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[[File:gilligancutdonald 7697.jpg|link=Don Rosa|frame|Be careful of what you say.]]
 
{{quote|'''Steff:''' ''"Freakazoid, [[Schmuck Bait|why did you say his name]]?"''
'''Freakazoid:''' ''"[[It Amused Me|Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things]], like on - you ever watch '''[[F Troop]]''', where Agarn says, 'There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!' And Forrest Tucker's like, 'Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!' [[Whip Pan|And they wipe]] - [[Saying Sound Effects Out Loud|blublublublublub]] - [[Lampshade Hanging|and Agarn's wearin' a dress.]]"''|''[[Freakazoid]]'', ''"[[Candle Jack|Candleja]]''{{spoiler|[[Memetic Mutation|Dammit.]]''}}"''}}
|''[[Freakazoid!]]'', ''"[[Candle Jack|Candleja]]''{{spoiler|[[Memetic Mutation|Dammit.]]}}"}}
 
The '''Gilligan Cut''' is a classic staple of comedy in which someone announces something forcefully, and the scene immediately cuts to the same character doing something in direct contradiction to what he just said.
 
[[File:gilligancutdonald 7697.jpg|link=Don Rosa|frame|Be careful of what you say.]]
The '''Gilligan Cut''' is a classic staple of comedy in which someone announces something forcefully and the scene immediately cuts to the same character doing something in direct contradiction to what he just said.
 
For example, a character protests vehemently, "What, you expect me to wear a grass skirt, stand up on top of the Empire State Building and belt out the chorus of 'New York, New York'? Well, I'm not gonna... I'm just not gonna..." [[Whip Pan]] over to the character wearing a grass skirt on the 102nd floor, singing "I want to be a part of it, New York, New York!"
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The Gilligan Cut. Comedy ain't pretty.
 
Simply put, if the character says "I'm not doing this", chances are, the character ''will'' do this for the sake of comedic effect, while responding "I can't ''believe'' I'm doing this". May involve a bit of [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]] when the victim will demand to know how they were talked into this situation.
 
If both sides of the cut feature the same or similar lines of dialogue, you also have an [[Ironic Echo Cut]].
 
{{examples}}
== Anime &and Manga ==
 
* ''[[Ranma ½]]'':
== Anime & Manga ==
* ''[[Ranma ½]]''
** The second movie has this, and plays with it at the same time. The women of the group are being abducted by unknown shadowy creatures one by one. Currently, Akane is the only one they can use as bait, except everyone's looking at male Ranma. Cut to female Ranma struggling against the pole she's been tied to. Of course, there's a kettle on the top of the pole, it's clearly a trap, and Ranma was only acting like s/he was tied up.
** Happens when Akane becomes injured and unable to participate in the Martial Arts Gymnastics tournament. They try to convince Ranma to change into a girl to take her place but he loudly protests that there is no way he is putting on a leotard. Cut to Ranma wearing a leotard.
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* In ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', Ed and Ling are {{spoiler|trapped in Gluttony's stomach.}} A tired Ling collapses and Ed tries to get him to get up again by starting to walk away while repeatedly saying he's leaving without him. We then cut to Ed carrying Ling over his shoulder.
* In ''[[Naruto]]'', right before Jiraiya leaves to investigate Akatsuki's ties to Amegakure, he goes to Tsunade's office, and, instead of just telling her that he thinks their leader is there, suggests they go out for a drink and talk at the bar. Tsunade rightfully points out that as a [[Authority Equals Asskicking|Hokage]] with many ninja in the field, she can't just go out and get plastered in the middle of the afternoon. Cut to the two of them at a bar, Tsunade clearly getting plastered, and Jiraiya telling her she should take her own advice.
* Happens in an early episode of ''[[SoraSo noRa WotoNo Wo To]]''. Kanata and Noel think that they saw a ghost in the barracks of their base. Kureha disagrees, suggesting that they're seeing things. Rio agrees with Kureha... cut to Kureha and Kanata standing at the entrance to the barracks, with Rio ordering them to investigate before turning around and running herself (and shouting those orders from a safe distance, no less).
* Used when Shippo is introduced in ''[[Inuyasha|Inu Yasha]]''. After Kagome was captured, Shippo, with no other choice, turns to Inu-Yasha. However, he's still pissed about Shippo putting [[It Makes Sense in Context|a Buddhist statue on his hand, making him immobile]]. Shippo promises to free Inu-Yasha if he promises not to hit him. After he agrees, it cuts to Inu-Yasha beating the shit out of Shippo.
* In ''[[Minami-ke]]'', after Chiaki laughs at Kana's anti-rain charm idea:
{{quote|'''Kana:''' I'm going to roll you up in a sheet and hang you!
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'''Ayano:''' Stupid Kazuma! I hate you! Do you hear me? You make me sick! }}
* In a recent chapter of ''[[Gamble Fish]]'', Tomu asks Mika if he could sit on her shoulders so he can get a better look at the cracks on the cave's ceiling. She refused, saying that it is usually the woman that sits on top, but he debates that with her being a tennis pro, her legs are stronger to support them. She ultimately suggests they [[Rock-Paper-Scissors]] for it. The next scene, she is seen caring him on her shoulders cursing that she should have never gambled with a cheating gambler.
* ''[[Fujimura-kun Mates|Fujimura Kun Mates]]'': [[Chaste Hero|Fujimura]] suspects that two of his [[Unwanted Harem|unwanted girlfriend candidates]] are up to their usual no good hijinks. But he refuses to spy on them for ethical reasons. Next page, he eventually gives in.
* The first episode of the ''[[Tenchi Universe|Universe]]'' canon of ''[[Tenchi Muyo!|Tenchi Muyo]]'' has Tenchi's dad, Nobuyuki, vowing to stay up all night to protect Ryoko. One Gilligan Cut later, he's asleep on the couch.
* About halfway through ''[[Your Name]]'', Taki wakes up in Mitsuha's body again and says that he shouldn't touch her breasts for her sake. Cut to Yotsuha opening the bedroom door to wake her up and seeing just that happening.
 
