because it seemed like something Raditz would have said, with Bardock looking frustrated and annoyed at him.
* Goku meeting Raditz.
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'''Raditz:'''The...the Dragon's what?
'''Goku:''' The Dragon Balls, you know? There are seven of them? They grant you any wish you want? Like immortality.
'''Oolong:''' Or Bulma's panties.
[''Cut to some alien bug planet'']
'''Nappa:''' Hey Vegeta did you hear that?
'''Vegeta:''' Oh yeah, we're totally going to go to Earth to get our wish.
'''Nappa''': Yeah we're going to get panties!... I mean immortality. Immortality is what I meant. Right Vegeta?
'''Vegeta''': Just get in the damn pod, Nappa. }}
**
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'''Krillin:''' BOOBS! I mean, Bulma... Hi!
'''Bulma:''' Oooooooookaaaaaaaay. }}
* Piccolo and Tom. That is all.
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'''Goku:''' I'll friend you on [[
(beat, followed by a cut to the two flying)
'''Piccolo:''' Tom, you've been replaced. }}
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Raditz, Goku, and Piccolo in Episode 2:
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'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') Retarded?
'''Raditz:''' That's it, thank you! Now, disregarding the Namekian, I-
'''Goku:''' Ah- [he's] a ''Yoshi.''
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') I'm not a goddamn Yoshi!
'''Goku:''' But you said you were!
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') It's called ''sarcasm!''
'''Goku:''' What's ''that'' taste like?
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') ''DAMMIT Goku!!'' }}
** "DAMN YOU, HINDSIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!"
*** Bleh.
** Right after Goku dies:
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'''Roshi:''' Krillin!
'''Krillin:''' What?
'''Roshi:''' [[Too Soon]]! }}
* Piccolo mentally singing [[The Muppet Show|Mahna Mahna]] while Goku "distracts" Raditz.
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* King Yemma's rant about his (Mahogany!) desk.
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'''Kami:''' Oh...kay.
'''King Yemma:''' It's mahogany. }}
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys7pLfOVZDE#t=7m21s Goku's defeat of Princess Snake.]
** As well as her earlier spying on a naked Goku...[[Metal Gear Solid|while hiding in]] [[Memetic Mutation|a cardboard box]].
* The backstory behind the blood fountain in hell.
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'''Mez:''' Ach, yes, he made a horrible mess of ze blood fountain.
'''Goku:''' Looks fine to me.
'''Goz:''' IT USED TO BE WATER! }}
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* Meanwhile, Back in episode 5,
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'''Nail''': What is it, Lord Guru?
'''Guru''': I saw a fish. That is all. Go back outside now. }}
** And later,
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'''Nail'''(obviously angry): WHAT!
'''Guru''': I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass. }}
* Vegeta [[Scorpions|rocks the Arlian king... like a]] ''[[Scorpions|hurricane]]''.
* The reward of the Arlians freed by Nappa and Vegeta.
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'''Nappa''': Well, isn't that nice of them, Vegeta?
'''Arlian''': ...Out of our dung!
'''Nappa''': (beat) Well, isn't that nice of them, Vege-
'''Vegeta''': We're leaving, Nappa.
'''Nappa''': 'Kay. }}
* Absolutely ''anything'' Mr. Popo says.
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'''Popo''': I'll tell you where they're ''not'': safe. }}
** Hell, the ''first time he speaks'':
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'''Krillin''': Uh, yeah, I- ''(cut to outside shot of lookout as sounds of fighting can be heard, followed by a black dot falling off said lookout)'' AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH! ([[Running Gag|Krillin Owned Count]]: 3)<br />
'''Popo''': Enjoy the climb back up, '''[[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]]'''. Any more questions? ''(silence)'' Good. Then we can begin. }}
** Everything he says in episode 11.
** Or episode 24.
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'''Mr.Popo''': Pot.
'''Kami''': Pots of what?
'''Mr.Popo''': Pot. (beat) I'm not getting rid of it.
'''Kami''': Are you kidding? That shit's great for my glaucoma. }}
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* Freeza the Wiki vandal:
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* Popo's last comments for the Z fighters after they've completed their training are hilariously blunt.
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== Episode 7 ==
* Here's a little fact from Namek: Namekains may be powerful fighters, but they have one weakness: they ''don't '' have penises!
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'''Krillin:''' Hey, I take offense to that!
'''Piccolo:''' He was referring to ''me'', you idiot! And it's not a insult. The Namekians are a fine, proud race of...
'''Nappa:''' That means he doesn't have a penis.
(Vegeta and Nappa snicker off-screen, as Piccolo stands embarrassed.)
'''Vegeta:''' Eunuchs. }}
** And from the [[All Just a Dream|Fake Namek]] episode:
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** And from Episode 22:
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'''Super Kami Guru:''' We don't even have those! }}
** When Nail instructs Piccolo on fusing, he tells the latter to put his on his chest...lower...lower...lower...little lower...
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== Episode 8 ==
* When Nappa stops in mid air.
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'''Vegeta''': What is it, Nappa!?
'''Nappa''': ''[[Remembered I Could Fly|I can fly]]''.<br />
'''Vegeta''': ([[Angrish|Stammering]]) ...Yes Nappa, yes you can. }}
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* Nappa and Vegeta's discussion at the start of the episode:
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'''Nappa''': (stops dead in his tracks)
'''Vegeta''': Nappa, what are you doing?
'''Nappa''': It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
'''Vegeta''': Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
'''Nappa''': You okay, Vegeta?
'''Vegeta''': Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
'''Nappa''': Oh. (beat) I didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
'''Vegeta''': AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!!!
'''Vegeta''': [[Foreshadowing|Nine minutes, eighteen seconds...nine minutes, eighteen seconds...]]<br />
'''Nappa''': What's that, Vegeta?<br />
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* Krillin shows off his new technique:
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'''Picollo''': (barely alive) Laaame.
'''Krillin''': Now, take THIS! (throws the disc at an angle, where it grinds across the ground before heading towards Nappa and Vegeta)
'''Nappa''': Oooh! A frisbee Vegeta!
'''Vegeta''': Nappa, no! It's a trick!
'''Nappa''': But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
'''Vegeta''': ... You know what, Nappa? On second thought, catch it. Catch it with your teeth.
'''Nappa''': Yay, like a doggy! (gets cut by the disc, which rebounds towards a small mountain) Ow!
'''Ricola guy''': Riiicola-- (disc explodes, cutting off the mountain's top half) Oh goddammit! (mountain half falls and breaks into pieces) }}
* Gohan loses his temper:
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'''Nappa:''' [[[Beat]]] ...What?<br />
'''Gohan: ''I'M GONNA SKULLF██K YOU!''''' }}
** Then, much later:
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'''Gohan (pissed):''' F██K THE STREAM! }}
* Krillin tells Goku about the fate of his friends:
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'''Krillin''': Oh, he's here... and there... and there... and there... and-
'''Gohan''': [[Running Gag|Krillin]]!<br />
Krillin: What?<br />
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* Team Four Star presents their version of one of the most famous [[Memetic Mutation|Memetic Mutations]] in anime history:
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'''Vegeta''': It's... one thousand and six.
'''Nappa''': ...Really?
'''Vegeta''': Yeah. Kick his ass, Nappa!
'''Nappa''': Yaaaaay!
(''Nappa gets his ass handed to him by Goku'')
'''Nappa''': (''while Vegeta is delivering the below lines'') My arm doesn't bend that way! MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY! '''*snap*''' Aaw, now it does!
'''Vegeta''': Hmmm... that doesn't seem right... wait, wait, wait wait! Nappa!
'''Nappa''': (''collapses at Vegeta's feet'') Whaaaaat?!
'''Vegeta''': I had the Scouter upside down. It's [[Over Nine Thousand
'''Nappa''': Why do you sound so bored?!
'''Vegeta''': Because he's ''still'' not a threat.
'''Nappa''': But-
'''Vegeta:''' To ''me''. }}
** And on the subject of [[Memetic Mutation|Memetic Mutations]]:
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* This episode ends with a surprisingly understated (yet hysterical) moment where Vegeta {{spoiler|finally kills Nappa for his unrelenting stupidity}} at exactly [[Brick Joke|nine minutes and eighteen seconds]]. His reaction is a simple smile.
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== Episode 10 ==
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'''Vegeta''': Yeah, I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
'''Goku:''' Oh, really? Can I come in too?
'''Vegeta''': ...I'm surrounded by idiots.
'''Goku''': I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream!
'''Vegeta''': {{[[[The Scream]] loudly screams out of frustration}}] }}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm0V0UVqFtQ#t=8m33s AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
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* When Goku and Vegeta are about to fight:
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'''Goku''': I like both those things!
'''Vegeta''': ...I'm going to start beating you now. I don't know when I'll stop. }}
* And later, Son Goku: squeaky toy.
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'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Alright, Kakarot! Let's hear those bones shatter! (squeezes harder)
'''Goku:''' *squeaky*
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' ...What the?
