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[[File:locandina.jpg|frame|Earth is...perfectly safe.]]
 
 
{{quote| '''''Du-ug:''' Have you any more Smirnoff Ice?<br />
'''Kenny:''' Yeah, there's half of one in the fridge.<br />
'''Du-ug:''' You will die painlessly!'' }}
 
My-ik ([[Diedrich Bader]]) and Du-ug (Chris Parnell) have come from the planet Kabijj, with simple orders:<br />1. Conquer Earth.<br />2. Annihilate all human life.<br /><br />Their orders are not so much:<br />3. Develop drinking problem.<br />4. Fall in love with divorced hussy.
:Their orders are not so much: 3. Develop drinking problem. 4. Fall in love with divorced hussy.
 
Their plans are complicated by a transmat malfunction, turning their mighty swords into tooth-picks. Nevertheless, they have 24 hours to decapitate every human being on Earth before the overlords send the head-eating giant [[Large Ham|CROKER!!!]] to, uh, [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|eat their heads]].
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==== '''This movie contains examples of:''' ====
* [[Bizarre Sexual Dimorphism]]: Inverted. The men look like human males, but the women look...just plain weird.
* [[Chewing the Scenery]]: IT WOULD TAKE A THOUSAND OF YOUR TINY MEALS TO SLAKE MY GIGANTIC APPETITE!!!
* [[Incoming Ham]]: CROKER!!! stomps into a restaurant, and screams at the diners.
* [[Incredible Shrinking Man]]: CROKER!!! is about [[Attack of the 50 -Foot Whatever|50 feet tall]], until the same transmat malfunction that shrunk our heroes' swords shrinks him down to about 6 feet. He doesn't seem to notice, though.
* [[Large Ham]]: All the aliens are this, but especially CROKER!!!
* [[No Indoor Voice]]: Two guesses.
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[[Category:Films of the 2000s]]
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