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* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-03 "He's fine"].
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-03 "He's fine"].
* The girls summarizing their adventures to an Immortal--who can't believe his ears--in the Hammerchlorians arc. ''[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-26 And then Grace tries to top it off]''.
* The girls summarizing their adventures to an Immortal--who can't believe his ears--in the Hammerchlorians arc. ''[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-26 And then Grace tries to top it off]''.
{{quote| '''Jerry''': <speechless><br />
{{quote|'''Jerry''': <speechless>
'''Grace''': Have I mentioned I'm part space alien? }}
'''Grace''': Have I mentioned I'm part space alien? }}
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2007-10-10 Diane shock scene].
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2007-10-10 Diane shock scene].
{{quote| '''Grace''': Did the curse involve her outfit?}}
{{quote|'''Grace''': Did the curse involve her outfit?}}
** And afterwards, [http://egscomics.com/?date=2007-10-20 when Ellen is texting Susan:]
** And afterwards, [http://egscomics.com/?date=2007-10-20 when Ellen is texting Susan:]
{{quote| '''Susan''': I don't care! Stop texting me! It costs both of us money every time!<br />
{{quote|'''Susan''': I don't care! Stop texting me! It costs both of us money every time!
''BZZ BZZ''<br />
''BZZ BZZ''
'''Ellen''': My bad. }}
'''Ellen''': My bad. }}
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-12-27 This comic], before reading [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-01-01 this one]. The observant will laugh, indeed.
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-12-27 This comic], before reading [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-01-01 this one]. The observant will laugh, indeed.
* For some reason, [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-04 the third panel from this strip] is just hilarious to this troper
* For some reason, [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-04 the third panel from this strip] is just hilarious to this troper
{{quote| Why are you crying, Dr. Physics Professor?<br />
{{quote|Why are you crying, Dr. Physics Professor?
I... I'm not ''sure''... }}
I... I'm not ''sure''... }}
** And, a few comics [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-11 later]...
** And, a few comics [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-11 later]...
{{quote| The professor's crying again.<br />
{{quote|The professor's crying again.
He must be passionate about physics.<br />
He must be passionate about physics.
I'm inspired! }}
I'm inspired! }}
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-11 "How is THAT keeping a low profile?!"]
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-11 "How is THAT keeping a low profile?!"]
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* Raven [http://egscomics.com/?date=2008-07-02 as a pimp.]
* Raven [http://egscomics.com/?date=2008-07-02 as a pimp.]
** [http://egscomics.com/index.php?arcid=66 Panel 6] Say it with me now...
** [http://egscomics.com/index.php?arcid=66 Panel 6] Say it with me now...
{{quote| '''Ellen:''' ''E-eh-ugh...''}}
{{quote|'''Ellen:''' ''E-eh-ugh...''}}
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-01-09 Mrs. Kitsune catches Ellen and Nanase together.]
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-01-09 Mrs. Kitsune catches Ellen and Nanase together.]
** [[Blatant Lies|WE'RE REHEARSING A PLAY ABOUT CPR!!]]
** [[Blatant Lies|WE'RE REHEARSING A PLAY ABOUT CPR!!]]
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* The Demonic Duck's biggest [http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-03 distraction] yet.
* The Demonic Duck's biggest [http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-03 distraction] yet.
* [[Lawful Good|Elliot]] [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-13 fails at] [[Power Perversion Potential|perversion]], which is funny enough (especially the ''self-inflicted'' [[What the Hell, Hero?]] moment - "I'm someone's daughter, you '''bastard!'''"). Ellen's [[Manic Pixie Dream Girl|Manic Pixie Dream smile]] is what sells it though.
* [[Lawful Good|Elliot]] [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-13 fails at] [[Power Perversion Potential|perversion]], which is funny enough (especially the ''self-inflicted'' [[What the Hell, Hero?]] moment - "I'm someone's daughter, you '''bastard!'''"). Ellen's [[Manic Pixie Dream Girl|Manic Pixie Dream smile]] is what sells it though.
{{quote| '''Elliot''': I fail at perversion.<br />
{{quote|'''Elliot''': I fail at perversion.
