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** I wonder how John Waters felt, realizing that a coprophagy gag was now mainstream enough for what was ostensibly a children's movie?
** I wonder how John Waters felt, realizing that a coprophagy gag was now mainstream enough for what was ostensibly a children's movie?
* Frank Drebin in ''[[The Naked Gun]] 33 1/3'' eats the plans for a prison break- as a sandwich and then shredded with spaghetti sauce.
* Frank Drebin in ''[[The Naked Gun]] 33 1/3'' eats the plans for a prison break- as a sandwich and then shredded with spaghetti sauce.
{{quote| '''Rocko:''' ''That was a good plan.''<br />
{{quote|'''Rocko:''' ''That was a good plan.''
'''Drebin:''' ''I've had better!'' }}
'''Drebin:''' ''I've had better!'' }}
* The excellent German short film ''[[Schwarzfahrer]]'' has an extremely racist old lady sitting next to a black guy on a tram. She goes on and on about how horrible blacks and others are ("...They should at least have their names changed when they come over here, or else you can't tell them apart ''at all''. What's more, they smell awful. But there is no law against ''that''!"). When the conductor comes to check tickets, the black man reaches over and eats hers. She's hysterical when the conductor arrives ("That nigger just ate my tickets"), and [[Crying Wolf|he naturally doesn't believe]] her obviously racist story ("That's the stupidest excuse I have ever heard!"), so he takes her off the tram. None of the other passengers, who were silently listening to her antics, intervene.
* The excellent German short film ''[[Schwarzfahrer]]'' has an extremely racist old lady sitting next to a black guy on a tram. She goes on and on about how horrible blacks and others are ("...They should at least have their names changed when they come over here, or else you can't tell them apart ''at all''. What's more, they smell awful. But there is no law against ''that''!"). When the conductor comes to check tickets, the black man reaches over and eats hers. She's hysterical when the conductor arrives ("That nigger just ate my tickets"), and [[Crying Wolf|he naturally doesn't believe]] her obviously racist story ("That's the stupidest excuse I have ever heard!"), so he takes her off the tram. None of the other passengers, who were silently listening to her antics, intervene.
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* In an episode of ''[[Frasier]]'', after getting themselves involved with a black market dealer in caviar, Frasier and his brother Niles find themselves forced to eat [[American Customary Measurements|five pounds]] of the fish eggs in order to avoid arrest by U.S. Customs.
* In an episode of ''[[Frasier]]'', after getting themselves involved with a black market dealer in caviar, Frasier and his brother Niles find themselves forced to eat [[American Customary Measurements|five pounds]] of the fish eggs in order to avoid arrest by U.S. Customs.
* Subverted in an episode of ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]]'', when Garak is leaving the station for a prolonged period of time, and he decides to toy with his friend, Doctor Bashir [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2q2ySAOyqo\]:
* Subverted in an episode of ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]]'', when Garak is leaving the station for a prolonged period of time, and he decides to toy with his friend, Doctor Bashir [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2q2ySAOyqo\]:
{{quote| '''Garak''': "If you go into my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you'll notice there's a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod. If I'm not back within 78 hours, I want you to take that rod... and eat it."<br />
{{quote|'''Garak''': "If you go into my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you'll notice there's a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod. If I'm not back within 78 hours, I want you to take that rod... and eat it."
'''Bashir''': "...You're joking."<br />
'''Bashir''': "...You're joking."
'''Garak''': "Yes doctor, I am." }}
'''Garak''': "Yes doctor, I am." }}
* Richard Hammond (aka "Hamster") has eaten things to keep Jeremy Clarkson from getting his hands on them in ''[[Top Gear]]'', including a cardboard picture of a car (intended for the Cool Wall) and a piece of paper with the points for that week's challenge (which would prove Jeremy won).
* Richard Hammond (aka "Hamster") has eaten things to keep Jeremy Clarkson from getting his hands on them in ''[[Top Gear]]'', including a cardboard picture of a car (intended for the Cool Wall) and a piece of paper with the points for that week's challenge (which would prove Jeremy won).
{{quote| '''Jeremy Clarkson''': [''waving the chewed card''] Look what he's done. He's eaten it.<br />
{{quote|'''Jeremy Clarkson''': [''waving the chewed card''] Look what he's done. He's eaten it.
