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# My noble half-brother [[The Evil Prince|whose throne I usurped]] will be killed, not [[Man in the Iron Mask|kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.]]

# [[Just Shoot Him|Shooting is ]]''[[Just Shoot Him|not ]]''[[Just Shoot Him|too good for my enemies]].

# [[MacGuffin|The artifact which is the source of my power]] will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my [[Achilles Heel|one weakness]].

# [[MacGuffin|The artifact which is the source of my power]] will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my [[Achilles' Heel|one weakness]].

# I will not [[Evil Gloating|gloat]] over [[Death Trap|my enemies' predicament]] before killing them.

# When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you [[Just Between You and Me|at least tell me what this is all about]]?" [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|I'll say, "No." and shoot him]]. No, on second thought [[Bond One-Liner|I'll shoot him then say "No."]]

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# One of my advisors will be an [[Van Von Hunter|average five-year-old child]]. Any [[Villain Ball|flaws in my plan]] that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

# All slain enemies will be [[Never Found the Body|cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them]], not [[Left for Dead]] at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

# The hero is not entitled to a [[Last Kiss]], [[One Last Smoke|a last cigarette]], or any other form of last request.

# I will never employ [[Time Bomb|any device with a digital countdown]]. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate [[Race Against the Clock|when the counter reaches 1:17]] and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

# I will never utter the sentence "[[Just Between You and Me|But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know]]."