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{{quote|“What do you think u punishment should be?” Dubledore asked paseing around he was wearing a black t-shirt and ripped Hollister jeans that showed off his mussles.}}

* [[Adaptation Dye Job]]/[[Self Fanservice]]: Edward no longer has messy auburn hair and an expression filled with [[Memetic Mutation|chagrin]], but is now an [[Animesque]] pretty boy with bright orange hair and eyes who looks almost nothing like the original character.

* [[All Gays Are Promiscuous]]: According to our author, not only are they promiscuous, they're also [[All Gays Are Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. And they have to [[Cruel and Unusual Death|die in horrible ways]] because of [[Bury Your Gays|that alone]].

* [[All Men Are Perverts]]: Every male in the story gets hard if they're within a mile radius of Dally. The few who don't are [[Unfortunate Implications|homosexual rapists]].

** Apparently gays are built differently than straight folk according to Dally:

{{quote|“Its gay anal surf,” answored Dally, “if they don’t take garyatric pills then [[Squick|if we put enough water in their ass their intenstines and stomach wil leak out…”]]}}

{{quote|“Oh is that because their [[Dude, Not Funny|asshoes are all loosened out from the sex??]]” Shadow asked.}}

* [[Atomic F-Bomb]]: The further you dive into the story, the more frequent the cussing.

* [[But I Can't Be Pregnant]]: [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex|“YOU CAME IN ME. I TOLD YOU YOU CAN GET PREGNANT EVEN FROM ANAL.”]]

* [[But We Used a Condom|But We Turned The Semen Into Water]]

* [[Camp Gay]]: [[Harry Potter|Dumbledore]] and [[Naruto|Sasuke]].

* [[The Chosen One]]: Shadow Darkblood Yerameshi, the son of Dally.

** [[Harry Potter]] is the "[[And the Rest|other]] Chosen One."

* [[Chuck Cunningham Syndrome]]: Dally's [[Girl Posse]] and Draco completely vanish from the story right around the introduction of Lupin and Tonks.

* [[Coitus Ensues]]: At the end of Chapter 3.

* [[Crazy Jealous Guy]]: [[Twilight (novel)|Edward.]] He "grrs" if any male so much as ''talks'' to Dally, even ones of another species.

** [[Yu Yu Hakusho|Hiei]] is trying to make money to pay for attending Hogwarts. There is never any mention in any [[Harry Potter]] material of Hogwarts having a fee.

** Considering how reluctant Hogwarts was to allow a werewolf as a teacher and have a half-giant on the property, why do they easily allow '''two''' vampires to be enrolled?

** Dally, a [[Our Vampires Are Different|vampire]], gets pregnant... Which technically shouldn't be possible. A failed [[Hand Wave]] is given by saying that vampire women only have one egg in their uterus [[They Just Didn't Care|...Which is immediately contradicted when it's revealed that Dally's harem was kidnapped show she couldn't make the mistake again and a bit later when she gets pregnant A SECOND TIME]]. Not to mention the fact that [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex|women have eggs in their ovaries, not their uterus]]. Well, they do have eggs in their uteri as part of the menstrual cycle, but the place where eggs are ''stored'' is the ovaries.

** [[Harry Potter|Draco]]'s dad is apparently [[They Just Didn't Care|a dementor]] according to his biography.

* [[Everyone Has Lots of Sex]]: Or, rather, two people have enough sex to count for everyone laving lots of sex.

{{quote|(since there were no rules they had sex over one thousand times)}}

* [[Every One Remembers the Stripper]]: When this fic is discussed, the [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex|sex scene]] early on ''always'' comes up.

* [[Everything's Worse with Bears]]: It's a [[Rouge Angles of Satin|typo]], [[Funny Moments|but still]]...

* [[Express Delivery]]: Dally gives birth not too long after she discovers her pregnancy, which is not too long after she initially conceived. ''Might'' be justified by the fact that it's the son of a demon and a [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|mutant vampire witch]].

* [[Eyes of Gold]]: [[X-Men|Mystique]].

