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{{trope}}
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[[Battle Cry]] for the [[Mad Scientist]], the [[Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate]], [[Gadgeteer Genius]] and [[Science Hero]].
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# [[Professor Guinea Pig|Where]] [[Guinea Pig Family|will I]] get [[Innocent Bystanders|test]] [[Disposable Vagrant|subjects?]]
# Can we make sure ''willing'' subjects are informed of all the risks involved in testing my dangerous untested invention?
# [[Scale of Scientific Sins|Are]] [[Strapped to An Operating Table|these]] [[Aesoptinum|experiments]] [[TheydThey Would Cut You Up|ethical?]] Is [[Phlebotinum Rebel]]lion likely?
# [[Gone Horribly Wrong|Will it]] [[Turned Against Their Masters|rise up]] [[A.I. Is a Crapshoot|against humanity]] and/or [[Hoist by His Own Petard|eat me?]]
# How will I fund my research, and how can I make money off of it? (What? [[Cut Lex Luthor a Check|These are legitimate questions!]])
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{{examples}}
== [[Anime]] &and [[Manga]] ==
 
== [[Anime]] & [[Manga]] ==
* Durstan, Stan Lee's [[Author Avatar]], in the manga ''[[Ultimo]]'', created two highly-destructive robotic embodiments of good and evil, with weaponry capable of annihilating cities if not nations, all because he was curious which force was stronger. To further salt the wound, he admits that their fights could last indefinitely and ultimately end the world.
* ''[[Bleach]]'''s [[Mad Scientist|Mayuri]] [[Psycho for Hire|Kurotsuchi]] and Szayel Aporro Granz.
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* Doctor Stein from ''[[Soul Eater]]'' has the battle cry of "I am going to dissect you!" before he starts to fight. It's not just based for his fights alone, though he has said it to Crona and Medusa (who [[Foe Yay|he might want to do even more with...]] [[Interplay of Sex and Violence|or not.]] [[Conveniently-Common Kink|Either way, she'd probably like it]].), and in the anime, let's not forget Marie, he has also dissected his best friend repeatedly for years without him noticing, and wants to dissect the boss's son. He also dissected an endangered bird in his homeroom class. For his own amusement. All of this seems to have even caused a [[Running Gag]] amongst the fans.
* Arachne's creation of the Demon Weapons suggests this. We're not given an explanation why she put Eibon's work into practice, only that she did so. If Medusa does have a masterplan to deal with the Kishin, her enjoyment of her methods - and justification to Stein - rather suggests she is in part doing stuff for the scientific hell of it.
* Lloyd in ''[[Code Geass]]'', so much. When he gets the chance, he even asks "I wonder if you'd let me analyze that Geass... For Science, of course." Subverted, in that it is explained that he uses the "For Science" mentality to avoid the emotional stress of losing friends, and in a later episode what he says to Nina implies that it's also so that he won't feel the responsibility for making weapons that kill a lot of people.
 
Subverted, in that it is explained that he uses the "For Science" mentality to avoid the emotional stress of losing friends, and in a later episode what he says to Nina implies that it's also so that he won't feel the responsibility for making weapons that kill a lot of people.
* Werner Locksmith in ''[[Planetes]]'', who named his ship the von Braun (after his namesake) stands as a rare realistic, serious study of this trope. Science is Love + Love is Pain = [[Tear Jerker|reader bawls]].
{{quote|"It's okay, I won't be replaced even if I blow up one or two research facilities. Do you know why? Because I am a man of exceptional talent who can only love spaceships."}}
* ''[[Darker than Black]]'' features the [[Affably Evil|whimsical]] Dr. Schrader, who works for [[The Syndicate]] because of the opportunities it gives him to research. At their bequest, he creates a device which will {{spoiler|wipe out all Contractors and Dolls, even though he has no real grudge against them}}. If said device didn't work as planned, it's quite plausible it would have killed ''everyone on earth'', but Schraeder still tries to start it up, even with [[No Plans, No Prototype, No Backup]]. When {{spoiler|the protagonist manages to prevent the genocide by destroying the machine}}, far from being angry, Dr. Schrader is impressed as it gives him something new to study.
