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* [[Bastard Bastard]]: Ned confronts Cersei with the evidence he gathered last episode, and she admits Joffrey is actually Jaime's, not Robert's. Possibly subverted, as no one tells Joffrey this (and {{spoiler|he and Robert still apparently believe they are related when Robert dies.}})
* [[Bastard Bastard]]: Ned confronts Cersei with the evidence he gathered last episode, and she admits Joffrey is actually Jaime's, not Robert's. Possibly subverted, as no one tells Joffrey this (and {{spoiler|he and Robert still apparently believe they are related when Robert dies.}})
* [[Berserk Button]]: {{spoiler|If you ''try'' to lay a finger on Daenerys and her unborn child, Drogo will come to conquer your country, kill your men, rape your women, enslave your children, tear down your stone houses, and drag your broken gods back to Vaes Dothrak.}}
* [[Berserk Button]]: {{spoiler|If you ''try'' to lay a finger on Daenerys and her unborn child, Drogo will come to conquer your country, kill your men, rape your women, enslave your children, tear down your stone houses, and drag your broken gods back to Vaes Dothrak.}}
* [[Does This Remind You of Anything|Does This Remind You Of Anything?]]: Inverted. The [[Les Yay|lesbian]] [[Fan Service|sex scene]] in Littlefinger's brothel is straight-up erotic on the surface, but if you listen just to his instructions, it becomes a narration and microcosm of Littlefinger and Ned's relationship, right up until {{spoiler|Littlefinger's betrayal of Ned at the end of the episode reveals that he was a whore all along}}.
* [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|Does This Remind You Of Anything?]]: Inverted. The [[Les Yay|lesbian]] [[Fan Service|sex scene]] in Littlefinger's brothel is straight-up erotic on the surface, but if you listen just to his instructions, it becomes a narration and microcosm of Littlefinger and Ned's relationship, right up until {{spoiler|Littlefinger's betrayal of Ned at the end of the episode reveals that he was a whore all along}}.
{{quote| '''Littlefinger:''' Slowly. You’re not fooling them, they just paid you. They know what you are. They know it’s all just an act. Your job is to make them forget what they know. And that takes time. You need to … ease into it. Well, go ahead. Ease into it. He’s winning you over in spite of yourself. You’re starting to like this. He wants to believe you. He’s enjoyed his cock since he was old enough to play with it, why shouldn’t you? He knows he’s better than other men. He’s always known it, deep down inside, now he has proof. He’s so good, he’s reaching something deep inside of you that no one even knew was there. Overcoming your very nature.}}
{{quote| '''Littlefinger:''' Slowly. You’re not fooling them, they just paid you. They know what you are. They know it’s all just an act. Your job is to make them forget what they know. And that takes time. You need to … ease into it. Well, go ahead. Ease into it. He’s winning you over in spite of yourself. You’re starting to like this. He wants to believe you. He’s enjoyed his cock since he was old enough to play with it, why shouldn’t you? He knows he’s better than other men. He’s always known it, deep down inside, now he has proof. He’s so good, he’s reaching something deep inside of you that no one even knew was there. Overcoming your very nature.}}
** If you still aren't sure, just replace the word 'cock' with 'honor,' and marvel at how well it describes his 'seduction' of Ned.
** If you still aren't sure, just replace the word 'cock' with 'honor,' and marvel at how well it describes his 'seduction' of Ned.
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** [[Fridge Brilliance]] when you realize that Ned will not only not kneel because his honor prevents him, but ''physically can't because of his leg wound''.
** [[Fridge Brilliance]] when you realize that Ned will not only not kneel because his honor prevents him, but ''physically can't because of his leg wound''.
* [[Large Ham]]: After being rather low-key for most of the series, Drogo gives an epically hamtastic [[Rousing Speech]] {{spoiler|in which he declares that he will conquer Westeros for his wife and son}}.
* [[Large Ham]]: After being rather low-key for most of the series, Drogo gives an epically hamtastic [[Rousing Speech]] {{spoiler|in which he declares that he will conquer Westeros for his wife and son}}.
* [[Nice Job Breaking It Hero]]: Drogo had no intention of {{spoiler|crossing the Narrow Sea and invading Westeros}} until {{spoiler|Daenerys is nearly killed by Robert's assassin.}}
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]: Drogo had no intention of {{spoiler|crossing the Narrow Sea and invading Westeros}} until {{spoiler|Daenerys is nearly killed by Robert's assassin.}}
* [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]]: Khal Drogo swears one with the stars as witness.
