Dragon Ball Z Abridged/Funny: Difference between revisions

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'''Farmer''': Damn it, I voted for Bush.

'''Raditz''': Now get up and say you're sorry. (Farmer doesn't move) Human? Huuuman? (sighs) [[And Call Him George|So this is why dad said I couldn't keep Appule]]. }}

** For added hilarity, this troper always thought he said "a pool." Because it seemed like something Raditz would have said, with Bardock looking frustrated and annoyed at him.

* Goku meeting Raditz.

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'''Nappa''': Yeah we're going to get panties!... I mean immortality. Immortality is what I meant. Right Vegeta?

'''Vegeta''': Just get in the damn pod, Nappa. }}

**

{{quote|'''Bulma:''' Hey I'm here.

'''Krillin:''' BOOBS! I mean, Bulma... Hi!

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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys7pLfOVZDE#t=7m21s Goku's defeat of Princess Snake.]

** As well as her earlier spying on a naked Goku...[[Metal Gear Solid|while hiding in]] [[Memetic Mutation|a cardboard box]].

* The backstory behind the blood fountain in hell.

{{quote|'''Goku:''' Have you guys seen my brother Raditz around here? Spiky hair...tail?

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'''Nappa''': ''[appears as a ghost]'' "I'mhauntingyou!"

'''Vegeta''': '''''[[Big No|NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]''''' }}

* Goku hits his head harder than he thought and believed he was in the [[~~Dragon Ball~~ Evolution]] continuity.

* Goku hits his head harder than he thought and believed he was in the [[Dragonball Evolution]] continuity.

{{quote|'''Goku''': Man, this is worse than [[~~Dragon Ball~~ Evolution|that time I was in high school, and all the guys called me "Geeko", and I was Piccolo's slave, I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and...]] Oh wow, I hit that rock harder than I thought.}}

{{quote|'''Goku''': Man, this is worse than [[Dragonball Evolution|that time I was in high school, and all the guys called me "Geeko", and I was Piccolo's slave, I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and...]] Oh wow, I hit that rock harder than I thought.}}

* Vegeta when he loses his temper is always hilarious.

{{quote|'''Vegeta''': SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!

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** And after that, him hiding in the water, complete with submarine noises:

** The glorious return of Ghost Nappa:

{{quote|'''Ghost Nappa'': (whistles) Is this thing on? Is it on? (tuning noises) OK, there we go! A-HA-HEM!! You are now thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious. Have fun with that.}}

** Freeza and Zarbon's [[Innocent Innuendo]].

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'''Nail''': Lord Guru...

'''Guru''': WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE. }}

* "Silly Vegeta! [[No ~~Sell~~|The only thing Recoome sells]], is merchandise!" *Cue images of merchandise with Recoome on them popping up, including a vibrator with his head*

* "Silly Vegeta! [[Won't Work On Me|The only thing Recoome sells]], is merchandise!" *Cue images of merchandise with Recoome on them popping up, including a vibrator with his head*

* After Gohan and Krillin have saved Vegeta by forcing Recoome's mouth shut while he was using his [[Breath Weapon]]:

{{quote|'''Recoome''': ''(his mouth is all messed up)'' Can Recoome get a mirror? He feels like he might have chipped a tooth.

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* Episode 21, Jeice getting punched in the face over and over again is enough to make you fall down laughing.

** Especially when he tries to think about what Ginyu said to do in that situation...only for Goku to punch him again mid-flashback. Jeice then holds his face and screams "Oh, he cut off the captain!"

** Jeice can't rely on his squadmates either:

{{quote|'''Jeice''': Alright, you bastard! Prepare to face the wrath of the Ginyu For*punch* AHH! You goddamn wanker! You punched me right in the*punch* Ah, he did it again! *punch* Ahh! Stop it! Stop it! *punch* '''PISS!!!''' Oh... what would the captain do in this situation?!

'''Ginyu''': Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to*punch*

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'''Freeza''': "...proceed." }}

*** "And now, the Dance of Solitude!"

* "You think that's bad? If you hit 'em hard enough you can play a song." Cue Vegeta playing the Tetris theme by repeatedly kneeing Burter in the throat.

* Vegeta's [[Mass Effect|Renegade Interrupt]].

* Gohan is fed a senzu bean. [[Final Fantasy|a green 9999 appears over his head and the healing ding plays]].

* "Silly Gohan! Animals don't eat people - people eat animals! Silly Gohan!"

* Vegeta's excuse about being so beat up:

{{quote|'''Goku''': So Vegeta, what happened to you? Did you get beat up by this guy? (talking about Recoome)

'''Recoome''': *groaning in pain*

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* Episode 22: Another great Guru line - "And so I tell him, 'I don't care who you are, now ''clean my jowls''!' ...And that was Nail's first day on the job." Then, after Guru unlocks Dende's potential, Dende leaves. Guru's response? '''"Thaaaat ''SLUUUUUUUUUTTT!!"'''''

