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'''Thurgood Jenkins:''' Obviously [[Comically Missing the Point|you missed the whole point of that story]]. }}
'''Thurgood Jenkins:''' Obviously [[Comically Missing the Point|you missed the whole point of that story]]. }}
* In ''[[Almost Heroes]]'', after some [[Naughty Birdwatching]]:
* In ''[[Almost Heroes]]'', after some [[Naughty Birdwatching]]:
{{quote|'''Bartholomew''': You want to be alone so you can "[[A Date with Rosie Palms|shake hands with Ben Franklin]]." *laughs* Y'know, "polish the pewter."<br />
{{quote|'''Bartholomew''': You want to be alone so you can "[[A Date with Rosie Palms|shake hands with Ben Franklin]]." *laughs* Y'know, "polish the pewter."
'''Leslie''': Polish the pewter? Why, Jonah does that for me. }}
'''Leslie''': Polish the pewter? Why, Jonah does that for me. }}
** He gets it a minute later, and is affronted.
** He gets it a minute later, and is affronted.
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'''Yuri''': Never mind. }}
'''Yuri''': Never mind. }}
* In [[Dragon Age]]: Origins, the golem Shale will ask [[Depraved Bisexual|Zevran]] why the Warden spared his life after trying to kill him/her. Zevran will ask Shale in turn how anyone could destroy something as [[Handsome Lech|attractive]] as him. When Shale fails to see the point, the following exchange takes place if Alistair is in the party:
* In [[Dragon Age]]: Origins, the golem Shale will ask [[Depraved Bisexual|Zevran]] why the Warden spared his life after trying to kill him/her. Zevran will ask Shale in turn how anyone could destroy something as [[Handsome Lech|attractive]] as him. When Shale fails to see the point, the following exchange takes place if Alistair is in the party:
{{quote|''Zevran'': Here, take that [[Mr. Fanservice|templar fellow]]. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.<br />
{{quote|''Zevran'': Here, take that [[Mr. Fanservice|templar fellow]]. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.
''Alistair'': A challenge? I'd happily hop borders, given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden! }}
''Alistair'': A challenge? I'd happily hop borders, given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden! }}
** Becomes a [[Running Gag]] in [[Dragon Age II]] with Merrill, who periodically will ask if she missed something dirty during conversations with other party members.
** Becomes a [[Running Gag]] in [[Dragon Age II]] with Merrill, who periodically will ask if she missed something dirty during conversations with other party members.