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* When Danny, hyper from taste-testing coffee all day, is failing to get the cappuccino machine started the night Jesse's nightclub opens:
{{quote|'''Jesse''': Danny, I told you, just read! The! Instructions!
'''Danny''': [[
* '''Stephanie''': [[It's Probably Nothing|Just the wind]]? ''Just the wind''?! '''''[[Genre Savvy|It's never JUST THE WIND]]!'''''
* The ENTIRE episode where Becky goes into labor is a CMOF, especially when Jesse becomes delirious after having his appendix removed.
{{quote|'''Jesse''': ''(Dazed. Singing)'' Having my baby...
'''Becky''': [[No Indoor Voice|SHUT UP!]]
'''Jesse:''' ''(dazed)'' Thanks, Donny.
'''Danny:''' Close enough. }}
* Also the entire episode "Secret Admirer," where Rusty sends a fake love letter to DJ. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
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** Michelle explaining where Comet ran away to.
{{quote|'''Michelle:''' He went that way chasing a humongous wiener!
'''Steph:''' Yeah right, [[Sarcasm Mode|with a real giant bun]].
'''Michelle:''' [[Sarcasm Blind|You saw it too?]]
'''Michelle:''' Jesse said I could walk him and he ran away chasing a giant hot dog.
'''Steph:''' Would you stop with the stupid story already?
'''Michelle:''' I told you for the millionth, it's true!
'''DJ:''' Look, I don't care if he was chasing a giant fruit cup!
'''Michelle:''' [[Completely Missing the Point|Why would he chase a fruit cup?]] He likes hot dogs.
'''DJ:''' Whatever! }}
** Jesse: "I should have known! The first rule of physics: idiots and electronics don't mix!"
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{{quote|'''Kimmy:''' Are you calling me dumb?
'''Steph:''' You're so dumb you don't know how dumb you are.
'''Kimmy:''' [[Insult Backfire|I know how dumb I am]]. You're the one who's dumb. D-U-M. Dumb.
'''DJ:''' Kimmy, there's a 'B'.
'''Kimmy:''' Where?!
'''Steph:''' I'm ordering a pizza. This could take months.
'''Kimmy:''' Years.
'''Steph:''' Centuries!
'''Kimmy:''' Infinity!
'''Steph:''' Double infinity!
'''Kimmy:''' Triple infinity... }}
** The look on Good!Michelle's face when Bad!Michelle says "Na na na na..." to her face.
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'''Both:''' ''(as the plane takes off)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! }}
* "Super Bowl Fun Day"
{{quote|'''DJ:''' Excuse me for just one second. ''(runs over to the living room door)'' [[Big "Shut Up!"|SHUT UP!!]] ''(comes back in and smiles nervously)'' I just had to clear my throat there.
'''College interviewer:''' What are you guys are doing here?
'''Bartender:''' It's because of [[Beavis and Butthead]]!
'''Jesse:''' Don't blame, Butt-Head. ''(points at Joey)'' It's all Beavis' fault. }}
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[[Category:Full House]]
[[Category:Funny]]
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