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{{quote|''i agree the lyrics are genius. but they won't get out of my bloody head. seriously, i haven't slept for a week.''|'''kgoonie''', commenting about the Garmin "Carol Of The Bells" ads on Youtube}}
If you are annoyed by commercials, [[Ear Worm|the sticky songs they use]] make it even worse. Jingles were ''big'' in the 1950s and 1960s.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOxYXR1AhdY "When I wake up in the morning I'm still asleep I really don't want no toast / I want no water no tea or no cereal / Give me a yogurt drink I'm wanting first"]
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** Ba da ba ba, I'm lovin' it!"
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** "At McDonaaaaaalds, we do it all for you-ou-ou!"
** "You, you're the one ... you'd better watch your fri-ies ... or they might disappear ... before your very eyes! / You should keep your eyes on your fries..."
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** ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvhDw5bQbd8 "Big Mac McDLT a Quarter Pounder with some cheese..."]''
** At least one troper has one of the newer Happy Meal jingles stuck in their head.
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** For Christmas 2010 we have the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XddkuOBn0Ak Falalala] song.
** ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuxSl_4yLz4&fmt=18 We're busy doing nothing, working the whole day through, trying to find lots of things not to do...]''
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* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEyF80FFpTw Bringin' Home the Oil]", a late-'60s/early '70s Gulf Oil jingle done in the style of an Irish sea shanty, written and performed by the Clancy Brothers.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJhDOakx3Gk Mini-Mini-Mini-Miiiini Wheats!]
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{{quote|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}y_KsOnyuCGA DOO DOO DOO DOOOO DOO DOO, DOO-WAAAAH!]}}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxjo2HOnhHg The avian version]....
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* One day, one night, Saturday's alright. Online's just fine. Nighttime, anytime. Get your degree. Set yourself free. Nationalllll Americannnn Universityeee!
* Anyone from the St Louis area knows this infuriating ad: "Call T-I-C-K-E-T-1 to get your traffic tickets done, T-I-C-K-E-T-1, Ticket-1, Ticket-1." What's worse is that it's a 15 second ad that airs twice in a single break. It's so addictive that even a year after I had moved away, when I got pulled over, that was the first thing in my mind.
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{{quote|"Eight-seven-seven, five-six-five, seven-four-two-ONE!"}}
** Stompin' Tom also wrote a jingle for a tire store in Sudbury. There's a statue of Stompin' Tom in Sudbury to this day.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3GH7Pn_eA It's a big ad! My God it's big! Can't believe how big it is!]
* 118 247. It may be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_2IqWIpKk directory heaven] but it's [[Ear Worm]] ''hell''.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HETAnq5s58g WHEN I SAY HILLSHIRE, YOU SAY FARM. HILLSHIRE. FARM. GO MEAT.]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5oN4Z0Qe9E bang bang, choo choo train, eat lunch meat on the aeroplane!]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FoyOvc4wS4 Mini buffalo ranch chicken sandwich!]
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** How about "I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious..."
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8B0PfV2R0I Hey there kids, come gather round, see what just skipped into town! Just Skip It, Skip It...]
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* For all you southern Californians: Appliance Rescue will rescue you call 1800-APPLIANCE!
* Take Queen's "We Will Rock You", an [[Ear Worm]] in its own right, and then [[Repurposed Pop Song|make it into something about Domino's Pizza serving buffalo wings]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1-GAD_Qs5g Voila].
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7SW5aOX2_I "Do, do, do, do, do, do a dollop 'a Daisy."]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOM_5J7Emkc "See Mack Mack if you're credit is whack whack."]
* Ever wondered how "[[Dwight Eisenhower|I like Ike]] became a meme? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF9PsMDjc8g Here's the answer].
* h-o-t-w-i-r-e, hotwire dot com!
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN_Ml4PKdVU&feature=search This] Snuggie commercial.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE ((BROKEN))Heeeeeeey Ma-carena! Aie!]
* An Indian Safe Sex PSA is extremely catchy, campy, and hilarious all at the same time in a
* "[[Your Cheating Heart|Ashley Madison,]] find your lovers here..." And when that got old, [[It Got Worse|they switched]] to a [[Schoolhouse Rock]] parody...
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 "Genesis does! You can't do this on Nintendo! Genesis does!"]
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