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* [[Hannah Montana (TV)/Radar|Hannah Montana]]
* [[Hannah Montana (TV)/Radar|Hannah Montana]]
* [[Home Improvement (TV)/Radar|Home Improvement]]
* [[Home Improvement (TV)/Radar|Home Improvement]]
* [[I Carly (TV)/Radar|I Carly]]
* [[ICarly (TV)/Radar|I Carly]]
* [[Jessie (TV)/Radar|Jessie]]
* [[Jessie (TV)/Radar|Jessie]]
* [[My Babysitters a Vampire/Radar|My Babysitters a Vampire]]
* [[My Babysitters a Vampire/Radar|My Babysitters a Vampire]]
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'''Don:''' [sexfully] I love you, Beakman. }}
'''Don:''' [sexfully] I love you, Beakman. }}
* ''[[Rowan and Martins Laugh-In]]'' managed it sometimes by burying it in a hail of less offensive humor, and to a lesser degree by developing their own code words.
* ''[[Rowan and Martins Laugh-In]]'' managed it sometimes by burying it in a hail of less offensive humor, and to a lesser degree by developing their own code words.
* An episode of ''[[Thirty Rock (TV)|Thirty Rock]]'' saw Liz Lemon's father, named Richard, announcing that "It's not a [[Shock Site|Lemon party]] without old Dick!"
* An episode of ''[[30 Rock (TV)|Thirty Rock]]'' saw Liz Lemon's father, named Richard, announcing that "It's not a [[Shock Site|Lemon party]] without old Dick!"
** When the TGS writers were tasked with naming GE's latest microwave, Frank tried to sneak some dirty names under the radar, but the legal department couldn't be fooled.
** When the TGS writers were tasked with naming GE's latest microwave, Frank tried to sneak some dirty names under the radar, but the legal department couldn't be fooled.
{{quote| '''Frank:''' They knew what a Hot Richard was?}}
{{quote| '''Frank:''' They knew what a Hot Richard was?}}
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** See also Dean's line in a different episode: "Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those with my Thai massage last week."
** See also Dean's line in a different episode: "Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those with my Thai massage last week."
** Not to mention in 7.12, Sam asking Dean if he was looking at "More anime? Or are you strictly into Dick now?" (Regarding his obsession with Richard "Dick" Roman.)
** Not to mention in 7.12, Sam asking Dean if he was looking at "More anime? Or are you strictly into Dick now?" (Regarding his obsession with Richard "Dick" Roman.)
* In ''[[Phil of the Future]]'', Keely has a [[Did I Just Say That Out Loud]] moment:
* In ''[[Phil of the Future]]'', Keely has a [[Did I Just Say That Out Loud?]] moment:
{{quote| '''Keely:''' What in the world are two teenagers going to do in a dark room alone with no adults?<br />
{{quote| '''Keely:''' What in the world are two teenagers going to do in a dark room alone with no adults?<br />
''(cue [[That Came Out Wrong|shocked look.]])'' }}
''(cue [[That Came Out Wrong|shocked look.]])'' }}
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'''The Janitor:''' Wow! Tough break. }}
'''The Janitor:''' Wow! Tough break. }}
** Then again, a good portion of the episode involved Asians being mean to him, so the writers would have had to rewrite a good portion of it if it had been censored. The Janitor is a jerk.
** Then again, a good portion of the episode involved Asians being mean to him, so the writers would have had to rewrite a good portion of it if it had been censored. The Janitor is a jerk.
** One episode involving a botched surgery by Turk (the patient, [[Names the Same|Harvey Korman]] the local Hypochondriac, was fine but for some potential effect on his tennis serve) had Mr. Korman yelling unclearly enough that it would be difficult to tell whether he meant "Mangler!" [[Godwins Law|or]] "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele Mengele!]"
** One episode involving a botched surgery by Turk (the patient, [[Name's the Same|Harvey Korman]] the local Hypochondriac, was fine but for some potential effect on his tennis serve) had Mr. Korman yelling unclearly enough that it would be difficult to tell whether he meant "Mangler!" [[Godwin's Law|or]] "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele Mengele!]"