** Also from 22:

{{quote|'''Guru''': NNAAAAAIIIILLLL! Do we have a visitor?

'''Nail''': Yes sir.

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{{quote|'''Freeza''': Good Lord! I was lead to believe your species survived almost entirely on water! How is he so fat?!

'''Guru''': Oh, hello. I'm Super Kami Guru. And I'm the guy who is not judging you on your appearance. }}

** [[Fridge Logic|That's]]... [[Fridge Logic|a good question, actually]].

*** Becomes [[Fridge Horror]] when you remember the mention of a Namik suffering a terrible drought during Guru's reign.

* (re: the Ginyu Force's defeat)

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** Freeza and Nail's confrontation:

{{quote|'''Nail''':(attacks Freeza mid-sentence) HAAAAA!

'''Freeza''': [[No ~~Sell~~|Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we were starting.]] Here, allow me. (rips Nail's arm off)

'''Freeza''': [[Won't Work On Me|Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we were starting.]] Here, allow me. (rips Nail's arm off)

'''Nail''': AAAAAAHHHHHH! (falls to his knees in agony)

'''Freeza''': Looks like someone's going to be missing this! (Drops Nail's severed arm in front of him)

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'''Nail:''' Whatever.

'''Freeza:''' ''(flies off and turns on scouter)'' ''Why aren't the Ginyus showing up!?'' Oh, they're dead. '''''WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!''''' }}

* Vegeta's thoughts as he was falling asleep.

* The reveal that even Krillin thought the name "Team Three Star" was stupid.

** That seemed more like he was trying to save face than anything else, considering how enthusiastic he was about it in the beginning.

* Freeza getting annoyed with Namek. Again.

{{quote|'''Nail:(Lands on a random spot)''' This is my people's sacred battleground.

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* After Krillin sees Piccolo crack his knuckles and neck in a truly awesome way.

{{quote|'''Krillin''': Aw man that sounded good, now I have to do ''my'' neck. ''[SNAP]'' OWWW MY NECK! ''[Krillin Owned Count: 26]''}}

* Piccolo and Nail's conversation during Freeza's 2nd transformation.

* For some reason, this troper finds the exchange after Freeza transforms into his 3rd form hilarious.

{{quote|'''Freeza''': So Namekian, what do you think of my 3rd form?

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* After Freeza tells Vegeta that a Super Saiyan is just a myth...

{{quote|'''Vegeta''': Bitch, you just jealous of my [[Soulja Boy|Super Saiyan swagger]].}}

* While firing an impressive but ineffective [[Beam Spam]], Vegeta yelling "[[More Dakka|DAKKA DAKKA]] [[Warhammer ~~40000~~|DAKKA DAKKA]]!"

* While firing an impressive but ineffective [[Beam Spam]], Vegeta yelling "[[More Dakka|DAKKA DAKKA]] [[Warhammer 40,000|DAKKA DAKKA]]!"

== Episode 28 ==

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* The random moment with Bulma shows her drinking the planet's water.

{{quote|'''Bulma''': Oh God! That was so refreshing... [[Lampshade Hanging|too bad it was all saltwater though.]] (faints).}}

*

{{quote|'''Goku''': My butt is flaming!

'''Freeza''': ...I miss [[Camp Straight|Zarbon]]. }}

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== Episode 29 ==

* The disclaimer is read by Krillin, followed by this gem of an exchange.

{{quote|'''Director:''' That was perfect, Krillin. Don't worry about your check, we'll send it to your next of kin.

'''Krillin:''' ...What? }}

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'''Goku''': ''(Eyes shifting)'' Yeah, you know... Spirits? ...Ghosts? }}

== DBZ Abridged - Episodes - Other ==

* [http://teamfourstar.com/page-makeaman This is the best song ever.]

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{{quote|'''Obnoxious Fan:''' Can I be Cutter?

'''Vegeta:''' No! Wait... who the hell is Cutter?

'''Obnoxious Fan:''' You guys suck! I'm going to go complain on my [[~~Live Journal~~]] page.

'''Obnoxious Fan:''' You guys suck! I'm going to go complain on my [[LiveJournal]] page.

'''Vegeta:''' Yes, I'm sure your mother reads it religiously. }}

** Also-

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{{quote|'''Nappa:''' [[Fountain of Memes|I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.]]}}

** [[Invoked Trope|Case]] [[Fridge Logic|and]] [[Fridge Brilliance|point]].

**

{{quote|'''Nappa''': ''Vegeta why?!'' (as he is dying)

'''Vegeta''': Because I'm a monkey! (transforms into the giant ape Ozaru). }}

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