* [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]]: Khal Drogo swears one with the stars as witness.
* [[Rousing Speech]]:
* [[Rousing Speech]]:
** Khal Drogo gives one after {{spoiler|Robert's assassin tries to kill Dany}}
** Khal Drogo gives one after {{spoiler|Robert's assassin tries to kill Dany}}
** Tywin's "We could establish a dynasty that will last a thousand years" speech does qualify.
** Tywin's "We could establish a dynasty that will last a thousand years" speech does qualify.
* [[Screw This I'm Outta Here]]: After {{spoiler|Robert's death}}, Renly flees King's Landing because {{spoiler|Ned won't commit to making the first move against Cersei's forces}}.
* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: After {{spoiler|Robert's death}}, Renly flees King's Landing because {{spoiler|Ned won't commit to making the first move against Cersei's forces}}.
* {{spoiler|[[Succession Crisis]]}}: The last scene is almost certainly the beginning of one.
* {{spoiler|[[Succession Crisis]]}}: The last scene is almost certainly the beginning of one.
* [[Squick]]: Tywin butchers an elk while he talks to his son, first removing a large and squishy pile of guts, then skinning it.
* [[Squick]]: Tywin butchers an elk while he talks to his son, first removing a large and squishy pile of guts, then skinning it.
* [[Title Drop]]: Both the episode and the series in the same sentence! "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."
* [[Title Drop]]: Both the episode and the series in the same sentence! "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."
* [[Well Done Son Guy]]: Watch the [[Badass]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Kingslayer]] turn into a little boy in the face of Lord Tywin's scorn.
* [["Well Done, Son" Guy]]: Watch the [[Badass]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Kingslayer]] turn into a little boy in the face of Lord Tywin's scorn.
{{quote| '''Tywin''': ''[while skinning a stag]'' Attacking [Ned Stark] was stupid. Lannisters don't act like fools. ''[[[Beat]]. [[Deadpan Snarker|Jaime]] goes to open his mouth, but thinks better of it]'' You going to say something clever? Go on, say something clever.}}
{{quote| '''Tywin''': ''[while skinning a stag]'' Attacking [Ned Stark] was stupid. Lannisters don't act like fools. ''[[[Beat]]. [[Deadpan Snarker|Jaime]] goes to open his mouth, but thinks better of it]'' You going to say something clever? Go on, say something clever.}}
* [[Wham Episode]]: Even advertised as "the episode everyone will be talking about" and MASSIVELY ramped up the [[HSQ]]. Count 'em:
* [[Wham Episode]]: Even advertised as "the episode everyone will be talking about" and MASSIVELY ramped up the [[HSQ]]. Count 'em:
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** Despite Ned's best efforts, {{spoiler|Cersei gets Joffrey on the throne the instant of Robert's death.}}
** Despite Ned's best efforts, {{spoiler|Cersei gets Joffrey on the throne the instant of Robert's death.}}
** Robert rescinds the order for Daenerys' assassination, but he's too late; {{spoiler|the attempt fails, and Khal Drogo declares war on the Seven Kingdoms.}}
** Robert rescinds the order for Daenerys' assassination, but he's too late; {{spoiler|the attempt fails, and Khal Drogo declares war on the Seven Kingdoms.}}
** {{spoiler|Ned rejects Renly and Littlefinger's plans to resolve the [[Succession Crisis]] and asks them to back him in putting Stannis on the throne. Renly [[Screw This I'm Outta Here|bails out]] along with Loras Tyrell and their retainers, leaving Littlefinger, Varys, and the City Watch (bribed by Littlefinger) to handle the situation. They get to the throne room... only for everyone present to turn on Ned. The episode ends with Ned's guards dead and Littlefinger's knife at Ned's throat.}}
** {{spoiler|Ned rejects Renly and Littlefinger's plans to resolve the [[Succession Crisis]] and asks them to back him in putting Stannis on the throne. Renly [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|bails out]] along with Loras Tyrell and their retainers, leaving Littlefinger, Varys, and the City Watch (bribed by Littlefinger) to handle the situation. They get to the throne room... only for everyone present to turn on Ned. The episode ends with Ned's guards dead and Littlefinger's knife at Ned's throat.}}


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