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{{quote|''"I know I shouldn't, but I can't help but wonder how creatures without arms could make such a device. Or tie up my friends."''|'''Antimony''', ''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]''}}
{{quote|'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[Powerpuff Girls|Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"
'''Misteroo''': "Ew."|''[[Arfenhouse|Arfenhouse Teh Movie Too]]''}}
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{{quote|''"Wait a minute. How did they open the car door?"''|'''Rimmer'''<ref>referring to a pair of sentient shoes</ref>, '''[[Red Dwarf]]'''}}
{{quote|'''Melvin:''' It makes sense, if you think about it!
'''M:''' No, it ''doesn't.''|''[[Unreal Estate]]''}}
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{{quote|''"It's a lot like the iron boots in modern 3D ''[[The Legend of Zelda|Zelda]]'' games: you have these 200kg boots in your inventory; you're swimming in water; you open the menu and choose to put the boots 'on'; you sink to the bottom of the water. Are the boots only heavy when they're on your feet? (Maybe [[A Wizard Did It|they're magical]].)"''|'''Tim Rogers''', on ''[http://www.actionbutton.net/?p=402 Ikaruga]'}}
{{quote|'''Gabe:''' How can you say the [[Superfriends|Wonder Twins]] was about [[Brother-Sister Incest|incest]]? I mean, just because he [[Making a Splash|turns]] into water, and then she [[Voluntary Shapeshifting|turns into an elephant]], and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the [[Alien Scrappy|monkey]]! Where does the monkey fit in?
'''Tycho:''' The monkey ''watches''.|''[[Penny Arcade (Webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]'', "[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/06/12/ Activate]"}}
{{quote|''[Zoidberg's underwater house has just burnt down]''
'''Zoidberg''': [[Big No|Nooooooo!]] My home! It burned down! How did this happen?
'''Hermes''': That's a very good question.
'''Bender''': ''[Retrieving a lit cigar from the ashes]'' So that's where my I left my cigar.
'''Hermes''': [[Voodoo Shark|That just raises further questions!]]|''[[Futurama]]''}}
{{quote|'''Richard Castle''': Perfect place for a murder. No one can hear you scream.
'''Kate Beckett''': No one can help you carry the body up the stairs either.
'''Richard Castle''': Maybe somebody marched Donny at gunpoint down to the river and killed him there.
'''Kate Beckett''':If he had a gun why would he use a bottle?
'''Richard Castle''': Don't ruin my story with your logic!|''[[Castle]]'', "The Last Call"}}
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{{quote|''"But he delivers it in such a homespun, likable way that you're already halfway home before you realize, 'Hey, that made no [[Sound Effect Bleep|f@#$ing]] sense!'"''|'''[[Jon Stewart]]''', on one of Rick Perry's statements<ref>No, I'm not going to say what it was. This isn't the place for that flamewar.</ref>}}
{{quote|How is it possible that this bear was healthy in April but dead by starvation less than 3 months later? Why was he even on land in April? Why was global warming [activist] photographer Ashley Cooper in Svalbard for 12 days in July, fortuitously available to take the bear’s picture?
| ''[http://polarbearscience.com/2013/08/07/ian-stirlings-latest-howler-the-polar-bear-who-died-of-climate-change/ Ian Stirling’s latest howler: “the polar bear who died of climate change”]'' on '''Polar Bear Science''' }}
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