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{{quote|My adventurer fought through around sixty zombies in the tower, killed the necromancer, learned the secrets of life and death, and then raised various limbs (not my own). Then I talked to one of them, and it told me that it was peasant. It was flattered but had no need of my services. I imagine its little fingers were shaped into the form of a mouth and they flapped back and forth while it spoke with a high-pitched voice. I guess there's still work to do.
| ''[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_2011.html#2011-08-17 Devblog: August 17, 2011]'' }}
{{quote|Well, I would have gotten to the trading interface, but a bridge opened a hole to the underworld instead. Again.
| ''[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_2011.html#2011-12-07 Devblog: December 7, 2011]'' }}
{{quote|Of course, you might prefer raining "blood", but we don't have generic blood anymore and I don't think it's proper to add it now that we've got real alternatives, though perhaps a slurry of some kind would be appropriate later. It didn't even work out right with the rodent man blood - the indexing was screwed up, and we ended up with "a dusting of rodent man skin"... dandruff snow.
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| ''[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic{{=}}85015.msg2312959#msg2312959 "Yay! Finally got the hang of the new military system"]'' }}
{{quote|'''Franti:''' If DF is too much for you, go back to playing [[My Little Pony]] or [[Warhammer
| ''[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic{{=}}68556.msg2506950#msg2506950 "You are all monsters."]'' }}
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{{quote|'''PsychicKid''': ''here's 7 inebriated borderline psychotic bastards, go dig out a living space for 200 more of them that will be coming soon btw there's also a terrible tentacle monster-panda made out of barf to deal with have fun
| ''[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic{{=}}110540.msg3328167#msg3328167 What new feature would stop you updating the game?]'' }}
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'''Loud Whispers''': If you try graveyard you're probably going to run into the problem of running out of burial space.
'''Loud Whispers''': [https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-18960478 I recommend building the pyramid of death]. It was proposed in London in the 19th century but they didn't go ahead with it because it was a pyramid of death.
'''Dunamisdeos''': They didn't built it because it was a pyramid of death? That's a stupid reason. That like saying I don't want chocolate ice cream because it's delicious.
'''LordBrassroast''': This is what DF does to people.
| ''[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic{{=}}152129.msg6427718#msg6427718 Dawn of Time - Human Fort, Blazecook!]'' thread, derailing toward oversized mausoleums }}
{{quote|Nobles always ask for a nice tomb. See that they make good use of it.
|'''klefenz''' on "[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic{{=}}142098.msg5561677#msg5561677 Upgrade from barony to duchy - why skipping county?]" }}
{{quote| It's amazing how they can make an entire floodgate out of the bones of 2 cats.
| '''Neruz''' [http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic{{=}}26678.msg768329#msg768329 on] dwarven [[Mad Artist|artifacts]]}}
== [[Let's Play]] ==
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{{quote|'''Tuefel Hunden IV:''' I found out there are apparently a limited number of night creatures. So I am guessing if you manage to kill all the night creatures you won't fear the night, the night will fear you.
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{{quote|'''Hydrall:''' DF's got a big learning curve, no, learning cliff, no, a MASSIVE, SHEER EXPANSE OF STONE RISING UP INTO THE HEAVENS, COVERED IN !!*Adamantine Barbed Wire*!! AND LAVA DROPS, ALL WHILE ARMOK STANDS ATOP AND LAUGHS AT YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO SURVIIIIIIIVE.
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{{quote|'''Blueeyedrat:''' I will have to deal with a troll and a giant cave swallow in the vicinity first, but my blade traps should make short work of them. [[Where Is Your X Now?|What's your]] [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|airspeed velocity now]], [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch?]]
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{{quote|'''fishsicles:''' I think [Toady] fixed [[Our Werebeasts Are Different|werecurses]] spreading to undead, but right when 2012 came out I remember my necromancer adventurer was torn apart by [[It Makes Sense in Context|his zombie limb army turning into were gorillas.]]
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{{quote|'''Edwards Grizzly''': We seem to be incredibly lucky in that this evil biome's mists cause instant death, rather than turn-into-a-shambling-husk-and-murder-everyone-who-ever-loved-you.
'''fishsicles:''' Not technically instant, for big enough creatures; those water buffalo sat around oozing blood for a few days before they kicked it. But for a dwarf, probably instant yeah.
'''Count Dorku:''' ...this is how we define ''luck'' nowadays?! I'm terrified in many languages.
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