*** He clearly said Mengele. That's why Dr. Cox said Oh God and left the room. A much better example would be when Jordan was talking about her divorce from Dr. Cox:
*** He clearly said Mengele. That's why Dr. Cox said Oh God and left the room. A much better example would be when Jordan was talking about her divorce from Dr. Cox:
{{quote| '''Jordan:''' One of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name.<br />
{{quote| '''Jordan:''' One of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name.<br />
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** Another sketch had [[Neil Patrick Harris]] as The Shoe Fairy. This is a reference that would totally go over the heads of the younger audience.
** Another sketch had [[Neil Patrick Harris]] as The Shoe Fairy. This is a reference that would totally go over the heads of the younger audience.
* Late in the miniseries ''[[The Tenth Kingdom|The 10th Kingdom]]'', Virginia and Wolf come back from a frolic in the grass that started as a search for firewood. Returning, they pass Virginia's father Tony, who asks where the wood is. Virginia claims they couldn't find any. A moment later, he demands of Wolf, "I suppose you don't have any wood either?" to which Wolf replies with a goofy smile, "Not any more."
* Late in the miniseries ''[[The Tenth Kingdom|The 10th Kingdom]]'', Virginia and Wolf come back from a frolic in the grass that started as a search for firewood. Returning, they pass Virginia's father Tony, who asks where the wood is. Virginia claims they couldn't find any. A moment later, he demands of Wolf, "I suppose you don't have any wood either?" to which Wolf replies with a goofy smile, "Not any more."
* ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' once featured a sketch with Joe Pesci playing his "Goodfellas" character buying a pinkie ring. He goes to the mirror to try it on and begins miming a conversation which ends as an angry argument full of [[Cluster F Bomb|F words]]. Today, censors would pixillate his mouth and no one would get the joke.
* ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' once featured a sketch with Joe Pesci playing his "Goodfellas" character buying a pinkie ring. He goes to the mirror to try it on and begins miming a conversation which ends as an angry argument full of [[Cluster F-Bomb|F words]]. Today, censors would pixillate his mouth and no one would get the joke.
** And who can forget the Schwetty Balls sketch which pretty much lampshades the trope?
** And who can forget the Schwetty Balls sketch which pretty much lampshades the trope?
*** Reprised later with Pete Schwetty's other culinary concoction, his hot dogs... a.k.a. ''wieners''.
*** Reprised later with Pete Schwetty's other culinary concoction, his hot dogs... a.k.a. ''wieners''.
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** And the time that Rachel went on an independence kick after reading a heavily metaphorical book about female self-realization (which referred to not letting men "steal your wind", i.e., independence/power.) She eventually has a fight with Ross about this which is hilariously misinterpreted:
** And the time that Rachel went on an independence kick after reading a heavily metaphorical book about female self-realization (which referred to not letting men "steal your wind", i.e., independence/power.) She eventually has a fight with Ross about this which is hilariously misinterpreted:
{{quote| '''Ross:''' Your...wind?<br />
{{quote| '''Ross:''' Your...wind?<br />
'''Rachel:''' Yes Ross, my wind. How do expect me to grow [[Does This Remind You of Anything|if you won't let me blow?]]<br />
'''Rachel:''' Yes Ross, my wind. How do expect me to grow [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|if you won't let me blow?]]<br />
'''Ross (nervous):''' Oh...Y-you know I-I don't, have a - have a problem with that. }}
'''Ross (nervous):''' Oh...Y-you know I-I don't, have a - have a problem with that. }}
** When Monica tries buying and selling stocks:
** When Monica tries buying and selling stocks:
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* In an episode of ''The Suite Life of Zack and Cody'', London mistakes Maddie's command to strip the bed as a request to ''strip''.
* In an episode of ''The Suite Life of Zack and Cody'', London mistakes Maddie's command to strip the bed as a request to ''strip''.
** There was also an episode where the mother was trying to get a raise and Zack was acting as her agent. He tells Mr. Moseby the restaurant was only doing so well because "you have this glamor puss up there shaking her goodies." That certainly gave me pause ... and special [[Squick|creepy bonus points]] because he was referring to ''his mother''.
