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'''Dezono Qua''': "Because I ''could''."|'''[[Star Wars]]''', ''[[Dark Times]]''}}

{{quote|"Iago's soliloquy, the motive-hunting of a motiveless malignity -- how awful it is!"|'''[[Samuel Taylor Coleridge]]'''}}

'''Frank Horrigan''': That may be true, but seeing your body rotting on the floor will bring a smile to my face.|'''[[Fallout 2]]'''}}

'''Frank Costello:''' I haven't "needed the money" since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade. Tell you the truth, I don't need pussy any more either... but I like it. |'''[[The Departed]]'''}}

''Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!'' |'''[[Voltaire (musician)|Voltaire]]''', "When You're Evil"}}

{{quote|''I like being bad. It makes me happy...''|'''Eddie Brock''', ''Spider-Man 3''}}

{{quote|"Someone had opened a nether gate within the city. Who and why we'll never know. The situation was already so dire before this point it fails me to think of a reason behind such actions. As if someone could possibly want to haste the end of everything for no other purpose than the end itself."|''[[Drowtales]]'' side story, [http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=5828 "Thalamani"]}}

{{quote|''"Seriously, I can't believe you just asked me that! OK, all right, fine! How about this reason? Seems as good as any. [[For the Evulz|I do all the wonderful things I do because I want to see the miserable look on the faces of people like YOU when you're wallowing in despair, dismay, grief, frustration, misery...]] [[Faux Affably Evil|all sorts of other unpleasant nouns...]] I guess you could say I'm bored. [[Complete Monster|At least misery is interesting]]."''|'''[[Big Bad|Yuuki Terumi]]''', ''[[BlazBlue]]: [[BlazBlue: Continuum Shift|Continuum Shift]]''}}

Kill, for the sake of Killing."|'''Unknown Chaos Space Marine''', ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}}

{{quote|''This little hamlet has too much boring and not enough burning... Torch everything!''|'''[[Monster Clown|Kefka]]''', ''[[Final Fantasy VI]]''}}

'''Kefka''': "[[Evil Laugh|Mwhehehe]]! Destruction isn't supposed to make sense! It's only fun when it's senseless!"|''[[Dissidia Final Fantasy]]''}}

{{quote|''"Rivers of blood... Mountains of flesh! A glorious world of pain! Feeble humans, crushed like the insects that they are!"''|'''Gig''', ''[[Soul Nomad and The World Eaters]]''}}

{{quote|"What do you think of my cute little pet? Thanks to him, the people of New York City are right now festively, uh, running around and trying to escape. Uh, it's like a big ol' carnival, it's like Mardi Gras in New York or something."|'''RICHARD Hawk''', ''[[Metal Wolf Chaos]]''}}

'''[[Faux Affably Evil|Gnarl]]''': Ha, that's half the fun!|''[[Overlord II]]''}}

{{quote|You think I do this<ref>kill people</ref> for '''money'''?! I've been gettin' paid for high-end jobs since... '''forever'''. Have you ever seen me '''spend''' any of it? Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if I have more money than '''you''', at this point. No, Norman... I stopped doing this for money '''a long time ago'''. I do it because it's '''fun'''.|'''Bullseye''', ''[[Deadpool]]'' v4 #12}}

'''Kingpin''': ''[[You're Insane!|You're a madman.]]''<br />

'''Bullseye''': ''I kill people for a living. What did you expect?''|'''Bullseye''', ''[[The Punisher|Punishermax #6]]''}}

{{quote|''"Why? Why? Just to see the disappointment on your cornfed, gee-whiz face, Superman. And because a great dark voice on the edge of nothing spoke to me and said you all had to die. There is no why!"''|'''The General''', ''[[JLA]]'' #38}}

{{quote|''I became evil for no reason. I had no motive for my wickedness except wickedness itself. It was foul, and I loved it. I loved the self-destruction, I loved my fall, not the object for which I had fallen but my fall itself. My depraved soul leaped down from your firmament to ruin. I was seeking not to gain anything by shameful means, but shame for its own sake.''|'''[[Heel Faith Turn|Saint]] '''Augustine'''}}

{{quote|''"Oh, so you don't like needless bloodshed, Lt. Jaggar? Well that's too bad. [[Establishing Character Moment|I do enjoy needless bloodshed]]. Especially from the innocents."''|'''[[Complete Monster|Archibald Grims]]''', ''[[Super Robot Wars Original Generation]]''}}

'''Megabyte:''' It amused me.|''[[Re Boot]]''}}

{{quote|''And people! We kill people! Because they're pests! And it's fun!''|'''[[George Carlin]]'''}}

{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Kristoph}}:''' I killed a man named Smith because I am an evil human being. Isn't that enough?|''Apollo Justice: [[Ace Attorney]]''}}