* In ''[[ToA AruCertain Majutsu noMagical Index]]'', this trope seems to be the driving force of most of Academy City's scientists, doing crazy, incredibly dangerous and downright evil experiments just to make a Level 6 Esper. {{spoiler|And according to Telestina Lifeline, this is the ''entire'' purpose of Academy City.}}
* ''[[Midori Days]]'': Let's have Dr. Shirou]] give us his point of view: "'''[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/midori_no_hibi/v03/c024/15.html SCIENCE IS JUSTICE!! SCIENCE IS TRUTH!!]"''' Thank you doctor.
* In [[Katekyo Hitman Reborn]], Verde not only willingly ''electrocutes'' a 5-year old (albeit a very annoying, electricity-proof one), but attempts to kill a 15 year old mafia boss, and numerous other things that make him kind of an antagonistic [[Jerkass]], all in the name of science.
* ''[[Franken Fran]]'' is dedicated to preserving life, cultivating love, and if those are absent, she'll do it For Science!! Even when taking a case for the two former reasons, it'll still be a case study in [[Weird Science]].
* In ''[[Naruto]]'': Kabuto's motivation for his alliances with Orochimaru and later Madara.
* In ''[[Claymore]]'', Dae seems to exist solely to be overjoyed at seeing one of his [[Eldritch Abomination|pro]][[The Virus|ject]] going [[Gone Horribly Wrong|Horribly Wrong]] or [[Gone Horribly Right|Horribly Right]].
 
 
== [[ComicsComic Books]] ==
* An issue of the Postboot ''[[Legion of Super-Heroes (comics)|Legion of Super-Heroes]]'' features a group of (faux-)suicide-bombing space scientists, the Objective Order, on a rampage against mystical forces, "For science!!"
* In ''[[X-Men]] 41'', there's a scientist who invents a nuclear-powered machine that both creates earthquakes and irradiates the ground. His colleagues think he's nuts for inventing such a dangerous weapon, but he assures them it will only be used for the benefit of mankind.
* In one ''[[Dilbert]]'' comic, Dilbert invents a quantum computer capable of interacting with matter in a parallel universe to solve complex equations. Dogbert points out that according to Chaos Theory, the shifts he causes could very well destroy the other universe. Dilbert's response? "[[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Shift happens]]." (And Dogbert adds "Fire it up.")
* Occasionally the Batman [[Rogues Gallery|rogue]] Scarecrow is portrayed as using his Fear Toxin on people For Science!. Other times, it is part of his backstory - he ''began'' by studying how fear works simply For Science!, but eventually becomes so obsessed with it that he crosses over into [[Mad Scientist]] territory.
* In ''Heroic Age: Villains'', ex-Nazi scientist Baron Wernher von Blitzschlag's "goal" is listed as "challenges". Indisputably a genius, the ancient man seeks nothing more than an endeavor that will distract him for more than a moment. Products of this desire include Ragnarok (a crazed clone of Thor) and KIA (a crazed clone of MVP).
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== Fan Works ==
* In the fan-film ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20191121060921/http://www.returnoftheghostbusters.com/ Return of the Ghostbusters]'', [[Designated Villain]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Dr. Konstantine]] tells TV audiences that if the amulet he has discovered does, as theorized, hold the powers of Egyptian god Anubis, he'd like "to harness the power as a weapon... for the benefit of mankind, of course."
* ''[[Luminosity]]'': Addy claims this is why she's so interested in witches. Given what we know of her, she's either [[True Neutral|telling]] the [[Chaotic Neutral|truth]], [[Alternate Character Interpretation|or]] a [[Hidden Agenda Villain]]. She's ''probably'' this trope, though.
