Even Evil Has Standards/Quotes: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|'''John Mclane:''' There never was a bomb [in a school], was there?<br />

 

{{quote|''"They're vile little creatures who would step on their mother's head to have a hit."''|[[Sarcasm Mode|The famously frugal and forgiving]] '''Simon Cowell''' on Jedward.}}

 

 

{{quote|'''Senator Powell:''' (After haranguing Dragon about the violence and sexual content in his movies) You have a young daughter, named Georgia, who is about 10 years old. Has little Georgia seen your film entitled "Ripcord", which contains 357 acts of violence, 175 profanities, and 4 scenes of lesbian sex? She proud of her daddy for that one?! How can you look that sweet little girl in the eye?<br />

'''Topher:''' Heh. Way to land it.|''[[Dollhouse]]''}}

 

 

{{quote|''"[[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil|I despise rapists.]] For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty."''|'''Cyrus the Virus''', ''[[Con Air]]''}}

 

 

{{quote|''"Private Josef Grigorovich.'' (smash) ''Abandoning your assigned post.'' ([[And This Is For|smash]]) ''Drawing a weapon on a superior officer.'' (smash) ''Resisting justice.'' (smash) ''[[Attempted Rape|Sexual assault on a prisoner of war.]] Uniform Code of Brotherhood Justice Section Two, Line Twenty-Seven. 'Any form of sexual assault of any kind by a member of the Brotherhood [[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil|is considered a Class One Offense]] against the Messiah, punishable by summary execution.'" [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|(throws him out a third-story window)]]''|'''Brother-Captain Allen''', [[The Horde|Black Hand Officer]], ''[[Tiberium Wars (Fanfic)|Tiberium Wars]]''}}

{{quote|"''...Creator/JMichaelStraczynski wrote a comic book explaining the WTC tragedy from superheroes' perspective. And in it, Dr. Doom cried. Yes, the evil mastermind who shot the Fantastic Four's building into space and who contributes to 80 percent of the world's daily robodeath ... he was really broken up by this slight variation of his every waking moment.''"|''[[Seanbaby]]''}}

 

 

 

 

{{quote|"''I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an '''American''' criminal lunatic!''"|'''[[The Joker]]''', upon finding out the [[Red Skull]] is [[Those Wacky Nazis|a genuine Nazi.]]}}

 

 

{{quote|"''I should kill you right now! You're a goddamn embarrassment to this family, and you WILL apologize to Sando-san for this!''"|'''Yoshida''' to [[Complete Monster|Chaka]], ''[[Black Lagoon]]''}}

{{quote|''"I dare do all that becomes a man; Who dares more is none."''|'''Macbeth''', ''[[Macbeth]]''}}

 

 

{{quote|''"I am evil, but I am not cruel to animals. There's a special Hell reserved for those who are."''|The demon '''Azzie''', ''Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming''}}

 

 

 

 

 

{{quote|"I'm a thief," he said, "just like you are. We don't fuck kids."<br />

"But none of us would do little kids."|'''[[Those Wacky Nazis|Neo-Nazi]] leader''' to Burke, ''[[Andrew Vachss|Strega]]''}}

 

 

 

 

 

{{quote|'''White Mage''': There is no point in denying it any longer. [[Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds|I am White Mage, a destroyer of worlds!]]<br />

'''White Mage''': Whoah, buck-o. I may be coming to terms with the idea that I'm locked into a lifetime of spreading pain and death across the world, but I still have '''''some''''' standards.|''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|8-Bit Theater]]''}}

 

 

{{quote|''"We're doctors in the field of robotics. Arson is a little beneath us, don't you think?"''|'''Dr. Wily''', ''[[Two Evil Scientists]]''}}

 

 

{{quote|'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for 62 cents?! <br />

'''Mr. Krabs''': You think I could’ve gotten more? <br />

 

 

 

 

 

{{quote|"They may all look the same to you, but there are different kinds and different levels of evil. [[Noble Demon|A first-class villain doesn't target honest lives.]]"<br />

'''Bender:''' Here you go! ''(dropkicks son [[It Makes Sense in Context|into pool of lava]])''<br />

'''Robot Devil:''' ''(aghast)'' Wow...that was pretty brutal, even by ''my'' standards.<br />

 

{{quote|''"The Ku Klux Klan, LLC. has not or EVER will have ANY connection with The "Westboro Baptist Church". We absolutely repudiate their tactics."''|Press release from the Ku Klux Klan's website, circa September 2003}}

I'll honestly do anything<br />

But wear white after Labor Day<br />

 

{{quote|''"I thought your uninformed outrage would be [[Unwitting Pawn|useful]] in my eternal struggle to avoid taxation! I didn't realize you were a nihilistic moron willing to crash the entire economy!"''|'''[[Corrupt Corporate Executive|Plutocrat Pete]]''' to [[Strawman Political|Tea Party Tim]], on his plan to force the government to default to control spending, ''[[This Modern World]]''}}

 

 

 

{{quote|''"I may be evil, but at least I'm not full of crap!"''|'''Dr. Insano'''}}

 

 

{{quote|''Don't download this song''<br />

 

'''Dr. Venture:''' I have watched you [[Comedic Sociopathy|pull a man's eyes from his head]] ''and make him dance like a [[People Puppets|marionette]]'' with his own optic nerves!<br />

'''Brock:''' At least I didn’t break his heart.<br />

 

{{quote|''"FUCK [[Complete Monster|Marlo]], man, FUCK him! And anybody that thinks it's alright to do people this way!"''|'''Preston "Bodie" Broadus''', ''[[The Wire]]''}}

 

 

 

{{quote|"''What kind of monster have I created? No matter how evil you become, you never strike a child. I mean sure, you make them do a few million sit-ups or else there won't be supper, but you never ever hit them.''"|"''Sunshine''", ''Ultimate Muscle''}}

{{quote|"I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid. But ''[[I'm a Humanitarian|eating people]]''? Where's that get fun?"|'''Jayne''', ''[[Serenity]]''}}

 

 

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