* [[Freudian Slip]]: As is almost always guaranteed in any [[Rouge Angles of Satin]] fic. [[Funny Moments|The most hilarious of these]] occurs at the end of Chapter 2, right before Dumbledore reveals [[Rape as Drama|his true nature.]]

{{quote|Edward grred, his sences were tingling… that something was ''not'' wrong.}}

* [[Goo-Goo Godlike]]: Baby Shadow is [[The Chosen One]], can talk and move almost immediately, has vampire powers, can read minds and communicate telepatically, creates portkeys out of midair...

* [[Gorn]]: Starting in Chapter 4 [[It Got Worse|and spiraling downward from there]].

* [[Gross-Out Show|Grossout Fic]]

* [[Harem Seeker]]: Dally, despite [[Unwanted Harem|claims contradicting it]].

* [[Harmful to Minors]]: Dally has no problem dropping [[Atomic F-Bomb|Atomic F Bombs]] in front of little Shadow.

* [[Man On Fire|Hedgehog On Fire]]

* [[Heel Face Turn]]: Edward after the [[Time Skip]]. It's never explained why.

** "Slow and painful death" could have referred to starvation, suffocation, some form of poisoning... which, though pretty revolting, would look ''physically'' much neater than dying with [[Body Horror|your entire body covered in penises]]. They might have just been disgusted by the ''appearance'' of his death, which is in itself hypocrisy given that they're disturbed more by [[Body Horror]] than by their own intent to murder a man in the most agonizing way possible.

* [[If I Can't Have You]]: Edward did NOT take Dally choosing Hiei well. Though, in her defense, he [[Complete Monster|murdered his last girlfriend]].

* [[Insane Troll Logic]]/[[You Fail Logic Forever]]: For some reason, being a [[Our Vampires Are Different|vampire]] means that [[Twilight (novel)|Edward]] is amazing at potion-making. It [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context]].

** This little gem from Shadow's funeral:

* [[Mega Crossover]]: ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'', ''[[Harry Potter]]'', ''[[Yu Yu Hakusho]]'', ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|X-Men]]'', ''[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]]'', ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]'', ''[[Naruto]]''... And that's just the first few chapters.

* [[Mind Screw]]: The entire story. '''ALL OF IT.'''

* [[Morning Sickness]]: Dally, of course.

* [[My Girl Is a Slut]]: Dally, [[Hypocrite|even though she believes Bella is one]].

* [[Scarf of Asskicking]]: The students of [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]], not that they actually get any action in this fic.

* [[Schedule Slip]]: In October 2010, she posted a new chapter and claimed she was making a comeback. She hasn't been seen since.

* [[Shallow Love Interest]]: All of them. This quote from Chapter 1 summarizes it perfectly:

{{quote|“So do you like that guy?” Edward asked.}}

* [[This Is Gonna Suck]]: Right in the first sentence, [[Rouge Angles of Satin|"Edward" is written as "Edwart."]] Heck, the [[Sarcasm Mode|clever]] capitalization of the title should be enough of a warning to [[Schmuck Bait|turn back while you still can]].

** [[Oh Crap]] ensues in Chapter 3 near the end once the reader realizes that [[IKEA Erotica|a sex scene is nearing]].

* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: [[Harry Potter]] tells Professor [[Rouge Angles of Satin|Macnoggle]] about an attempted [[Rape as Drama|rape]] on him. Two instances of [[Too Dumb to Live]] ensue:

** Harry never specifies ''who'' did the violating.

* [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight]]/[[What Measure Is a Non-Human?]]: Apparently, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] [[Talking Animal|characters]] going to [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]] is not out of the ordinary.

* [[Unwanted Harem]]: Subverted. Dally claims she doesn't want all these guys fawning over her, but she clearly does.

* [[What the Hell, Hero?]]: If you're really still rooting for Dally after she [[Groin Attack|rips off Snape's "wiener"]] and [[Die for Our Ship|roots for Edward to slaughter innocent Bella]], you need help.

* [[World of Ham]]