* ''[[MythBusters]]'' vs. ''[[My Little Pony]]'' on [http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=theartrix#/d3bmtq1 Deviantart]
* Uxie from the ''[[Poke Wars]]'' series joined Ho-oh's [[Kill All Humans]] coalition solely because he believes extinction of humanity would advance the progress of the world. This trope is also the very reason that he's implied to plan on {{spoiler|clone Ash}}, something he's well aware Ho-oh would never approve of.
 
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suazwrc2RPU ''I Am A Scientist'' by the Dandy Warhols.] Also the (unrelated) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN9x6zckn18 Guided By Voices] song by the same name.
* Neil Innes' "For The Benefit Of Mankind", possibly the most benign and harmless manifestation of this trope ever:
{{quote|"''I've seen pandas on the wing
''Heard the brontosaurus sing
''And I've measured balls of string
''For the benefit of mankind
''(For the benefit of mankind) }}
 
{{quote|''I've untangled tambourines
''Disinfected aubergines
''Looped a loop in submarines
''For the benefit of mankind
''(For the benefit of mankind)..." }}
* [[Duran Duran]] wrote "Playing With Uranium" about the Nuclear Boy Scout, but takes a cheerfully twisted direction with it, proposing "reinventing the human race" as "light entertainment."
 
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== New Media ==
* One image in the Comedy Goldmine section of the website [[Something Awful]] depicts a young Goon trying to see if he won't get stung by a bee if he "steps on it really really fast"... For Science!, of course! He actually even says "For Science!!" It... doesn't work out so well for the kid.
 
 
== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
* In one ''[[Dilbert]]'' comic, Dilbert invents a quantum computer capable of interacting with matter in a parallel universe to solve complex equations. Dogbert points out that according to Chaos Theory, the shifts he causes could very well destroy the other universe. Dilbert's response? "[[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Shift happens]]." (And Dogbert adds "Fire it up.")
 
 
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** This is [[Hypocritical Humor|completely different]]. [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140730 ''This'' makes ''perfect sense!'']
** [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140929 Anything] can be ''for science!''
* A [https://web.archive.org/web/20131210081810/http://dresdencodak.com/cartoons/dc_051.html flashback] in ''[[Dresden Codak]]'' demonstrates Kimiko's [[Gadgeteer Genius]] potential:
{{quote|'''Young Kimiko:''' I must find a thing called "biscuits".... I will do science to it.}}
* [http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20071208.html This] strip from ''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]],'' guest-starring [[Tenchi Muyo!|Washu Chan,]] [[Bloom County|Oliver Wendell Jones,]] and [[Captain Marvel|Dr. Thaddeus Bodog Sivana.]]
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** Another example from ''[[xkcd]]'' in [http://www.xkcd.com/583/ this strip].
** Also illustrated quite nicely [http://xkcd.com/242/ here].
** Found on the ''xkcd'' website, drawn by Randall Munroe, but technically not ''xkcd'': [https://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20171223021728/https://xkcd.com/asmarterplanet// Conservation]
* ''[[The Cyantian Chronicles]]:'' (And For Art!) Why else would Genoworks Exotica genetically engineer people like winged kangaroos, potpourri skunk people and psychic raccoons.
* Aside from the page image, [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1672#comic this] strip has "The F*** Not" as the science's answer to "Why?" (In this case, Why {{spoiler|bears with jet packs}}?)
* ''[[Bob the Angry Flower]]'' does this a lot. From unravelling the universe to see what happens (what happens involves a metal pipe if he tries to push the button), to building a robot designed to love, just for the data.
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20100425033957/http://stringtheory.nfshost.com/comics/pagenine/ String Theory]'' uses it here to great effect.
