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{{quote|''"Some krogan believe that testicle transplants can improve their virility, counteract [[Depopulation Bomb|the genophage]]. It doesn't work, but that doesn't stop them from buying. Ten thousand credits each, that makes forty thousand for a full set. ([[Beat]]) ...Someone's making a killing out there..."''
|'''Garrus''', ''[[Mass Effect]]''}}
[[Five Races|Humanoid fantasy races]], [[Rubber Forehead Aliens]], and the like will have genitalia [[Male-to-Female Universal Adaptor|close enough to the human model]] that they ''can'' [[Boldly Coming|get down]] [[Interspecies Romance|and dirty]] with humans [[Human Aliens|or the equivalent]]. ([[Mermaid Problem|Most of the time, anyway]].) However, there will usually be just enough variance to make the experience... ''different'' for the human participant.
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See also: [[Interspecies Romance]], [[Bizarre Alien Biology]], [[Bizarre Alien Reproduction]], [[Vagina Dentata]], and [[Naughty Tentacles]]. Contrast [[Male-to-Female Universal Adaptor]]. Compare with the [[Mermaid Problem]].
For ''other'' kinds of Exotic Equipment, see [[Impossibly Cool Weapon]] or [[Impossibly Cool Clothes]].
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{{noreallife|at least, not until we have evidence that aliens exist.}}
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== Comic Books ==
* ''[[XXXenophile]]'': Worked over up, down, sideways, and diagonally in Phil Foglio's comics.
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== Fan Fic ==
* Given far, far too much detail in certain sectors of the [[Furry Fandom]]. This probably starts with the relatively tame "Oh my God! Your goolies seem to be on backwards!" (kangaroo or rabbit) to the more [[Squick|unusual aspects of a feline or canine's intimate anatomy]]. [[Wikipedia|It's best not to ask how these details became common knowledge]].
** The entire fandom has been slowly moving away from [[Art Major Biology]] for a while now, with the exception of deliberate [[
* A common cliche in Kirk/Spock [[Slash Fic]] is having Spock's genitalia be [[Alien Blood|green and double -ridged.]] It's also very common to have them be naturally self-lubricating for [[Slash Fic|obvious]] [[Awesome Yet Practical|reasons]]. Vulcans also don't have foreskins. Klingons have ridged penises too, just like the ridges on their (spinoff-only) foreheads. This is all on alt.startrek.creative.erotica.
* The ''[[Warhammer
:Also on 1d4chan, the Wet Dream of Selena Agna has an Eldar woman with very few differences from a human woman except for her somewhat elongated figure and her total lack of bodily hair. The human woman in that one doesn't have pubic hair either, though... Link is NSFW.
* '' [[Megamind]]'': Being a complete and utter fangirl-magnet {{spoiler|(and one half of an ''extremely'' popular, not to mention ''canon'', pairing with the film's leading lady)}}, just what Megamind is holding in those [[Fetish Fuel|tight, leather pants]] has been explored every whichever bizarre, kinky way that fanfiction writers can think of. ([[Naughty Tentacles|Tentacles]] seem to be the most popular... )
* ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'' fic "Princess"; Burt refuses to believe that Julien [[
* In ''[[Homestuck]]'', it's never made clear how similar or different trolls are to humans anatomically, as despite having an insect-like lifestyle trolls look like humans with horns and odd coloration. Terms like "bone bulge", "nook", and "seedflap" are used but never explained, meaning that fanfic writers tend to go in pretty much every direction when writing erotica pertaining to trolls.
** Also, buckets are involved somehow.
* In the ''[[Romance Reports]]'' spinoff ''Like Fine Wine'', it is revealed that dragons have hemipenes like many real-world reptiles.
* Far too many ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' comics to count make the draenei's face tendrils erogenous zones.
== Film ==
* In the 1988 ''[[Alien Nation (film)|Alien Nation]]'', human cop Sykes and his newcomer partner Sam Francisco are going through a human murder victim's effects and find a condom.
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'''Sykes:''' Well, yeah. It's rubber. It stretches. ''[he demonstrates]''
'''Francisco:''' And it still fits?
''Female police officer gives Francisco a sideways look...'' }}
* ''Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman'' has aliens whose fiddly bits are their... noses. And yet they ''still'' make fun of human genital sizes.
* In ''[[The Witches of Eastwick]]'', the Devil-character's penis is described as bending backwards, which is apparently a major turn-on to the witches.
* The comedy film ''[[Paul]]'' has the title alien remark, "Hey, on my planet, this is ''small!''"
* ''[[Star Trek VI: The
* Similar to the above example: [[Men in Black (film)|"Kay! He's a Ballchinian!"]]