'''Ellen''': Need some tips? }}
'''Ellen''': Need some tips? }}
* [[Noodle Incident|The Dimension-Hopping]] [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-01-08 walrus]...
* [[Noodle Incident|The Dimension-Hopping]] [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-01-08 walrus]...
{{quote| "No, Agent Wolf, I have somehow ''forgotten'' that there was a ''dimension-hopping walrus''!"<br />
{{quote|"No, Agent Wolf, I have somehow ''forgotten'' that there was a ''dimension-hopping walrus''!"
"Right. Well, there was this dimension-hopping walrus..."<br />
"Right. Well, there was this dimension-hopping walrus..."
<[[Face Palm]]> }}
<[[Face Palm]]> }}
* "Et tu, Yoda t-shirt?"
* "Et tu, Yoda t-shirt?"
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* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-03-16 First and last panels.] SLAPPITY SLAPPITY SLAPPITY SLAPPITY
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-03-16 First and last panels.] SLAPPITY SLAPPITY SLAPPITY SLAPPITY
* The Child Left Behind ({{spoiler|AKA Noah}})'s reaction to Grace's code name.
* The Child Left Behind ({{spoiler|AKA Noah}})'s reaction to Grace's code name.
{{quote| '''Greg:''' Are you okay?<br />
{{quote|'''Greg:''' Are you okay?
'''CLB:''' I'm fine! I tripped!<br />
'''CLB:''' I'm fine! I tripped!
'''Grace:''' But you were sitting.<br />
'''Grace:''' But you were sitting.
'''CLB:''' Yes I was. Sorry, mistress. Ma'am. ''Shade Tail''. }}
'''CLB:''' Yes I was. Sorry, mistress. Ma'am. ''Shade Tail''. }}
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-08 Super heroes are bouncy].
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-08 Super heroes are bouncy].
** Really, any scene with Heidi. [[Genki Girl]]!Elliot FTW.
** Really, any scene with Heidi. [[Genki Girl]]!Elliot FTW.
** For example, [http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-06 her introduction].
** For example, [http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-06 her introduction].
{{quote| '''Melissa:''' ''(as Heidi rants in the background)'' Personality shift?<br />
{{quote|'''Melissa:''' ''(as Heidi rants in the background)'' Personality shift?
'''Justin:''' Um, yeah.<br />
'''Justin:''' Um, yeah.
'''Melissa:''' So which is the real--<br />
'''Melissa:''' So which is the real--
'''Justin:''' Not this one. }}
'''Justin:''' Not this one. }}
** [http://egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-30 Getting ready to go to a job interview], Elliot rapidly shifts forms to burn up any excess energy.
** [http://egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-30 Getting ready to go to a job interview], Elliot rapidly shifts forms to burn up any excess energy.
{{quote| '''Heidi:''' ''Ooh!'' I should interview for the job in ''this'' form! It has so much energy and can-do spirit!<br />
{{quote|'''Heidi:''' ''Ooh!'' I should interview for the job in ''this'' form! It has so much energy and can-do spirit!
'''Ellen:''' It also has the judgement of a chipmunk.<br />
'''Ellen:''' It also has the judgement of a chipmunk.
'''Heidi:''' Chipmunks have ''excellent'' judgement! They prepare for winter and everything. }}
'''Heidi:''' Chipmunks have ''excellent'' judgement! They prepare for winter and everything. }}
* Q&A #5. Amanda hitting on Raven, Chika, "[[Not What It Looks Like|This is exactly what it looks like]]", ''{{smallcaps|EXTRAPOLATE!}}''
* Q&A #5. Amanda hitting on Raven, Chika, "[[Not What It Looks Like|This is exactly what it looks like]]", ''{{smallcaps|EXTRAPOLATE!}}''
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* '''[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-08-12 WE'RE GOING OUT!!!]'''
* '''[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-08-12 WE'RE GOING OUT!!!]'''
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-20 The last three panels.]
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-20 The last three panels.]