* In ''Accursed Dragon'' Doctor sharpe is seen holding a turtle over a candle to see if it sweats. Why? [http://www.accurseddragon.com/site/index.php/archive/samples/ "Science, my dear. SCIENCE!"]{{Dead link}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20111115101950/http://www.evildivacomics.com/?p=486 The pretext for following] [[Evil Diva (webcomic)|Evil Diva]]
* ''[[Nicky510 ]]'':
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20110830071024/http://www.nicky510.com/comic/impure-research/ "Now that's what I call doin' some SCIENCE!"]
** Revisited in Nicky510 [https://web.archive.org/web/20110901053827/http://www.nicky510.com/comic/science-do-it-because-its-there/ here].
* ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'' [[Fourth Wall Mail Slot|Q&A]] has a team of [[Mad Scientist|mad scientists]] led by [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-12-31 Dr.Germahn]. The last addition is Chika, who always remembers to "[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-07-25 approach everything scientifically]", according to herself. This just [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-02-09 happens] to [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-02-16 deflect] Liza's mischief [[Hoist by His Own Petard|back on herself]] by pure coincidence.
* ''[[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]'' helpfully points out the versatility of the phrase in [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1202 this comic].
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== Web Original ==
* ''[[The Spoony Experiment|]]'': Dr. Insano]] uses "With SCIENCE, of course!" as his [[Catch Phrase]], and tends to lean towards the destructive side of scientific research if his orbital death ray and his taking control of Neutro are any indication. Some of his inventions, however, such as the [[Unobtanium|raritanium-powered]] anti-magic field generator, or [[Take That|getting an Atari Jaguar CD to run]], might have peaceful applications. Not that he acknowledges this, as he's [[Card-Carrying Villain|quite open]] about wishing to use them for death, destruction and [[Take Over the World|world conquest]]. This inevitably carries over into all other series that Dr. Insano makes cameos in, such as ''[[Kickassia]]''.
{{quote|'''Dr. Insano''': Ha! Your super-conductor electromagnetism is no match for SCIENCE!
'''Nostalgia Critic''': But, it is science!
'''Dr. Insano''': WELL, I'M SCIENCIER! }}
* ''[[Homestar Runner]]'':
** [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] seems to think that "saying something smart" involves dressing in a lab coat, holding up a beaker, and shouting, "Science! Science again! I said science again!"
** A more direct example is when Strong Bad is asked by a fan what would happen if someone poked Pom Pom (a character who resembles a giant balloon) with a pin. After attempting said experiment (it didn't end well... for him), he says "It had to be done in the name of science. Or more accurately, because some kid emailed me and told me to."
* SARGE, of ''[[Red vs. Blue]]'':
{{quote|'''Sarge''': Simmons this is no time to chat about your crackpot theories! I'll get the levitation ray! This is a crisis situation. Now to save us all, for science!}}
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* Gordon Freeman brings this up in ''[[Freeman's Mind]]'' regarding the development of the atomic bomb, and how the scientists pressed on despite fears that it would "catch the atmosphere on fire and burn up the whole planet." In reality, they had already determined that this was impossible by the time they actually tested the bomb.
* Catchphrase of Lim the Weaponsmith/Scientist from the MMORPG ''[[Dragon Fable]]'' ... who is constantly at odds with Cysero, who is For Magic and batshit insane experiments that can actually destroy the world (or a large portion of it).
 
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* On ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'', Professor Richard Impossible conducted an experiment that blew up in his face. It granted him incredible stretching powers, but left his family with painful and hideous mutations. Not only is he completely unsympathetic to their plight, but he treats them like prisoners most of the time. Impossible is a thinly-veiled parody of ''The [[Fantastic Four]]'''s Reed Richards, who has slipped into this trope from [[Reed Richards Is Useless]] more than once (most recently{{when}} during ''[[Civil War (Comic Book)|Civil War]]''). Impossible's crowning moment of For Science! was when confronted by his wife that their son was missing, he ignores her and handwaves it:
{{quote|"What could possibly be more important than your own son?"
"... sssssssssssscience?" }}
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* [[Lampshaded]] in an episode of ''[[Danny Phantom]]'', when Danny asked his dad how much he would get paid for helping out in the lab. "I pay you to mow the lawn. ''This'' you'll do for the love of ''science''!"