'''James May''': [''calmly''] Hamsters eat cardboard. }}
'''James May''': [''calmly''] Hamsters eat cardboard. }}
* In ''[[Saved by the Bell]]'', Screech had tampered with the girls' oven to help Zack win a cooking contest by replacing a knob with a fake knob. Screech switched back the knobs after the contest and kept the fake knob. When the girls confronted Zack and Screech...
* In ''[[Saved by the Bell]]'', Screech had tampered with the girls' oven to help Zack win a cooking contest by replacing a knob with a fake knob. Screech switched back the knobs after the contest and kept the fake knob. When the girls confronted Zack and Screech...
{{quote| '''Screech:''' Don't worry, I ate the evidence. (burp)}}
{{quote|'''Screech:''' Don't worry, I ate the evidence. (burp)}}
* In one episode of ''[[CSI]]'', a suicide victim is found with a loan voucher from a casino in his stomach.
* In one episode of ''[[CSI]]'', a suicide victim is found with a loan voucher from a casino in his stomach.
** Another episode had the owner of a barbecue restaurant murdered by his wife and cook. They disposed of the body by cutting it up, cooking it and serving it to the customers.
** Another episode had the owner of a barbecue restaurant murdered by his wife and cook. They disposed of the body by cutting it up, cooking it and serving it to the customers.
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* One episode of ''[[MASH]]'' had a wounded quartermaster official thank the doctors who saved his life by swapping the canned food the unit was supposed to get with the side of beef that was to be shipped to the headquarters of the general whose orders got the man wounded. When the general sends out MPs to track down the missing beef, they arrive at the camp just as the Colonel is about to start carving the roast. He deals with the MPs by inviting them to join the unit for dinner, after which they can honestly report back that there was no beef in the camp.
* One episode of ''[[MASH]]'' had a wounded quartermaster official thank the doctors who saved his life by swapping the canned food the unit was supposed to get with the side of beef that was to be shipped to the headquarters of the general whose orders got the man wounded. When the general sends out MPs to track down the missing beef, they arrive at the camp just as the Colonel is about to start carving the roast. He deals with the MPs by inviting them to join the unit for dinner, after which they can honestly report back that there was no beef in the camp.
* In ''[[Community]]'' episode "[[Community/Recap/S2 E08 Cooperative Calligraphy|Cooperative Calligraphy]]", Troy suggests this is the reason the pen disappeared. The others are incredulous to this theory.
* In ''[[Community]]'' episode "[[Community/Recap/S2 E08 Cooperative Calligraphy|Cooperative Calligraphy]]", Troy suggests this is the reason the pen disappeared. The others are incredulous to this theory.
{{quote| '''Troy:''' Maybe nobody took it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.}}
{{quote|'''Troy:''' Maybe nobody took it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.}}


== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
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*** {{spoiler|This is [[No One Could Survive That|Feeny]] we're talking about, of course it's not a problem}}
*** {{spoiler|This is [[No One Could Survive That|Feeny]] we're talking about, of course it's not a problem}}
* Parodied in ''[[Kingdom of Loathing]]'', upon decoding the Cobb's Knob map:
* Parodied in ''[[Kingdom of Loathing]]'', upon decoding the Cobb's Knob map:
{{quote| You memorize the location of the door, then eat both the map and the encryption key. For no particular reason, really, it just seemed like a cool spy thing to do. }}
{{quote|You memorize the location of the door, then eat both the map and the encryption key. For no particular reason, really, it just seemed like a cool spy thing to do. }}
* In the [[Nancy Drew (video game)|Nancy Drew]] game ''Resorting To Danger'', [[Mr. Muffykins|Mr. Mingles]] eats one hard-sought piece of evidence, and Nancy has to chase the little dog around a mazelike garden to retrieve some documents before he swallows them, too.
* In the [[Nancy Drew (video game)|Nancy Drew]] game ''Resorting To Danger'', [[Mr. Muffykins|Mr. Mingles]] eats one hard-sought piece of evidence, and Nancy has to chase the little dog around a mazelike garden to retrieve some documents before he swallows them, too.