Dragon Ball Z Abridged/Funny: Difference between revisions

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{{quote| '''Popo''': Alright maggots, listen up. Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order: it goes you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami; and Popo. Any questions?

'''Krillin''': Uh, yeah, I- ''(cut to outside shot of lookout as sounds of fighting can be heard, followed by a black dot falling off said lookout)'' AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH! ([[Running Gag|Krillin Owned Count]]: 3)

'''Popo''': Enjoy the climb back up, '''[[This Is for Emphasis Bitch|bitch]]'''. Any more questions? ''(silence)'' Good. Then we can begin. }}

'''Popo''': Enjoy the climb back up, '''[[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]]'''. Any more questions? ''(silence)'' Good. Then we can begin. }}

** Everything he says in episode 11.

** Or episode 24.

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'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Oh my God! [[Lampshade Hanging|That's hilarious!]]

'''Goku:''' *squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky* }}

* How about this one when {{spoiler|[[Unstoppable Rage|Ooza]][[One Winged Angel|ru]]}} Gohan fights Vegeta:

* How about this one when {{spoiler|[[Unstoppable Rage|Ooza]][[One-Winged Angel|ru]]}} Gohan fights Vegeta:

{{quote| '''Goku''': Gohan, this is daddy. I know you angry right now but you have to focus your anger. R-remember Icarus? (shows Icarus and explosion) He did it.

'''Vegeta''': Well that's Bulls***! I haven't killed a damn thing since I came to this godforsaken planet. (Looks at camera) Not from lack of trying, mind you. }}

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'''Goku''': Hey, that's not very nice!"

'''Vegeta:''' OF COURSE NOT, I'M F***ING EVIL!" }}

** More [[Card Carrying Villain|Card Carrying Villainy]] from Vegeta:

** More [[Card-Carrying Villain|Card Carrying Villainy]] from Vegeta:

{{quote| '''Vegeta''': Hey Kakarot, what's the opposite of Christopher Walken? (Crushes Goku's legs) CHRISTOPHER REEVE!

'''Goku''': (in agony) [[Dude Not Funny|That was in terrible taste]].

'''Goku''': (in agony) [[Dude, Not Funny|That was in terrible taste]].

'''Vegeta:''' Don't care! Evil! }}

* The entire Kaio-ken running gag.

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'''Goku''': KAIOKEN TIMES THREE!

'''Vegeta:''' Times wha-(PUNCH) GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! (sent flying and crashes into a mountain) This... proves... nothing... }}

** [[Rule of Three|Once more]], during the [[Beam O War|Galick Gun/Kamehameha struggle]]:

** [[Rule of Three|Once more]], during the [[Beam-O-War|Galick Gun/Kamehameha struggle]]:

{{quote| '''Vegeta:''' This is the end Kakarot! You don't stand a chance! I put all my power into this attack! Now perish... WITH THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC WORLD!

'''Goku''': KAIOKEN...

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'''Vegeta:''' No, no, no....

'''Goku''': ...FOOOOUUUUR...

'''Vegeta:''' Nononononononono-(gets carried away by the blast)-[[Atomic F Bomb|FUUUUUUUUUUU-]] }}

'''Vegeta:''' Nononononononono-(gets carried away by the blast)-[[Atomic F-Bomb|FUUUUUUUUUUU-]] }}

*** Meanwhile, Back at the Plot:

** Brought back '''again''' in Bardock: Father of Goku during a flash-forward.

{{quote| '''Goku''': Kaio Ken!

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'''Freeza''': Well, no, I just... I thought you were into... you know, it really doesn't matter.

'''Zarbon''': Well it matters to me, because, frankly it sounds like you thought I was-

'''Random Minion''': Lord Freeza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing-[[Killed Mid Sentence|TAAAAANK! (dies by ki blast)]]

'''Random Minion''': Lord Freeza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing-[[Killed Mid-Sentence|TAAAAANK! (dies by ki blast)]]

'''Freeza''': Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? [[Let Us Never Speak of This Again|We'll continue this conversation never.]] }}

*** Vegeta's final words to Zarbon as he prepares to {{spoiler|shoot a hole through his stomach}}. Doubly funny due to Zarbon's confused expression:

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'''Krillin''': Who are you talking t-

'''Vegeta''': Dragonball. ''Hand'' now, please! }}

** Perhaps more funny is the constant "drug withdrawal" [[Does This Remind You of Anything]] during the above.

** Perhaps more funny is the constant "drug withdrawal" [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]] during the above.