== Literature ==
* Mole-Manic sex is very vaguely described in ''[[More Information Than You Require]]'', in that they are said as [[Mind Screw|being eusocial, liking of threesomes, reproducing hermaphroditically like snails, laying eggs like frogs, rearing their young like marsupials]], [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|and being fond of blow jobs]]. Their actual genitalia are not as extensively detailed, except for the fact that they can change gender, and they have something called a "cloacal life sac"...and given what a cloaca is (explained by the "real Life" section down below)...
* ''[http://www.amazon.com/Details-Hunt-Laura-Baumbach/dp/0979311020 Details of the Hunt]'' is about an alien—who has a prehensile dick with [[Naughty Tentacles|Naughty Suction Cup Tentacles]] at the base—getting involved with a human.
* ''[[The Forever War]]'': Subverted in Joe Haldeman's novel; a [[Mind Probe]] produced by the Earth military portrays Tauran soldiers raping human women to death with gigantic purple members, an entirely fanciful depiction as at the time the film is made nobody on Earth has ''the slightest idea'' what a Tauran looks like, in order to get the human soldiers angry enough to kill. The hero is aware that it is totally false but his subconscious makes his teeth start grinding in readiness to kill! {{spoiler|Ultimately they turn out to be an androgynous clone species}}.
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** 'The Opiuchi Hotline'': Varley is very fond of this trope. The heroine dismisses a potential suitor because he'd had his penis radically modified to fit the latest fetish/fad (he protests that it [[Male-to-Female Universal Adaptor|came with an adapter]]) and another character who'd gone in for much more radical body modifications is credited for a very creative solution to the question of where a crotchless woman would keep her genitals. In both cases Varley (perhaps wisely) left the actual details to the reader's imagination.
** ''Steel Beach'': Opening line: "The penis will be obsolete within three months."
* In [[Ursula K. Le Guin
* [[L. Sprague de
* Vonda N. McIntyre's "[[Our Mermaids Are Different|divers]]" arguably count: The men have internal testes and a retractable penis, mainly for the sake of streamlining.
* [[Alan Dean Foster]]'s Quozl mate compulsively several times a day, copulate for longer sessions than humans do, and are sexually compatible with us. Hardly unexpected: they're bipedal alien ''rabbits''.
* ''[[The Lords of Creation|In the Courts of the Crimson Kings]]''. It's mentioned that the Martian [[Action Girl]] and the human [[Adventurer Archaeologist]] have physical differences that they need to work around, which only tests their inventiveness. The Martian scientist who examines him later seems rather squicked out by these differences though.
* ''Orion Arm'': The third book of Julian May's series has the main character turned into one of the alien Haluk (on a superficial level). While the twigs and berries are never actually described, there is a reference to there being...well...two.
* ''[[
* In Richard Laymon's ''[[The Beast House|The Cellar]]'', the Beast is described as having a very ornate member, complete with a retractable tongue.
* The ''[[Red Dwarf]]'' novel ''Backwards'' confirms that the Cat has a barbed penis like his ancestors.
* The Spacers in Samuel R. Delany's short story "Aye, and Gomorrah..." have been artificially neutered in some fashion, although ''how'' is only implied.
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== Live Action TV ==
* ''[[Star Trek:
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TAL: "Neither was I. Our species look so similar... well at least on the surface."
KIM: "I would've never guessed when it came down to the basics. Well, let's just say the birds and bees will be very confused." }}
* ''[[Star Trek:
* ''[[Odyssey 5]]''. In "The Trouble With Harry" hedonist Kurt Mendel shares a couple of his good-time girls with a synthetic human, and is rather disconcerted when they start ignoring him at the first sight of the synthetic's implied larger 'equipment'.
* ''[[Babylon 5]]''
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*** Another Narn once called him on his attraction to Human females by picking up a pair of panties from the floor of his quarters.
** Centauri, on the other hand, well...Let's just say a Centauri was once accused of cheating at cards using his "tentacles". And as Vir made clearer later, they have six of them.
*** Londo was actually
* The Tectonese from ''[[Alien Nation (TV series)|Alien Nation]]'' are anatomically capable of having sex with humans, but mixed couples have to take classes to learn how to get it on safely. Untrained trysts generally result in the human [[Running Gag|wearing a neck brace]].
** The Tectonese can also get their freak on for fun with just the two of them, but if procreation is the desired result they require a member of their specialized "third gender" to act as a catalyst.
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'' speculates upon this, but doesn't show. "I wonder what else he's got two of?" As Time Lords [[Human Aliens|look indistinguishable from humans on the outside]] but have [[Bizarre Alien Biology]] on the inside, it could really go either way.
* ''[[Farscape]]'': Near the end of season 4 in the episode 'We're so Screwed Part 2: Hot to Katratzki' Chiana approaches a Scarran who had ordered her to be cut open in a previous episode and asks him if Scarrans have [[Pardon My Klingon|mivonks]]. Before he can answer, she knees him between the legs then falls to the ground, clutching her knee. The Scarran looks down at her and says, "Yes. But they're not external."