* During the Goha 6 arc of ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh! SEVENS]]'', the leader of the [[Quirky Miniboss Squad]] enforces a very strict policy for them, in that losing even one duel against the Rush Club will result in being relieved of their position and fired. In one episode of the arc, after both Yuro and Yujin are disposed of this way, he wonders how they are handling their loss, commenting it must be "the most miserable day of their lives". Switch scenes to Yujin who is on a fishing boat with Skipjack (head of the Goha Elementary Aquatic Club) having caught a huge “lunker” as big as he is, saying it is the ''best'' day of his life.
== Comedy ==
* Larry the Cable Guy had a running gag of this sort throughout one of his shows. For instance, his wife urged him to shave his balls. Like he was going to do that. "So there I am, shaving my nut sack...."
* Robert Schimmel is a fan of this one too. "Yeah, like I'm going to stick my dick, which shoots a liquid, into something that plugs into the wall." "So I'm on the floor fucking this thing..."
 
 
== Comic Books ==
* ''[[Empowered]]'':
** [[Alpha Bitch|Sistah Spooky]] gets one of these during her [[Backstory]]. A rather plain black girl in a school full of Blonde Bimbos, she summons a demon to take revenge—only to be told that he can't act against other clients. He then offers her the chance to enroll in the same program to [[Deal with the Devil|sell her soul for beauty]], which she emphatically rejects. The next page has her admiring her new body, and receiving a phone call from Hell saying that there was a minor problem with the spell, making her a [[Vain Sorceress]] on top of things.
** There's no way ThugBoy's going to wear his old Sparta-esque "Centurion 3000" minion costume with the breastplate nipples and short skirt. No way in hell. Nuh-uh.
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'''Lola:''' I ''hate'' my boss... }}
* Another dark variant appears in ''[[Identity Crisis]]'' when Sue's murderer is revealed and argues "You can't just throw me in some cell and toss the key!" Cut to [[Bedlam House|Arkham Asylum]].
* In the [[Spider-Man]] story arc where [[Our Vampires Are Different|Morlun]] is first introduced, Ezekiel is giving Peter the [[Mr. Exposition]] routine on what he is and what threat he poses:
 
{{quote|'''Ezikel:''' Over the centuries, the feeding has taken on the air of ritual, of formality. At this moment, your adversary is probably still preparing for the hunt, using whatever unholy rituals may be appropriate...
 
''(Cut to Morlun, who is, in fact, [[Villains Out Shopping|at a department store with his henchman]], trying on a new suit.)''
== Comic Strips ==
'''Morlun:''' ...do you think this makes my butt look fat?}}
* ''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''
** Happens often, especially when Calvin refuses to take a bath. The next panel will have him in the bathtub complaining.
** There was also this memorable exchange:
{{quote|'''Calvin:''' I don't think I'll go to school today.
'''Mom:''' ''I'' think you will.
'''Calvin:''' '''I''' think I won't.
''(cut to Calvin grudgingly waiting at the bus stop)''
'''Calvin:''' Rats. }}
* Lampshaded in ''Daddy's Home''. Elliot asks his dad if they can take a pelican home with them. Dad: "We are not bringing that pelican home with us, and that's final!" In the next panel, Elliot says, [http://www.creators.com/comics/daddys-home/64077.html "Cut to plane ride home ..."], and, sure enough, the third panel shows the pelican on a plane going home with the family.
* In France during the [[wikipedia:Dreyfus affair|Dreyfus affair]], [[wikipedia:File:Caran-d-ache-dreyfus-supper.jpg|this cartoon]] by Carand'Ache:
{{quote|'''Top:''' Above all! let's not talk about the Dreyfus affair!
'''Bottom:''' ... They talked about it... }}
 
