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* [[How Unscientific]]: Evoked by The Missing Ingredient, which includes what is definitely magic in an otherwise realistic film.
* [[How Unscientific]]: Evoked by The Missing Ingredient, which includes what is definitely magic in an otherwise realistic film.
* [[Humiliation Conga]]: After "The Misbehavers", Ted calls up his co-worker Betty to bring her up to speed (first having a conversation with her equally [[Cloudcuckoolander|"loopy"]] roommate).
* [[Humiliation Conga]]: After "The Misbehavers", Ted calls up his co-worker Betty to bring her up to speed (first having a conversation with her equally [[Cloudcuckoolander|"loopy"]] roommate).
{{quote| '''Betty:''' ''[finally getting on the phone]'' Ted? What's the problem?<br />
{{quote|'''Betty:''' ''[finally getting on the phone]'' Ted? What's the problem?
'''Ted:''' ''[eerily calm]'' Hello Betty. "What's the problem?" I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking ''problems''. Plural. Wanna hear?<br />
'''Ted:''' ''[eerily calm]'' Hello Betty. "What's the problem?" I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking ''problems''. Plural. Wanna hear?
'''Betty:''' ''[disinterested]'' Sure.<br />
'''Betty:''' ''[disinterested]'' Sure.
'''Ted:''' ''[remaining calm]'' Well most recently, there's Room 309. There's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. [[It Makes Sense in Context|There's the putrid rotting corpse of a dead whore inside the mattress.]] There's a big fat needle, from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. There's rooms blazing afire. And then there's me. Walking out the door. Right fucking now. Buenos noches! }}
'''Ted:''' ''[remaining calm]'' Well most recently, there's Room 309. There's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. [[It Makes Sense in Context|There's the putrid rotting corpse of a dead whore inside the mattress.]] There's a big fat needle, from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. There's rooms blazing afire. And then there's me. Walking out the door. Right fucking now. Buenos noches! }}
* [[Hurricane of Euphemisms]]: The Wrong Man has a whole lot of penis nicknames.
* [[Hurricane of Euphemisms]]: The Wrong Man has a whole lot of penis nicknames.