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Lorraine Baines McFly in 1985: Girls chasing boys! When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.

Lorraine Baines in 1955: Marty, I'm almost eighteen years old - it's not like I've never parked before.

—Back to The Future

You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong

Yeah yeah
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do
But I'm different, now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
‍'‍Cause when you need one they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
They have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become volvo-driving soccer moms

—Everclear, "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

I believe in this and it's been tested by research:
He who fucks nuns will later join the church.

—The Clash, "Death or Glory"

Remus: Look, Harry, what you've got understand is that your father and Sirius were the best in the school at whatever they did - everyone thought they were the height of cool - if they sometimes got a bit carried away -
Sirius: If we were sometimes arrogant little berks, you mean.
Harry: (pained) He kept messing up his hair! (Sirius and Remus both laugh)
Sirius: (affectionate) I'd forgotten he used to do that.
Remus: Was he playing with the Snitch?
Harry: Yeah. Well...I thought he was a bit of an idiot.

Sirius: Of course he was a bit of an idiot! We were all idiots. Well - not Moony so much.

—Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Okay, "Giles" and "orgies" in the same sentence. I could've lived without that one."

—Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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 '''Lorraine Baines in 1955''': Marty, I'm almost eighteen years old - it's not like I've never parked before.|''[[Back to The Future]]''}}
-{{quote|''You know I used to be a bad girl
+{{quote|''You know I used to be a bad girl''
-I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
+''I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom''
-Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
+''Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club''
-But now I know my right wing from my wrong
+''But now I know my right wing from my wrong''
+''Yeah yeah''
+''I really used to be a bad girl''
+''I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom''
+''I know I used to be a real wild child''
+''But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom''
+''I really used to be a bad girl''
-Yeah yeah
+''I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong''
-I really used to be a bad girl
+''I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do''
-I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
+''But I'm different, now I sing a new song''
-I know I used to be a real wild child
-But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
+''I really used to be a bad girl''
+''I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom''
+''Yes, I used to be a real wild child''
+''But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom''
+''Where do all the porn stars go''
-I really used to be a bad girl
+''When the lights go down?''
-I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
+''I wonder where all the porn stars go''
-I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do
+''{{'}}Cause when you need one they are never around''
-But I'm different, now I sing a new song
+''I think they moved out to the suburbs''
+''And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives''
+''They have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children''
+''Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives''
+''Where do all the porn stars go''
-I really used to be a bad girl
+''When the lights go down?''
-I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom
+''I think I know where all the porn stars go''
-Yes, I used to be a real wild child
-But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
+''They all become volvo-driving soccer moms''
+|'''Everclear''', "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"}}
-Where do all the porn stars go
-When the lights go down?
-I wonder where all the porn stars go
-'Cause when you need one they are never around
-I think they moved out to the suburbs
-And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
-They have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
-Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives
-Where do all the porn stars go
-When the lights go down?
-I think I know where all the porn stars go
-They all become volvo-driving soccer moms''|'''Everclear''', "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"}}
 {{quote|''I believe in this and it's been tested by research:''
-''He who fucks nuns will later join the church.''|'''The Clash''', "Death or Glory"}}
+''He who fucks nuns will later join the church.''
+|'''The Clash''', "Death or Glory"}}
 {{quote|'''Remus:''' Look, Harry, what you've got understand is that your father and Sirius were the best in the school at whatever they did - everyone thought they were the height of cool - if they sometimes got a bit carried away -
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 '''Remus:''' Was he playing with the Snitch?
 '''Harry:''' Yeah. Well...I thought he was a bit of an idiot.
-'''Sirius:''' Of course he was a bit of an idiot! We were all idiots. Well - not Moony so much.|''[[Harry Potter/Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix|Harry Potter]]''}}
+'''Sirius:''' Of course he was a bit of an idiot! We were all idiots. Well - not Moony so much.|''[[Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (novel)|Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]]''}}
-{{quote|''Okay, "Giles" and "orgies" in the same sentence. I could've lived without that one."|'''Xander''', ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}}
+{{quote|''Okay, "Giles" and "orgies" in the same sentence. I could've lived without that one."
+|'''Xander''', ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}}
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