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{{quote|'''Girl #1:''' Ben's hot, but I think he's gay.<br />
{{quote|'''Girl #1:''' Ben's hot, but I think he's gay.
'''Girl #2:''' No way. Why?<br />
'''Girl #2:''' No way. Why?
'''Girl #1:''' He asked me if my carpet matches my drapes.<br />
'''Girl #1:''' He asked me if my carpet matches my drapes.
'''Girl #2:''' I don't think he's gay.<br />
'''Girl #2:''' I don't think he's gay.
'''Girl #1:''' Oh yeah?<br />
'''Girl #1:''' Oh yeah?
'''Girl #2:''' Call him up and tell him he can chew on your carpet!<br />
'''Girl #2:''' Call him up and tell him he can chew on your carpet!
'''Girl #1:''' What?|'''''[http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005814.html Overheard Quote]'''''}}
'''Girl #1:''' What?|'''''[http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005814.html Overheard Quote]'''''}}


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* In ''[[Mallrats]]'', someone makes a remark that another character likes to have sex with women "in a very uncomfortable place." [[Strange Minds Think Alike|Several characters]] misinterpret this and ask if he means the back of a Volkswagen.
* In ''[[Mallrats]]'', someone makes a remark that another character likes to have sex with women "in a very uncomfortable place." [[Strange Minds Think Alike|Several characters]] misinterpret this and ask if he means the back of a Volkswagen.
* In the movie ''[[Half Baked]]'', Thurgood is telling his friends not to spend any money, as they have to save it. Then:
* In the movie ''[[Half Baked]]'', Thurgood is telling his friends not to spend any money, as they have to save it. Then:
{{quote| '''Scarface:''' You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace!<br />
{{quote|'''Scarface:''' You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace!
'''Thurgood Jenkins:''' Obviously [[Comically Missing the Point|you missed the whole point of that story]]. }}
'''Thurgood Jenkins:''' Obviously [[Comically Missing the Point|you missed the whole point of that story]]. }}
* In ''[[Almost Heroes]]'', after some [[Naughty Birdwatching]]:
* In ''[[Almost Heroes]]'', after some [[Naughty Birdwatching]]:
{{quote| '''Bartholomew''': You want to be alone so you can "[[A Date with Rosie Palms|shake hands with Ben Franklin]]." *laughs* Y'know, "polish the pewter."<br />
{{quote|'''Bartholomew''': You want to be alone so you can "[[A Date with Rosie Palms|shake hands with Ben Franklin]]." *laughs* Y'know, "polish the pewter."<br />
'''Leslie''': Polish the pewter? Why, Jonah does that for me. }}
'''Leslie''': Polish the pewter? Why, Jonah does that for me. }}
** He gets it a minute later, and is affronted.
** He gets it a minute later, and is affronted.
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* Half the jokes on ''[[3rd Rock from the Sun]]''. For example, Sally remarks after her first date that, "Well, he wanted to sleep with me. I wanted sex, but since he was tired I let him go home."
* Half the jokes on ''[[3rd Rock from the Sun]]''. For example, Sally remarks after her first date that, "Well, he wanted to sleep with me. I wanted sex, but since he was tired I let him go home."
* In the ''[[That 70s Show]]'' episode "The Velvet Rope":
* In the ''[[That 70s Show]]'' episode "The Velvet Rope":
{{quote| '''Jackie:''' Michael, we can't go. My parents are gonna be out late tonight, and we have to study. <br />
{{quote|'''Jackie:''' Michael, we can't go. My parents are gonna be out late tonight, and we have to study.
'''Kelso:''' Study? No, what a gyp! I'm going to the club. <br />
'''Kelso:''' Study? No, what a gyp! I'm going to the club.
'''Jackie:''' No! No, no, Michael, you're coming over to my house tonight. And we're gonna "study". <br />
'''Jackie:''' No! No, no, Michael, you're coming over to my house tonight. And we're gonna "study".
'''Kelso:''' Fine! God, I never get to do anything fun. <br />
'''Kelso:''' Fine! God, I never get to do anything fun.
'''Hyde:''' God, you're dumb. <br />
'''Hyde:''' God, you're dumb.