** There was also an episode where the mother was trying to get a raise and Zack was acting as her agent. He tells Mr. Moseby the restaurant was only doing so well because "you have this glamor puss up there shaking her goodies." That certainly gave me pause ... and special [[Squick|creepy bonus points]] because he was referring to ''his mother''.
** In another one, the twins' mom jokes about Cody's identity crisis when he dresses up in hip-hop clothing, using the phrase "Fo' shizzle, [[N Word Privileges|my nizzle!]]" This troper cringed at its use on a Disney program.
** In another one, the twins' mom jokes about Cody's identity crisis when he dresses up in hip-hop clothing, using the phrase "Fo' shizzle, [[N-Word Privileges|my nizzle!]]" This troper cringed at its use on a Disney program.
** In another episode, a twin convention is being held at the Tipton. The sign reads, "the Tipton welcomes twins". Before the theme song, the sign and Mr. Moseby fall. He then picks up an "A" and comments on how he landed on it. It took a while for this troper to realize that there weren't any "A"s on the sign!
** In another episode, a twin convention is being held at the Tipton. The sign reads, "the Tipton welcomes twins". Before the theme song, the sign and Mr. Moseby fall. He then picks up an "A" and comments on how he landed on it. It took a while for this troper to realize that there weren't any "A"s on the sign!
{{quote| '''Mr. Moseby:''' Oh, I landed on my "A"!}}
{{quote| '''Mr. Moseby:''' Oh, I landed on my "A"!}}
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg Someone had to know what the song, "One Toke Over the Line" was about. Lawrence Welk apparently didn't.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg Someone had to know what the song, "One Toke Over the Line" was about. Lawrence Welk apparently didn't.]
* ''[[The Goodies (TV)|The Goodies]]'' were understandably upset when Mary Whitehouse cited them as an example of good, clean television - so they wrote an entire episode making fun of her and censorship in general. Under the guise of an apparently child-friendly silliness, they wrote (and aired) episodes candidly satirising police brutality, military testing, the British Post Office, even Apartheid (one of their less successful attempts), but it took Tim Brooke-Taylor donning a pair of briefs emblazoned with a cartoon carrot in a Saturday Night Fever parody to earn Whitehouse's condemnation. The BBC then axed their show.
* ''[[The Goodies (TV)|The Goodies]]'' were understandably upset when Mary Whitehouse cited them as an example of good, clean television - so they wrote an entire episode making fun of her and censorship in general. Under the guise of an apparently child-friendly silliness, they wrote (and aired) episodes candidly satirising police brutality, military testing, the British Post Office, even Apartheid (one of their less successful attempts), but it took Tim Brooke-Taylor donning a pair of briefs emblazoned with a cartoon carrot in a Saturday Night Fever parody to earn Whitehouse's condemnation. The BBC then axed their show.
** No, the Goodies just switched to ITV. The above-mentioned Whitehouse episode was however not shown in Australia, presumably [[What Do You Mean Its Not for Kids|due to its violence]].
** No, the Goodies just switched to ITV. The above-mentioned Whitehouse episode was however not shown in Australia, presumably [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?|due to its violence]].
** Even if she knows it wasn't a children's show, this troper's mind still baffles when she wonders how they got past Graeme, very casually, say "You ''berk!''" to Tim. 'Berk' was short for 'Berkeley hunt', which was, in turn, rhyming slang for...uh, [[Country Matters]]. Also, from another episode, we get this:
** Even if she knows it wasn't a children's show, this troper's mind still baffles when she wonders how they got past Graeme, very casually, say "You ''berk!''" to Tim. 'Berk' was short for 'Berkeley hunt', which was, in turn, rhyming slang for...uh, [[Country Matters]]. Also, from another episode, we get this:
{{quote| '''Tim:''' I remember when England's hills were green...but look at it now...scarred! Defaced! ...Raped!<br />
{{quote| '''Tim:''' I remember when England's hills were green...but look at it now...scarred! Defaced! ...Raped!<br />
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** "A Private Little War" has a witch-woman on a primative planet cure Kirk by writhing over his body and moaning her way to a climax.
