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Music

Series

  • Most anything Dave says but especially: "It's not a fucking school play production. It's the bird." (Dave to the guys when trying to show them how to flip someone the bird).
  • Flight of the Conchords has a number of these, but this is one of the best:
 

Sinjay (threatingly): I'm going to count to 10!
(awkward silence)
Jermaine: Are you counting in your head?
Sinjay: Yes.
Jermaine: What number are you up to?
Sinjay: Seven.
(Jermaine and Bret run away)

 
  • Murray telling the guys about when he was in the New Zealand army, while in fort they made in their bedroom.
 

Murray: And one time... my whole platoon had to drink their own urine.
Bret: Oh, were you lost?
Murray: No, we were drunk. It was a party game. I didn't really like that part of the army. More tea, Jemaine?