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{{quote|"It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."|'''Joe Moore'''}}
{{quote|"It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."|'''Joe Moore'''}}


{{quote|"Aww, they're so cute! They're as if [[Precious Puppies|puppies]] and [[Cute Kitten|kittens]] [[Tastes Like Diabetes|could have babies!]]"|'''[[Futurama (Animation)|Turanga Leela]]'''}}
{{quote|"Aww, they're so cute! They're as if [[Precious Puppies|puppies]] and [[Cute Kitten|kittens]] [[Tastes Like Diabetes|could have babies!]]"|'''[[Futurama|Turanga Leela]]'''}}


{{quote|"'''[[This Is Sparta|I. FUCKING. LOVE. PENGUINS]]'''."|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)|Crump]]'''}}
{{quote|"'''[[This Is Sparta|I. FUCKING. LOVE. PENGUINS]]'''."|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Crump]]'''}}


{{quote|"Io chiamo '''''PINGUINI!'''''"|''[[Italian Spiderman]]''}}
{{quote|"Io chiamo '''''PINGUINI!'''''"|''[[Italian Spiderman]]''}}


{{quote|"If I die make me a penguin. I like penguins."|''[[Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka]]- The "King of Night" to Eucliwood.}}
{{quote|"If I die make me a penguin. I like penguins."|''[[Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?]]- The "King of Night" to Eucliwood.}}


{{quote|And now the penguin on top of your television will explode.|''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]}}
{{quote|And now the penguin on top of your television will explode.|''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]}}


{{quote|Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.|[[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy|Arthur Dent]]}}
{{quote|Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.|[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Arthur Dent]]}}


{{quote|These IQ tests were thought to contain an unfair cultural bias against the penguin. For example, it didn't take into account the penguins' extremely poor educational system. To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins -- only quicker -- proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment.|''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]}}
{{quote|These IQ tests were thought to contain an unfair cultural bias against the penguin. For example, it didn't take into account the penguins' extremely poor educational system. To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins -- only quicker -- proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment.|''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]}}