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{{quote| ''"A fiddler on the roof... Sounds crazy, no? But here in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a fiddler on the roof, trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune without breaking his neck."''}}
{{quote|''"A fiddler on the roof... Sounds crazy, no? But here in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a fiddler on the roof, trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune without breaking his neck."''}}




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** And he tries to tell God "As the Good Book says ..." before realizing that ...God already knows what the Good Book says
** And he tries to tell God "As the Good Book says ..." before realizing that ...God already knows what the Good Book says
** Subverted in that he makes up most of the quotes or gets them wrong.
** Subverted in that he makes up most of the quotes or gets them wrong.
{{quote| Yes, well, ''somewhere,'' it says '''''something''''' about a chicken.}}
{{quote|Yes, well, ''somewhere,'' it says '''''something''''' about a chicken.}}
* [[Awesome McCoolname]]: Lazar Wolf
* [[Awesome McCoolname]]: Lazar Wolf
* [[Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other]] - Tevye and Golde, who after nearly 30 years of bickering, child bearing, and drudgery, realize that they really do love each other.
* [[Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other]] - Tevye and Golde, who after nearly 30 years of bickering, child bearing, and drudgery, realize that they really do love each other.
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* [[Geeky Turn On]] - Motel, the town tailor. Also {{spoiler|Chava and Fyedka, who meet at the bookseller}}.
* [[Geeky Turn On]] - Motel, the town tailor. Also {{spoiler|Chava and Fyedka, who meet at the bookseller}}.
* [[Gossip Evolution]] - "The Rumour"
* [[Gossip Evolution]] - "The Rumour"
{{quote| "Golde's been arrested, and Hodel's gone to Kiev! Motel studies dancing, and Tevye's acting strange. Shprintze has the measels, and Bielke has the mumps."<br />
{{quote|"Golde's been arrested, and Hodel's gone to Kiev! Motel studies dancing, and Tevye's acting strange. Shprintze has the measels, and Bielke has the mumps."
"And that's what comes from men and women dancing!" }}
"And that's what comes from men and women dancing!" }}
* [[Grief Song]] - "Chavaleh"
* [[Grief Song]] - "Chavaleh"
** Although, if you actually listen to the lyrics, the whole THING is a sort of grief-song. Even "L'Chaim", one of the boisterous upbeat songs, has the lyrics:
** Although, if you actually listen to the lyrics, the whole THING is a sort of grief-song. Even "L'Chaim", one of the boisterous upbeat songs, has the lyrics:
{{quote| "May all your futures be pleasant ones,<br />
{{quote|"May all your futures be pleasant ones,
Not like our present ones...<br />
Not like our present ones...
It takes a wedding to make us say,<br />
It takes a wedding to make us say,
"Let's live another day..." }}
"Let's live another day..." }}
** ...Wow. I just looked up the lyrics to the song and reread them. [http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/fiddlerontheroof/tolife.htm You're totally right.]
** ...Wow. I just looked up the lyrics to the song and reread them. [http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/fiddlerontheroof/tolife.htm You're totally right.]
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* [[I Have No Son|I Have No Daughter]]- {{spoiler|Tevye to Chava}}.
* [[I Have No Son|I Have No Daughter]]- {{spoiler|Tevye to Chava}}.
* [[Inconvenient Itch]]: One character invokes this to another:
* [[Inconvenient Itch]]: One character invokes this to another:
{{quote| "May he get an itch he cannot scratch!" }}
{{quote|"May he get an itch he cannot scratch!" }}
* [[Incredibly Long Note]]: Fyedka's "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaar..." in "L'Chaim." It is not uncommon for betting to be going on backstage about when the actor will pass out. (Answer: not before he gets his applause, dammit!)
* [[Incredibly Long Note]]: Fyedka's "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaar..." in "L'Chaim." It is not uncommon for betting to be going on backstage about when the actor will pass out. (Answer: not before he gets his applause, dammit!)
* [[Informed Judaism]] - [[Averted Trope|averted]].
* [[Informed Judaism]] - [[Averted Trope|averted]].
