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* Apples when sliced in half.
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_Cactus E. lageniformis f. monstrose] is the ''[[Just for Pun|envy]]'' of all other plants
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130818130304/http://www.green-lipped-mussel-oil.com/images/green-lipped-mussel-with-fork.jpg Cooked mussels].
* Plugs.
* Knives, which penetrate.
* Bottles.
* A real-life example that has nothing to do with buildings. Recently an AP psychology high school teacher in Florida [http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/14/parents-hot-over-florida-teacher-frank-rozanskis-sexual-tension/ has found himself in hot water] for quizzing his students with a set of questions laced with innuendo, aptly called the "[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Sexual Tension Quiz]]". This trope was actually the whole purpose of said quiz, as the whole challenge was to get past the innuendo and to the correct answers. Among those true answers: [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|a nose, peanut butter, and a crane]]. Most kids with [[New Media Are Evil|unrestrained TV and Internet access]] (or otherwise "innocent") would probably get those right within five minutes. Most parents were [[CompletelyComically Missing the Point|not amused]].
* The Sperm Whale.
** The Dwarf Sperm Whale and the Pygmy Sperm Whale. (No, seriously.)