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{{quote|''Now lots of other penguins<br />
{{quote|''Now lots of other penguins
''Seem to do fine<br />
''Seem to do fine
''In the universe of nothing but ice.<br />
''In the universe of nothing but ice.
''But if I could be yours,<br />
''But if I could be yours,
''And you could be mine,<br />
''And you could be mine,
''Our cozy little world would be<br />
''Our cozy little world would be
''Twice as nice!<br />
''Twice as nice!
''I want to be your personal penguin from now on!''|[[The Monkees|Davy Jones]], "Your Personal Penguin"}}
''I want to be your personal penguin from now on!''|[[The Monkees|Davy Jones]], "Your Personal Penguin"}}


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{{quote|"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."}}
{{quote|"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."}}


{{quote|"May I have a tour of your ship?"<br />
{{quote|"May I have a tour of your ship?"
"But of course!"<br />
"But of course!"
"Waugh!"<br />
"Waugh!"
"What the hell is that??"<br />
"What the hell is that??"
"That's our chief engineer."<br />
"That's our chief engineer."
"That's a fuckin' penguin!"<br />
"That's a fuckin' penguin!"
"Waugh!"<br />
"Waugh!"
"The penguin said that you should be quiet before he reaches down your throat and pulls your pants up, you speciesist bastard."}}
"The penguin said that you should be quiet before he reaches down your throat and pulls your pants up, you speciesist bastard."}}


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{{quote|I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin -- different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he sits still and minds his own business.|Bernard Stonehouse}}
{{quote|I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin -- different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he sits still and minds his own business.|Bernard Stonehouse}}


{{quote|I go for Penguins<br />
{{quote|I go for Penguins
I don't go for fancy cars<br />
I don't go for fancy cars
For diamond rings<br />
For diamond rings
Or movie stars<br />
Or movie stars
I go for penguins<br />
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins<br />
Oh Lord I go for penguins
Throw your money out the door<br />
Throw your money out the door
We'll just sit around<br />
We'll just sit around
And watch it snow<br />
And watch it snow
I go for penguins<br />
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins<br />
Oh Lord I go for penguins
Penguins are so sensitive<br />
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive<br />
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive<br />
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs<br />
To my needs
To my needs<br />
To my needs
To my needs<br />
To my needs
To my needs|[[Lyle Lovett]]}}
To my needs|[[Lyle Lovett]]}}