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* How your team enters the Burmecian Palace: [[Lady of War|Freya]] leaps fifty metres into the air and onto a balcony ([[Jump Physics|Goddamn Dragoons...]]); [[Chivalrous Pervert|Zidane]] climbs a statue to reach the windows; [[The Woobie|Vivi]] tries to follow but trips and falls flat on his face; and of course, [[Big Eater|Quina]] loses interest and waddles off to look for food.
* In the first small town you stop over in (Dali Village), the party splits off for a bit to explore the town. Zidane finds Dagger in the weapons shop, checking out a bulletin board, and there's a few seconds of both Zidane and Dagger looking back and forth like it was a tennis game, until she even realises he's there.
** Garnet pretends to act like a normal country girl when she meets an old farmer woman. She catches an oglop and the woman remarks that most girls hate them so Garnet [[Eek!
** Zidane "accidentally" grabbing Dagger's ass while climbing a ladder. "Ooo, soft..."
** There's also the bit when Vivi and Garnet go into a combined [[Heroic BSOD]]<ref>Vivi realising he was merely manufactured like all black mages; Garnet realising her moher was responsible for it</ref>. Goes from serious to funny when Zidane's reaction basically boils down to "blow all this for a bag of chips" and drags them along as he makes a run for it.
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** Also worth noting is the scene in which Garnet drugs the rest of the party with Sleeping Weed so she and Steiner can escape. Steiner initially begins to fall unconscious with the rest of them, before Garnet points out that she did not put any in his food. His reaction is something along the lines of "...oh hey, look at that, I'm fine." It's pretty safe to say that any scene involving Steiner on the first couple of discs is bound to be a Funny Moment.
* Escaping from the third Black Waltz makes for a cutscene that is both awesome and [https://web.archive.org/web/20190918171051/http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00051.jpg hilarious.]
* "Wow, even the oglops are big in Lindblum..."
* Worth noting in the prologue to the Lindblum Hunting Festival is the overly enthusiastic monster breeder who actually yells [[Pokémon|"Go, Zaghnol!"]]
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== Disc 3 ==
* This troper can't be the only one who burst out laughing when the potion Doctor Tot mixed to turn Cid back into a human turned him into {{spoiler|a frog instead.}}
* While looking for the potions in the Business District in Lindblum, you have the option of asking [[Non-Player Character|NPCs]] about the potions. One man says this: "Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker! Ask somebody else!"
* Then there's what happens when Quina arrives in Lindblum and runs into an old woman selling pickles. S/He gets into major trouble when s/he has no money to pay. If Zidane comes to fetch Quina before going on the Blue Narciss, this scene occurs:
{{quote|'''Zidane''': Hey Quina! Where've you been?
'''Quina''': Zidane! I so glad you here! This person very scary, I need help!
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* When Zidane runs back into the Iifa Tree to retrieve {{spoiler|Kuja}}, he runs like mad past the thrashing roots and falls into the hollow trunk, where he finally finds the guy... then we go into bullet time as [[The Matrix|the camera rotates around the both of them for dramatic pause...]] but instead of making the dramatic save, Zidane plummets the rest of the way and hits the bottom in an anticlimactic [[Looney Tunes]] puff of dust. You can just catch him trying to frogpaddle out of it before that.
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