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{{quote|''Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed. Um -- in the '''history''' of my bed -- of '''art''', of art, I'm sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart -- call-girl -- I'm sorry, I'll start again. ([[Beat]]) Bum -- oh, what a giveaway!''|'''Fart Art Critic''', ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]] -- "Full-Frontal Nudity"''}}
{{quote|''Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed. Um -- in the '''history''' of my bed -- of '''art''', of art, I'm sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart -- call-girl -- I'm sorry, I'll start again. ([[Beat]]) Bum -- oh, what a giveaway!''|'''Fart Art Critic''', ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]] -- "Full-Frontal Nudity"''}}


Sometimes a character in a boob... sorry, book or shi-... show has a lot on their behind... mind. On their mind. And try their breast -- best, sorry, best -- they just [[Country Matters|cun]]... can't stop spurting -- blurting, dammit -- it out in a [[Freudian Slip|Freudian slit... slip]], at balls -- at ALL, dammit, at ALL. And of course that gave our schlong-- [[That Came Out Wrong]]-- and any attempt to stop the blow -- flow -- just results in even whore... more vulv--vulgarities. [[Yiff]] -- IF they're trying to undress -- I mean impress -- someone, they're just out of fu-... luck. Of course, those with a [[Hair-Trigger Temper]] will all gay -- ALWAYS interpret the error as in bed -- intentional. If you're discussing mammaries -- MATTERS with a stranger, you'll be ass-shaken -- sorry, ''mistaken'' for a pervert.
Sometimes a character in a boob... sorry, book or shi-... show has a lot on their behind... mind. On their mind. And try their breast—best, sorry, best—they just [[Country Matters|cun]]... can't stop spurting—blurting, dammit—it out in a [[Freudian Slip|Freudian slit... slip]], at balls—at ALL, dammit, at ALL. And of course that gave our schlong-- [[That Came Out Wrong]]—and any attempt to stop the blow—flow—just results in even whore... more vulv—vulgarities. [[Yiff]]—IF they're trying to undress—I mean impress—someone, they're just out of fu-... luck. Of course, those with a [[Hair-Trigger Temper]] will all gay—ALWAYS interpret the error as in bed—intentional. If you're discussing mammaries—MATTERS with a stranger, you'll be ass-shaken—sorry, ''mistaken'' for a pervert.


Similar to Dicking... sorry, [[Digging Yourself Deeper]] and Sammy's Ass Eye... I mean [[Ignore the Disability|Sammy's Glass Eye]], which it tends to be used in [[Animaniacs|conj]][[Unusual Euphemism|uga-]]er, conjunction with. However, in Sammy's [[Slash Fic|Slash]] -- er, ''Glass'' Eye, the humor comes from an upright member... up''tight'' member of society inadvertently mentioning an embastarding--embarrassing or nude... rude peculiarity they had taken penis -- ''pains'', sorry -- to avoid. In this case, tit -- ''it'', even -- cum... ''comes'' from a character accidentally exposing their genitals. [[Overly Long Gag|Their thoughts, their thoughts!]]
Similar to Dicking... sorry, [[Digging Yourself Deeper]] and Sammy's Ass Eye... I mean [[Ignore the Disability|Sammy's Glass Eye]], which it tends to be used in [[Animaniacs|conj]][[Unusual Euphemism|uga-]]er, conjunction with. However, in Sammy's [[Slash Fic|Slash]]—er, ''Glass'' Eye, the humor comes from an upright member... up''tight'' member of society inadvertently mentioning an embastarding—embarrassing or nude... rude peculiarity they had taken penis -- ''pains'', sorry—to avoid. In this case, tit -- ''it'', even—cum... ''comes'' from a character accidentally exposing their genitals. [[Overly Long Gag|Their thoughts, their thoughts!]]


== Plain English version ==
== Plain English version ==
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Compare [[Accidental Innuendo]], when a person has control over what they say, but doesn't realize any [[Double Entendre|Double Entendres]] that they just spouted.
Compare [[Accidental Innuendo]], when a person has control over what they say, but doesn't realize any [[Double Entendre]]s that they just spouted.