 
== Fan Works ==
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{{quote|'''Scout:''' Uuh, no. No way! Frickin' no!
''(cut to Scout in Spyper's van)'' }}
* In ''[httphttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/65216936958009/1/Queerly-Beloved thisQueerly Beloved]'', a ''[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]'' fanfic, [[Ho Yay|Harry and Draco]] are getting married and Harry has somehow been convinced to let Fred and George officiate the wedding (not the smartest of moves). Draco is not happy about it, but Harry has reassured him that it will be fine.
{{quote|'''Harry:''' ''(thinking)'' I'm sure they won't do anything stupid.
'''George:''' [[Title Drop|Queerly beloved...]]
'''Draco:''' ''(death glare at Harry)'' }}
* In the ''[[Leviathan (novel)|Leviathan]]'' fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6792549/1/Double_Dutch Double Dutch]'', the author goes from claiming the characters behave in a "chaste, Christian manner" to the first line being two males checking out each others chest hair and not being homoerotic. [[Blatant Lies|At all.]]
* ''[[Code MentMENT]]'':
** It's a running gag for certain parties to comment on Lelouch's effectiveness as a threat, only to cut to him doing something incredibly stupid.
{{quote|'''Viceroy Cornelia:''' This "One" character seems to be our most dangerous threat--
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{{quote|'''TV correspondent:''' This just in! In order to draw out the '''criminal mastermind''' known as One--
'''One:''' Oh my God-- ''(dramatic closeup)'' '''MY SHOES ARE ON FIRE!''' }}
* ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'' fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6715281/1/Princess (fanfic)|Princess]]'': Julien declares that he will handle the penguins' contempt "the way a king should -- with dignity!" The next sentence shows him [[Heartbreak and Ice Cream|weeping uncontrollably into a tub of ice cream bigger than he is]].
* This occurred in the ''[[Bleach]]'' fic ''[[Uninvited Guests]]'' after Hitsugaya snapped, had a massive breakdown, and ran off to try to kill the [[Big Bad]] single-handedly.
{{quote|'''Matsumoto:''' Now, Captain Hitsugaya is, well... a Captain. So he's faster than we are, no doubt, but we can probably still catch up to him, just because he's going to be in the living world for a long time. I mean, he'd have to find a gate to Hueco Mundo, and I seriously doubt anyone will actually help him get there! Nobody could be THAT completely irresponsible!
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''(Cut to Luffy being tied up)''
'''Luffy:''' Wow! I actually felt myself die a little inside! }}
* ''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]:'': At the start of episode twenty-seven Goku reflects that everybody is doing just fine without him. Cut to:
{{quote|'''Vegeta:''' Healer's down!
'''Krillin:''' Need a rest!
'''Gohan:''' Out of mana!
''(Vegeta starts screaming and they all follow suit)'' }}
* The ''[[Kantai Collection]]'' fanfic ''[[Things Involving Shipgirls That Are No Longer Allowed]]'', [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11576577/436/Things-Involving-Shipgirls-That-Are-No-Longer-Allowed Rule 1559]: "We'll get that pizza, or get thrown in jail trying!" Cut to {{spoiler|the cell door clanging shut}}.
 
* ''[[Gravity Falls]]''{{'}} Pacifica Northwest has things to do besides wait to see if Dipper comes back for his hat in [https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/942/792/2d9.jpg this fan comic].
 
== Films -- Animation ==
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''(cut to a sea of boiling lava)''
'''Dougal:''' Oh, sugar. }}
 
