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As a proud owner and practitioner of powers that are [[The Oldest Ones in the Book|as old as civilization]], you can now impress friends with fireballs, avalanches and tsunamis!
However, as you may have noticed, using your {{color|blue|water}}, {{color|red|fire}}, and even {{color|green| earth}}-based powers can be troublesome -- if not downright impossible -- if the level designers "forget" to [[Plot Tailored to the Party|give you something to work with]], or if [[The Powers That Be]] ''insist'' that [[No Conservation of Energy|energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed]] and nix your flames in the wick. Rubbish! So what if you're in the middle of the Tunisian desert? Who cares if you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean? And what's the problem if your daily calorie intake is nowhere near enough to supply your energy for your flamethrower attacks?▼
▲, and even {{color|green| earth}}-based powers can be troublesome -- if not downright impossible -- if the level designers "forget" to [[Plot Tailored to the Party|give you something to work with]], or if [[The Powers That Be]] ''insist'' that [[No Conservation of Energy|energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed]] and nix your flames in the wick. Rubbish! So what if you're in the middle of the Tunisian desert? Who cares if you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean? And what's the problem if your daily calorie intake is nowhere near enough to supply your energy for your flamethrower attacks?
'''[[Trope Co]]®''' certainly [[We Care|doesn't care]]!
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That's why we offer to you, for a [[Deal with the Devil|low-low price]], '''[[Elemental Baggage]]'''! Much like [[Shapeshifter Baggage]], '''Elemental Baggage''' gives you as much water, earth, fire, and (if in space) as much air as you could possibly want! Thanks to reverse-engineered [[Hyperspace Mallet]] technology, you can carry as much raw matter and energy as you need!
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[2] If anyone asks, just say that the weather forecast is for "ten thousand percent humidity" when you summon a flash flood in an airtight room. If outside, you can just say it's groundwater (though no one ever does).
[3]'''Elemental Baggage''' is not suitable for summoning excessive [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|quantities of]] {{color|pink|heart}}. For such purposes, '''[[Trope Co]]®''' recommends '''[[Bishie Sparkle]]''', also available wherever '''[[Trope Co]]®''' products are sold. }}
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