'''Goku:''' *squeaky*
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Oh my God! [[Lampshade Hanging|That's hilarious!]]<br />
'''Goku:''' *squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky* }}
* How about this one when {{spoiler|[[Unstoppable Rage|Ooza]][[One-Winged Angel|ru]]}} Gohan fights Vegeta:
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'''Vegeta''': Well that's Bulls***! I haven't killed a damn thing since I came to this godforsaken planet. (Looks at camera) Not from lack of trying, mind you. }}
* But the crowning moment of them all came at the very end of the first season as a throwaway gag. {{spoiler|"[[Ghostbusters|GHOST NAPPA!]]"}} <ref> According to an interview from the [http://www.daizex.com Daizenshuu EX] podcast, that joke was apparently planned almost from the beginning, making pretty much the entire first season a set-up to get to that punchline. Hence the name of the finale "The Punchline".</ref>
** Vegeta, at the end of episode 10, comes across an old friend, much to his horror
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'''???''': "Vegeta... Vegeeeeetaaaaa..."<br />
'''Vegeta''': "Wh-what?"<br />
'''Nappa''': ''[appears as a ghost]'' "I'mhauntingyou!"<br />
'''Vegeta''': '''''[[Big No|NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]''''' }}
* Goku hits his head harder than he thought and believed he was in the [[
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* Vegeta when he loses his temper is always hilarious.
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'''Goku''': Hey, that's not very nice!"
'''Vegeta:''' OF COURSE NOT, I'M F***ING EVIL!" }}
** More [[Card-Carrying Villain|Card Carrying Villainy]] from Vegeta:
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'''Goku''': (in agony) [[Dude, Not Funny|That was in terrible taste]].<br />
'''Vegeta:''' Don't care! Evil! }}
* The entire Kaio-ken running gag.
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'''Goku''': KAIO-KEN!
'''Vegeta:''' Kaio-what? ([[Talk to
** And again.
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'''Goku''': KAIOKEN TIMES THREE!
'''Vegeta:''' Times wha-(PUNCH) GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! (sent flying and crashes into a mountain) This... proves... nothing... }}
** [[Rule of Three|Once more]], during the [[Beam-O-War|Galick Gun/Kamehameha struggle]]:
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'''Goku''': KAIOKEN...
'''Vegeta:''' [[Oh Crap|Noooo.....]]<br />
'''Goku''': ...TIMES...<br />
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'''Vegeta:''' Nononononononono-(gets carried away by the blast)-[[Atomic F-Bomb|FUUUUUUUUUUU-]] }}
*** Meanwhile, Back at the Plot:
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** Brought back '''again''' in Bardock: Father of Goku during a flash-forward.
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'''Bardock''': (Back in his own time) Kaio what? ([[Talk to
*** And [[Brick Joke|once]] [[Overly Long Gag|again]] in Episode 23...
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'''Goku (in Ginyu's body)''': Ha ha! You don't know any of my techniques!
'''Ginyu''': What techniques? Tell me!
'''Goku''': I'm not gonna tell you how to use the Kaio-ken!
'''Ginyu''': Kaio-wha-? (Kicked by Gohan and Krillin at the same time) }}
* Vegeta getting hit in the face with a Solar Flare.
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** {{spoiler|1=This becomes even funnier in episode 15, when Dodoria is hit by a Solar Flare....And you can see a split second shot of Freeza's face PhotoShopped on a picture of a muscular man in the shower.}}
*** Also in general Vegeta getting hit in the eye.
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'''Vegeta''':" The eye! The eye! Why is always that goddamned eye!!??" }}
* This Bit Before Vegeta's Transformation:
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Crowd: (gasp)
Vegeta: [[Subverted Trope|FORM!]]<br />
Crowd: (sighs of relief)<br />
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* Gohan's extreme [[Calling the Old Man Out|calling out]] to his mother, Chi Chi in episode 11:
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'''Gohan:''' Actually... Mom... I'm going to Namek.
'''Chi Chi (strained):''' As... I... Said. My little boy (now angry) ISN'T... GOING... ANYWHERE!!
'''Gohan:''' But, mom! Piccolo died for me! It's my responsibility!
'''Chi Chi:''' Gohan, ''I'' am your ''mother!'' And as your ''mother,'' you will listen to me and you will do as I say!
'''Gohan:''' But that's not...
'''Chi Chi:''' Did ''you'' carry around a baby in you for nine months...'''WITH A MAN WHO LITERALLY THOUGHT YOU HAD CINNA-BUNS HIDDEN IN YOUR SHIRT?!'''
'''Gohan:''' But I...
'''Chi Chi:''' Now you are going to lay in this hospital bed! Recover like a normal boy! And then, you're going right back to your advanced trig classes, '''AND THAT IS THE LAST WE WILL...!'''
'''Gohan (pissed):''' '''''SHUT YOUR F**KING FACE!!!'''''
'''(Pause)'''
'''Gohan (calm):''' I'll be going to Namek now.
'''Chi Chi (calm, too):''' You best. (slams door as she leaves the hospital) }}
* Goku's failed attempt at borrowing Popo's magic flying carpet.
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* Season 2 gives us {{spoiler|Goku's reaction to Popo.}}
== Episode 12 ==
* Krillin's inner monologue at the start of the episode:
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Bulma: Krillin, are you saying something?
Krillin: Nothing! <muttering> God-damned <beep>!! }}
* Vegeta realizing how anyone might have found out about the dragon balls.
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== Episode 13 ==
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* '''Roshi''': (On the telephone) "Could you speak up? I'm not wearing any pants."
* Every line uttered by Krillin in this episode.
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(after bing asked several times if he felt Freeza and his men's power levels) Krillin: Yes Gohan, I noticed! On the bright side, I [[Potty Failure|no longer]] [[Bring My Brown Pants|have to pee anymore]]. }}
* After dealing with Bulma being a total cocktease on the ship, Krillin... '''releases'' some tension and takes ten whole minutes for it. When Bulma goes into the cave to set up camp...
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}}
* The final moments of the episode, narrated by [[Little Kuriboh]]:
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'''Krillen:''' Wait, wha-" <br />
(credits) }}
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* In Episode 14...
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** Oh, the joke goes much farther than that. Originally, in order to avoid being caught by Dodoria, Krillin pretends to be a space duck by yelling "Quack!" over and over. After being caught, he yells a parting quack as he and Gohan take Dende away. Much later on, Goku arrives on Namek. As he goes on about the planet's beauty and splendor, he hears Krillin's anguished cries of pain... and thinks it's a space duck. He only catches on to the plight when Krillin gives out a pathetic "Quack".
*** When Freeza appears after Porunga is summoned, Krillin tries to fool him into beleiving he is a Space Duck... While he's standing directly in front of Freeza.
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'''Krillin:''' QUACK!
'''Gohan:''' Krillin, seriously not helping.
'''Krillin:''' I can try... }}
* Every response from Freeza and co. when the Namekian villagers did something to anger them.
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'''Freeza: ''' "Well I was just in the neighborhood, thought this was a lovely place for a summer home- Oh what the f*** do you think I'm here for!?"
'''Namekian Elder: ''' "Our Trees?"
'''Freeza: ''' "...Zarbon, two or three more."
'''Zarbon: ''' "Two or three more?"
'''Freeza: ''' [[Rule of Three|"Two or three more."]] }}
* Freeza making a mental list of every heroic speech he hears.
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'''Freeza:''' [laughs] Oh my! ''Twelve''. }}
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* Vegeta's reaction to {{spoiler|Dodoria's}} true gender:
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''' {{spoiler|Dodoria}}''': I said I ''am'' a woman!!<br />
'''*[[Beat]]*'''<br />
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** What compounds the hilarity is that the second "What" sounds like (and probably is) Lanipator's real voice.
*** And this:
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Later...
''' {{spoiler|Dodoria}}''': W-w-wait! You and I... we could team up against Freeza! Rule the Universe! ... As husband and wife. }}
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* The beginning of episode 16. The audience knows what's about to happen, and the happy music and cheerful outlook of the Namekians make the coming slaughter of them by Vegeta all the more hilarious.
* Anything Guru said in the episode 16...
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[...]
'''Guru''': ''[seeing Krillin]'' Naaaaaail. There is an albino Namekian in here. Kill it like the rest.
'''Krillin''': Actually sir, I'm from Earth.
'''Guru''': ...Kill it like the rest.
[...]
'''Guru:''' [Take the Dragon Ball]. Just don't steal the TV.
'''Nail''': Sir, we... we don't have a television.
'''Guru''': .... Naaaaail. Gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma TV.
'''Nail''': Sir, that would be a grievous misuse of their power.
'''Guru:''' I'm about to misuse my hand upside your heeeeaaaad!
[...]
'''Guru''': So, the son of Katat has passed. Unfortunate.
'''Krillin''': We just called him 'Kami'.
'''Guru:''' Oh, so he calls himself 'God'. Pretentious prick. Nail.
'''Nail''': What?
'''Guru''': I shall henceforth be known as: Super Kami.
'''Nail''': Yes, Super Kami.
'''Guru''': No, wait- Super Kami Guru.
'''Nail''': Can I just call you Guru for short?
'''Guru''': Super Kami Guru allows this. }}
* This exchange:
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'''Nail:''' Call me that again and I'll snap your neck.
'''Krillin:''' With that attitude, I don't think you should be friends with him, Little Green.
'''Nail:''' Listen, I don't care where you come from or who you are, I will not put up with such disrespe-
'''Guru:''' BIG GREEEEN! Get in here...
'''<s> Nail</s> Big Green (irritated):''' Oh, good... goddamnit! }}
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* From episode 17:
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** And after that, him hiding in the water, complete with submarine noises:
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** The glorious return of Ghost Nappa:
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** Freeza and Zarbon's [[Innocent Innuendo]].
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'''Zarbon:''' Lord Freeza! Vegeta's really giving us a pounding!
'''Freeza:''' I'm coming Zarbon! Quick, grab my balls!