 
== Films -- Live-Action ==
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* In ''[[Heathers]]'', Veronica is coerced into going on a date with someone other than JD and agrees: "Okay, just as long as it's not one of those nights when they get shit-faced and take us to a pasture to tip cows." You can guess what happens next.
* Also happens to the chaplain in ''[[Von Ryan's Express]]'', the variant where he is clueless as to what the others are planning for him to do.
* ''[[Harold and Kumar|Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle]]''
** When Kumar decides to take a detour at Princeton.
{{quote|'''Harold:''' Forget it. End of discussion. I am not seeing Cindy Kim.
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** A later scene has Kumar telling Harold: "You don't have rabies. We're not going to a hospital. You're fine." Guess the setting of the next scene.
* ''[[Hot Fuzz]]'' uses this frequently.
{{quote|'''Mr. Staker''': *Over the phone* Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
'''Nick''': P.I. Staker? Right, ''Piss taker''! COME ON! *Cuts to him talking to Mr. Staker in person* Right, Mr. Staker...}}
* ''[[Independence Day]]'': "If you feel compelled to leave these cities, please do so in an orderly fashion..."
* The original Italian version of the film ''Swept Away'': The two castaways are approaching their island destination on a rubber raft, and Raffaella brushes aside Gennarino's worries about the raft getting punctured on hidden rocks. Cut to them dragging the shredded remains of the raft up onto the shore.
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''(cut)''
'''Mr. Bronski:''' ''(dressed as Col. Erhardt) Look'' at me! }}
* In ''[[Harry Potter and Thethe Half-Blood Prince (novel)|Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince]]'', Harry is looking for a date to Slughorn's party:
{{quote|'''Harry:''' I'll ask someone I like. Someone cool.
''Cut to Harry greeting [[Cloudcuckoolander|Luna Lovegood]].'' }}
* ''[[Twister]]'' uses this after Jo's truck is destroyed.
{{quote|'''Jo''': That's a very nice truck.
'''Bill''': Don't even think about it. No way. }}
''Cut to Jo, Bill and Melissa in the red truck with the Dorothy equipment in back''}}
* ''[[Thor: Ragnarok]]'': The "Get Help" sequence, with Thor trying to convince Loki to use an old trick they called "Get Help". Loki shuts down Thor, insisting that "We are ''not'' doing 'Get Help'." One hard cut later, and Thor comes out of the elevator, half-carrying a limp Loki, bellowing "Get help!".
 
 
== Literature ==
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And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax
And left them there, standing un-budged in their tracks.'' }}
* When Locke, the [[Gentleman Bastard Sequence]] fomr ''[[Literature/The Lies Of Locke Lamora|The Lies Of Locke Lamora]]'', encounters the Bondsmage for the first time, we get a short flashback in which his old mentor explains that one must always be very respectful to a Bondsmage or horrible retribution will occur. The first line of the next chapter is Locke addressing the Bondsmage with the words "Nice bird, arsehole."
* ''[[A Song of Ice and Fire]]''
** There're some from Tyrion's perspective. At one point when things are going very badly, {{spoiler|another dwarf who performs a comedy act asks him to join in, and he refuses blatantly.}} Guess what he's doing the next time we see him?
** A decidedly un-funny one happens mid-chapter during {{spoiler|Tyrion's trial for murdering Joffrey. Tyrion thinks to himself how unfortunate it is that Shae has been forced to testify, but reassures himself that she doesn't know anything that can harm him. The next sentence has "the girl he loved" lying to the court about how he planned the assassination and horribly mistreated her (both of which are totally untrue).}}
 