** "A Private Little War" has a witch-woman on a primative planet cure Kirk by writhing over his body and moaning her way to a climax.
** [http://www.theviewscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/whatarelittlegirls2.jpg This.] And they did things like that all the time.
** [http://www.theviewscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/whatarelittlegirls2.jpg This.] And they did things like that all the time.
* ''[[The Muppet Show]]'' was (in)famous for [[What Do You Mean Its Not for Kids|not being a kids' show]], but one significant example was Petula Clark dancing around the feet of [http://www.muppetcentral.com/guides/episodes/tms/season2/44_clark.shtml a] [http://www.muppetcentral.com/guides/episodes/tms/season2/44_clark.shtml Bossman] whilst singing ''The [[Gender Flip|Boy]] From Ipanema''. At the line "when he passes, each one he passes, goes 'a-a-ah'", she's standing between his legs and looking up for the last few syllables.
* ''[[The Muppet Show]]'' was (in)famous for [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?|not being a kids' show]], but one significant example was Petula Clark dancing around the feet of [http://www.muppetcentral.com/guides/episodes/tms/season2/44_clark.shtml a] [http://www.muppetcentral.com/guides/episodes/tms/season2/44_clark.shtml Bossman] whilst singing ''The [[Gender Flip|Boy]] From Ipanema''. At the line "when he passes, each one he passes, goes 'a-a-ah'", she's standing between his legs and looking up for the last few syllables.
** In the Muppet's video for the song "Kokomo", Kermit gets in trouble because Miss Piggy catches him ''checking out the asses'' of a pair of hula dancers.
** In the Muppet's video for the song "Kokomo", Kermit gets in trouble because Miss Piggy catches him ''checking out the asses'' of a pair of hula dancers.
* The double entendres fly fast and free on ''[[Dirty Jobs]]'', but a real jaw dropping "He said ''what''?" moment comes when [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2l0rhvTFCQ Mike Rowe guest starred on ''Sesame Street'' to interview Oscar The Grouch]. Oscar invites Mike in his trash can using the back door entrance, to which Mike says off-handedly "I always wanted to go in the back door". Not that the kids would pick up on it, but judging from the way the editing cuts him off in the middle of "door"...
* The double entendres fly fast and free on ''[[Dirty Jobs]]'', but a real jaw dropping "He said ''what''?" moment comes when [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2l0rhvTFCQ Mike Rowe guest starred on ''Sesame Street'' to interview Oscar The Grouch]. Oscar invites Mike in his trash can using the back door entrance, to which Mike says off-handedly "I always wanted to go in the back door". Not that the kids would pick up on it, but judging from the way the editing cuts him off in the middle of "door"...
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* The name of one ''[[Dollhouse (TV)|Dollhouse]]'' episode ("Belle Chose") is a slang term used by [[Geoffrey Chaucer (Creator)|Geoffrey Chaucer]] meaning 'vagina.'
* The name of one ''[[Dollhouse (TV)|Dollhouse]]'' episode ("Belle Chose") is a slang term used by [[Geoffrey Chaucer (Creator)|Geoffrey Chaucer]] meaning 'vagina.'
** Granted, the episode did have a lot to do with sex and Chaucer.
** Granted, the episode did have a lot to do with sex and Chaucer.
* An episode of the UK ''[[Who Wants to Be A Millionaire]]'' had Chris Tarrant saying to a contestant, straight faced, "so you're into pegging, then?" before going on to say that she'd mentioned in her application that she enjoyed doing laundry. [[This Troper]] almost fell out of her chair.
* An episode of the UK ''[[Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?]]'' had Chris Tarrant saying to a contestant, straight faced, "so you're into pegging, then?" before going on to say that she'd mentioned in her application that she enjoyed doing laundry. [[This Troper]] almost fell out of her chair.
* On one episode of ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel Air]]'', Will takes his nephew to the mall to see Dougie the Whale (read: Barney). Dougie goes diva and stops the show early, and Will confronts him backstage, calling him a "big, blubber-filled, Moby Dick," in such a way as to make "Moby" sound like an adjective.