[[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshades]] may be well hung... may well be hung, I mean. So [[A Date with Rosie Palms|fap]] -- I mean [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|clop]]--dang it! ''[[Clap Your Hands If You Believe|clap]]''--[[Clap Your Hands If You Believe|your hands if you believe!]]
[[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshades]] may be well hung... may well be hung, I mean. So [[A Date with Rosie Palms|fap]]—I mean [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|clop]]—dang it! ''[[Clap Your Hands If You Believe|clap]]''--[[Clap Your Hands If You Believe|your hands if you believe!]]
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=== Lusting--LISTING! Here's a fisting, er, '''''LISTING''''' of s-s-Examples! Yes... : ===
=== Lusting--LISTING! Here's a fisting, er, ''LISTING'' of s-s-Examples! Yes... ===


== [[Fan Works|Fan Wan - sorry, Fan WORks]] ==
== [[Fan Works|Fan Wan - sorry, Fan WORks]] ==
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* In ''[[Turnabout Storm]]'', [[Ace Attorney|Phoenix]] can't help but to mention [[Fish Eyes|eyes]] when talking with [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Derpy]] [[Memetic Bystander|Hooves]]. It gets to the point that he just starts saying "me" intead of "eye"- ''[[Ignore the Disability|EYE MEAN "I"!]]''
* In ''[[Turnabout Storm]]'', [[Ace Attorney|Phoenix]] can't help but to mention [[Fish Eyes|eyes]] when talking with [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Derpy]] [[Memetic Bystander|Hooves]]. It gets to the point that he just starts saying "me" intead of "eye"- ''[[Ignore the Disability|EYE MEAN "I"!]]''
* In ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8146899/1/Concentration Concentration]'' [[Death Note|Matsuda]] asks Light a question while he's busy working on the Kira case:
* In ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8146899/1/Concentration Concentration]'' [[Death Note|Matsuda]] asks Light a question while he's busy working on the Kira case:
{{quote| '''Matsuda''' {wearing an ugly suit): Hey, Light-kun.<br />
{{quote| '''Matsuda''' (wearing an ugly suit): Hey, Light-kun.<br />
'''Light:''' What is it?<br />
'''Light:''' What is it?<br />
'''Matsuda:''' Uhh, you're good with girls, right?<br />
'''Matsuda:''' Uhh, you're good with girls, right?<br />
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"No I dadn't!" }}
"No I dadn't!" }}
* Used frequently in ''[[Liar Liar]]'', the slips being so direct that they barely even count as slips anymore.
* Used frequently in ''[[Liar Liar]]'', the slips being so direct that they barely even count as slips anymore.
** Well, they're not really [[Freudian Slip|Freudian Slips]], they're more things he's forced to say due to not being able to lie. Accidentally revealing your real thoughts is different to being FORCED to reveal your real thoughts.
** Well, they're not really [[Freudian Slip]]s, they're more things he's forced to say due to not being able to lie. Accidentally revealing your real thoughts is different to being FORCED to reveal your real thoughts.
*** Debatable. If he knew exactly what he was going to say before he said it, he'd probably keep his mouth shut more. It seems like he's trying to say one thing and something entirely different slips out.
*** Debatable. If he knew exactly what he was going to say before he said it, he'd probably keep his mouth shut more. It seems like he's trying to say one thing and something entirely different slips out.
** "Liar" itself was a [[Freudian Slip]] for "lawyer."
** "Liar" itself was a [[Freudian Slip]] for "lawyer."
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** Also from ''The Simpsons'', when Homer and Marge are playing badminton with Manjula, whose husband has cheated on her:
** Also from ''The Simpsons'', when Homer and Marge are playing badminton with Manjula, whose husband has cheated on her:
{{quote| '''Homer''': The score is dirty love... I mean, thirty, love! I mean, anyone for penis?!... I'll just get the cock... shuttlecock!}}
{{quote| '''Homer''': The score is dirty love... I mean, thirty, love! I mean, anyone for penis?!... I'll just get the cock... shuttlecock!}}
* ''[[Family Guy]]'''s version--or one of them, anyway--was an episode were Lois insisted Peter watch some marriage counseling tapes with her. They turned out to be pornos that sent the woman out of the room, did some dirty things, and then demanded the viewer buy the next tape to see what happened next. Each progressive tape was more expensive, though...
* ''[[Family Guy]]'''s version—or one of them, anyway—was an episode were Lois insisted Peter watch some marriage counseling tapes with her. They turned out to be pornos that sent the woman out of the room, did some dirty things, and then demanded the viewer buy the next tape to see what happened next. Each progressive tape was more expensive, though...
{{quote| '''Lois:''' Peter, $49.95 for a counselin' tape?<br />
{{quote| '''Lois:''' Peter, $49.95 for a counselin' tape?<br />
'''Peter:''' Now Lois, our marriage can't be measured in [[Nipple-and-Dimed|nipples and dimes]]. I mean nickels and boobs. ...money. }}
'''Peter:''' Now Lois, our marriage can't be measured in [[Nipple-and-Dimed|nipples and dimes]]. I mean nickels and boobs. ...money. }}
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''[[Gratuitous French|Pénis]]''[[Gratuitous French|. Je veux dire, ]]''[[Gratuitous French|finis]]''.
''[[Gratuitous French|Pénis]]''[[Gratuitous French|. Je veux dire,]]''[[Gratuitous French|finis]]''.


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