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* [[Mother Russia Makes You Strong]]
* [[Mother Russia Makes You Strong]]
* [[My God, You Are Serious]]:
* [[My God, You Are Serious]]:
{{quote| '''Tevye:''' Thank you, your honor. You are a good man. If I may say so, it's too bad you're not a Jew. <br />
{{quote|'''Tevye:''' Thank you, your honor. You are a good man. If I may say so, it's too bad you're not a Jew.
'''Constable:''' [laughs] That's what I like about you, Tevye. You're always joking. }}
'''Constable:''' [laughs] That's what I like about you, Tevye. You're always joking. }}
** Awkward silence ensues as the Constable realizes Tevye was not joking.
** Awkward silence ensues as the Constable realizes Tevye was not joking.
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* [[Nice Jewish Boy]] - Motel. Though in perhaps a bit of an aversion, [[Jewish Mother|Golde]] would prefer her daughter to marry a rich older man like Lazar Wolf.
* [[Nice Jewish Boy]] - Motel. Though in perhaps a bit of an aversion, [[Jewish Mother|Golde]] would prefer her daughter to marry a rich older man like Lazar Wolf.
* [[Oh Crap]] - Tevye gets one when he realises he has to tell his wife about their daughter's change in marriage plans.
* [[Oh Crap]] - Tevye gets one when he realises he has to tell his wife about their daughter's change in marriage plans.
{{quote| Golde! What am I going to tell Golde?!}}
{{quote|Golde! What am I going to tell Golde?!}}
* [[One Dialogue, Two Conversations]]: Are Tevye and Lazar talking about a milk cow, or about Tzeitel?
* [[One Dialogue, Two Conversations]]: Are Tevye and Lazar talking about a milk cow, or about Tzeitel?
* [[One-Scene Wonder]] - Fruma Sarah. It's also a theatre role where hamming it up is required, along with a harness (or a cast member with a sturdy set of shoulders).
* [[One-Scene Wonder]] - Fruma Sarah. It's also a theatre role where hamming it up is required, along with a harness (or a cast member with a sturdy set of shoulders).
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* [[Slap Slap Kiss]] - Hodel and Perchik.
* [[Slap Slap Kiss]] - Hodel and Perchik.
* [[Smite Me Oh Mighty Smiter]]
* [[Smite Me Oh Mighty Smiter]]
{{quote| '''Perchik''': "Money is the curse of the world."<br />
{{quote|'''Perchik''': "Money is the curse of the world."
'''Tevye''' [shouting to the Heavens]: "May God Smite me with it! [[Large Ham|AND MAY I ''NEVER'' RECOVER!]]" }}
'''Tevye''' [shouting to the Heavens]: "May God Smite me with it! [[Large Ham|AND MAY I ''NEVER'' RECOVER!]]" }}
* [[Stealth Insult]] - "Is there a proper blessing for the czar?" "Yes. 'May God bless and keep the czar... far away from us!'"
* [[Stealth Insult]] - "Is there a proper blessing for the czar?" "Yes. 'May God bless and keep the czar... far away from us!'"
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* [[That Russian Squat Dance]]
* [[That Russian Squat Dance]]
* [[That Wasn't a Request]]: When Perchik and Hodel tell Tevye (Hodel's father) of their engagement and he blusters that he won't allow it:
* [[That Wasn't a Request]]: When Perchik and Hodel tell Tevye (Hodel's father) of their engagement and he blusters that he won't allow it:
{{quote| '''Hodel''': You don't understand, Papa.<br />
{{quote|'''Hodel''': You don't understand, Papa.
'''Tevye''': I understand, I understand, because I said yes to Motel and Tzietel you feel you also have the right, but my answer is still no.<br />
'''Tevye''': I understand, I understand, because I said yes to Motel and Tzietel you feel you also have the right, but my answer is still no.
'''Perchik''': No, Reb Tevye. You don't understand. We're not asking for your permission. }}
'''Perchik''': No, Reb Tevye. You don't understand. We're not asking for your permission. }}
* [[This Is Sparta]] - "Now I have piece of advice for you: This. Is still. My land. Get. Off. My. Land."
* [[This Is Sparta]] - "Now I have piece of advice for you: This. Is still. My land. Get. Off. My. Land."