 
== Live-Action TV ==
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{{quote|'''Abaddon:''' Everything relies on you getting them in, getting them out, and preventing anyone from getting killed. Think you can do that?
'''Naomi:''' Sure. Why not? }}
*:* {{spoiler|Cut to Naomi's corpse.}}
:and
{{quote|'''Miles:''' If Faraday said get people off the Island... I'd do it.
'''Dr. Chang:''' Well, then let's hope he knows what he's doing. }}
*:* {{spoiler|Cut to Faraday's corpse.}}
* ''[[Friends]]'' has one in the One Where Rachel Quits, when she says that it feels so good that she doesn't have to serve coffee ever again. Cut to her new job, where a man tells her how her superior wants his coffee.
* The trope namer, ''[[Gilligan's Island|Gilligans Island]]'', has a number of these. To cite one of many examples: in one episode, a group of natives visit the island searching for a "White Goddess" to take back to their island, which presumably has contact with civilization. Rather than putting one of the women in danger, the men decide that one of them dress up in drag to be the White Goddess. When it becomes apparent that the task will fall to Gilligan, he immediately protests, "I'm not gonna dress up like a girl, and you can't make me!", upon which the scene immediately cuts to Gilligan dressed as a woman (and still saying "You can't make me, you can't make me!").
* [[Stephen Colbert]] does this right before the interview with his first-act "mini guests". First, he furiously rails against something or someone in the intro, and then he cuts straight to welcoming that person to his show. "[...] I will never, in a million years, ever understand what Jake Tapper was thinking! Here to tell me what Jake Tapper was thinking, please welcome the host of 'This Week', Jake Tapper."
* Done constantly in ''[[Married... with Children]]'', usually after Al says something to tempt fate.
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{{quote|'''Peggy:''' 60 dollars?! For a record? Hey, look. You must look at my husband, and mistake crazy for stupid. He's not paying sixty dollars for a record, and if he does, [[Curse Cut Short|I'll kiss your]] -
''(cut to Al and Peggy entering their house, Al with the record in his hand, and Peggy wiping her mouth)'' }}
* ''[[Mama's Family|Mamas Family]]'' pulls this move in season 1 episode 2. Vint declares to his mother that nothing can make him stop seeing (his mother's mortal enemy & neighbor) Naomi Oates. Immediate cut has Vint doing the very thing. They're married by episode 4.
* ''[[Men Behaving Badly]]'' writer Simon Nye has declared his hatred for this trope, considering it a sitcom cliché, and managed to get away with only using it once in the entire run of MBB (Ken has taken over the pub; Gary declares that he and Tony will not set foot in there again until Les is restored as barman—Gilligan Cut to him and Tony convivially sharing a drink with Ken inside the pub).
* Subverted in ''[[The Mighty Boosh]]'' when Howard refuses to dress as a panda, saying no man should ever be forced to do that. Cut to Vince dressed as a panda instead.
* ''[[Hogan's Heroes]]''. In "Everyone loves a Snowman", Hogan and his men are trying to hide a recently downed bomber crew and the Gestapo finds and needs to fill a false tunnel in the barracks. Hogan tells the airmen not to worry, "There are twenty barracks on this base and we have tunnels to all but one, barracks 4." Cut to the men standing in front of Barracks #4.
* In a segment of ''[[Beakman's World|Beakmans World]]'' on magic, Phoebe complains how they're gonna make her the bubble-brained assistant just because she's a girl. Beak says, "If anyone around here is going to be humiliated, it certainly won't be you." Everyone agrees, including Lester... until he realizes what that means. A half second later, [[Whip Pan]] to the stage, and Lester as the bubble-brained assistant, complete with costume.
* Variation both in the original series ''and'' [[The Movie]] of ''[[The Beverly Hillbillies]]'': Granny loudly declares her opposition to leaving, stating that they won't get her out of her rockin' chair. The next scene shows the truck packed and loaded, including Granny's rocker. Granny's still in it.
* ''[[Chef]]'' did this all the time.
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* From one episode of ''[[Home and Away]]'':
{{quote|'''Cassie:''' I am not getting in Brad's car with you! ''(cut)'' I don't know how you talked me into this.}}
*:* And Jules doesn't know either.
* ''[[Wings (TV series)|Wings]]''
** In the episode "Death Becomes Him", Joe and Brian accidentally fly the wrong corpse in for a funeral. Brian suggests that Joe masquerade as the dead man until they have time to switch the bodies.
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''(Cut to Lowell walking into the office later that day with a large stack of magazines)''
'''Lowell''' Okay, this is the last of them. Every [[Playboy]] from '85 to '89. }}
*:* However, the cut ends up being deceptive, as it was not Antonio who blabbed, but Helen.
* Used for an extremely rare dramatic effect in the HBO Miniseries ''[[Generation Kill]]''. The Marines of First Recon is stopped in the middle of the night at the edge of the Euphrates River, preparing to launch an assault into Nasiriya.
{{quote|'''Lt. Nathaniel Fick:''' I promise you, we will move out under cover of darkness.