* Self-proclaimed [[Evil Genius]] Jumba Jookiba from ''[[Lilo and Stitch]]'' seems to have created his genetic experiments just for the heck of it. Although he delights in describing the evil applications of his creations, he seems to have no grand plans for them. In the original movie, he notes that he never gave Experiment 626 (Stitch) a higher purpose.
** That's right - For Science! has actually managed to create good.
* In Disney's ''[[Gargoyles]]'', there may have been commercial applications for the Gargoyle genome, the procedure to create Mutates, or cloning, but Dr. Anton Sevarius only seemed interested in research and experimentation for its own sake. From the Bad Guys comic:
{{quote|'''Sevarius:''' For science, which, as my associate Fang indicated, must ever move forward. Plus, there's the money. And I do so love... THE DRAMA!"}}
* In the pilot episode of ''[[Time Squad]]'', the eponymous squad has to deal with a horde of flesh eating robots created by Eli Whitney (seriously). When Otto asks Whitney why he did this, he replies "I wanted to do something to help mankind". How rampaging flesh eating robots could accomplish that is a question not even Whitney himself could answer...
* ''[[Dexter's Laboratory|]]'': What a fine day... FOR SCIENCE!]]{{context}}<!-- The least you could do is name the character who said this. -->
* An episode of ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' has an unknown villain break into a lab and steal genetically-engineered termites that also eat metal, concrete, and plastic. When April interviews the scientist who made them, she asks just what purpose the termites were supposed to serve besides the obvious destruction, and gets a blank look in response.
* This seems to be the motivation behind half of Professor Frink's inventions in ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
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'''Grampa:''' But I want to help people, not kill them!
'''Frink:''' Oh, well to be honest, the ray only has evil applications. You know my wife will be happy, she's hated this whole "death ray" thing from day one. }}
* ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Frylock]] falls into this trope on occasion—the toilet that destroyed Carl's body springs to mind.':
** Frylock falls into this trope on occasion—the toilet that destroyed Carl's body springs to mind.
** Whatever motivates Dr. Weird is up for grabs—this one ''might'' explain it. Some of it. The saner ones, anyway.
** In one of the earlier scripts for the first episode, this ''is'' what motivates Dr. Weird. You can see it on the first season DVD.
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* Professor Membrane from ''[[Invader Zim]]''. Everything he does is either For Science or for destroying Santa Claus.
{{quote|'''Membrane:''' (to his daughter) Sorry about imprisoning you and turning you into a media freak, honey. It was in the name of SCIENCE!}}
* All the [[Fan Nickname|Sciencebots]] of ''[[Transformers]]'' are practically programed to do stupid things FOR SCIENCE. Perceptor has given up his personality to store more data in his head, Wheeljack built five fire-breathing dinosaurs [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-aTbHsZJ9g (with not enough brains to tell their heads from their asses)] just because he went to a natural history museum, and Starscream tends to clone himself and make others into drones. There was also that monkey Primacron who built Unicron's G1 cartoon-verse body.
* From the original ''[[My Little Pony]]'', we have the Gizmonks, two brother and sister monkey gadgeteers. Even ''they'' don't know what half their inventions are until they finish and try them.
* This is how Heloise from ''[[Jimmy Two-Shoes]]'' tries to justify her more sociopathic tendencies...when she bothers to justify them, anyway.
* ''[[Jonny Quest]]'' TOS. In "The Dragons of Ashida" and "Terror Island" the [[Mad Scientists]] create giant monsters without any concern for the consequences of their actions.
* This is pretty much ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar|Kowalski]]'': This is pretty much Kowalski's modus operandi, seeing as he's the brains of the outfit.
* ''[[Futurama]]'': Good news everyone! I've invented something crazy! For Science!{{context}}<!-- The least you could do is name the character who said this. -->
* Kowalski's usual excuse in ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'' when he's about to do something that will endanger them all.