'''Kelso:''' I guess that's why I gotta go study. }}
'''Kelso:''' I guess that's why I gotta go study. }}
* This is Teal'c's main gag in the first few seasons of ''[[Stargate SG-1]]''. Not always sexual.
* This is Teal'c's main gag in the first few seasons of ''[[Stargate SG-1]]''. Not always sexual.
* A ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' skit was built on this premise, as Randy Quaid is trying to explain to Pee-Wee Herman, in euphemisms, that he's thinking about going to a prostitute:
* A ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' skit was built on this premise, as Randy Quaid is trying to explain to Pee-Wee Herman, in euphemisms, that he's thinking about going to a prostitute:
{{quote| '''Randy:''' Well...they wear lots of makeup.<br />
{{quote|'''Randy:''' Well...they wear lots of makeup.
'''Pee-Wee:''' A clown!<br />
'''Pee-Wee:''' A clown!
'''Randy:''' ...no, let's just say you wouldn't want to be seen with one.<br />
'''Randy:''' ...no, let's just say you wouldn't want to be seen with one.
'''Pee-Wee:''' (nods understandingly) A ''mime!'' }}
'''Pee-Wee:''' (nods understandingly) A ''mime!'' }}
* In the ''[[All in The Family]]'' episode "The Bunkers and the Swingers", Edith answers an ad in a magazine, which was written by swingers, but she doesn't get the innuendo and thinks they're just looking for friends. When they show up, [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* In the ''[[All in The Family]]'' episode "The Bunkers and the Swingers", Edith answers an ad in a magazine, which was written by swingers, but she doesn't get the innuendo and thinks they're just looking for friends. When they show up, [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* In an early episode of [[The War at Home]], [[Overprotective Dad|Dave]] is concerned that Hillary might have lost her virginity, and tries to find out if Larry knows anything about it. Apparently, he doesn't.
* In an early episode of [[The War at Home]], [[Overprotective Dad|Dave]] is concerned that Hillary might have lost her virginity, and tries to find out if Larry knows anything about it. Apparently, he doesn't.
{{quote| '''Dave:''' Listen, I need to ask you a question. What do you, um... know about your, um... sister's relations?<br />
{{quote|'''Dave:''' Listen, I need to ask you a question. What do you, um... know about your, um... sister's relations?
'''Larry:''' You mean like cousins and stuff?<br />
'''Larry:''' You mean like cousins and stuff?
'''Dave:''' No, no, no... Do you... do you know if your sister is, you know... ''active?''<br />
'''Dave:''' No, no, no... Do you... do you know if your sister is, you know... ''active?''
'''Larry:''' Well, she does do pilates and plays tennis sometimes.<br />
'''Larry:''' Well, she does do pilates and plays tennis sometimes.
'''Dave:''' Why do I even bother with you? }}
'''Dave:''' Why do I even bother with you? }}
* Pretty much all of the earlier episodes of ''[[Two and A Half Men]]'' had jokes about Jake not getting the adults sexual innuendos and [[Literal Minded|taking things literally]].
* Pretty much all of the earlier episodes of ''[[Two and A Half Men]]'' had jokes about Jake not getting the adults sexual innuendos and [[Literal Minded|taking things literally]].
* ''[[Boy Meets World]]'', in a pregnancy scare episode, had a scene something like this:
* ''[[Boy Meets World]]'', in a pregnancy scare episode, had a scene something like this:
{{quote| Shawn: "Cory, how would you feel if these two waffles got together and made a little waffle?"<br />
{{quote|Shawn: "Cory, how would you feel if these two waffles got together and made a little waffle?"
Cory: "I think I know what you're getting at, Shawn." *beat* "You'd like seconds. I'll be right back." }}
Cory: "I think I know what you're getting at, Shawn." *beat* "You'd like seconds. I'll be right back." }}
* ''[[That Mitchell and Webb Look]]'' features a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2wE0fLdWg sketch] with a new doctor starting work in a [[Awful British Sex Comedy|Bawdy 1970's Hospital]]. He is soon fired after it becomes apparent he's incapable of making double entendres.