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''(cut to Buffy and Angel making out in the cemetery)''
'''Buffy:''' You know, this isn't hunting in the ''classical'' sense... }}
*:* "First Date":
{{quote|'''Xander:''' ''(captured by a demon he'd been dating after his tendency to date dangerous demons was pointed out once again)'' I knew it. See? I knew it.}}
*:* "Selfless"
{{quote|'''Flashback!Anya:''' I'm the Mrs.! I will be his Mrs.! I'll be...
''(cut to Anya {{spoiler|impaled on Buffy's sword}})'' }}
*:* "I Will Remember You":
{{quote|'''Doyle:''' You don't know what Buffy and Angel are doing down there.
'''Cordelia:''' They've got the forbidden love of all time. They've been apart for months. Now he's suddenly human. I'm sure they're down there just having tea and crackers.
''(cut to Angel pouring himself some tea while Buffy munches on some crackers)'' }}
*:* Plus, there's the scene that references the title of the episode. Buffy is in tears, and swear she will never forget that day. Then, the Elders press the [[Reset Button]], and Buffy (along with everybody else except Angel) has forgotten everything that happened that day.
*:* "Over The Rainbow":
{{quote|''(Angel and the gang get into a fight)''
'''Wesley:''' I think we're winning!
''(cut to them tied up in the town square)'' }}
*:* "The Puppet Show"
{{quote|'''Snyder:''' From now on, you're going to see a very different Sunnydale High; a tight ship. Clean, orderly... and quiet.
''(cut to girl discovering the corpse of a girl who has had her organs harvested, and screaming)'' }}
*:* From "I Robot, You Jane"
{{quote|'''Buffy:''' Follow Dave? What, in dark glasses and a trench coat? Please. I can work this out myself.
''(cut to Buffy dressed in a [[Conspicuous Trenchcoat]] and sunglasses, lurking behind Dave)'' }}
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'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' And then, out of the blue, Nick Mason, who's the drummer with [[Pink Floyd]], telephoned to say that he's got an F60 which we could borrow, if we promised to plug his new book. Well, we aren't really allowed to plug stuff on ''Top Gear'', but I said to him, "Look, if we can have your F60, I'll slide a couple of references in, and I don't think any of the bigwigs'll notice...
''(cut to segment backed by the Pink Floyd track "Astronomy Domine")'' }}
*:* It should be noted the rest of the segment was packed full of Pink Floyd tracks, as well as numerous "The only thing as awesome as this car is this book I've been reading" lines.
*:* Another example, from the Vietnam episode:
{{quote|''(Hammond and May are sitting comfortably in a bar, drinking)''
'''Hammond:''' Do you think he's enjoying his first biking experience?
''(cut to Clarkson, riding a beat-up Vespa, decked out with a plethora of mirrors, most of which are reflecting the headlight directly into his eyes)''
'''Clarkson:''' I AM THE MOST MISERABLE HUMAN BEING ALIVE!! }}
*:* And from the same episode:
{{quote|'''Clarkson:''' ''(voiceover)'' Still, at least I'd been assured it wouldn't rain.
''(fast cut to Clarkson, Hammond, and May riding their motorbikes in a teeming Vietnamese monsoon)''
'''Clarkson:''' Name an upside to this, mate! ''Name ONE upside!''
'''May:''' Well, you're not hot anymore, are you? }}
*:* And still from the same episode:
{{quote|'''Clarkson''' ''(with his bike having broken down yet again)'' Still, at least my mates wouldn't leave me behind this time.
''(cut to Hammond and May driving away at top speed)'' }}
*:* From series 16, episode 3, where they go to Albania:
{{quote|'''Clarkson:''' ''(After reading a letter requesting a car test for the Albanian Mafia)'' This caused one hell of a row in the office. The producers said, 'We should go out to Albania and do the test,' and we said, 'No! We can't be seen to be helping the Mafia!' We were ''adamant''. We said, 'this is our line in the sand. We will, not, go.'
''(Cut to ferry from Corfu to Albania)'' }}
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* "The bicycle joke" happens about [[Once Per Episode]] on ''[[Last of the Summer Wine]]'', exactly as Linehan describes.
* Episode 4 of ''[[Kamen Rider Dragon Knight]]'' has Maya tell her friend she will not get coffee for anyone. The next scene has her getting coffee for the woman she is working with.
* ''[[Myth BustersMythBusters]]''
** Reversed in an episode where they tested a bulletproof plexiglass, because Jamie said it was bulletproof. Jamie: "I never said it was bulletproof". Cut to an older episode, with Jamie gesturing to the substance and saying "It'll stop a bullet". Repeated for comic effect.
** Also reversed on Adam during the ''[[American Graffiti]]'' myth with his prediction of the outcome, which spawned the now-famous "I reject your reality and substitute my own" line.
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'''Adrian Monk:''' Is it going to be, you know, like ''[mimics a jackhammer]'' messy?
'''"Honest" Jake Phillips:''' Nah, no way. You won't even know I was here! ''[Cuts to Jake hacking a hole in the wall, with shrapnel flying everywhere]'' }}
*:* A few seconds later:
{{quote|'''"Honest" Jake Phillips:''' But I know a great plumber. His name is Ramone. They call him "Honest Ramone".
'''Adrian Monk:''' Of course they do.... ''[Cuts to Monk and Natalie sitting on the stairs as Jake and Ramone continue destroying the wall]'' }}
 