* The Mechanist in ''[[Avatar: The Abridged Series]]'' "But I'm doing it '''FOR SCIENCE!!!'''"
* ''[[Superfriends]]'' 1973/74 episode "The Menace of the White Dwarf". In the [[Backstory]], [[Mad Scientist]] Raven was convicted of trying to jar the Earth from its axis, which might have caused the extinction of the entire human race.
{{quote|Raven: I am a scientist! My experiment dictated that I take that risk!
Judge: A sense of humanity would have bid you not to! }}
 
 
== [[Real Life]] ==
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* Alfred Nobel originally invented dynamite so that it would be safer to handle and for construction purposes such as blowing out tunnels and clearing debris. Soon however people started figuring out how to use it as a weapon. He also turned the Bofors company from mainly producing iron to making cannons and chemicals for firing them. Nobel created the Nobel Prizes when he was falsely reported as dead and his obituary described him as a reprehensible murderer-by-proxy.
** To contemporary pacifist Baroness Bertha von Suttner, Nobel had this to say: "Perhaps my factories will put an end to war even sooner than your congresses. On the day when two army corps may mutually annihilate each other in a second, probably all civilized nations will recoil with horror and disband their troops."
* When [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] was asked why America was going to the Moon, he answered "WhyWe choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not" because they are easy, but because they are hard."
{{quote|"We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."}}
* [[wikipedia:Wernher von Braun|Wernher von Braun]], the scientist who worked on JFK's Apollo project had in the past made the V2 missile for the Nazis. Why? For Rocketry!
{{quote|"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?/ [[Somebody Else's Problem|That's not my department]]." says [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}QEJ9HrZq7Ro Wernher von Braun.]
"Wernherr von Braun: The man who aimed for the stars and hit London instead." }}
** In his own words (on the subject of [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|the V-2]]):
{{quote|"The rocket worked perfectly except for landing on the wrong planet." }}
* One of the most horrifying examples in real life of this is Josef Mengele, the infamous Nazi scientist who performed "experiments" at Auschwitz, and had a particular fascination with twins and other "abnormals", who he researched in order to find scientific proof of racial inferiority. He was known to perform amputations and major surgeries without anesthesia, and once sewed two twins together to make artificial Siamese twins. Said one prisoner of him, "Nobody ever questioned him -- why did this one die? Why did that one perish? The patients did not count. He professed to do what he did in the name of science, [[For the Evulz|but it was a madness on his part]]. He didn't run a laboratory, he ran a butcher's shop."
** More frightening is that Mengele was, by comparison, a ''lightweight'' famous not so much for being the worst of the worst, but for evading capture. Some of the Nazi medical corps make Mengele look like [[Doctor Snuggles]] by comparison. Like one doctor with what can only be called an unhealthy fixation on the female reproductive tract. Let's just say it often involved injections of caustic substances like gasoline and leave it at that.
** Nah, Mengele was definitely one of the worst. The guy even performed sex changes on children under five, without using any anesthesia.
** Then again, he and his [[Reality Is Unrealistic|Jewish]] assistance made major breakthroughs in the research of a disease named noma. This disease, which involves [[Body Horror|hideous facial gangrene]], does not exist in the developed Western world anymore, but it still does in [[Darkest Africa|Africa]]. Ah well, at least someone helped them out with it—asit — as we all know, [[Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism|beggars can’t be choosers]].
* Japan's [[wikipedia:Unit 731|Unit 731]] did even worse experiments on the Chinese. They injected prisoners with inoculations of disease and cut them open (while still alive, and without anesthesia) to study their effects, froze them in low-temperature chambers to see how long they would live, injected air into their arteries to determine the time until the onset of embolism, and injected horse urine into their kidneys, just for starters.