'''Ginyu Force:''' (Laughter) }}
** Krillin (and later Gohan): "I got a Dragon Ball!"
** Bulma [[Distracted
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(Cut to Goku doing upside-down crunches)
'''Goku:''' -sixty nine, seventy, seventy-
'''Vegeta:''' -one time you've defeated me, Zarbon. And that's one time too many. }}
** Then Bulma's reaction to transformed Zarbon: [[Kill It
** Goku: "I'm gonna beat someone up!" and "I'm gonna beat him up!" and [[Squee|"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"]]
** Zarbon is {{spoiler|straight}} and acts really surprised if someone calls him {{spoiler|gay}}. And even so, Zarbon still acts {{spoiler|like he's gay}}.
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'''Zarbon''': What? You thought I was single?
'''Freeza''': Well, no, I just... I thought you were into... you know, it really doesn't matter.
'''Zarbon''': Well it matters to me, because, frankly it sounds like you thought I was-
'''Random Minion''': Lord Freeza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing-[[Killed Mid-Sentence|TAAAAANK! (dies by ki blast)]]<br />
'''Freeza''': Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? [[Let Us Never Speak of This Again|We'll continue this conversation never.]] }}
*** Vegeta's final words to Zarbon as he prepares to {{spoiler|shoot a hole through his stomach}}. Doubly funny due to Zarbon's confused expression:
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'''Zarbon''': What the-
'''Vegeta''': -No homo. ''[Va-'''VOOM''']''. }}
*** And then what he says after he dies:
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** This scene, especially the expressions Zarbon and Freeza have at the end of it.
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'''Zarbon''': Well I thought he could handle it!
'''Freeza''': Appule couldn't handle a shot of raspberry schnapps, much less Vegeta! }}
* King Kai's telepathic "call" to Goku.
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'''Goku''': King Kai? }}
** King Kai then proceeds to order Goku to stay away from Freeza, warning him about his incredible power. Goku gets more and more excited about the prospect of fighting him until King Kai makes Goku ''promise'' not to do so.
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'''King Kai''': What the-
'''Goku''':...eeeeeeee *gasp* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
'''King Kai''': He... he hung up on me! How the hell did he even do that?!? Damn it, I'll call him back! *dialing sounds* Goku, I swear to god I will ride your ass on this one!
'''[[George Takei]]''': '''Oh my!'''
'''King Kai''': DAMN IT, TAKEI! }}
* The exchange between Zarbon and Appule:
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'''Appule''': Luckily we... [[Flat What|what]].<br />
'''Zarbon''': In the healing tank. I always thought you needed to be nude.<br />
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'''Appule''': ...Freaks me the f*** out. }}
** Guru telling Dende how old he is in the stinger:
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'''Guru:''' Ask away.
'''Dende:''' You've been around for so long. Just how old are you?
'''Guru:''' I am this many. [doesn't move]
'''Dende:''' You didn't raise your hand.
'''Guru:''' THAT'S HOW OLD I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!! }}
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* In episode 18: Vegeta discovers the Dragonball he hid away is missing. [[The Scream|This]] irritates [[Up to Eleven|him.]]
** On that same note, the fact that his scream can be heard ''by Goku in space, King Yemma in the afterlife'' (who mistakes it for his ex-wife) and '''TRUNKS TWENTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE ON ANOTHER PLANET IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE.'''
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** Then there's his [[Internal Monologue]] before [[The Scream]].
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'''Ghost Nappa:''' He took the Dragon Ball. }}
* The whole "I need an adult" running gag
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'''Vegeta:''' (gently puts his hand on Gohan's face) No... But maybe I can help you.
'''Gohan:''' Uh... I need an adult...
'''Vegeta:''' I am an adult. (Knees him in the stomach)
'''Vegeta:''' By the way, I only hit you because I have pent up aggression against your father. Take that. (flies away) }}
** Later...
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'''Gohan''': What? Why?
'''Krillin''': So the old man can touch you, and pull things out of you that you never knew you had.
'''Gohan''': ...I need an adult?
'''Krillin''': I am an adult. }}
** Later still...
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'''Gohan''': I... need an adul-
'''Guru''': '''''I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-''''' (cuts away) }}
*** While it doesn't feature the "I need an adult" phrase, the joke leading up to it is pretty hilarious too.
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'''Guru''': [[Crosses the Line Twice|Do I look]] [[Acceptable Targets|Catholic]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|to you?]] }}
* This exchange between Nail and Vegeta:
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'''Vegeta:''' Yeah, the first thing you can do is go die, save me the trouble.
'''Nail:''' Ooh! Ooh! Is this really happening? 'cause I really hope it is.
'''Vegeta:''' (laughs) Oh trust me, you don't want any of what I am now.
'''Nail:''' Then come on, bring on all four feet of you. Or should I count your stupid hair?
'''Vegeta:''' Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug.
'''Nail:''' Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal ''bitch''. }}
* Krillin's [[Reason You Suck Speech]] to Bulma in Episode 18.
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** After the Vegeta and Gohan scene:
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* The long-awaited arrival of the Ginyu Force:
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'''Guru''': Heeeey. Just thought I'd let you all know I detect several high power levels approaching the planet.<br />
'''Vegeta''': ''What!?'' Several high power levels?<br />
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'''Vegeta''': [[Oh Crap|OH GOD!]] IT'S ''THEM''!! }}
* Vegeta after he finally catches up with Krillin. He can't speak coherently, his eyes are bloodshot, and he's yelling at Ghost Nappa.
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'''Krillin''': For what?
'''Vegeta''': Dragon- '''ball'''. I- need- that Dragonball. ''Give it to me''. The-one-you-took. I Need my wish.
'''Krillin''': ''(scared)'' Are... you okay?
'''Ghost Nappa''': I think your rage broke Vegeta.
'''Vegeta''': '''''SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA!'''''
'''Krillin''': What was that?
'''Vegeta''': '''I'MNOTCRAZY!!''' '''''YOU'RE''''' CRAZY! Especially ''you'', Nappa!
'''Ghost Nappa''': [[Happy Days|Eeeeey!]]<br />
'''Krillin''': Who are you talking t-<br />
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** Perhaps more funny is the constant "drug withdrawal" [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]] during the above.
* When Vegeta regains his wits, Krillin blabs about Guru's ability to release untapped potential.
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'''Krillin:''' A visit?
'''Vegeta:''' A beating! That's it! Gunna to go pay him a beating. }}
* The entire end of Episode 18, with Goku trying to think of what to drink.
{{quote|
'''Powerthirst''': Ehh, energy drinks just don't do it for me anymore.
'''Peanuts''': Ha ha, I can't drink these, these are nuts!
'''TFS Soda''': This looks good! And it's high in Calcium! ''Team Four Star Soda''! }}
* Every time Guru shouts at Nail, especially when Nail is preparing to pulverize Vegeta.
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'''Nail''': (pissed)''Thank you, lord Guru!'' }}
* When Gohan arrives with Vegeta's Dragonball in episode 18:
{{quote|
'''Krillin''': Why? What's wrong with this place?
'''Gohan''': Because we have ten minutes before Vegeta finds out I stole this (Dragonball)
'''Krillin''': (Terrified, high-pitched whimpering noises as Gohan smiles sweetly) }}
Bulma hating the fact that she's always getting abandoned on Namek.
{{quote|
'''Krillin:''' Bulma, you're right. You have been very helpful and very patient with us. So in return...we'relettingyouwatchthedragonballbye! ''(He and Gohan fly off)''
'''Bulma:''' ''I will kill you both in your sleep!'' }}
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* The Wheel of Death routine from episode 19. Even funnier because this is exactly what the Ginyu Force would do with enough time and preparation. Then there's Vegeta's reaction.
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'''Freeza:''' Love this show. }}
* Vegeta sounding like [[
{{quote|
''(Burter returns the Dragon Ball to Ginyu)''
'''Burter''': Here you go, boss.
'''Ginyu''': Thank you, Burter.
'''Burter''': It's what I do!
'''Vegeta''': But... I... ''I chucked that son of a bitch as hard as I could''!
'''Burter''': Oh, you can't beat my speed! I'm the fastest in the universe!
'''Krillin''': [[That's What She Said|That's what she said!]] }}
* While Vegeta's spouting off various ways of saying they're going to die:
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(Slap is heard)
'''Krillin''': Ow!
'''Super Kami Guru''': Thank you. }}
** Even more hilarious from behind the scenes since both Krillin and Vegeta are voiced by the same guy.
* Vegeta's reaction to Krillin deciding to call them "Team Three Star."
{{quote|
'''Krillin''': Well, we're a '''TEAM''', there's '''THREE''' of us, and the Dragon Balls have '''STARS''' on them! Team Three Star!<br />
'''Vegeta''': That just makes me want to kill you even more, and you're ''STILL'' only the second most annoying bald person I ever had the displeasure to work with.<br />
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'''Vegeta''': I swear to god...! *flies after him* }}
** Later in the same episode, after Krillin has messed up again.
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'''Krillin''': (scared, shouts out quickly) RIGHT-BEHIND-YOU!
'''Vegeta''': My '''GOD''' man, you just can not-!
'''Krillin''': (still running his mouth quickly) ShutupwhenImscared,Iknow! [[Shown Their Work|IoncegotacrushonalittleindianboythatIthoughtwasagirl]].<br />
'''Vegeta''': Please kill him. ''Seriously'', he won't be missed. }}
* Bulma's [[Black Comedy Rape|attempted rape]] [[All Just a Dream|fantasy]] with [[Ship Tease|Vegeta]] should also count. It's [[Crosses the Line Twice]] at best.
{{quote|
(Bulma stammers with fear.)
'''Vegeta:''' You know what I want. Now, give it to me!
'''Bulma (scared):''' The... the Dragonball's right there.
'''Vegeta:''' Oh, I'm not here for the Dragonball.
'''Bulma:''' Wha... what?