{{quote| '''Girl3:''' I can't believe he's '''gay!''' [[Not That There's Anything Wrong with That|Not that there's anything wrong with that.]] I'm just upset that I can't ask him out.<br />
{{quote|'''Girl3:''' I can't believe he's '''gay!''' [[Not That There's Anything Wrong with That|Not that there's anything wrong with that.]] I'm just upset that I can't ask him out.<br />
'''Girl1:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?<br />
'''Girl1:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?<br />
'''Girl3:''' Of course I do. [[Right Behind Me|He's right here.]]<br />
'''Girl3:''' Of course I do. [[Right Behind Me|He's right here.]]<br />
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* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-02-11 *Insert graphic adult images here*]
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-02-11 *Insert graphic adult images here*]
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-01-13 Susan's confrontation with] [[Cloudcuckoolander|Principal Verrukt]] over the sexist dress code.
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-01-13 Susan's confrontation with] [[Cloudcuckoolander|Principal Verrukt]] over the sexist dress code.
{{quote| '''Verrukt''': This is serious, young lady. This ''[[Rebel Without a Cause]]'' routine can only end badly for you.<br />
{{quote|'''Verrukt''': This is serious, young lady. This ''[[Rebel Without a Cause]]'' routine can only end badly for you.
'''Susan''': I ''have'' a cause!<br />
'''Susan''': I ''have'' a cause!
'''Verrukt''': That's beside the point. If you keep up this hooliganism all you'll have to show for it is greased up hair, a motorcycle gang and a leather jacket with an emblem on the back that looks cool but completely contradicts your beliefs without your even realising it because you'll be too busy being a hooligan to comprehend its actual meaning!<br />
'''Verrukt''': That's beside the point. If you keep up this hooliganism all you'll have to show for it is greased up hair, a motorcycle gang and a leather jacket with an emblem on the back that looks cool but completely contradicts your beliefs without your even realising it because you'll be too busy being a hooligan to comprehend its actual meaning!
'''Susan''': What the hell are you talking about?<br />
'''Susan''': What the hell are you talking about?
'''Verrukt''': And that's another demerit for swearing. You'll ''never'' become a productive member of society at this rate. And with that, I'm off to save more students from themselves!<br />
'''Verrukt''': And that's another demerit for swearing. You'll ''never'' become a productive member of society at this rate. And with that, I'm off to save more students from themselves!
'''Susan''': Classes ended at least twenty minutes ago.<br />
'''Susan''': Classes ended at least twenty minutes ago.
'''Verrukt''': Then I'm off to enjoy wholesome late afternoon sitcoms on cable!<br />
'''Verrukt''': Then I'm off to enjoy wholesome late afternoon sitcoms on cable!
'''Susan''': ...How has that man not been fired yet? }}
'''Susan''': ...How has that man not been fired yet? }}
* "I'M TOO YOUNG AND TOO MALE TO BE THE MOTHER OF A SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD FEMALE ME!!!"
* "I'M TOO YOUNG AND TOO MALE TO BE THE MOTHER OF A SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD FEMALE ME!!!"
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* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-10-03 ''MINE.''].
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-10-03 ''MINE.''].
* Arthur apparently tried to deport Raven to Russia.
* Arthur apparently tried to deport Raven to Russia.
{{quote| '''Mr. Verres:''' To be fair, you did enter the country on falsified information.<br />
{{quote|'''Mr. Verres:''' To be fair, you did enter the country on falsified information.
'''Raven:''' The only thing I lied about was my age, ''and I'm not from Russia''. }}
'''Raven:''' The only thing I lied about was my age, ''and I'm not from Russia''. }}
* '''''[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-11-28 GRACE!]''''' Raven's expression in the fifth panel is ''priceless''. Plus, in the commentary, "Grace has a knack for these sort of revelations, doesn't she?"
* '''''[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-11-28 GRACE!]''''' Raven's expression in the fifth panel is ''priceless''. Plus, in the commentary, "Grace has a knack for these sort of revelations, doesn't she?"
