Euphemism Buster: Difference between revisions

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== Live Action TV ==

* ''[[~~Scrubs (TV)|~~Scrubs]]''

* ''[[Scrubs]]''

{{quote| '''Elliot''': Those gyno girls are really putting the pressure on. Who wants to look at a hundred women's bajingos today? Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo. I mean, I can't even look at my own bajingo.

'''Carla''': Is that because it looks so much like a vagina?

'''Elliot''': Carla, there's people! }}

* ''[[~~Myth Busters (TV)|~~Myth Busters]]''

* ''[[Myth Busters]]''

{{quote| '''Narrator''': And in the pouch will be... let's call it 'genetic legacy'

'''Jamie''': Genetic Legacy? ''It's sperm.'' Every kid in grade school knows that. Helps make babies, you know? }}

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'''Dr. Saunders''': Victor had an erection?

'''Topher''': I prefer man-reaction. }}

* In ''[[~~Lost (TV)|~~Lost]]'' this overlaps with [[Censorship By Spelling]]. Hurley doesn't want to talk about the dead in front of a kid (Walt), so he spells it out:

* In ''[[Lost]]'' this overlaps with [[Censorship by Spelling]]. Hurley doesn't want to talk about the dead in front of a kid (Walt), so he spells it out:

{{quote| '''Hurley''': But what about the B-O-D-Y-S?

'''Michael''': What are you trying to spell, man, "bodies"?

'''Walt''': B-O-D-I-E-S. }}

* On ''[[~~Chappelles~~ Show]]'', a parody of a PBS ''Frontline'' documentary has the narrator (a white man) [[Content Warnings|warn viewers]]:

* On ''[[Chappelle's Show]]'', a parody of a PBS ''Frontline'' documentary has the narrator (a white man) [[Content Warnings|warn viewers]]:

{{quote| Warning

'''Narrator''': For viewers sensitive to issues of race, be advised that the following piece contains gratuitous use of the "N" word.

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[[[Beat]]]

'''Narrator''': There, I said it. }}

* A variant from an episode of ''[[3rd Rock ~~From~~ the Sun]]'':

* A variant from an episode of ''[[3rd Rock from the Sun]]'':

{{quote| '''Sally:''' He said he wanted to sleep with me. I wanted sex, but seeing as he was tired I decided to just go home. }}

* An un-[[Lampshade|lampshaded]] version in ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'':

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'''Brandi''': You know, being intimate.

'''Brodie''': What? Like '''fucking'''? }}

* Scar has to backtrack and Euphemism Bust ''himself'' in ''[[~~The Lion King (Disney)|~~The Lion King]]'' thanks to [[The Ditz|dumb hyenas]]:

* Scar has to backtrack and Euphemism Bust ''himself'' in ''[[The Lion King]]'' thanks to [[The Ditz|dumb hyenas]]:

{{quote| '''Shenzi''': Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?

'''Scar''': For the death of the king!

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== Web Original ==

* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series ~~(Web Video)~~|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]'':

* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]'':

{{quote| '''Joey''': "Shut up, Tristan! You just wanna get into [my sister]'s pants!"

'''Tristan''': "No I don't. I want to have sex with her!"

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== Western Animation ==

* ''[[~~Spongebob~~ SquarePants]]''

* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''

{{quote| '''Spongebob''': Squidward! He's... he's... pushing up daisies!

'''Patrick''': Oh, I thought he was dead.