'''Vegeta:''' '''''Spread 'em!'''''
(Bulma, with fear, prepares herself, then falls down back to reality as Krillin unties the Dragonball to her foot.)
'''Krillin (with a quick tone):''' Takin' the Dragonball! Bitch at me later! (flies off)
'''Vegeta:''' Your hair looks stupid! (flies off)
'''Gohan:''' Sorry, Bulma! (flies off)
'''Bulma (pissed):''' '''''ALL OF MY HATE!''''' }}
* Or when Vegeta tells Krillin to destroy the Dragon ball in the same episode, [[Hilarity Ensues|Krillin fails, while Vegeta keeps screaming at him to hit it harder.]]
* Krillin on the receiving end of [[
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'''Gohan''' Stop time?
'''Krillin''' [[Completely Missing the Point|Summon steamrollers!]]<br />
'''Gohan (dumbfounded)''' Y-You sure?<br />
'''Krillin''' Positive! }}
* Vegeta's hurricane of [[Unusual Euphemism|Unusual Euphemisms]] as [[The Stinger]] of Episode 19.
{{quote|
'''Jeice:''' Sorry captain, this scouter's acting a bit shonky. }}
* Go Space Broncos!
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** Guldo getting dog biscuits thrown at him.
** Or Vegeta's advice to Krillin on how to fight him:
{{quote|
'''Krillin:''' How will that help?
'''Vegeta:''' I'll find it ''hilarious.'' }}
** And finally, Guldo's [[Facing the Bullets One-Liner]], as he realises he is dying, and begins to contemplate his afterlife and what it all means... {{spoiler|before Vegeta throws another dog biscuit at him.}}
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'''Vegeta''': I know. '''''[VA-VOOM]''''' }}
* "Sure is [[Unusual Euphemism|Zarbon]] in here."
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* The Ginyu Force mourns Guldo.
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'''Recoome:''' How tragic.
[[Beat]]
'''Burter:''' Not telling the captain, 1-2-3, not it!
'''Recoome:''' Not it!
'''Jeice:''' Not it- Oh, ''wankers.'' }}
* After Recoome's first [[Badass Boast]]:
{{quote|
*''[[Dragon Ball GT]]'' [[Theme Tune Rap]] plays*
'''Vegeta''': Oh, the f*** with this! }}
* While it might be funny only to wrestling fans, Jeice using "[[Jim Ross|slobberknocker]]" and "[[Michael Cole|vintage]]" while commentating is quite hilarious.
* This bit after Krillin got owned for the 12th time:
{{quote|
'''Gohan:''' Ah, are you okay?
'''Krillin:''' Yeah, seems he threw my nervous system out of whack, there. Can't quite feel the pain!
''(Beat)''
'''Krillin:''' There it is! AAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWW... }}
* Dende feeling sad that he's one of the few Namekians alive.
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'''Nail''': Lord Guru...
'''Guru''': WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE. }}
* "Silly Vegeta! [[
* After Gohan and Krillin have saved Vegeta by forcing Recoome's mouth shut while he was using his [[Breath Weapon]]:
{{quote|
'''Krillin''': ''(offscreen)'' Dear God, what happened to your face?! }}
* The entire Spacey's skit. It's good food. [[In Space]].
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* Episode 21, Jeice getting punched in the face over and over again is enough to make you fall down laughing.
** Especially when he tries to think about what Ginyu said to do in that situation...only for Goku to punch him again mid-flashback. Jeice then holds his face and screams "Oh, he cut off the captain!"
** Jeice can't rely on his squadmates either:
{{quote|
'''Ginyu''': Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to*punch*
'''Jeice''': Oh, he cut off the captain!
'''Goku''': So, are you going to ''dodge'' any of these?
'''Jeice''': Ohhh, THAT'S what the Captain*punch* ''BURTER! SUPPORT!!''
'''Burter:''' ''[[Completely Missing the Point|Well, you've got very lovely hair, you're a beautiful shade of red, and honestly, you're the only guy I can rely on on this team.]]''<br />
'''Jeice:''' ''I MEANT PUNCH 'IM, YA DAFT BASTARD!! AGGH!'' Oh, but thanks, you know? That really cheered me*punch*''"GOD, I THINK HE BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME!!"''' }}
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* Freeza's rant: "I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the [[Space X|Space]] [[Deep South|Boonies]] for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear ''banjos'' on the way, because everyone is inbred and [[Only Six Faces|LOOKS THE F***ING SAME!]] Not to mention I lost Dodoria ''and'' Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his {{spoiler|girlfriend}}, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!"
* This.
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'''Ginyu''': Not quite yet, Lord Freeza. Lastly, I must complete the "Daddy's Little Princess" dance!
'''Freeza''': ''(indignant)'' My father would command no such thing!
'''Ginyu''': You are correct, Lord Freeza!
'''Freeza''': Very well.
'''Ginyu''': It was your brother!
'''Freeza''': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- }}
** After the Dragon Balls don't work.
{{quote|
'''Freeza''': "...proceed." }}
*** "And now, the Dance of Solitude!"
* "You think that's bad? If you hit 'em hard enough you can play a song." Cue Vegeta playing the Tetris theme by repeatedly kneeing Burter in the throat.
* Vegeta's [[Mass Effect|Renegade Interrupt]].
* Gohan is fed a senzu bean. [[Final Fantasy|a green 9999 appears over his head and the healing ding plays]].
* "Silly Gohan! Animals don't eat people - people eat animals! Silly Gohan!"
* Vegeta's excuse about being so beat up:
{{quote|
'''Recoome''': *groaning in pain*
'''Vegeta''': (stammering) Uhhh no...I..umm...uh..
'''Ghost Nappa''': You fell down some stairs.
'''Vegeta''': I fell down some stairs.
'''Krillin''': No you didn't, you-
'''Vegeta''': Shut up before I throw you down a flight! }}
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* Episode 22: Another great Guru line - "And so I tell him, 'I don't care who you are, now ''clean my jowls''!' ...And that was Nail's first day on the job." Then, after Guru unlocks Dende's potential, Dende leaves. Guru's response? '''"Thaaaat ''SLUUUUUUUUUTTT!!"'''''
** Also from 22:
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'''Nail''': Yes sir.
'''Guru''': NNNNAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLL! Take his coat.
'''Freeza''': I don't have a coat.
'''Nail''': He doesn't have a coat sir. ''[looks at Freeza]'' And I believe this is the guy who basically just killed our whole race.
'''Guru''': ''[sounding a bit annoyed]'' NNNNNNAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLL. Don't take his coat. }}
** '''''KILLING CRABS! IN THE OCEAN!'''''
{{quote|
'''Popo''': (on Earth) "Hm?" }}
** Later, when Freeza is going to Guru:
{{quote|
'''Dende''': "It's morning. (Douche.)"
'''Freeza''': "Cute kid. Seems familiar." }}
** '''"Oh god. NATURAL LIGHT!"'''
** "I utilize these poses as a means of reinvigorating my men and raising morale. HOW DARE YOU MOCK THEM!"
** Ginyu meeting Goku
{{quote|
'''Ginyu''': What?! Just look at HIS [[Anime Hair|hair]]! He looks like he just got out of bed! For goodness sake, Jeice, he's even wearing pajamas.<br />
'''Jeice''': I swear it's him, sir. He picked us apart one by one. We never stood a cha--<br />
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'''Ginyu''': Jeice, what have I told you? }}
* Nail again demonstrating his aptitude at passive-aggressive [[You Fight Like a Cow|trash talk:]]
{{quote|
'''Nail''': Did you try [[Double Entendre|working the shaft?]]<br />
'''Freeza''': ...Classy. }}
** Which leads too...
{{quote|
'''Nail''': He wants to know how to use the Dragon Balls.
'''Guru''': Did you tell him to try working the shaft?
'''Nail''': Yes, Lord Guru.
'''Guru''': Good work, Nail. }}
* After Freeza sees Guru for the first time:
{{quote|
'''Guru''': Oh, hello. I'm Super Kami Guru. And I'm the guy who is not judging you on your appearance. }}
** [[Fridge Logic|That's]]... [[Fridge Logic|a good question, actually]].
*** Becomes [[Fridge Horror]] when you remember the mention of a Namik suffering a terrible drought during Guru's reign.
* (re: the Ginyu Force's defeat)
{{quote|
(Cut to Recoome lying face down on the ground, his naked ass in the air. Buzzing flies are heard.)
'''Jeice''': Err...Define "dignity", Cap'n. }}
* This exchange:
{{quote|
'''Ginyu:''' Jeice! This is hardly the time nor the place. Besides, [[A Date
'''Jeice:''' ...I meant ''switch bodies'', sir... }}
== Episode 23 ==
* Krillin and Gohan discussing why the Namekian Dragon Balls aren't working.
{{quote|
'''Krillin:''' Maybe if I sing to it. ''I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves-''
'''Gohan''': -Actually Krillin I was thinking something else. Maybe the only way to summon it is to call it in its native language.
'''Krillin''': [[Comically Missing the Point|I don't speak German!]] And the only person I know that does was the toilet... and it's dead. God rest his seat. }}
* Bulma calling out Krillin and Gohan on leaving her alone all the time, and Krillin pointing out the logic of her problem:
{{quote|
'''Krillin''': Okay, Bulma, just calm down. Why are you upset?<br />
'''Bulma''': Why?! Because I am always alone!<br />
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'''Krillin''': I'll take it. }}
** Also in episode 23:
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** Freeza is just terrible, [[Faux Affably Evil|in the funniest way possible.]]