* The following... screaming conversation:
* The following... screaming conversation:
{{quote| '''Random student''': So, like, these two guys like me, and one of them is ''really'' nice, and the other's kind of a jerk, but they're both hot-<br />
{{quote|'''Random student''': So, like, these two guys like me, and one of them is ''really'' nice, and the other's kind of a jerk, but they're both hot-
'''Raven''': Out! To your next class! Classroom temporarily closed, date the nice one, out!<br />
'''Raven''': Out! To your next class! Classroom temporarily closed, date the nice one, out!
'''Random student''': But the jerk is so hot... }}
'''Random student''': But the jerk is so hot... }}
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-01 Grace "explaining" that Raven knew she was different.]
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-01 Grace "explaining" that Raven knew she was different.]
{{quote| '''Raven:''' That is not how it went.<br />
{{quote|'''Raven:''' That is not how it went.
'''Grace:''' And then I like to pretend you bought us apology ice cream, but you totally didn't. }}
'''Grace:''' And then I like to pretend you bought us apology ice cream, but you totally didn't. }}
* When Noah is told that Grace is on her way over to his and Raven's house, he manages to go from sitting on the couch in a stable position to... ''[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-09 this]''. "I tripped!"
* When Noah is told that Grace is on her way over to his and Raven's house, he manages to go from sitting on the couch in a stable position to... ''[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-09 this]''. "I tripped!"
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*** And in reference to the above strip, see also his last line of dialogue.
*** And in reference to the above strip, see also his last line of dialogue.
** Even more Noah Hilarity in [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-26 this strip].
** Even more Noah Hilarity in [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-26 this strip].
{{quote| '''Noah:''' I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows.}}
{{quote|'''Noah:''' I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows.}}
* Nanase's little sister is excited about her relationship with Ellen, and declares that she'll date girls when she's older too. Nanase says that's not something someone can just decide, and when Akiko presses the issue, she can't think of a good way to explain to her eight-year-old sister. Then this happens:
* Nanase's little sister is excited about her relationship with Ellen, and declares that she'll date girls when she's older too. Nanase says that's not something someone can just decide, and when Akiko presses the issue, she can't think of a good way to explain to her eight-year-old sister. Then this happens:
{{quote| '''Akiko''': "Am I going to have to look this up on the internet?" *[[Dramatic Thunder]]*<br />
{{quote|'''Akiko''': "Am I going to have to look this up on the internet?" *[[Dramatic Thunder]]*
'''Nanase''': "NO! HECK NO!" }}
'''Nanase''': "NO! HECK NO!" }}
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-15 The return] of Susan's [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-01-17 Logic and Curiousity] and their first meeting with her [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-06-16 Nature and Nurture]. This ends up bringing about the second double team attack on Susan from her [[Good Angel, Bad Angel|inner shoulder people.]]
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-15 The return] of Susan's [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-01-17 Logic and Curiousity] and their first meeting with her [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-06-16 Nature and Nurture]. This ends up bringing about the second double team attack on Susan from her [[Good Angel, Bad Angel|inner shoulder people.]]
{{quote| '''Susan's Logic:''' Okay then. It's unanimous: We feel terrible. Have fun with that, ego.}}
{{quote|'''Susan's Logic:''' Okay then. It's unanimous: We feel terrible. Have fun with that, ego.}}
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-08-16 The kids who hang out at Justin's comic store discover that Nanase is gay.]Meanwhile, Nanase wants Ellen to go into a Neanderthal-eque rage. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-08-16 The kids who hang out at Justin's comic store discover that Nanase is gay.]Meanwhile, Nanase wants Ellen to go into a Neanderthal-eque rage. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-23 The latest appearance of the Dunkel Parents.]
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-23 The latest appearance of the Dunkel Parents.]
* We get a twofer in [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-28 this comic]. First of all, Tedd imagines having Sarah as a lab assistant on a very... ''[[Fan Service|interesting...]]'' manner. He quickly corrects this with a new image with Sarah looking very professional, Grace with goggles but minus her lab coat... {{spoiler|and with himself as a girl. Of course.}} Second, there is only one thing Tedd can afford to pay anyone: ''unimaginable power.''
