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{{quote|[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p52 Gorilla + rocket launcher > giant ninja]. Seriously.}}
* Some children have a monster in their closet. Max, from ''[[Bitmap World]]'', has a [http://www.bitmapworld.com/smcomic2.cgi?a=61 monkey in his closet.] Later in the comic, there's a whole storyline involving monkeys.
* In ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', variousthere's Terrana specieslot haveof beenTerran ascended[[Uplifted to sapienceAnimal]]. Of these, apes are prominently featured. Also(also, elephants).
** And the Vhorwed are gorilla-like, but ''huge''. When the crew are going undercover in a circus, the ringmaster wants to know what a sentient elephant and an ape could do that would be impressive. [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090524.html2009-05-24 Isn't it obvious?]
** And now, we have a [http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20100805.html2010-08-05 headless monkey]. Originally meant to be used for torture, it turns out to be [http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20100817.html2010-08-17 more important than that]. It's a [[Chekhov's Gun|Chekhov's Monkey]]!
** [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-10-31 "One of the best uses for a monkey is to make everyone pay attention to the monkey."]
* ''[[El Goonish Shive|EGS]]'': [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-06-02 Everything's better with monster gremlin monkeys!]
** [http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=954 An] evil monkey-[[Political Correctness Gone Mad|An evil monkey-American!]]
* [http://www.kismetropolis.com/view.php?date=2005-11-24 Kismetropolis]: featured a [[Mushroom Samba|tryptophane trip]] involving a recipe for Monkey Bread.
{{quote|'''Jamie:''' There's NO monkey in the monkey bread. Swear. Guys? Seriously! No monkey!}}
* In ''[[Dominic Deegan]]'', Everything's Better With [[Incendiary Exponent|Fire]] [http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2007-03-18 Monkeys].
* Gwynn from ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'' owns several monkeys who are enchanted to attack and humiliate anyone who irritates her. The monkeys themselves don't appear that often, but a lot of mileage is gotten out of the gag that the other characters pretend "monkeys" is Gwynn's nickname for her breasts. "I've done something bad with my monkeys (...) If we don't do something my monkeys are going to be ''all over her'' in front of ''everyone'' (...) be on the lookout for my monkeys and grab them if you see them. They could pop up anywhere."
** Eventually, Bun-bun tried to weaponize monkeys by training them to viciously attack anyone holding exactly 11 items. And when his plan didn't work, [http://archives.sluggy.com/book.php?chapter=51#2007-01-19 used them] to [[Asshole Victim|attack jerks]] clogging "ten items or less" lane. Speaking of which, "Gwynn's monkey are touching my cruller!" is not an euphemism, either.
* ''[[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]'' uses [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1713 a monkey dressed as Hitler] as part of a proof that fiction is stranger than truth.
* ''[[The Thrilling Adventures of Lovelace and Babbage]]'' features lots and lots of monkeys in "Lovelace and Babbage vs The Organist." In [http://sydneypadua.com/2dgoggles/lovelace-and-babbage-vs-the-organist-part-9/ part nine], Ada Lovelace has to negotiate a room full of sleeping monkeys belonging to the titular organist and his minions. It's a subversion for the protagonist, though - everything is [[Maniac Monkeys|far worse with monkeys]].
* In [[Balderduck]]'s Single Panel [http://www.balderduck.com/2010/12/20/single-panel-8/ #8], monkeys seem to have played a huge part in making Shakespeare's works better.
* ''[[My Roommate Is an Elf]]''. Griswold's familiar, Glen, is a talking monkey.
 
 
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