{{quote|
*** "Stop ignoring me."
** Vegeta imagining himself yelling "Team Three Star" just before breaking Krillin's neck.
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* Two soldiers talking about [[Stock Scream|the Wilhelm scream]] and trying to imitate it. Vegeta then knocks one to his death, which makes him do the real deal.
{{quote|
** Made even funnier when after that, everyone else very clearly also has a stock scream... of [[
{{quote|
* Ginyu!Goku getting confused about who is in whose body.
{{quote|
'''Ginyu!Goku''': (after hearing Vegeta explain that Kakarot and Goku refer to the same person) So does that make me Ginyu?
'''Ginyu!Goku''': (blocking Vegeta from Ginyu's body change) I'll save you, Goku! }}
* Vegeta's answer to Ginyu's request for a moment of silence.
{{quote|
*[[Beat]]*
'''Vegeta''': [[Finding Nemo|Mine mine mine minemineMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE]]! (Bashes Ginyu!Goku into the ground.) }}
* Gohan's snapped rage which doubles as [[Calling the Old Man Out]].
{{quote|
'''Gohan''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! You abandoned me for a year with Piccolo, sent me off into space, and the next time I get to see you, [[Grand Theft Me|you lost your damn body?!]] YOU'RE NOT EVEN YOU ANYMOOOOORE!<br />
'''Goku!Ginyu''': I don't know where he gets ''that'' from. }}
* This line:
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== Episode 24 ==
* Episode 24 is crammed with funny moments:
** Freeza and Nail's confrontation:
{{quote|
'''Freeza''': [[
'''Nail''': AAAAAAHHHHHH! (falls to his knees in agony)<br />
'''Freeza''': Looks like someone's going to be missing this! (Drops Nail's severed arm in front of him)<br />
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'''Freeza''': Good to know. [[Saying Sound Effects Out Loud|Yoink!]] (rips off Nail's new arm) }}
*** In their next scene, there's a whole pile of mutilated arms on the ground.
{{quote|
*** [[Stealth Pun|Also a reference to the episode number.]]
** Vegeta, Gohan, and Krillin taking Goku to the healing tank in the ship:
{{quote|
'''Krillin''': What happened to the newer model?
'''Vegeta''': Blew it the f*** up.
'''Krillin''': What, did it have an opinion?
'''Vegeta''': Eat me. [...] Now, both of you, [[Evil Sounds Deep|STRIP.]]<br />
'''Krillin''': Ummmm...<br />
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'''Krillin''': ...Less awkward. }}
** Krillin and Gohan [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshading]] [[Schedule Slip|how long they've been on Namek]].
{{quote|
'''Gohan''': Yeah, Krillin?
'''Krillin''': [[Arc Fatigue|We're ''still'' on Namek.]]<br />
'''Gohan''': What do you mean?<br />
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'''Krillin''': I know, right?! }}
** Krillin unintentionally giving Vegeta flashbacks from the previous season:
{{quote|
'''Vegeta''':(Scowls) Goddamnit, Nappa.<br />
'''Krillin''': Oh, right! Good ol' Goddamnit Nappa. }}
** George Takei randomly interrupting the conversation between Goku and King Kai:
{{quote|
'''King Kai''': It's George Takei. Somehow we made this into a [[Accidental Innuendo|three-way.]]<br />
'''George Takei''': [[Catch Phrase|Ohhhh]] ''[[Catch Phrase|my!]]''<br />
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** Dende starts screaming in terror when he thinks he's been caught by one of Freeza's henchmen. Then he realizes it's Krillin, and he screams ''even louder.''
** Gohan's inner monologue as he reflects on his life:
{{quote|
** Porunga's introduction:
{{quote|
'''Porunga''': [In Namekian] (I am Porunga, Dragon of Dreams, and I-- [sees Krillin]...Why is there an Albino Namekian amongst you? I thought they were wiped out in the purge!)
'''Dende''': (Actually, they're earthlings.)
'''Porunga''': ([[Fantastic Racism|God, they're ugly.]])<br />
'''Dende''': (And annoying.) }}
** King Kai communicating with Krillin:
{{quote|
'''Krillin''': Holy crap, I can hear a voice inside my head!
'''Dende''': Is it telling you [[My Name Is Not Durwood|my name is Dende?]]<br />
'''Krillin''': Hush, Little Green! The voice speaks to me.<br />
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** No one cares what Yamcha thinks!
** Piccolo's reaction to being sent to a random spot on Namek:
{{quote|
'''Piccolo''': Hold on a minute, don't do that! That is a terrible i--(is resurrected and brought to Namek)--dea!
''[Piccolo's can be heard screaming in the distance.]''
'''Dende''': He is on Namek.
'''Gohan''': Wait, where is he?
'''Dende''': On Namek.
'''Piccolo''': (in the distance) You dumbass!
'''Krillin''': Why didn't it bring him here?
'''Dende''': You must be specific.
'''Gohan''': Oh, so it's a [[Viewers Are Geniuses|sort of monkey's paw.]] [[Be Careful What You Wish For|You have to be careful with the hubris in your wishes.]] <br />
'''Piccolo''': (still in the distance) [[Catch Phrase|NEEEEEEEERRRRDDD!]] }}
** Apparently, Goku was right; Vegeta ''does'' have a very nervous bladder.
{{quote|
** It also takes him ''way'' too long to figure out why the sky has turned dark; ''"Jesus, I overslept. It's already night...for the first time since I got here...on a planet with three suns." (Alarm clock in his head ticks, then goes off after several seconds) "Oh you mother''-(cut back to the dragon)-''FUCKERS!"'' [[Call Back|But when he does...]]
{{quote|
'''Vegeta''': (visibly furious) '''HEY, WHAT'S UP GUYS?!'''
'''Krillin''': ...I'm never going to get my hoagie.
'''Vegeta''': '''SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!'''
'''Gohan''': What am I doin'?
'''Vegeta''': '''WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!'''
'''Gohan''': Nothing much.
'''Vegeta''': '''THWARTIN' MY PLANS?!'''
'''Gohan''': Thwartin' your plans?
'''Vegeta''': '''ARE YOU?!'''
'''Gohan''': ...Yes.
'''Vegeta''': '''...I'M GONNA F***ING KILL YOU!''' }}
** {{spoiler|Guru's}} death and how well it fits with [[Jerkass|his character]]:
{{quote|
* When Kami is resurrected.
{{quote|
'''Kami''': (poofs) Fan-freaking-tastic, We're back here again.
'''Popo''': Oh, you're back. Hi Kami.
'''Kami''': Mr. Popo, what are you watering?
'''Popo''': Pot.
'''Kami''': Pots of what?
'''Popo''': Pot. (''beat'') I'm not getting rid of it.
'''Kami''': [[Did We Just Have Tea
** Even better given it's a brick joke to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOVORQzNmrM&feature=related
* Freeza's reaction to learning that the Namekians have hoodwinked him.
{{quote|
'''Freeza:''' [[Flat What|...What?]]<br />
'''Nail:''' Remember the little Namekian you passed on the way to Guru's? On his way to the humans with the password. By now he's probably already there and they're about to summon the dragon!<br />
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'''Nail:''' Whatever.<br />
'''Freeza:''' ''(flies off and turns on scouter)'' ''Why aren't the Ginyus showing up!?'' Oh, they're dead. '''''WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!''''' }}
* Vegeta's thoughts as he was falling asleep.
{{quote|
* The reveal that even Krillin thought the name "Team Three Star" was stupid.
** That seemed more like he was trying to save face than anything else, considering how enthusiastic he was about it in the beginning.
* Freeza getting annoyed with Namek. Again.
{{quote|
'''Freeza:''' We flew over an hour for ''this?'' It looks exactly the same as everywhere else on this god-forsaken rock! }}
== Episode 25 ==
* [[The Stinger]] has the [[Super Mario Bros.|theme song]] with Freeza under a powerup box. Out pops the mushroom and Freeza transforms.
* Episode 25 has several including Freeza raising the Owned count so high that he gets a [[Super Mario Bros.|1Up]], Nappa in the flashback and {{spoiler|Dodoria shopped onto a [[Squick|fat woman in lingerie]] during a solar flare}}.
** Freeza singing a modded rendition of [[The Sound of Music|"My Favorite Things"]] in 25, is both hillarious and chilling.
{{quote|
* Another is the aftermath of Piccolo's fusion with Nail. [[Team Four Star]] handles it EXACTLY like the dub complete with Piccolo psyching himself up...until...
{{quote|
'''Piccolo''': Errrghummm...Nothing.
'''Nail''': Really? 'Cause it looked like you were chanting to yourself.
'''Piccolo''': Are you in my head?
'''Nail''': Yep. Don't worry, supposedly I should fade into your subconscious...sooner or later.
'''Piccolo''': Ok...so what now?
'''Nail''': By my estimate, this fusion should have given you just enough power to wipe out the bastard that killed our people.
'''Piccolo''': And?
'''Nail''': Well, let me put this in terms you can understand...YOU CAN WIN! YOU FEEL GREAT! YOU! CAN! DO! THIS!
'''Piccolo''': Oh HA-HA! }}
* When Freeza's still in his first form, locked in a power struggle with Vegeta, his scouter displays the message "F**K THIS. I'M OUT." seconds before exploding.
* During the flashback about Bardock's warning:
{{quote|
'''King Vegeta''': Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
*[[Beat]]*
'''Butarega''': [[Mathematician's Answer|...Yes.]]<br />
[King Vegeta blasts Butarega away]<br />
'''King Vegeta''': Friggin' smartass. }}
* When Dende heals Gohan.
{{quote|
'''Dende''': You are the only one I respect.
'''Gohan''': Then why did you heal Krillin?
