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{{quote|4000 BC - The Chinese invent kung fu to fight off notions that they are normal. <br /> |
{{quote|4000 BC - The Chinese invent kung fu to fight off notions that they are normal. <br /> |
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1970 AD - Bruce Lee invents Badass. <br /> |
1970 AD - Bruce Lee invents Badass. <br /> |
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2000 AD - For some reason everybody is Kung Fu Fighting. |'''[[Cracked]]'''}} |
2000 AD - For some reason everybody is Kung Fu Fighting. |'''[[Cracked.com]]'''}} |
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{{quote|All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are [[Wire Fu|flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds]], and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with ''light'' coming out of his mouth!|'''Jack Burton''', ''[[Big Trouble in Little China]]''}} |
{{quote|All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are [[Wire Fu|flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds]], and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with ''light'' coming out of his mouth!|'''Jack Burton''', ''[[Big Trouble in Little China]]''}} |