* On one episode of ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel Air]]'', Will takes his nephew to the mall to see Dougie the Whale (read: Barney). Dougie goes diva and stops the show early, and Will confronts him backstage, calling him a "big, blubber-filled, Moby Dick," in such a way as to make "Moby" sound like an adjective.
* There's this one episode of kids' show ''Rainbow'', filmed as part of a Christmas Tape to amuse the people who worked for the production company, which really does need to be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZbNR5dgUlk seen to be believed].
* There's this one episode of kids' show ''Rainbow'', filmed as part of a Christmas Tape to amuse the people who worked for the production company, which really does need to be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZbNR5dgUlk seen to be believed].
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* Similar to ''The Slammer'' above, CBBC's ''[[Little Howards Big Question (TV)|Little Howards Big Question]]'' (already loaded with non-sexual [[Parental Bonus]] thanks to the writer being a comedian) got away with a scene where the main character's sidekick (played by the writer) announces his excitement at the chance to 'go up Big Ben'. The main character replies, 'Won't he mind?'
* Similar to ''The Slammer'' above, CBBC's ''[[Little Howards Big Question (TV)|Little Howards Big Question]]'' (already loaded with non-sexual [[Parental Bonus]] thanks to the writer being a comedian) got away with a scene where the main character's sidekick (played by the writer) announces his excitement at the chance to 'go up Big Ben'. The main character replies, 'Won't he mind?'
** In one episode, Big Howard says of his [[Girl of the Week]], "...win her hand, and possibly a few other body parts, in marriage."
** In one episode, Big Howard says of his [[Girl of the Week]], "...win her hand, and possibly a few other body parts, in marriage."
** At the start of the episode about sleep, Big Howard is reading Little Howard a bedtime story. It is called "Fizziwink and the [[Mushroom Samba|Wrong Mushrooms]]" with an ''Amanita muscaris'' on the cover, and the ending we hear is "And they all lived happily ever after, except for the littlest rabbit, [[Scare Em Straight|who was thrown into prison until the end of his days]]."
** At the start of the episode about sleep, Big Howard is reading Little Howard a bedtime story. It is called "Fizziwink and the [[Mushroom Samba|Wrong Mushrooms]]" with an ''Amanita muscaris'' on the cover, and the ending we hear is "And they all lived happily ever after, except for the littlest rabbit, [[Scare'Em Straight|who was thrown into prison until the end of his days]]."
* In ''[[Sonny With a Chance]]'', due to her mother's failed attempt at advice, a confused Sonny says something along the lines of "you want me to punch her in her headlights?!"
* In ''[[Sonny With a Chance]]'', due to her mother's failed attempt at advice, a confused Sonny says something along the lines of "you want me to punch her in her headlights?!"
** From the episode where Sonny learns about Chad's stunt double, she says in response to him "At least the Titanic got a nice meal before they went down."
** From the episode where Sonny learns about Chad's stunt double, she says in response to him "At least the Titanic got a nice meal before they went down."
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* On the [[Discovery Channel]] game show ''[[Cash Cab]]'', the two passengers used a Shout Out to correctly guess the answer to a question about Shiatsu massage. When they answered right, host Ben Bailey said [[Happy Ending Massage|"and a happy ending for all!"]]
* On the [[Discovery Channel]] game show ''[[Cash Cab]]'', the two passengers used a Shout Out to correctly guess the answer to a question about Shiatsu massage. When they answered right, host Ben Bailey said [[Happy Ending Massage|"and a happy ending for all!"]]
* One ''[[Dharma and Greg]]'' episode revolved around a plastic duck which was given as a trophy to the couple who had sex in the most public place. At the end, someone points out that the duck looks more like a goose. Dharma agrees that it ''is'' a goose, but "goose doesn't rhyme."
* One ''[[Dharma and Greg]]'' episode revolved around a plastic duck which was given as a trophy to the couple who had sex in the most public place. At the end, someone points out that the duck looks more like a goose. Dharma agrees that it ''is'' a goose, but "goose doesn't rhyme."