'''Dende''': The better question is; [[Schmuck Bait|why did I tell him he was immortal?]] }}
* When Gohan's [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]] after Freeza (almost) kills Krillin fails.
{{quote|
''[Flashback]''
'''Goku''': Bye, son!
'''Gohan''': I'm beginning to think I have issues. }}
** When Krillin comes back in top form after being impaled:
{{quote|
[creeping realization]
'''Vegeta''' (out loud): That... ''bastard''. }}
* '''''[[Large Ham|SOCIAL ACTIVITYYYYY!]]'''''
* While Freeza is owning Krillin so much he gets a [[Super Mario Bros.|1UP...]]
{{quote|
* Krillin tells the gang how he blinded Freeza with Solar Flare;
{{quote|
'''Krillin:''' Ummm...
'''Freeza:''' I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD WHERE MY TAIL USED TO BE!!
'''Krillin:''' To answer your question, Gohan, no, I did not do that. }}
* Krillin learns that he isn't immortal.
{{quote|
'''Vegeta:''' Yeah, and unlike the runt and I, you don't get a power boost from it.
'''Krillin:''' Hax! I call hax! }}
* Piccolo's [[Big Damn Heroes]] moment is accompanied by [[Chrono Trigger
* Nail explains his plan to Piccolo.
{{quote|
'''Piccolo:''' And we're just gonna abuse it?
'''Nail:''' Oh, maliciously!
'''Piccolo:''' Bitchin'! What do we do? }}
* Freeza "taunting" Vegeta while he tortures Gohan
{{quote|
'''Vegeta:''' Not really, kind of a smart ass.
'''Freeza:''' Well then, why am I even bothering?!
'''Vegeta:''' Because....you get off on it...?
'''Freeza:''' Oh, unbelievably! }}
* Piccolo's first thoughts on Namek;
{{quote|
* How Vegeta knew that Freeza can transform.
{{quote|
''[cutaway]''
'''Guldo:''' So... Did you know that Freeza can transform?
'''Vegeta:''' Huh. That right?
'''Guldo:''' Yeah. And Burter's gay!
'''Vegeta:''' ''(genuine surprise)'' Really!?
''[cutaway]''
'''Vegeta:''' [[Running Gag|And then I threw a dog treat at him]]. True story. }}
== Episode 26 ==
* The miraculous return of the Kanassans:
{{quote|
'''Kanassan 2''': BULMA AND VEGETA HAVE A KIIIIIID!
'''Kanassan 3''': THE REAL BUU IS A CHILD!
'''Kanassan 4''': CELL REACHES HIS PERFECT FOOOOORM!
'''Kanassan 5''': GOTEN AND TRUNKS BECOME A GUUUUYYYY!
'''Kanassan 6''': GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESN'T DO CRAAAAAAP! }}
* The Stinger has this exchange:
{{quote|
'''Gohan''': Actually Krillin, his name was Dende.<br />
'''Krillin''': Huh, that's funny. [[Comically Missing the Point|He never spoke up about it.]] }}
* A brilliant send up of of the series' "weighted clothing" concept:
{{quote|
'''Freeza''': Weighted armour? How quaint. And how much does it weigh?<br />
'''Piccolo''': Same as it always does: one hundred kilo-<br />
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'''Piccolo''': [[Power Creep, Power Seep|That concept just sort of lost meaning after a while, didn't it?]] }}
* After Krillin sees Piccolo crack his knuckles and neck in a truly awesome way.
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* Piccolo and Nail's conversation during Freeza's 2nd transformation.
* For some reason, this troper finds the exchange after Freeza transforms into his 3rd form hilarious.
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'''Piccolo''': I think [[Ridley Scott]]'s gonna sue somebody.
'''Freeza''': What are you talking about? *Alien tongue bursts out of mouth and makes noises* Let me touch your skin...
'''Piccolo''': *disturbed yell* }}
* Definitely this exchange:
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'''Piccolo''': Whats that?
'''Freeza''': DIE.
'''Piccolo''': ...That's... not... a... questio- *gets knocked into plateau*
'''Freeza''': That's because I don't do requests. }}
* When Vegeta tried fleeing, this happened:
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'''Vegeta''': Oh, y'know... *shifts eyes* places...
'''Freeza''': Places, hm? Like that mountain over there?
'''Vegeta''': *looking* Actually, that looks more like a plat- *gets knocked into* -EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU!! }}
** Extra funny if you realize [[Brick Joke|a similar joke was made 23 episodes earlier.]]
* Freeza's "game"
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'''Piccolo''': [[Tempting Fate|Yeah...]]<br />
'''Freeza''': Just remove the "t".<br />
'''Piccolo''': I don't ge- (Freeza blasts him in the knee) OH HO I GET IT! }}
** Plus the exchange right afterward that would later be alluded to in episode 29.
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'''Piccolo''': AGH! ...You're not really familiar with our anatomy, are you?<br />
'''Freeza''': It doesn't matter! I'll hit your glubok somewhere! (He starts repeatedly blasting Piccolo) }}
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* The opening.
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'''Vegeta''': HEALER'S DOWN!
'''Krillin''': NEED A REZ!
'''Gohan''': OUT OF MANA!
'''All three''': AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! }}
** Before that, Goku was singing "Put the Lime in the Coconut".
* Freeza's continued mocking
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'''Krillin''': HOW IS THAT A THING? }}
* The return of "DOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!"
* Goku's attempt at a [[Badass Boast]].
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'''Vegeta''': He means Saiyan. }}
** And then Freeza's comment:
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* A good amount of the dialogue in episode 27, such as the round of "Row row row your boat". Especially once Goku arrives and starts talking to Freeza.
** Note that the singing round includes [[Only Sane Man|King Kai]] and [[Straight Man|Tien]], but cuts off before [[Butt Monkey|Yamcha]]. Priceless.
** Meta example in that shortly before the episode's release, [[
* Vegeta attempting to [[Call Back|rock Freeza like a hurricane]]. {{spoiler|It fails.}}
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* After Goku blocks Freeza's [[Beam Spam]] attack, Freeza demands to know how it's possible, from Vegeta, who's been talking about the Super Saiyan legend the whole episode, and previous ones (having already given an identical speech about it ''twice''). Mostly in relation to himself, but you can tell Freeza sees it coming ''again''. Each word out of Freeza's mouth is angrier than the last in the following exchange.
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'''Freeza:''' ''[["No. Just... No" Reaction|Oh. My! GOD!!!]]'' }}
* EVERYTHING that the extremely short-lived Jamaican (That sounds familiar to [[The Little Mermaid|Sebastian the Crab]]) crab (Apparently his name is 'Orpheus') says before getting eaten by Freeza in Episode 27.
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* When Goku arrives, he talks to the others. This happens.
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'''Piccolo''': Uh... Dragon Balls...
'''Goku''': Cool,
'''Krillin''': GOKU!!
'''Goku''': Hey Krillin! You look funny in that armor!
'''Gohan''': DAD!!!
'''Goku''': [[Crowning Moment of Indifference|Hey.]] }}
** And then he turns to Freeza:
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'''Freeza:''' ''<hestitantly>'' I am ''Lord Freeza,'' yes.
'''Goku:''' ''<cheerfully>'' Awesome! Imma deck you in the schnozz!
''<Freeza stares blankly for a second, then drops Vegeta>''
'''Vegeta:''' Ow.
'''Freeza:''' I'm... sorry, that's a new one. Who did you say you were, again? }}
** And note that this is actually a [[Brick Joke]] to how Freeza keeps track of every [[Badass Boast]] made towards him.
* Freeza explains why Vegeta is injured;
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'''Goku:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|Why do you want to die?]]<br />
'''Freeza:''' Wh- no, I meant, I meant I wanted ''him'' to die-<br />
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'''Freeza:''' ''(Shocked)'' And apparently, this is now happening. }}
* During their, ah, fight, Vegeta and Freeza's thoughts.
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'''Freeza:''' ''(God, Zarbon's, dead, Dodoria's dead, the Ginyus are dead...this has been one giant mess. It's just like that jockstrap incident, only now I don't have Ginyu around to dig the holes!)'' }}
* Early on when Gohan, Krillin and Piccolo are all certain of their defeat and Vegeta keeps boasting how good he is:
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'''Vegeta:''' Yup, just gonna stand here and keep bein' awesome--
'''Piccolo:''' There's nothing we can do against that kind of power!
'''Vegeta:''' ''(Annoyed)'' Uh, hello, awesome? Right here.
'''Gohan:''' We're all gonna die!
'''Vegeta:''' ... You know what? All of you better duck, because I'm about to turn left and I don't want to SMACK YOU WITH MY DICK. }}
* I know the whole scene with Freeza [[Curb Stomp Battle|curb stomping]] Vegeta is pretty morbid, but I always find it humorous when Krillin asks if they should do something
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* After Freeza tells Vegeta that a Super Saiyan is just a myth...
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* While firing an impressive but ineffective [[Beam Spam]], Vegeta yelling "[[More Dakka|DAKKA DAKKA]] [[Warhammer
== Episode 28 ==
* The opening, which has Vegeta stating the usual legal stuff, but clearly dying with each breath.
* Vegeta's dying words.
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* Freeza's complete stupification as he tries to comprehend how Goku thinks.
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'''Freeza''': How do you ''function''? }}
* After kicking Freiza into a mountain, the two exchange banter. Goku gets in a legitimate taunt.
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** Half the fun is Goku [[Sarcasm Blind|taking Freeza's thinly-veiled threats and taunts at face value.]]
* Vegeta tells Goku that your clothes don't come with you when you die. Goku says his stayed with him.
