You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong
Yeah yeah
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do
But I'm different, now I sing a new song
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one they are never around
I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
They have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become volvo-driving soccer moms
—Everclear, "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"
I believe in this and it's been tested by research:
He who fucks nuns will later join the church.
—The Clash, "Death or Glory"
Remus: Look, Harry, what you've got understand is that your father and Sirius were the best in the school at whatever they did - everyone thought they were the height of cool - if they sometimes got a bit carried away - Sirius: If we were sometimes arrogant little berks, you mean. Harry: (pained) He kept messing up his hair! (Sirius and Remus both laugh) Sirius: (affectionate) I'd forgotten he used to do that. Remus: Was he playing with the Snitch? Harry: Yeah. Well...I thought he was a bit of an idiot.
Sirius: Of course he was a bit of an idiot! We were all idiots. Well - not Moony so much.