* ''[[The West Wing]]'': Josh has made a political deal that helps the White House but screws over Mandy, his old girlfriend:
{{quote|'''Mandy:''' You know what the worst part about this is?
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'''Spin:''' Well, at least it can't get any worse.
'''Cutter:''' Spin, old buddy, for once I think you're right. }}
* Lampshaded by Pete in ''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]'':
{{quote|'''Liz Lemon:''' [[Tempting Fate|How could Tracy possibly get in trouble on a walking tour of Boston?]]
'''Pete:''' [[Smash Cut]] [[Medium Awareness|to...]] }}
* In the ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'' episode "Visionary":
{{quote|'''Sisko:''' And Major, when you're with the Romulans, try to be... diplomatic.
'''Kira:''' [[Fiery Redhead|I'm]] [[Blatant Lies|always]] [[Hot-Blooded|diplomatic!]]
''(cut to Major Kira meeting with Romulans)''
'''Kira:''' That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard and I resent the implication! }}
* On ''[[Breaking Bad]]'', Marie is giving a sponge bath to her husband, Hank, while he's recuperating from surgery after being shot. He's reluctant to leave the hospital, while Marie wants him home, so Marie strikes up a deal: if she can make his... you know... stand up, salute, and... ''you know''... within one minute, he will leave the hospital. He laughs at her, saying that there is no way, just no w--... jump cut to an annoyed Hank being wheeled out of the hospital, followed by a smirking and, presumably, triumphant Marie.
* ''[[Yes Minister|Yes, Prime Minister]]'' does this in the episode "One of Us":
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''(cut to Barney on the street outside Robin's apartment)''
'''Barney:''' ROBIN...ROBIN, I LOVE YOU! }}
*:* Another example is in early season 6. Barney needs help moving, and asks for help. The gang point out that not even he, the master manipulator, can get them to help him move. Barney smiles, loosens his tie, cricks his neck, flexes his knuckles, takes a breath and...
{{quote|''(cut to the gang in Barney's mother's house, packing boxes)''
'''Lily:''' How the hell did he do that? }}
*:* In the second episode of Season 7:
{{quote|'''Marshall:''' I wanna be the kind of man my child can look up to. So, sweeping declaration, I am never getting drunk again as long as I live. ''(the rest of the gang laughs)'' I'm serious! ''(scene briefly stops so Future Ted can narrate)''
'''Future Ted:''' Kids, it's not that your Uncle Marshall had a drinking problem. But whenever he made a sweeping declaration like that, [[Lampshade Hanging|you pretty much knew]]...
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''(cut to the studio where Lolo is across from them)''
'''Kelly:''' I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! }}
*:* Subverted in "Big Time Wedding", when Mrs. Knight says that she absolutely refuses to marry Buddha Bob. Cut to the two at the Palm Woods pool in wedding clothes, where a "sermon" is reciting a passage and asks Mrs. Knight if she's sure about this...and she refuses.
*:* And lastly, in the pilot, a Gilligan Cut without the cut. Gustavo yells at Kendall, saying that he absolutely refuses to take James, Carlos, and Logan with him to Los Angeles. Kendall says, "So... we have a deal." And Gustavo agrees.
* ''[[The Sarah Jane Adventures]]'' episode "The Nightmare Man Part 1" features this exchange:
{{quote|'''Luke:''' Are you really gonna make scrambled egg? Remember what happened last time?
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* ''[[Dexter]]'' has one of these when the title character goes after a new killer who poses as a car salesman. He's duped quite well in a funny moment.
{{quote|'''Dexter:''' I go in there to hunt a serial killer, I come out with a new car. How the hell did that happen?}}
*:* In his defence, it was a great car for his purposes (transporting his victims).
* In the ''[[No Ordinary Family]]'' episode "No Ordinary Quake", Jim & Stephanie are talking about how to test their son JJ for superpowers
{{quote|'''Jim:''' So what're you going to do, honey? You gonna tell your son you don't believe him and, what, ask him for his DNA?
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''(cut to Stephanie the next day, placing a cup on the table in front of JJ)''
'''JJ:''' You want me to pee in a cup? }}
* Played with, perhaps unintentionally, in the ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series|Star Trek the Original Series]]'' episode "Spectre of the Gun": the group decide they'll wait right here until 5:00, when they're scheduled for the shootout at the OK Corral ([[It Makes Sense in Context]]), but are instantly teleported there.
* This happened at least once per episode in ''Johnny Tolengo'', where Juan Carlos Calabró played a snarky pop singer half his own age.
* From an episode of ''[[Sledge Hammer!]]'', when it's suggested that the police hold a fund-raising telethon:
{{quote|'''Captain Trunk:''' That is the most preposterous thing that I have ever heard! We will have a telethon over my dead body!
''(cut to Trunk singing "[[Standard Snippet|Hava Nagila]]" at the telethon)'' }}
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* In part two of the ''[[Power Rangers Dino Thunder]]''/''[[Power Rangers Ninja Storm|Ninja Storm]]'' crossover episode, Blake insists that there's absolutely no way he's going to follow Hunter and Cam into the Abyss of Evil to reclaim their powers. Cut to him wearing a helmet and rappelling gear, stating once more for the record that he thinks this is a bad idea before they begin climbing down.
 