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(Later, at King Yenma's)
'''King Yenma''': (To all arriving souls) Strip...next. Strip...next. Strip...next. Strip...([[Beat]], learns forward) nice.
'''Arriving soul''': {{spoiler|Recoome thanks you.}} }}
* The random moment with Bulma shows her drinking the planet's water.
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*
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'''Freeza''': ...I miss [[Camp Straight|Zarbon]]. }}
* Krillin getting hit in the face with Freiza's puke, bringing the [[Running Gag|Krillin Owned Counter]] up to 27.
* When Goku says to Freeza that he won the game because he fought without his shirt (long story). He asks what his prize is.
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'''Freeza''': Another bath!
*Beat* '''Goku''': But I'm not dir- [[Gilligan Cut|*Cut to Goku being drowned by Freeza*]]<br />
'''Freeza''': Just tell me when you need to come up for air. }}
* The following exchange, just after Vegeta's burial. Freeza's expression while saying the last line is ''priceless'':
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'''Goku''': I don't know, I went to Hell once. The only real bad part was these two oiled-up German guys trying to wrestle me.
'''Freeza:''' ...are you real? }}
* Freeza, after Goku responds to his rhetorical question with a rhetorical answer.
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* Goku's brain appearing to be voiced by [[Orson Welles]], at least if its garbled comments about "frozen peas" while Goku is drowning were any indication.
* Vegeta's spirit animal falling out of Freeza's ear.
* The beginning;
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'''Gohan:''' Vegeta, no!
'''Krillin:''' Don't worry, Gohan. Little Green'll- ''(Shot of Dende's corpse)'' ...oh. Vegeta, no!
'''Piccolo:''' ...Meh. }}
* Goku bites Freeza's tail. 'Nuff said.
* Goku continuing to be a terrible father.
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'''Piccolo''': So... keep doing what I've been doing, then?
'''Goku''': Yah-huh.
'''Piccolo''': Yeah, I figured. Let's go!
'''Krillin''': Oh thank god!
''Piccolo and Krillin fly away.''
'''Gohan''': (whispering) Dad... beat him within an inch of his life... AND HANG HIM UP BY HIS ENTRAILS!
'''Goku''': (To himself) Wow, he sounds like he's had a hard time. Piccolo should really have a talk with him. }}
* Freeza asking if Goku wants to play a "game".
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[[Beat]]
'''Goku''': [[Too Dumb to Live|Yes...]] }}
* After the "pinball" game:
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'''Goku''': Eh, it was okay.
'''Freeza''': Wha...''How did you-''
'''Goku''': It's no [[
'''Freeza''': (Wide eyed, says nothing. Leans forward making a creaking sound) }}
* Why Vegeta got shot;
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'''Vegeta:''' I have...a f**king hole in my chest...why didn't you block that one!?
'''Goku:''' I thought you had it!
'''Vegeta:''' ''No!''
'''Freeza:''' It's funny how he's still talking, I could have sworn I hit a lung- ''(Vegeta coughs blood)'' Oh there it is! }}
* Freeza loses his patience with Goku.
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'''Goku:''' Hey, I'm just like any other guy. I pay my taxes one leg at a time!
'''Freeza:''' ...I'm going to drown you. I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies.
'''Goku:''' What? Why would you drown puppies!?
'''Freeza:''' ''(Snidely)'' Because they're cute and cuddly.
'''Goku:''' Are...you coming on to me?
'''Freeza:''' Arrr...! }}
* The end of the episode
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'''Goku:''' (Goku breaks out from under the water) Yeah! Kaio-ken!
'''Freeza:''' [[Running Gag|Kaio-what?]]<br />
'''Goku:''' KA! ME! HA! ME! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (He apparently obliterates Freeza)<br />
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== Episode 29 ==
* The disclaimer is read by Krillin, followed by this gem of an exchange.
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'''Krillin:''' ...What? }}
* Freeza after pulling Goku out of the water
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'''Goku''': (Spits up onto Freeza's face)
[[Beat]]
'''Freeza''': (Starts kicking Goku repeatedly)
'''Goku''': AH! OH! Son of a-! }}
* The entire bit with the Ginyu Force on King Kai's planet. Including lines from Yamcha.
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'''Tien''': I'm going to do my best to overlook the fact that you just used the word "bogus". }}
** King Kai's casual reaction to the tree Guldo threw at his house.
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** And when the Ginyus get kicked down to hell {{spoiler|by King Kai}}:
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* This exchange:
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'''Freeza:''' Oh, come now. If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand. ''(lightning strikes Freeza, to no effect)'' HA! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game! }}
* Freeza's frustration at not understanding what Goku's up to with the Spirit Bomb. "There you go again, throwing your hands up in the air like you just don't care. Care, damn it!"
* Freeza gets hit by the Spirit Bomb
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[The Spirit Bomb absorbs his attack with an "om nom nom" sound]
'''Freeza''': (still calm) Oh my god.
'''Freeza''': (thinking) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, [[Complete Monster|it's that I'm dying]]. }}
* The [[Call Back]] to Piccolo having Goku distract Raditz while Goku is charging the spirit bomb. This time, the positions are reversed.
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** And just like Piccolo, Goku sang a song while [[Funny Background Event|Piccolo was getting a beatdown]]. The song was, [[Call Back|again]], [[The Muppet Show|Mahna Mahna]].
*** I'ma charging my attack.
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* Freeza's reappearance: "By the way, not dead. Kthanx '''DIE'''."
* When Freeza {{spoiler|kills Krillin}} after taking out Piccolo:
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'''Freeza''': Ohoho, you're next.
''' {{spoiler|Krillin}}''': Wait, what'd I ever do to you?
'''Freeza''': Remember {{spoiler|my tail}}?
''' {{spoiler|Krillin}}''': Can't you take a joke?
*Freeza gives an ugly stare at {{spoiler|Krillin}}, while {{spoiler|Krillin}} gives a smile*
''' {{spoiler|Krillin}}''': {{spoiler|[[Screams Like a Little Girl|AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!]] *explodes*}}
*Beat*
{{spoiler|*Krillin's Owned Count goes to 28*}} }}
* The stinger, after {{spoiler|Freeza kills Krillin}}:
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* Freeza finally loses his cool.
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'''Goku:''' Or...maybe I'm being rhetorical.
'''Freeza:''' ''NO! NO YOU'RE NOT!'' God, it's like you just use words you hear randomly to try and sound smarter!
'''Goku:''' Huh. Well, now you're just acting transcendent.
'''Freeza:''' RR! ''(Kicks Goku)'' }}
* "RECOOOOOOOOOOOMEEE! DIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE!
* After Guldo throws the tree at King Kai's house:
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'''Guldo:''' Sorry, I kinda lost my head there after I... lost my head. }}
* Freeza spotting the huge spirit bomb above him.
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'''Goku:''' Are we still playing twenty questions?<br />
'''Freeza:''' You were planning to use this on me, weren't you!?<br />
'''Goku:''' ...Yeah... }}
* Also, Krillin keeps blurting out what Goku's doing, and how strong the Spirit Bomb is.
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'''Krillin''': Too scared!
'''Piccolo''': Damn it!
'''Freeza''': What is that fool yammering on about?
'''Goku''': He's talking about...ghosts.
'''Freeza''': ...Ghosts.
'''Goku''': ''(Eyes shifting)'' Yeah, you know... Spirits? ...Ghosts? }}
== DBZ Abridged - Episodes - Other ==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130208232941/http://www.teamfourstar.com/page-makeaman This is the best song ever.]
* Nappa's year-long [[Are We There Yet?]], which at first seems to come to a rather anticlimactic end ("Yay!") only to be brought back in a wonderfully unexpected way: "Is he here yet?"
* They turned Recoome into [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]].
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** Apparently, as episode 20 shows, {{spoiler|Goku is [[Hulk Hogan]].}}
* And then there's this:
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* Guru has two words for everyone.
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== DBZ Abridged - Movies and Specials ==
* And now from the "Bardock - Father of Goku Abridged" we have the following:
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* Also from the Bardock special:
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** Even better is the set-up to that. Bardock at first doesn't give a damn when the doctor asks if he wants to see Goku, noting that he never paid attention to [[Butt Monkey|Raditz]] when he was growing up. The doc answers, "And we all know how ''he'' turned out," followed by a [[Gilligan Cut]] to the above line.
* Another from the Bardock special:
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* Bardock witnessing the future of his son <s>Kakarot</s> Goku... from a scene from [[Canon
*** "Well, I'd say I should've seen this coming, but that would be ironic."
*** "[[Useless Superpowers|USELESS-ASS PSYCHIC POWERS]]!!!"
** Mr. Popo's cameo as Bardock first gets his ability to see the future.
** This exchange
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'''Zarbon:''' [[Memetic Mutation|He conquers planets and doesn't afraid of anything]].<br />
'''Freeza:''' Doesn't afraid of anything ''indeed''. }}
* The ''whole exchange'' between Nappa and young Prince Vegeta.
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'''Vegeta:''' What is it, Nappa?
'''Nappa:''' Well, I've got good news... aaaaand bad news. The ''bad'' news is... *rushed* ''reports say our entire planet has been destroyed by gigantic meteorite along with its all its inhabitants.''
'''Vegeta:''' Ah- But- What about-?!
'''Nappa:''' Aaand your father.
'''Vegeta:''' My. Whole. Family. My race!
'''Nappa:''' But the good news is ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|we're going to Dairy Queen!]]''<br />
'''Vegeta:''' My entire race is gone!<br />
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'''Nappa:''' Yaaay! This seems like the beginning of a bee-yootiful friendship. }}
* The Halloween Special:
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'''Popo''': Oh, I'm not in costume. Yet. Hold on. ''[cut to clip of the Cloverfield monster, with Popo's maniacal laughter]'' }}
* Four Words: Banana on a <s>tricycle</s> unicycle.
