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Gilligan's dream that he's Lord Admiral Gilligan, fighting pirates (the other male castaways) on his ship in the wildest, wackiest swordfight in 1960s Live Action TV.
The castaways tap into a transcontinental telephone cable, and Gilligan reaches an operator who keeps asking him to deposit a dime.

Gilligan: Operator, listen to me, listen to me! We're shipwrecked, you see, and we found this telephone line, and we tapped into it. And we're on a deserted island, and there's no telephone booth or even a phone!
Operator: Why do I get all the nuts? (disconnects the line)

Similarly, when they find a chest which they think is full of treasure, the Howell's open it up and discover cannon-balls, which they don't recognize, and postulate that they are black pearls.

Mrs. Howell: I wonder how they got those little tiny oysters to produce such large pearls?
Mr. Howell: (in an amazed voice) They must have used whips.

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 * Gilligan's dream that he's Lord Admiral Gilligan, fighting pirates (the other male castaways) on his ship in the wildest, wackiest swordfight in 1960s Live Action TV.
 * The castaways tap into a transcontinental telephone cable, and Gilligan reaches an operator who keeps asking him to deposit a dime.
-{{quote| '''Gilligan''': Operator, listen to me, listen to me! We're shipwrecked, you see, and we found this telephone line, and we tapped into it. And we're on a deserted island, and there's no telephone booth or even a phone!<br />
+{{quote|'''Gilligan''': Operator, listen to me, listen to me! We're shipwrecked, you see, and we found this telephone line, and we tapped into it. And we're on a deserted island, and there's no telephone booth or even a phone!
 '''Operator''': [[Cassandra Truth|Why do I get all the nuts]]? (disconnects the line) }}
 * Similarly, when they find a chest which they think is full of treasure, the Howell's open it up and discover cannon-balls, which they don't recognize, and postulate that they are black pearls.
-{{quote| '''Mrs. Howell''': I wonder how they got those little tiny oysters to produce such large pearls?<br />
+{{quote|'''Mrs. Howell''': I wonder how they got those little tiny oysters to produce such large pearls?
 '''Mr. Howell''': (in an amazed voice) They must have used ''whips.'' }}
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 [[Category:Gilligan's Island]]
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