* ''[[That Mitchell and Webb Look]]'' features a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2wE0fLdWg sketch] with a new doctor starting work in a [[Awful British Sex Comedy|Bawdy 1970's Hospital]]. He is soon fired after it becomes apparent he's incapable of making double entendres.
{{quote| "Shall I rub it on my cock"}}
{{quote|"Shall I rub it on my cock"}}
* Happens in ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'':
* Happens in ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'':
{{quote| '''Will''': Well yeah, I had big feet. You know what they say about a guy with big feet...<br />
{{quote|'''Will''': Well yeah, I had big feet. You know what they say about a guy with big feet...
'''Ashley''': No, what?<br />
'''Ashley''': No, what?
''(Uncle Phil clears his throat)''<br />
''(Uncle Phil clears his throat)''
'''Will''':...th-they be sayin' "damn he got some big feet." }}
'''Will''':...th-they be sayin' "damn he got some big feet." }}
* In ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]'':
* In ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]'':
{{quote| '''Amy''': Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.<br />
{{quote|'''Amy''': Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
'''Sheldon''': You mean like Salt Lake City? }}
'''Sheldon''': You mean like Salt Lake City? }}
* In one episode of ''[[Hello Cheeky]]'', John gives the joke "The world's long-distance swimming record is held by Liza Garotti, a very successful callgirl from Venice". Tim stands around blinking for a while, before saying that he fails to see the humor in that -- a switchboard operator being a good swimmer.
* In one episode of ''[[Hello Cheeky]]'', John gives the joke "The world's long-distance swimming record is held by Liza Garotti, a very successful callgirl from Venice". Tim stands around blinking for a while, before saying that he fails to see the humor in that -- a switchboard operator being a good swimmer.
{{quote| '''Barry:''' ...John didn't say 'a switchboard operator', he said 'a callgirl'.<br />
{{quote|'''Barry:''' ...John didn't say 'a switchboard operator', he said 'a callgirl'.
'''Tim:''' It's the same thing, isn't it? ...Isn't it?<br />
'''Tim:''' It's the same thing, isn't it? ...Isn't it?
'''John:''' Tim, a callgirl is someone you...call! When you're lonely!<br />
'''John:''' Tim, a callgirl is someone you...call! When you're lonely!
'''Tim:''' Oh...when I'm lonely, I call mummy. Does that mean she's a callgirl? }}
'''Tim:''' Oh...when I'm lonely, I call mummy. Does that mean she's a callgirl? }}


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== Video Games ==
== Video Games ==
* ''[[Grand Theft Auto San Andreas]]'': "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" "I keep telling you I don't know, homes, where His Holiness does his business is his business."
* ''[[Grand Theft Auto San Andreas]]'': "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" "I keep telling you I don't know, homes, where His Holiness does his business is his business."
{{quote| '''The Truth:''' I never made love to my mother. She wouldn't.}}
{{quote|'''The Truth:''' I never made love to my mother. She wouldn't.}}
* During the first few battles with only [[Tales of Vesperia|Yuri and Estelle]] as your party members you get things like:
* During the first few battles with only [[Tales of Vesperia|Yuri and Estelle]] as your party members you get things like:
{{quote| '''Yuri''': Yeah, I beat you into next week!<br />
{{quote|'''Yuri''': Yeah, I beat you into next week!
'''Estelle''': Next week? But, can you really--<br />
'''Estelle''': Next week? But, can you really--
'''Yuri''': Never mind. }}
'''Yuri''': Never mind. }}
* In [[Dragon Age]]: Origins, the golem Shale will ask [[Depraved Bisexual|Zevran]] why the Warden spared his life after trying to kill him/her. Zevran will ask Shale in turn how anyone could destroy something as [[Handsome Lech|attractive]] as him. When Shale fails to see the point, the following exchange takes place if Alistair is in the party:
* In [[Dragon Age]]: Origins, the golem Shale will ask [[Depraved Bisexual|Zevran]] why the Warden spared his life after trying to kill him/her. Zevran will ask Shale in turn how anyone could destroy something as [[Handsome Lech|attractive]] as him. When Shale fails to see the point, the following exchange takes place if Alistair is in the party:
{{quote| ''Zevran'': Here, take that [[Mr. Fanservice|templar fellow]]. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.<br />
{{quote|''Zevran'': Here, take that [[Mr. Fanservice|templar fellow]]. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.<br />
''Alistair'': A challenge? I'd happily hop borders, given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden! }}
''Alistair'': A challenge? I'd happily hop borders, given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden! }}
** Becomes a [[Running Gag]] in [[Dragon Age II]] with Merrill, who periodically will ask if she missed something dirty during conversations with other party members.