* According to [[Neil Gaiman]]'s ''Don't Panic!'', the costumer for the TV version of ''[[The
* Implied by the leader of a demon biker gang in the season 6 premiere of ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'':
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== Music ==
* The Julie Brown song "Earth Girls Are Easy" (inspiration for the [[Earth Girls Are Easy|film of the same name]]) has a lot of fun with this trope
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"One of them, yes." }}
::And later:
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"I made it myself." }}
::Ironically, the film used [[Male-to-Female Universal Adaptor]] instead
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== Tabletop RPG ==
* In ''[[Dungeons
* ''[[GURPS]]: Bio-Tech'': "Exotic Genitalia" is a feature available as is "Enhanced Male Primary Sexual Characteristics". But of course.
* ''[[The Dark Eye]]'' mostly follows the [[Male-to-Female Universal Adaptor|fantasy RPG standard]], as evidenced by the existence of half-elves and half-orcs. The reptilian Achaz, however, fall under this trope - they have no visible external genitalia (as evidenced by the picture showing the playable races, where the Achaz is the only one out of eight to not wear a loincloth), and sex for them is purely a matter of procreation, with no fun involved whatsoever.
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== Video Games ==
* ''[[Mass Effect]]'': half the [[Bizarre Alien Biology]] leads to awkward problems when it comes to sex: risks of infection, chafing, potentially deadly allergic reactions, etc. There are the occasional exceptions, like the asari's infamous ability to mate and produce viable offspring with ''[[Boldly Coming|any DNA-based lifeform ever]]''. Also, according to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAP92rvm1hQ the veritable database of Interspecies Romance that is Mordin], going down on a drell [[Mushroom Samba|causes hallucinations]].
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::While you don't receive any other information about Krogan genitalia ([[Squick|Thank]] [[Nightmare Fuel|God]]), you do learn that they apparently have four testicles. In Krogan slang, their "pair" is referred to instead as their [[I Call Him "Mister Happy"|"quad"]].
* An in-game book from ''[[The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall]]'', of the Barenziah series (it was censored in later games by an in-game faction) features a mention of the cat-race that is known as Khajiit having barbed penises.
* Implied in ''[[Dragon Age]]''. Kossith/Qunari ("Qunari" technically refers to people who follow the Qun "religion", but almost all Qunari are members of the kossith species and vice versa, as such the terms tend to be somewhat interchangeable) are hinted to have genitalia different enough from human beings that a human woman having sex with one of them would wind up severely injured. On the other hand, given the circumstances of the hinting, it's possible that the Qunari in question was just messing with the person he was talking with.
** The conversation could also be taken to imply that kossith simply have very rough sex, like [[Star Trek|Klingons]].
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* [[Shown Their Work|Implied]] in ''[[Digger]]'' with the hyenas.
* ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''; the [[Lizard Folk]] are apparently structured like real lizards.
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* One ''[[World of Warcraft|By Way Of Booty Bay]]'' comic in [[Supermegatopia]] does this with the Draenei.
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'''Dwarf Male''': "Actually, I've not seen ''that before''. Does it bite?"
'''Draenei Female''': "Only a little." }}
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== Western Animation ==
* ''[[Stroker and Hoop]]'': In one episode, Stroker attempts to sleep with an alien. He drops his pants, revealing his penis, and she takes off her top, revealing tentacles and teeth instead of breasts. They both scream, "Aah! Put it away!" Later on, it is implied that she is just a human trying to scam him, as Hoop finds a prop of her tentacle breasts, but she is later revealed to be an alien, again, possibly without the weird bits.
* ''[[Ugly Americans]]''
** The [[Half-Human Hybrid|half-human, half-Devil]] Callie is compatible with her human boyfriend Mark, including her "threehole", which is less of an orifice and more of a glowing portal she can manifest on her abdomen.
** The show also features a background running gag of a male werewolf / female squid couple. Mark notes that finding a partners whose parts match can be difficult, but by the last episode of the first season, those two (as seen through a peephole) seem to be working pretty well together.
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* Non-explicit but apparent example in ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]''. As with real penguins, the external structure of the eponymous birds is apparently so non-distinct that they literally cannot tell their own sexes without a DNA test, and when Skipper's test comes up female, he believes it.
* In ''[[Drawn Together]]'', the princess was cursed with a tentacled netters.
* In ''[[South Park]]'', the Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth.
* ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'': fanon has it, certainly not entirely uninfluenced by the infamous Ask Princess Molestia blog, that unicorn horns are very much like penises, including horn-sucking. It certainly comes in handy given the [[
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