** The head doctor of Unit 731, General Shiro Ishii, was a monster extraordinaire. He was known for having sex with the female prisoners and impregnating them, and when these women later ended up on the operating table, he would cut open their stomachs and use his own babies for the experiments. [[Karma Houdini|This creature received a full pardon in exchange for handing over his research data to the Allies.]]
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*** If the ancient Greeks would have built a Scanning electron microscope to prove that there are atoms, they wouldn't later have used the microscope itself, but all the wonderful things that chemistry, and a couple of the things that physics gave us.
** A lot of theoretical research tend to suit this trope, at least at first. When one asks why special relativity was useful in 1905, or Democritus' concept of atomism in classical Greece, one finds that the greatest practical results came decades or even centuries later. A particular meta-example would be Bacon, whose most noted practical accomplishment was [[wikipedia:History of scientific method#Roger Bacon|how to create practical accomplishments in research]]. Or [[Shadow Hearts|immortality]].
* ''There is no such thing as good knowledge or bad knowledge. There is only knowledge. Morality is when you decide'' '''''not''''' ''to use it.'' -- ''anonymous''
* ''[[Cracked.com]]'''s list of [http://www.cracked.com/article_16787_7-kickass-sci-fi-cancer-cures.html 7 Kickass Sci-Fi Cancer Cures] ''starts'' with drilling holes in a man's head and firing fiber-optic anti-tumor lasers into his brain. While he's ''conscious''.
** All brain surgery that is any way feasible to do so is done while the patient is conscious. That's the best way to make sure that nothing goes wrong—no-one knows it better than the patient himself. Once you get past the fleshy bits on the outside of the skull, there <s> isn't</s> '''''aren't''''' any nerve receptors and therefore nothing that registers pain within the brain.
** And then there's the [http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html The 5 Scientific Experiments Most Likely to End the World], which featured the Large Hadron Collider mentioned above multiple times. All done for the sake of science, of course.
** Also "[http://www.cracked.com/article_16301_6-most-badass-stunts-ever-pulled-in-name-science.html 6 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled In The Name Of Science]"
* There was a concern that the first A-Bomb tests would trigger nitrogen fusion and ignite the entire atmosphere, wiping out all life on Earth. Teller first brought it up. "In Serber's account, Oppenheimer mentioned it to Arthur Compton, who 'didn't have enough sense to shut up about it. It somehow got into a document that went to Washington' which led to the question being 'never laid to rest'." By the time the test was done, this outcome seemed vanishingly unlikely (nitrogen does not fuse easily). [https://web.archive.org/web/20140309190949/http://www.sciencemusings.com/2005/10/what-didnt-happen.html Further discussion here.]
** From ''The Science Of [[Discworld]]'':
{{quote|Besides, the big worry was that if the Allies didn't get nuclear fission working soon then the Germans would beat them to it. Given the chance between our blowing up the world and the enemy blowing up the world, it was obvious what to do.
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** [[Frickin' Laser Beams|Weapons, of course]]!
* The [[wikipedia:Kola Superdeep Borehole|Kola Superdeep Borehole]], northern Russia. The Soviet government wanted to know what was beneath the surface of the Earth. So they dug a really ''big'' hole...
* [[Carl Sagan]] harshly criticized Edward Teller for his relentless push to develop the hydrogen bomb. While nuclear fission bombs, such as the ones dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, are certainly nothing to be taken lightly, the whole "destroy all life on Earth N times over" model of the modern nuclear arsenal would not have been possible without the hydrogen bomb.
* Nerve.com has a [http://www.nerve.com/regulars/ididitforscience/ I did it for Science] regular section. Somewhat [[NSFW]], of course.
* Having sex in a MRI scanner, [http://www.newscientist.com/articlevideo/dn17662/34860226001-human-sex-from-the-inside-out.html for science!]
** Though it may seem like this trope due to the low-brow nature of much sexual humor, it actually was educational in many regards for anatomical studies, particularly in regards to sexual anatomy. Finding out how some anatomical feature works helps solve problems of said features not working.
