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{{quote|''"A fiddler on the roof... Sounds crazy, no? But here in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a fiddler on the roof, trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune without breaking his neck."''}} |
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** And he tries to tell God "As the Good Book says ..." before realizing that ...God already knows what the Good Book says |
** And he tries to tell God "As the Good Book says ..." before realizing that ...God already knows what the Good Book says |
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** Subverted in that he makes up most of the quotes or gets them wrong. |
** Subverted in that he makes up most of the quotes or gets them wrong. |
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{{quote|Yes, well, ''somewhere,'' it says '''''something''''' about a chicken.}} |
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* [[Awesome McCoolname]]: Lazar Wolf |
* [[Awesome McCoolname]]: Lazar Wolf |
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* [[Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other]] - Tevye and Golde, who after nearly 30 years of bickering, child bearing, and drudgery, realize that they really do love each other. |
* [[Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other]] - Tevye and Golde, who after nearly 30 years of bickering, child bearing, and drudgery, realize that they really do love each other. |
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* [[Geeky Turn On]] - Motel, the town tailor. Also {{spoiler|Chava and Fyedka, who meet at the bookseller}}. |
* [[Geeky Turn On]] - Motel, the town tailor. Also {{spoiler|Chava and Fyedka, who meet at the bookseller}}. |
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* [[Gossip Evolution]] - "The Rumour" |
* [[Gossip Evolution]] - "The Rumour" |
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{{quote|"Golde's been arrested, and Hodel's gone to Kiev! Motel studies dancing, and Tevye's acting strange. Shprintze has the measels, and Bielke has the mumps." |
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"And that's what comes from men and women dancing!" }} |
"And that's what comes from men and women dancing!" }} |
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* [[Grief Song]] - "Chavaleh" |
* [[Grief Song]] - "Chavaleh" |
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** Although, if you actually listen to the lyrics, the whole THING is a sort of grief-song. Even "L'Chaim", one of the boisterous upbeat songs, has the lyrics: |
** Although, if you actually listen to the lyrics, the whole THING is a sort of grief-song. Even "L'Chaim", one of the boisterous upbeat songs, has the lyrics: |
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{{quote|"May all your futures be pleasant ones, |
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Not like our present ones... |
Not like our present ones... |
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It takes a wedding to make us say, |
It takes a wedding to make us say, |
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"Let's live another day..." }} |
"Let's live another day..." }} |
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** ...Wow. I just looked up the lyrics to the song and reread them. [http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/fiddlerontheroof/tolife.htm You're totally right.] |
** ...Wow. I just looked up the lyrics to the song and reread them. [http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/fiddlerontheroof/tolife.htm You're totally right.] |
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* [[I Have No Son|I Have No Daughter]]- {{spoiler|Tevye to Chava}}. |
* [[I Have No Son|I Have No Daughter]]- {{spoiler|Tevye to Chava}}. |
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* [[Inconvenient Itch]]: One character invokes this to another: |
* [[Inconvenient Itch]]: One character invokes this to another: |
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{{quote|"May he get an itch he cannot scratch!" }} |
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* [[Incredibly Long Note]]: Fyedka's "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaar..." in "L'Chaim." It is not uncommon for betting to be going on backstage about when the actor will pass out. (Answer: not before he gets his applause, dammit!) |
* [[Incredibly Long Note]]: Fyedka's "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaar..." in "L'Chaim." It is not uncommon for betting to be going on backstage about when the actor will pass out. (Answer: not before he gets his applause, dammit!) |
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* [[Informed Judaism]] - [[Averted Trope|averted]]. |
* [[Informed Judaism]] - [[Averted Trope|averted]]. |
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* [[Mother Russia Makes You Strong]] |
* [[Mother Russia Makes You Strong]] |
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* [[My God, You Are Serious]]: |
* [[My God, You Are Serious]]: |
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{{quote|'''Tevye:''' Thank you, your honor. You are a good man. If I may say so, it's too bad you're not a Jew. |
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'''Constable:''' [laughs] That's what I like about you, Tevye. You're always joking. }} |
'''Constable:''' [laughs] That's what I like about you, Tevye. You're always joking. }} |
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** Awkward silence ensues as the Constable realizes Tevye was not joking. |
** Awkward silence ensues as the Constable realizes Tevye was not joking. |
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* [[Nice Jewish Boy]] - Motel. Though in perhaps a bit of an aversion, [[Jewish Mother|Golde]] would prefer her daughter to marry a rich older man like Lazar Wolf. |
* [[Nice Jewish Boy]] - Motel. Though in perhaps a bit of an aversion, [[Jewish Mother|Golde]] would prefer her daughter to marry a rich older man like Lazar Wolf. |
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* [[Oh Crap]] - Tevye gets one when he realises he has to tell his wife about their daughter's change in marriage plans. |
* [[Oh Crap]] - Tevye gets one when he realises he has to tell his wife about their daughter's change in marriage plans. |
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{{quote|Golde! What am I going to tell Golde?!}} |
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* [[One Dialogue, Two Conversations]]: Are Tevye and Lazar talking about a milk cow, or about Tzeitel? |
* [[One Dialogue, Two Conversations]]: Are Tevye and Lazar talking about a milk cow, or about Tzeitel? |
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* [[One-Scene Wonder]] - Fruma Sarah. It's also a theatre role where hamming it up is required, along with a harness (or a cast member with a sturdy set of shoulders). |
* [[One-Scene Wonder]] - Fruma Sarah. It's also a theatre role where hamming it up is required, along with a harness (or a cast member with a sturdy set of shoulders). |
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* [[Slap Slap Kiss]] - Hodel and Perchik. |
* [[Slap Slap Kiss]] - Hodel and Perchik. |
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* [[Smite Me Oh Mighty Smiter]] |
* [[Smite Me Oh Mighty Smiter]] |
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{{quote|'''Perchik''': "Money is the curse of the world." |
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'''Tevye''' [shouting to the Heavens]: "May God Smite me with it! [[Large Ham|AND MAY I ''NEVER'' RECOVER!]]" }} |
'''Tevye''' [shouting to the Heavens]: "May God Smite me with it! [[Large Ham|AND MAY I ''NEVER'' RECOVER!]]" }} |
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* [[Stealth Insult]] - "Is there a proper blessing for the czar?" "Yes. 'May God bless and keep the czar... far away from us!'" |
* [[Stealth Insult]] - "Is there a proper blessing for the czar?" "Yes. 'May God bless and keep the czar... far away from us!'" |
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* [[That Russian Squat Dance]] |
* [[That Russian Squat Dance]] |
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* [[That Wasn't a Request]]: When Perchik and Hodel tell Tevye (Hodel's father) of their engagement and he blusters that he won't allow it: |
* [[That Wasn't a Request]]: When Perchik and Hodel tell Tevye (Hodel's father) of their engagement and he blusters that he won't allow it: |
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{{quote|'''Hodel''': You don't understand, Papa. |
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'''Tevye''': I understand, I understand, because I said yes to Motel and Tzietel you feel you also have the right, but my answer is still no. |
'''Tevye''': I understand, I understand, because I said yes to Motel and Tzietel you feel you also have the right, but my answer is still no. |
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'''Perchik''': No, Reb Tevye. You don't understand. We're not asking for your permission. }} |
'''Perchik''': No, Reb Tevye. You don't understand. We're not asking for your permission. }} |
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* [[This Is Sparta]] - "Now I have piece of advice for you: This. Is still. My land. Get. Off. My. Land." |
* [[This Is Sparta]] - "Now I have piece of advice for you: This. Is still. My land. Get. Off. My. Land." |