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Now Norman's a billionaire scientist who never had time for his son but then something went screwy, and before you knew he was trying to kill everyone. —Weird Al, Ode to a Superhero

Apparently, a biohazard suit isn't standard equipment even when dealing with substances the lab employees know can transform them into, say, a contagious nipple-cocked herm owl-manta ray hybrid. One must assume cutbacks. —Nequ, Where to be TF'd: a Satire on Transformation Stories