* When Vegeta regains his wits, Krillin blabs about Guru's ability to release untapped potential.

{{quote| '''Vegeta:''' I'm going to pay him a... uh... what do you call it?

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'''Bulma (pissed):''' '''''ALL OF MY HATE!''''' }}

* Or when Vegeta tells Krillin to destroy the Dragon ball in the same episode, [[Hilarity Ensues|Krillin fails, while Vegeta keeps screaming at him to hit it harder.]]

* Krillin on the receiving end of [[Jo ~~Jos~~ Bizarre Adventure (Manga)|Za Warudo.]]

* Krillin on the receiving end of [[Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure (Manga)|Za Warudo.]]

{{quote| '''Krillin''' Gohan! Did you see? His power, he can-!

'''Gohan''' Stop time?

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'''Krillin:''' How will that help?

'''Vegeta:''' I'll find it ''hilarious.'' }}

** And finally, Guldo's [[Facing the Bullets One Liner]], as he realises he is dying, and begins to contemplate his afterlife and what it all means... {{spoiler|before Vegeta throws another dog biscuit at him.}}

** And finally, Guldo's [[Facing the Bullets One-Liner]], as he realises he is dying, and begins to contemplate his afterlife and what it all means... {{spoiler|before Vegeta throws another dog biscuit at him.}}

{{quote| '''Guldo''': ...I '''''f***ing hate you'''''.

'''Vegeta''': I know. '''''[VA-VOOM]''''' }}

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'''Kami''': Pots of what?

'''Popo''': Pot. (''beat'') I'm not getting rid of it.

'''Kami''': [[Did We Just Have Tea With Cthulhu|Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma.]] }}

'''Kami''': [[Did We Just Have Tea With Cthulhu?|Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma.]] }}

** Even better given it's a brick joke to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOVORQzNmrM&feature=related

* Freeza's reaction to learning that the Namekians have hoodwinked him.

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'''King Vegeta''': Wait, my son, the planet, or me?

*[[Beat]]*

'''Butarega''': [[~~Mathematicians~~ Answer|...Yes.]]

'''Butarega''': [[Mathematician's Answer|...Yes.]]

[King Vegeta blasts Butarega away]

'''King Vegeta''': Friggin' smartass. }}

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'''Piccolo''': ...Oh.

'''Freeza''': That's just cute!

'''Piccolo''': [[Power Creep Power Seep|That concept just sort of lost meaning after a while, didn't it?]] }}

'''Piccolo''': [[Power Creep, Power Seep|That concept just sort of lost meaning after a while, didn't it?]] }}

* After Krillin sees Piccolo crack his knuckles and neck in a truly awesome way.

{{quote| '''Krillin''': Aw man that sounded good, now I have to do ''my'' neck. ''[SNAP]'' OWWW MY NECK! ''[Krillin Owned Count: 26]''}}

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* After Goku blocks Freeza's [[Beam Spam]] attack, Freeza demands to know how it's possible, from Vegeta, who's been talking about the Super Saiyan legend the whole episode, and previous ones (having already given an identical speech about it ''twice''). Mostly in relation to himself, but you can tell Freeza sees it coming ''again''. Each word out of Freeza's mouth is angrier than the last in the following exchange.

{{quote| '''Vegeta:''' You see, Freeza? You aren't dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore-

'''Freeza:''' ''[[No Just No Reaction|Oh. My! GOD!!!]]'' }}

'''Freeza:''' ''[["No. Just... No" Reaction|Oh. My! GOD!!!]]'' }}

* EVERYTHING that the extremely short-lived Jamaican (That sounds familiar to [[The Little Mermaid|Sebastian the Crab]]) crab (Apparently his name is 'Orpheus') says before getting eaten by Freeza in Episode 27.

