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{{quote|''Now lots of other penguins |
{{quote|''Now lots of other penguins |
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''Seem to do fine |
''Seem to do fine |
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''In the universe of nothing but ice. |
''In the universe of nothing but ice. |
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''But if I could be yours, |
''But if I could be yours, |
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''And you could be mine, |
''And you could be mine, |
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''Our cozy little world would be |
''Our cozy little world would be |
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''Twice as nice! |
''Twice as nice! |
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''I want to be your personal penguin from now on!''|[[The Monkees|Davy Jones]], "Your Personal Penguin"}} |
''I want to be your personal penguin from now on!''|[[The Monkees|Davy Jones]], "Your Personal Penguin"}} |
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{{quote|"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."}} |
{{quote|"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."}} |
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{{quote|"May I have a tour of your ship?" |
{{quote|"May I have a tour of your ship?" |
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"But of course!" |
"But of course!" |
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"Waugh!" |
"Waugh!" |
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"What the hell is that??" |
"What the hell is that??" |
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"That's our chief engineer." |
"That's our chief engineer." |
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"That's a fuckin' penguin!" |
"That's a fuckin' penguin!" |
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"Waugh!" |
"Waugh!" |
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"The penguin said that you should be quiet before he reaches down your throat and pulls your pants up, you speciesist bastard."}} |
"The penguin said that you should be quiet before he reaches down your throat and pulls your pants up, you speciesist bastard."}} |
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{{quote|I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin -- different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he sits still and minds his own business.|Bernard Stonehouse}} |
{{quote|I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin -- different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he sits still and minds his own business.|Bernard Stonehouse}} |
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{{quote|I go for Penguins |
{{quote|I go for Penguins |
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I don't go for fancy cars |
I don't go for fancy cars |
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For diamond rings |
For diamond rings |
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Or movie stars |
Or movie stars |
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I go for penguins |
I go for penguins |
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Oh Lord I go for penguins |
Oh Lord I go for penguins |
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Throw your money out the door |
Throw your money out the door |
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We'll just sit around |
We'll just sit around |
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And watch it snow |
And watch it snow |
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I go for penguins |
I go for penguins |
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Oh Lord I go for penguins |
Oh Lord I go for penguins |
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Penguins are so sensitive |
Penguins are so sensitive |
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Penguins are so sensitive |
Penguins are so sensitive |
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Penguins are so sensitive |
Penguins are so sensitive |
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To my needs |
To my needs |
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To my needs |
To my needs |
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To my needs |
To my needs |
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To my needs|[[Lyle Lovett]]}} |
To my needs|[[Lyle Lovett]]}} |
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