* The International Space Station, mostly ''"for world co-operation!"'' with a bit of ''"for science!"'' on the side.
** Pretty much all "for world co-operation!". It's far easier and cheaper to use unmanned space craft for science in space, except for studying the effects of the space environment on humans - which is of course the important part: if we ever hope to colonize Mars, we have to know what happens to people during the trip there.
* Parodied by many message board users, who will request various pictures of scantily-clad women "for homework" or "for research".
* [http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html The experiment/s listed here.] Article title? [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|The Radioactive Boy Scout.]] Note that the Disclaimer similarly shares a For SCIENCE! worldview (emphasis optional):
{{quote|"If enough people try these dangerous experiments, the government will try to outlaw '''''any sort of legitimate private experiments with radioactivity or possession of any radioactive minerals or materials''''' (thus '''''spoiling all of our fun''''')."}}
** Frankly, most private experiments with radioactivity probably count under this trope by definition, as even the mildest radioactive materials of the sort you can find in a high school science lab are an extreme health hazard if improperly stored or handled. Experimenting on such materials with whatever equipment you can find on eBay or improvise from the junk in your garage is likely to [[Go Horribly Wrong]].
* The [[wikipedia:Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the Negro Male|Tuskegee Study]], a study in the early to mid 1900s was one of the longest studies in history, and one of the direct causes for African Americans distrusting doctors. The scientists hired a black doctor to convince poor, mostly illiterate, men with syphilis to participate in the study, promising the volunteers free medical care, a free ride into town (most didn't own cars, so they had to walk to get groceries and stuff), and a free burial when they eventually died (at an old age.; Thethe study didn't set out to kill them.). Instead, the men were lied to consistently, for example, told that a spinal tap was a special treatment for the disease, and that the disease was "bad blood" in their system. The doctors withheld treatment, even once penicillin was discovered as a viable treatment. The worst part? Hundreds suffered while the whole point of the study was to prove that black men suffered from syphilis the same way as white men—it set to prove that everyone was equal.
** In fairness, the Study took place before any sort of comprehensive or universal bioethics policy or regulatory board existed in the United States, making it somewhat [[Fair for Its Day]] (although obviously [[YMMV]] on that). And it wasn't a plot to exterminate the black race, despite what some more radical civil rights leaders have claimed.
** And the US [[wikipedia:Syphilis experiments in Guatemala|repeated the whole thing]] with Guatemalans in 1946-48.
** See also Dr Lee Stanley of San Quentin Prison, who did wacky things like implanting animal testicles into human inmates, or taking testicles from corpses and trying to implant them in living humans, or just regular forced castrations... what a guy.
** See the [[Other Wiki]]'s article on US ethical violations For Science!. [[wikipedia:Syphilis experiments in Guatemala|LINK]].
** The US also did it to black service men.
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* A particularly sad case is that of Thomas Midgley Jr. He discovered that adding lead to gasoline would virtually eliminate 'knocking' in internal combustion engines. He inadvertently poisoned himself and a number of factory workers—with five fatalities—and contaminating the atmosphere with tons of lead for decades to come. His next trick involved formulating a refrigerant that was less dangerous than the refrigerants then in use. He succeeded by inventing freon—again contaminating the atmosphere for decades to come. When he contracted polio, he invented a rope and pulley device that allowed him to get into and out of bed more easily...a device with which he accidentally hung himself.
** It is very likely that Midgley caused more damage to the environment than any other man in history.
* As pesticides and herbicides began to grow in popularity, many industrial chemists began inventing chemicals and blindly testing them simply to find a better one. These tests were limited in scope and simplistic as well; if a chemical killed an insect, it was an insecticide, a plant, an herbicide, a man, a chemical weapon. Sometimes these overlapped; the most famous cases are some of the insecticides developed in interwar Germany, which turned out to be [[The Holocaust|Zyklon-B]], Tabun, and Sarin.<ref>The -- the earliest nerve agents.</ref>
 
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