Even Evil Has Standards/Quotes: Difference between revisions

'''DeWitt:''' You are quite certain of this?<br />

'''Topher:''' Certain enough so that I have serious ethical problems with trying to wake him up.<br />

'''Topher:''' Heh. Way to land it.|''[[Dollhouse]]''}}

 

{{quote|"''...Creator/JMichaelStraczynski wrote a comic book explaining the WTC tragedy from superheroes' perspective. And in it, Dr. Doom cried. Yes, the evil mastermind who shot the Fantastic Four's building into space and who contributes to 80 percent of the world's daily robodeath ... he was really broken up by this slight variation of his every waking moment.''"|''[[Seanbaby]]''}}

 

 

{{quote|"''I'm a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.''"|'''Seth Gecko''', ''[[From Dusk Till Dawn]]''}}

{{quote|"''I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an '''American''' criminal lunatic!''"|'''[[The Joker]]''', upon finding out the [[Red Skull]] is [[Those Wacky Nazis|a genuine Nazi.]]}}

 

 

{{quote|"''I should kill you right now! You're a goddamn embarrassment to this family, and you WILL apologize to Sando-san for this!''"|'''Yoshida''' to [[Complete Monster|Chaka]], ''[[Black Lagoon]]''}}

{{quote|''"I am evil, but I am not cruel to animals. There's a special Hell reserved for those who are."''|The demon '''Azzie''', ''Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming''}}

 

 

{{quote|''"I'll never [[Kick the Dog|kick dogs]], I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film."''|'''Lee Van Cleef''' describing his stipulations about playing villains. He is dead serious too<ref>In ''[[The Good the Bad And The Ugly]]'' they had to get a stand-in to perform the scene where he slapped a woman, as he flat-out refused to even ''pretend'' to hit a woman.</ref>}}

{{quote|''"Ugly. Aah, how ugly is a woman drowning in lust. . .! This is this woman's true nature!! Even I, as a witch who has explored the depths of evil, find this most difficult to watch!!"''|'''[[Troll|Beatrice]]''' being disgusted by [[Abusive Parents|Rosa Ushiromiya]] verbally attacking her own daughter, ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro Ni (Visual Novel)|Umineko no Naku Koro Ni]]''}}

 

'''Black Mage''': That is so hot. My girlfriend is an '''''armageddon''''' factory.<br />

 

{{quote|''"Like many people with no actual morals, Lord Downey '''did''' have standards, and [[Psychopathic Manchild|Tea]][[Complete Monster|time]] repelled him."''|'''[[Terry Pratchett (Creator)|Terry Pratchett]]''', ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Hogfather|Hogfather]]''}}

'''Squidward''': He stuck up for you and you sold him out, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! |''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (Animation)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}

 

 

 

{{quote|''"Stan, these people are monsters. You know what my [[All Germans Are Nazis|country has done]], and I'm disgusted."''|'''Klaus''', after hearing why Francine's parents had to [[Parental Abandonment|give her up]], ''[[American Dad (Animation)|American Dad]]'', }}

''Even [[Metallica (Music)|Lars Ulrich]] knows it's wrong! (You can just ask him!)''|'''[[Weird Al Yankovic]]''', [[Digital Piracy Is Evil|"Don't Download This Song"]]}}

 

'''Dr. Venture:''' I have watched you [[Comedic Sociopathy|pull a man's eyes from his head]] ''and make him dance like a [[People Puppets|marionette]]'' with his own optic nerves!<br />

'''Brock:''' At least I didn’t break his heart.<br />