* In ''The Supersizers Eat... The Eighties'', foodie Giles Coren [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voj7nxRBBKY#t=8m50s tries to create a "Cement Mixer" cocktail by taking swigs of Baileys and lemon juice and swilling]. Co-presenter [[The Smart Guy|Sue Perkins]] gleefully squeezes his cheeks, causing him to [[Does This Remind You of Anything|squirt little jets of milky liquid]].
* In ''The Supersizers Eat... The Eighties'', foodie Giles Coren [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voj7nxRBBKY#t=8m50s tries to create a "Cement Mixer" cocktail by taking swigs of Baileys and lemon juice and swilling]. Co-presenter [[The Smart Guy|Sue Perkins]] gleefully squeezes his cheeks, causing him to [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|squirt little jets of milky liquid]].
* The show ''[[Victorious]]'' has [[Victorious (TV)/Radar|its own page]], so we won't list the examples on this page. We will, however, point out that it needed a page of its own after just ''two episodes''.
* The show ''[[Victorious]]'' has [[Victorious (TV)/Radar|its own page]], so we won't list the examples on this page. We will, however, point out that it needed a page of its own after just ''two episodes''.
* Towards the end of the ''[[Neverwhere]]'' miniseries, one of Richard's co-workers says she'd bet he got his finger caught in a door (it was injured), and it immediately reminds him of Door, [[The Not Love Interest|The]] [[That Didn't Happen|Not]] [[The Not Love Interest|Love Interest]].
* Towards the end of the ''[[Neverwhere]]'' miniseries, one of Richard's co-workers says she'd bet he got his finger caught in a door (it was injured), and it immediately reminds him of Door, [[The Not Love Interest|The]] [[That Didn't Happen|Not]] [[The Not Love Interest|Love Interest]].
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* An episode of [[Dads Army]] was titled ''Round and Round went the Great Big Wheel'', a line from a song about " {{spoiler|a woman with a cunt so wide/she could not be satisfied}}" except by a "{{spoiler|prick of steel/Ten feet long and driven by a wheel}}".
* An episode of [[Dads Army]] was titled ''Round and Round went the Great Big Wheel'', a line from a song about " {{spoiler|a woman with a cunt so wide/she could not be satisfied}}" except by a "{{spoiler|prick of steel/Ten feet long and driven by a wheel}}".
* An hour-long documentary about Gary Oldman that aired on regular cable included footage of his performance of My Way from Sid And Nancy, including the line "You cunt, I'm not a queer" completely unbleeped.
* An hour-long documentary about Gary Oldman that aired on regular cable included footage of his performance of My Way from Sid And Nancy, including the line "You cunt, I'm not a queer" completely unbleeped.
* In one episode of ''[[Modern Family]]'', somebody calls Phils and, thinking that he's running an escort service selling his wife and daughter, asks if "the carpet matches the drapes". Phil, [[One Dialogue Two Conversations|thinking he's talking about buying a house]], responds accordingly.
* In one episode of ''[[Modern Family]]'', somebody calls Phils and, thinking that he's running an escort service selling his wife and daughter, asks if "the carpet matches the drapes". Phil, [[One Dialogue, Two Conversations|thinking he's talking about buying a house]], responds accordingly.
* A re-run episode of rock music show ''The Old Grey Whistle Test'' from 1978 opens with BBC music presenter Annie Nightingale sitting at a desk. Pinned to the wall behind her are a multiplicity of rock posters and gig flyers. She is smiling happily. All we can see above and to the right of her head is the one word, in masive font, "COCKS". She maked the show introduction as if nothing had happened, and straight to a live set by Siouxie and the Bandshees. The camera returns to the presentation desk and pulls out a little, revealing the full word is a band name "THE BUZZCOCKS".
* A re-run episode of rock music show ''The Old Grey Whistle Test'' from 1978 opens with BBC music presenter Annie Nightingale sitting at a desk. Pinned to the wall behind her are a multiplicity of rock posters and gig flyers. She is smiling happily. All we can see above and to the right of her head is the one word, in masive font, "COCKS". She maked the show introduction as if nothing had happened, and straight to a live set by Siouxie and the Bandshees. The camera returns to the presentation desk and pulls out a little, revealing the full word is a band name "THE BUZZCOCKS".