* We get a twofer in [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-28 this comic]. First of all, Tedd imagines having Sarah as a lab assistant on a very... ''[[Fan Service|interesting...]]'' manner. He quickly corrects this with a new image with Sarah looking very professional, Grace with goggles but minus her lab coat... {{spoiler|and with himself as a girl. Of course.}} Second, there is only one thing Tedd can afford to pay anyone: ''unimaginable power.''
{{quote| ''' {{spoiler|Sarah}}:''' That works.}}
{{quote|''' {{spoiler|Sarah}}:''' That works.}}
* The cop saying he doesn't believe it when the bystanders tell him about Justin defeating the fire monster only for the bystanders to whip out video camera phones that recorded the fight [http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-15 here]
* The cop saying he doesn't believe it when the bystanders tell him about Justin defeating the fire monster only for the bystanders to whip out video camera phones that recorded the fight [http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-15 here]
* Both of Grace!Tedd's maniac [[Troll]] faces in [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-13 this] comic's [[Imagine Spot|Imagine Spots]].
* Both of Grace!Tedd's maniac [[Troll]] faces in [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-13 this] comic's [[Imagine Spot|Imagine Spots]].
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-17 Sarah's entirely legitimate concerns] upon [http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2008-09-10 nothing seeming to happen.]
* [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-17 Sarah's entirely legitimate concerns] upon [http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2008-09-10 nothing seeming to happen.]
* Tedd explains that the watches only last longer than they're supposed to (half an hour) if [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-26 you want the spell to persist].
* Tedd explains that the watches only last longer than they're supposed to (half an hour) if [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-26 you want the spell to persist].
{{quote| '''Sarah:''' And you were okay with [[Gender Bender|looking like Grace]] for ''fifteen hours''.<br />
{{quote|'''Sarah:''' And you were okay with [[Gender Bender|looking like Grace]] for ''fifteen hours''.<br />
'''Tedd:''' Oh, like that's the least bit shocking. }}
'''Tedd:''' Oh, like that's the least bit shocking. }}
* "I'm eighteen! I'm a major!" "Oh, like that makes you an adult." "Legally, it does. You can do all ''sorts'' of things with me!" "You shouldn't say it like- look."
* "I'm eighteen! I'm a major!" "Oh, like that makes you an adult." "Legally, it does. You can do all ''sorts'' of things with me!" "You shouldn't say it like- look."
* Susan and Justin got Grace a plant for her birthday. [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-07-29 Jeremy was pleased.]
* Susan and Justin got Grace a plant for her birthday. [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-07-29 Jeremy was pleased.]
{{quote| '''Tedd:''' I think I've figured out what kind of plant it is...}}
{{quote|'''Tedd:''' I think I've figured out what kind of plant it is...}}
* Susan ends up telling her boss Elliot knows Cheerlandra. [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-05-14 Words cannot describe how glorious the result is.]
* Susan ends up telling her boss Elliot knows Cheerlandra. [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-05-14 Words cannot describe how glorious the result is.]
* [http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2012-05-15 Jeremy briefly shuddered on that 7th of June], but he did not know why...
* [http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2012-05-15 Jeremy briefly shuddered on that 7th of June], but he did not know why...
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-03-19 That's A Whole Lotta Top Secret Documents...]
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-03-19 That's A Whole Lotta Top Secret Documents...]
{{quote| '''Eliott:''' Hell yeah! Area 51 fact sheets!<br />
{{quote|'''Eliott:''' Hell yeah! Area 51 fact sheets!
'''Mr. Verres:''' ''Forget you ever saw that!''<br />
'''Mr. Verres:''' ''Forget you ever saw that!''
'''Tedd:''' No way! Those are ''so'' going online later! }}
'''Tedd:''' No way! Those are ''so'' going online later! }}
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2003-10-22 Elliott and Sarah meet Hedge]
* [http://egscomics.com/?date=2003-10-22 Elliott and Sarah meet Hedge]
{{quote| '''Owl:''' HOOT.<br />
{{quote|'''Owl:''' HOOT.
'''Hedge:''' GET OFF OF ME!
'''Hedge:''' GET OFF OF ME!
}}
}}