{{quote| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYpfCrJPry4&feature=context&context=G284f7beFAAAAAAAAJAA#t=5m48s "Baguan, brederin Vegeta. Me be ya spirit animal. And me here to tell ya how to mash up dat bumbaclot Freeza. All you got to do is ..."] [[Killed Mid Sentence|*crunch*]]"}}

{{quote| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYpfCrJPry4&feature=context&context=G284f7beFAAAAAAAAJAA#t=5m48s "Baguan, brederin Vegeta. Me be ya spirit animal. And me here to tell ya how to mash up dat bumbaclot Freeza. All you got to do is ..."] [[Killed Mid-Sentence|*crunch*]]"}}

* When Goku arrives, he talks to the others. This happens.

{{quote| '''Goku''': Oh, hey Piccolo! When'd you come back?

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'''Goku:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|Why do you want to die?]]

'''Freeza:''' Wh- no, I meant, I meant I wanted ''him'' to die-

'''Goku:''' [[Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu|Is it because you look weird?]]

'''Goku:''' [[Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?|Is it because you look weird?]]

'''Freeza:''' ''[[Big What|What?!]]''

'''Freeza:''' ''[[Big "What?"|What?!]]''

'''Goku:''' Ah, you know, you got that big head, those weird lips and that tail-

''(Freeza gets angry and tries to blast Goku. [[Crouching Moron Hidden Badass|Goku swats the blast away]].)''

''(Freeza gets angry and tries to blast Goku. [[Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass|Goku swats the blast away]].)''

'''Goku:''' -and you don't have ears...

'''Freeza:''' Okay, ''no''.

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* [http://teamfourstar.com/page-makeaman This is the best song ever.]

* Nappa's year-long [[Are We There Yet]], which at first seems to come to a rather anticlimactic end ("Yay!") only to be brought back in a wonderfully unexpected way: "Is he here yet?"

* Nappa's year-long [[Are We There Yet?]], which at first seems to come to a rather anticlimactic end ("Yay!") only to be brought back in a wonderfully unexpected way: "Is he here yet?"

* They turned Recoome into [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]].

** He's a mash-up of the Rock, [[Hulk Hogan]], and [[John Cena]] in one ball of wrestling hilarity.

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'''Tien''': ''That's because you have no friends.''

'''Piccolo''': (stops smiling and [[Inelegant Blubbering|sobs offscreen]])

'''Nappa''': [[What the Hell Hero|What the f***, Tien?]]

'''Nappa''': [[What the Hell, Hero?|What the f***, Tien?]]

'''Krillin''': Oh, geez!

'''Tien''': I am. NOT. DOING. YOUR STUPID. SONG. PARODY.

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'''Shenron:''' SHUT THE HELL UP! }}

* Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell [[Crowning Music of Awesome|ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGON BALL Z!]]

* [[One Scene Wonder|This:]]

* [[One-Scene Wonder|This:]]

{{quote| '''Piccolo:''' [[Soulja Boy|Bitch, you look like Goku.]]

'''Turles:''' [[Call Back|And ''you'' look like a Yoshi.]]

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'''Cacao''': Agreed. }}

* Turles' rant against Christmas in front of Gohan, mainly because of the voice, the way he was speaking, and [[The Grinch|who he is quoting]].

** Also the previous, nefarious misdeeds of his mooks, including [[But You Screw One Goat|raping Rudolph]].

** Also the previous, nefarious misdeeds of his mooks, including [[But You Screw One Goat!|raping Rudolph]].

From the Lord Slug movie, we have Piccolo's interaction with Slug's minions.

{{quote| '''Piccolo''': Alright, what's your gimmick?

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{{quote| '''Slug''': You know, there's a certain sport I excel at.

'''Goku''': *muffled due to being underground* What's it called?

'''Slug''': *plucks Goku out by the leg* Competitive [[This Is for Emphasis Bitch|BITCH TOSS!]] *hurls Goku into a truck* }}

'''Slug''': *plucks Goku out by the leg* Competitive [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|BITCH TOSS!]] *hurls Goku into a truck* }}

* After Piccolo rips his own ears off in order to avoid being affected by [[Weaksauce Weakness|Gohan's whistling]], he keeps yelling "WHAT?" everytime he thinks someone is talking to him, even when nobody's talking back. He later combines it with the Kaïoken [[Running Gag]]:

{{quote| '''Goku''': Kaïoken!