** Becomes a [[Running Gag]] in [[Dragon Age II]] with Merrill, who periodically will ask if she missed something dirty during conversations with other party members.
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* ''[[Lonelygirl15]]'' contains a couple of examples.
* ''[[Lonelygirl15]]'' contains a couple of examples.
** From "Lying Bastards":
** From "Lying Bastards":
{{quote| '''Jonas:''' Listen, Mamasitas lock up your daughters, OK, 'cause the Beast here is south of the border, and, uh, not for nothing dude, you put the "ho" in "Mexico". <br />
{{quote|'''Jonas:''' Listen, Mamasitas lock up your daughters, OK, 'cause the Beast here is south of the border, and, uh, not for nothing dude, you put the "ho" in "Mexico".
'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in "Mexico". <br />
'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in "Mexico".
[''Awkward silence. Bree shrugs.''] <br />
[''Awkward silence. Bree shrugs.'']
'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in "Mexico"! }}
'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in "Mexico"! }}
** From "Let's Play Doctor":
** From "Let's Play Doctor":
{{quote| '''Jonas:''' So tell me, uh, what are you doing later? <br />
{{quote|'''Jonas:''' So tell me, uh, what are you doing later?
'''Sarah:''' It involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise.<br />
'''Sarah:''' It involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise.
'''Jonas:''' Uh... A boombox? }}
'''Jonas:''' Uh... A boombox? }}
* A recent episode of [[Red vs. Blue]] has Caboose pulling an Entendre Failure on ''himself'', with Tucker's help. When Tucker mentions him and his alien son Junior (long story) being somewhere "in between" human and alien, Caboose replies with "In between two alien... and human... '''ladies?''' and later repeatedly wonders aloud "what Tucker's doing in between the two ladies."
* A recent episode of [[Red vs. Blue]] has Caboose pulling an Entendre Failure on ''himself'', with Tucker's help. When Tucker mentions him and his alien son Junior (long story) being somewhere "in between" human and alien, Caboose replies with "In between two alien... and human... '''ladies?''' and later repeatedly wonders aloud "what Tucker's doing in between the two ladies."
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== Western Animation ==
== Western Animation ==
* From ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode "Dial 'N' for Nerder":
* From ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode "Dial 'N' for Nerder":
{{quote| '''Martin:''' Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow.<br />
{{quote|'''Martin:''' Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow.
'''Bart:''' Well, I agree you blow.<br />
'''Bart:''' Well, I agree you blow.
'''Martin:''' Then it's a plan!<br />
'''Martin:''' Then it's a plan!
'''Bart:''' A lot of people blow, but no one blows like you.<br />
'''Bart:''' A lot of people blow, but no one blows like you.
'''Martin:''' High praise indeed!<br />
'''Martin:''' High praise indeed!
'''Bart:''' When you look up "blow" in the dictionary--<br />
'''Bart:''' When you look up "blow" in the dictionary--
'''Lisa:''' Bart, he's not gonna get it.<br />
'''Lisa:''' Bart, he's not gonna get it.
'''Bart:''' Fine. }}
'''Bart:''' Fine. }}
** Later on in the episode, when Bart buries a bone for Martin to find...
** Later on in the episode, when Bart buries a bone for Martin to find...
{{quote| '''Martin:''' *gasp* Maybe it's one of the major homos! <br />
{{quote|'''Martin:''' *gasp* Maybe it's one of the major homos!
'''Bart:''' You're one of the--<br />
'''Bart:''' You're one of the--
'''Lisa:''' Bart, he's not gonna get it. }}
'''Lisa:''' Bart, he's not gonna get it. }}