'''Axel:''' Because you'll get to abuse your political power just to prove you can.|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}}

'''Harry Callahan:''' 'Cause he likes it.|''[[Dirty Harry]]'' }}

'''[[Lex Luthor]]:''' "No. By ''causing'' the deaths of innocent people."|''[[Superman (film)|Superman]]''}}

"They was home!"''|'''[[Richard Pryor]]''', |describing an encounter with an inmate at Arizona State Prison while filming ''[[Stir Crazy]]''.}}

'''Dezono Qua:''' "Because I could. And to eat her, of course. She was delicious."|''[[Star Wars]]: [[Dark Times]]''}}

{{quote|'''Kotomine Kirei:''' "What other people called happiness did not bring me any joy."|[[Fate/stay night]]}}

{{quote|''"I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is that not clear by now?"''|[[Token Evil Teammate|Richard]], [[Looking for Group]].}}

{{quote|''"I lost track of time because I was enjoying myself so much ... It made me feel powerful. It was better than any drug I'd ever had, the high, the rush I was getting,"''|'''Arron Streets''', convicted thrill-killer}}

{{spoiler|'''Jim Moriarty'''}}: "Why does anyone do anything? ''I'm bored!''"|''[[Sherlock]]''}}

{{quote|''"Because I'm ''evil''."''|'''[[Most Definitely Not a Villain|The Flash]] [[Freaky Friday Flip|in Lex Luthor's body]]''' on why he isn't going to [[Poke the Poodle|wash his hands]], ''[[Justice League Unlimited]]''}}

{{quote|''I am not more sure that my soul lives, than I am that perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heart -- one of the indivisible primary faculties, or sentiments, which give direction to the character of Man. Who has not, a hundred times, found himself committing a vile or a silly action, for no other reason than because he knows he should not? Have we not a perpetual inclination, in the teeth of our best judgment, to violate that which is Law, merely because we understand it to be such?''|'''[[Edgar Allan Poe]]''', ''The Black Cat''}}

{{quote|''To put it in the simplest possible terms, [Integra], our "purpose" is a total ''absence'' of purpose! You should be aware, fraulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louse, for whom the means do not ''require'' an end! I speak, of course, of myself.''|'''The Major''', ''[[Hellsing]] Ultimate''}}

{{quote|''Faithful...enlightened...ambitious...brethren. In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend. Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... It was [[Blood Knight|Khorne's]] messenger, who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse Emperor. And what is this path, this meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? [[Nietzsche Wannabe|It is nothing.]] There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder, we kill; it is mindless savagery. This universe is mindless. In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent, guilty, strong and weak, honest and deceitful—ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear or duty...we, shall at long last, be free! Blood! For the Blood God! Skulls! For the Skull Throne! Let, the galaxy, '''burnnnnnn'''!''|'''{{spoiler|Azaraiah Kyras}}''', ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]: [[Dawn of War]]: Retribution'' }}

{{quote|'''Angie''': (On Benny purposlypurposely trying to causing her entire marriage to fall apart) ''Why would you do that?''

'''Benny''': ''I was bored.''|''[[The George Lopez Show]]''}}

''"The point?" said Mr. Weasley, with a hollow laugh. "Harry, that's their idea of fun. Half the Muggle killings back when You-Know-Who was in power were done for fun. I suppose they had a few drinks tonight and couldn't resist reminding us that all lots of them are still at large. A nice little reunion for them."''|''[[Harry Potter/Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire|Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire]]''}}

{{quote|''I killed them because I could! Because it was fun! Do you know what it's like to determine another man's fate? And did you see the way the people cheered? The way they feared me? I was like a god! You'd have done the same if you could! Such power!''|'''Majd Addin''', ''[[Assassin's Creed]]''}}

'''Wizardheimer'''Because I'm an evil Koopa wizard! I don't need a'' reason ''to be mean and nasty! It's my nature!''|''[[Super Mario Bros Super Show|Super Mario World cartoon, Ghosts R' Us]]''}}

''It feels so good to be bad!''|Red's ''[[Villain Song]]'', ''[[All Dogs Go to Heaven|All Dogs Go to Heaven 2]]'' }}

{{quote|''"Here's to crime."''|'''[[The Joker]]''', ''[[The Killing Joke]]''}}

'''Spike''': And you're what? Shocked and disappointed? I'm evil!|''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', "A New Man"}}

'''Doctor Destiny:''' '''Why? Because I can'''.|''[[The Sandman]]''}}

'''The Master:''' The pleasure of seeing the human race exterminated, Doctor. The human race of which you are so fond. Believe me, that'll be a reward in itself. |''[[Doctor Who]]'', "The Sea Devils"}}

'''{{spoiler|Jeffery}}''': Because I wanted to.|''[[Criminal Minds]]'', "The Boogeyman"}}

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