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** And when Virgil tears the check for [[It Makes Sense in Context|a lifetime supply of money, clothes, and hos]]
** And when Virgil tears the check for [[It Makes Sense in Context|a lifetime supply of money, clothes, and hos]]
* [[But Now I Must Go]]
* [[But Now I Must Go]]
{{quote| '''Lady:''' ''"Freaknik! My baby needs a daddy!"'' ''(shot of a baby Freaknik crying)''<br />
{{quote|'''Lady:''' ''"Freaknik! My baby needs a daddy!"'' ''(shot of a baby Freaknik crying)''
'''Freaknik:''' ''"I'MMA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, CUZ!"'' }}
'''Freaknik:''' ''"I'MMA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, CUZ!"'' }}
* [[Catch Phrase]]: "It's ''in'' the book!"
* [[Catch Phrase]]: "It's ''in'' the book!"
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* [[Culture Police]]: The Boule, in the interest of remaining in the 10% of rich, influential African Americans.
* [[Culture Police]]: The Boule, in the interest of remaining in the 10% of rich, influential African Americans.
* [[Damn, It Feels Good to Be a Gangster!]]:
* [[Damn, It Feels Good to Be a Gangster!]]:
{{quote| '''Trap Jesus:''' You think when I was nine, I wanted to trap?<br />
{{quote|'''Trap Jesus:''' You think when I was nine, I wanted to trap?
'''Sweet Tea Mob:''' Uh, nope, no...<br />
'''Sweet Tea Mob:''' Uh, nope, no...
'''Trap Jesus:''' ''Hell yeah'' I did! I look around this city, see nothing but a gang of fiends on every corner of every block, and all I could think is, what a lucrative business opportunity. And ''now'' look at my swag. I'm the most ''biggest, notorious,'' dope man in the South. I'm a '''''BOSS.''''' }}
'''Trap Jesus:''' ''Hell yeah'' I did! I look around this city, see nothing but a gang of fiends on every corner of every block, and all I could think is, what a lucrative business opportunity. And ''now'' look at my swag. I'm the most ''biggest, notorious,'' dope man in the South. I'm a '''''BOSS.''''' }}
* [[Dynamic Entry]]: The Perminator. "Craasshhhhh!"
* [[Dynamic Entry]]: The Perminator. "Craasshhhhh!"
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* [[We Can Rebuild Him]]: The Rev. Al Sharpton {{spoiler|or the Perminator, as he calls himself later}} after he gets electrocuted.
* [[We Can Rebuild Him]]: The Rev. Al Sharpton {{spoiler|or the Perminator, as he calls himself later}} after he gets electrocuted.
* [[Where Da White Women At?]]: Light Skin ends up falling for the Caucasian girl in the female troupe STM meets at the gas station.
* [[Where Da White Women At?]]: Light Skin ends up falling for the Caucasian girl in the female troupe STM meets at the gas station.
{{quote| ''"Pink areolas..."''}}
{{quote|''"Pink areolas..."''}}
* [[White Gang-Bangers|White Gang Banger]]: Light Skin.
* [[White Gang-Bangers|White Gang Banger]]: Light Skin.
* [[Wild Teen Party]]: The Sweet Tea Mob stop off at Frat House during their journey. This is pretty much Freaknik in general.
* [[Wild Teen Party]]: The Sweet Tea Mob stop off at Frat House during their journey. This is pretty much Freaknik in general.