** Heck, the entire FAQ is one big CMOF.
** The obnoxious [[Gantz Abridged|salaryman]]... er, fan. That is all.
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'''Vegeta:''' No! Wait... who the hell is Cutter?
'''Obnoxious Fan:''' You guys suck! I'm going to go complain on my [[
'''Vegeta:''' Yes, I'm sure your mother reads it religiously. }}
** Also-
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'''Vegeta:''' [[No Indoor Voice|I DON'T KNOW! LET'S ASK HIM!]]<br />
'''Oozaru:''' ROAR! (Fires blast of energy from his mouth at the Obnoxious Fan.)<br />
'''Obnoxious Fan:''' ...Ow.... }}
** Nappa answering the question of who writes and edits the show.
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'''Vegeta''': It's Kaiser Neko, Nappa!
'''Nappa''': Kaiser Cat.
'''Vegeta''': Neko!
'''Nappa''': Meow! (pair of cat ears pops up on his head) }}
* The AWA special:
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'''Vegeta:''' Goddamnit Nappa, stop breaking the fourth... whoa, wow, she ''is'' hot.
'''Nappa:''' I'm talking about that guy over there! The [[Death Note
'''Vegeta:''' Nappa, that's just a guy in a white sweatshirt.<br />
'''Nappa:''' Yeah, like I said. L.<br />
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'''Vegeta:''' F***ing cop-out. }}
* In the middle of the Conneticon 2011 announcement.
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'''Nappa:''' My parents died in a tragic space accident when I was only a child. That's why I can never grow up.
'''Announcer:''' Ha ha, oh Nappa. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOqIngh_-_A&feature=feedu Nappa and the other bald characters' parody of Lady Gaga's Born This Way.]
** After the music stops, some of the reactions are priceless:
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'''Tien''': Yeah, I'm not doing it.
'''Nappa''': I thought we talked about this.
'''Tien''': Yeah. ''You'' talked. I said no.
'''Nappa''': Look. It took a long time to put this together. Piccolo's in the outfit!
'''Piccolo''': ([[Call Back|covered in plush Yoshis]]) I'm in the outfit.<br />
'''Tien''': ''That's because you have no friends.''<br />
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'''Tien''': F*** you, that's why. }}
* The entirety of "Christmas Tree of Might." Especially the end.
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'''Ghost Nappa:''' ''Vegeeeeeeta!'' Tonight, you will be haunted by three ''ghoooooosts!'' (Appears) And they're all me. (Soon, two more Ghost Nappas show up.)
'''Ghost Nappas''' (simultaneous) : Hi!
'''Vegeta:''' Goddamnit, I hate Christmas. }}
** The "mouth present" thing.
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'''Chi-Chi:''' The same thing as last year, Goku.
'''Goku:''' Oh, so that thing you do with your mouth...."
'''Chi-Chi:''' NOT IN FRONT OF GOHAN! }}
*** And later...
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'''Goku:''' Oh, man! If Chi-Chi finds out about this, I might not get mouth present. }}
* The wish Krillin makes {{spoiler|which causes the events of the special.}} Thank you, Krillin and thank you [[Jackass Genie|Shenron]].
* Shenron's jackassness is hilarious.
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'''Oolong:''' It's been one year, 2 months and 50...
'''Shenron:''' SHUT THE HELL UP! }}
* Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell [[Crowning Music of Awesome|ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGON BALL Z!]]
* [[One-Scene Wonder|This:]]
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'''Turles:''' [[Call Back|And ''you'' look like a Yoshi.]]<br />
'''Piccolo:''' I get that. Now hand over the kid. (Gohan)<br />
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'''Piccolo:''' '''I want him!!'''<br />
'''Turles:''' You want-you want?<br />
'''Piccolo:''' '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}5PJddmfesaA I WANT THAT KID!!]''' }}
* Goku singing while Chi-Chi is lecturing Gohan.
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* "Did I just smash the Krampus?"
* "Falalalalalalala'''DIE'''."
* [[Berserk Button|"YOU NEVER WASTE FIGGY PUDDING!"]] *beatdown ensues*
* Goku's attempt to reason with the tree.
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'''Yamcha''': Goku, trees can't talk.
'''Amond''': (Offscreen) Why don't you come up here and ''try it''.
'''Yamcha''': Ya know what, f*** it, I don't care anymore. }}
* Yamcha's [[Curb Stomp Battle|"fight"]] with Cacao:
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'''Song''': ''But do you recall, the most useless fighter of all...''<br />
'''Yamcha''': Go to hell! *throws a Spirit Ball, which misses*<br />
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** Also the previous, nefarious misdeeds of his mooks, including [[But You Screw One Goat!|raping Rudolph]].
From the Lord Slug movie, we have Piccolo's interaction with Slug's minions.
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'''Minion''': Gimmick?
'''Piccolo''': Yeah, like the last guys, they were all misfit minions and crap, what're you?
'''Angira''': We're just here for your planet. Though if I had to choose, i'd say i'm the pretty one.
'''Piccolo''': Eh, 6 out of 10.
'''Angira''': ''You sassy bitch.''
'''Piccolo''': That makes you the weird one with the freaky power.
'''Medamatcha''': I can spawn mini-mes'!
'''Piccolo''': (sarcasticly) ''Spectacular''. And that would make you no doubt the big, tough, stupid one.
'''Dorodabo''': [[I Resemble That Remark|You take that back or I'll kill you!]]<br />
'''Piccolo''': Alright, alright, you're not tough.<br />
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'''Piccolo''': So long since you've seen yours, you don't even recognize one do ya? }}
** The truck returns in this gem delivered after Goku has been impacted into the ground like a vegetable.
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'''Goku''': *muffled due to being underground* What's it called?
'''Slug''': *plucks Goku out by the leg* Competitive [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|BITCH TOSS!]] *hurls Goku into a truck* }}
* After Piccolo rips his own ears off in order to avoid being affected by [[Weaksauce Weakness|Gohan's whistling]], he keeps yelling "WHAT?" everytime he thinks someone is talking to him, even when nobody's talking back. He later combines it with the Kaïoken [[Running Gag]]:
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'''Slug''': Kaïo-
'''Piccolo''': WHAT? }}
** It's doubly funny coupled with the fact Piccolo's [[Big Damn Heroes]] moment was accompanied by [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]]'s theme music; later in his career "WHAT?" became something of a catchphrase for him.
** Also comes back during the credits.
* Vegeta watches Krillin get pasted on TV and records the moment.
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'''Goku:''' [[Say My Name|KRILLIN!]] }}
* Goku thinking it's Christmas for most of the movie. Because it's snowing!
** "I AM CHAMPION CHRISTMAS!"
* Piccolo and Nail's conversation at the begining of the movie. (Nail is in Piccolo's head, even though he wouldn't have been at the time, but the movie doesn't really fit into continuity anyway.)
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'''Nail''': Last time I checked, neither do cannons.
'''Piccolo''': THAT'S what makes it SPECIAL.
and
'''Nail''': Who's that?
'''Piccolo''': It's just Gohan. If you ignore it, it'll go away.
Also
'''Nail:''' So you just ignore all of your problems?
'''Piccolo:''' No, some I invite to live inside my ''head.'' }}
* How Goku seems more worried about trivial things when landing on Iguana Street, than the actual fight.
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* The [[Overly Long Gag]] where Dorodabo repeatedly gets knocked off a building by Piccolo.
* Goku's song while charging the Spirit Bomb.
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* Piccolo's master plan against Lord Slug:
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''*Slug grabs him*''
'''Piccolo''': Aha! I ''knew'' you would do that! Now for phase two of my master plan! ''*tears off ears*'' AAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!
'''Lord Slug''': What the hell is ''wrong'' with everyone on this planet!? }}
* Medamatcha in general.
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"What, bitch, I'm talking to you! I will smack you with my dick!" }}
** Everything he says is hilarious.
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* Squeaky Toy!Goku returns!
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'''Goku:''' Why does everyone keep doing that...? Those are my lungs...being crushed by my ribs...! }}
* This exchange.
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'''Kami''': Mr Popo are you torturing a cat?
'''Popo''': Oh come on Kami, I don't torture [[False Reassurance|cats]].<br />
([[Beat]])<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoJ_UBnRk Yamcha the Scar Faced Bandit]. Particularly when [[Butt Monkey|Krillin]] manages to smack talk him.
* ''[[Dragonball Z Kai]] Abridged'', the entirety of season 1 condensed into [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo5Rhn8zuPA two minutes and ten seconds of nonstop hilarity.]
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'''Nappa''': Ballin'. }}
** The part where Nappa sums up his total reason for being;
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** [[Invoked Trope|Case]] [[Fridge Logic|and]] [[Fridge Brilliance|point]].
**
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'''Vegeta''': Because I'm a monkey! (transforms into the giant ape Ozaru). }}
* The Yomacon commercial;
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'''Nail:''' What is it, Lord Guru?
'''Guru:''' Do you know what I love about Canada?
'''Nail:''' ...Sir, there's nothing to love about Canada.
'''Guru:''' Nail...
'''Nail:''' No, seriously, it's the only place more boring than here-
'''Guru:''' Nail! None of that.
'''Nail:''' ''(Sighs)'' What is that you love about Canada, sir?
'''Guru:''' I love...''their moose!''
'''Moose:''' Hurr!
'''Nail:''' ''(Makes a surprised yelp)'' }}
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