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While most [[Hollywood]] actors and actresses are attractive, there are times [[Fan Disservice|where the fan service gets unattractive.]]
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* When the Creature Shop designed [[The Dark Crystal|Aughra]], did they really have to give her such [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20160508015946/http://habidabad.com/aughra.htm prominent nipples]?
* The infamous shower scene in ''[[Psycho]]''. Starts out okay, and then... Eugh.
* ''[[Angel Heart]]'' was notorious for Lisa Bonét's nude scene. The aforemention nude scene was accompanied by bordering-on-violent rough sex, Mickey Rourke at his greasy sleaziest, and ''blood streaming down the walls'' half way through. {{spoiler|Not to mention the later revelation that she's his ''daughter''.}}
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** ''[[Resident Evil: Extinction|Resident Evil Extinction]]'': L.J (Mike Epps) is attacked by a female infected zombie, who had an exposed rotting breast.
* ''[[Saw]] 3'' features a trap involving a completely naked woman in a meat locker who, after the protagonist enters the room, starts getting periodically sprayed with cold water, while he decides whether or not to save her before she freezes to death. [[Word of God]] says that they were going to have her in a t-shirt to preserve her modesty - but decided that erect nipples through a t-shirt, regardless of context, would tantalize too much.
* ''[[The Incredible Hulk (film)|The Incredible Hulk]]''. Most straight/bi ladies and gay/bi men would not normally reject the idea of a naked Edward Norton, but when he's [[Troubled Fetal| Position| huddled in the fetal position on the bathroom floor]], clearly suffering from the after-effects of his [[Transformation Trauma]]... it's not very sexy.
** There's a [[Shower of Angst|somewhat similar]] [[Prison Rape|scene]] in ''[[American History X]]'' and the [[Prison Rape]] is itself [[Fan Disservice]].. Actually, Ed Norton spends quite a bit of [[American History X]] naked or partly clothed, and given the kind of shape he got himself into for the role it'd be rather nice... except for the huge swastika on his left pec.
** Same could be said when he's dying of dysentery in "The Painted Veil", just open shirt though.
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* Two words: [[Takashi Miike]]. Two more words: [[Film/Dead Or Alive|shit bath]].
** Takashi Miike again, but this time: ''Visitor Q''. Incest, necrophilia and milking are really just the start.
* ''[[Fight Club]]'' features very good-looking, shirtless, sweaty men... who then often have their noses broken, their teeth knocked out, or their faces otherwise caved in.
** And the above caption features [[Edward Norton]] [[Marshmallow Hell|being squashed by Bob's bitch tits]].
* In both of Rob Zombie's ''[[Halloween (film)|Halloween]]'' films [[Danielle Harris]] has nude scenes. In them, she is freaking out and slowly dying in a pool of her own blood.
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* ''[[P2]]'': Rachel Nichols spends nearly the whole film running around in just a white dress with her cleavage on display... while being chased around a deserted parking garage by a creepy, evil security guard with a gun and a rottweiler.
* ''[[Dead Man's Shoes]]'': Gang leader Sonny forces a girl to have sex with Anthony, a developmentally disabled teenager being bullied by a gang.
* ''[[Cabin Fever (film)|Cabin Fever]]'', has the infamous [[Nightmare Fuel|leg shaving scene]], but perhaps more egregious is [[Jordan Ladd]], who starts decaying before the others, starting with her thigh, leading to the also -infamous "that's not her pussy" scene.
** In the sequel, there is a scene at the very end with a [[Sexy Schoolgirl]] stripper with a burst cold sore on her lip (our first clue that things will go Very Wrong). We see her act, overall okay, though she seems a bit tired, until she takes off her bra to reveal that her breasts are ''covered'' in pustules. One of her admirers in the audience indicates that he'd still tap that.
* ''[[The Boondock Saints]]''. [[Willem Dafoe]] in bed, shirtless, [[Yaoi Guys|with a cute Asian guy]]? Pretty good [[Fan Service]], if you're into that. Willem Dafoe crossdressing to infiltrate the [[Big Bad|Big Bad's]] hideout, seducing one of the guards, and then shooting said guard in cold blood when he [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|notices his manhood]]? [[Big No|Oh no stop no stop no stop no stop no]].
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* In the movie ''[[Lifeforce]]'', the main characters are hunting a space vampire who looks like an attractive young woman who doesn't wear any clothes. Firmly fanservice, but when she visits a man in his dreams after she's made a mental connection to him, she proceeds to make out with him while lightning is engulfing the room and animalistic shrieks and howls can be heard all around them.
* What's that? One of the major characters in [[Sherlock Holmes (film)|Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows]] has a scene in the nude? Excellent! Is it [[Robert Downey, Jr.]]? [[Jude Law]]? [[Noomi Rapace]]? {{spoiler|No, it's [[Stephen Fry]].}}
* There's a scene in ''[[The Black Dahlia]]'' where the cops watch a lesbian porn film. Said film features an actress who was brutally murdered, but the filmmakers deliberately prevent it from being sexy at all with shots of the actress in tears as she's doing the various sex acts, making it look like a rape video. One of the detectives actually throws something across the room in disgust at the film.
* ''[[Star Trek V: The Final Frontier]]''. Which is worse: Uhura--whose actress is 57-years-old--doing a naked fan dance? Or the three-breasted catgirl stripper?
* ''[[Crazy Heart]]'': The endlessly beautiful and sexy [[Maggie Gyllenhaal]] having sex with... [[The Big Lebowski|The Dude]]? [[Go Mad from the Revelation|Oh God, no no no no no no no...]]
* ''[[Bram Stoker's Dracula]]'' has the scene with Jonathan and the three Brides start off as straight Fanservice. All three women are topless and well endowed. But then the fangs come out and you realize you're basically watching a rape scene. There's another one later on that doesn't even pretend to be Fanservice. Jonathan is shirtless in this one but the Brides are actively draining his blood and he's also aged a bit because of it.
* The opening scene of ''[[Zombieland]]'' features many hilarious [[Black Comedy]] scenes of zombies chasing humans, including a ''zombie stripper'' chasing a guy in a business suit, clearly a customer of whatever risque club she was performing at. Covered in blood, partially decayed, the zombie stripper is wearing only a g-string with dollar bills still tucked in it, downright hilarious but not even close to arousing.
* ''[[The Abyss]]'' has a brief flash of Lindsey's breasts in one scene, but seeing as this is because she's nearly drowned and the other members of the cast are about to apply CPR, it's doubtful many fans were aroused. Still, the scene does take the standard [[Clean Pretty Reliable]] approach to it, so it could have looked far worse.
* ''[[wikipedia:Him (film)|Him]]'' is a notoriously bad porn film made in 1974 about a priest with a sexual fixation on Jesus Christ. [[Take Our Word for It]], it's [[So Bad It's Horrible|as bad as it sounds]]. Film critic [[Michael Medved]] "awarded" this movie the title of Most Unerotic Concept in Pornography in his book ''[[wikipedia:The Golden Turkey Awards|The Golden Turkey Awards]].''
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