== Newspaper Comics ==
* ''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''
** Happens often, especially when Calvin refuses to take a bath. The next panel will have him in the bathtub complaining.
** There was also this memorable exchange:
{{quote|'''Calvin:''' I don't think I'll go to school today.
'''Mom:''' ''I'' think you will.
'''Calvin:''' '''I''' think I won't.
''(cut to Calvin grudgingly waiting at the bus stop)''
'''Calvin:''' Rats. }}
* Lampshaded in ''Daddy's Home''. Elliot asks his dad if they can take a pelican home with them. Dad: "We are not bringing that pelican home with us, and that's final!" In the next panel, Elliot says, [https://web.archive.org/web/20150109184843/http://www.creators.com/comics/daddys-home/64077.html "Cut to plane ride home ..."], and, sure enough, the third panel shows the pelican on a plane going home with the family.
* In France during the [[wikipedia:Dreyfus affair|Dreyfus affair]], [[wikipedia:File:Caran-d-ache-dreyfus-supper.jpg|this cartoon]] by Carand'Ache:
{{quote|'''Top:''' Above all! let's not talk about the Dreyfus affair!
'''Bottom:''' ... They talked about it... }}
 
== Recorded and Stand Up Comedy ==
* [[Larry the Cable Guy]] had a running gag of this sort throughout one of his shows. For instance, his wife urged him to shave his balls. Like he was going to do that. "So there I am, shaving my nut sack...."
* Robert Schimmel is a fan of this one too. "Yeah, like I'm going to stick my dick, which shoots a liquid, into something that plugs into the wall." "So I'm on the floor fucking this thing..."
 
== Tabletop Games ==
* ''[[Feng Shui]]'', in keeping with the action/comedy genre, actively advised this as a way of resolving disputes with recalcitrant players. If one person adamantly refuses to go along with something, Gilligan Cut to him going along with it anyway.
 
 
== Theater ==
* In ''[[Lysistrata]]'', the title character tells the Greek women that she has a way to end the war. One of the women says she'll do anything, just anything. L. says, "We have to stop sleeping with our men." "Anything but THAT!" Which makes this [[Older Than Feudalism]].
 
 
== Video Games ==
* The ''[[StarcraftStarCraft]]'' custom campaign, "The Shifters". The pre-mission briefing for Chapter 3, between space-pirate Yvonne and his girlfriend/XO went thusly:
{{quote|'''XO:''' Please tell me you have a plan. We're not just going to walk in the front entrance, are we?
'''Yvonne:''' Of course not! I may not have a plan, but I assure you, we won't be walking in the front entrance.
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'''Jorge-052:''' Still can't believe Holland said yes to this. }}
 
=== Visual Novel ===
 
== Visual Novel ==
* In ''[[Kirakira|Kira Kira]]'', Shikanosuke swears he will '''not''' dress as a girl to get into Sarina's mansion. No way. Not happening. Even if he can pull off an extremely effective girl, it will never ''ever'' happen again. After that declaration, he gets an entire line before we get a cut to him. You have to hand it to him, he manages to actually look better than any of the real girls.
* In ''[[Tokimeki Memorial]] Girl's Side 1'', the Christmas event with Reiichi Himuro in the third year has the protagonist ask him to take her with him to his friend's bar after the school's Christmas party. He adamantly refuses, saying it's no place for him to take a student. Cut to "Yo, welcome. A table for two?"
 
 
== Web Animation ==
* Subverted in the ''[[Homestar Runner]]'' cartoon "Bug in Mouth Disease". Strong Bad is watching a ''[[Show Within a Show|Caleb Rentpayer]]'' marathon, and the announcer says, "And coming up next on Caleb Rentpayer, find out ''who shot Caleb.''" "'Who shot Caleb?' Oh, there's no ''way'' I'm missing that one. NO. WAY." Fade out and fade in on the couch now empty. It turns out he was just sitting right in front of the TV with his head taped to the screen.
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex74x_gqTU0 this video] CGP Grey said that the only place the information he is looking for might be available is across The Pond so time to let it go. Cut to live action footage of a camera looking out an airplane window.
 
 
== Web Comics ==
* ''[[Gai-Gin]]'': [https://web.archive.org/web/20100509160558/http://gai-gin.com/comic_0055.shtml "On my honour, I solemnly swear I am not going to sleep with that boy..."]
* ''[[R Typic]]'': [http://rtypic.smackjeeves.com/comics/1319981/5/// I do NOT want to go with some strangers that pull off an ass pull, even if it means not going to the HardSuit cup. AND THIS IS FINAL]
* ''[[Gai-Gin]]'': [http://gai-gin.com/comic_0055.shtml "On my honour, I solemnly swear I am not going to sleep with that boy..."]
* ''[[The Way of the Metagamer]]'' likes this trope. It's used at least twice.
* ''[[Suicide for Hire]]'': [http://suicideforhire.comicgenesis.com/d/20050202.html Arcturus doesn't want to go to an acid orgy.]
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'''Jennie:''' What seems to be the trouble, Officer? }}
* Done while [[Lampshade Hanging]] in ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'' [http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-26 in this strip.] A comic book geek rants about how [[Doing inIn the Wizard|midichlorians]] ruined the ''[[Star Wars]]'' prequels because they explained something no-one cared about. Immediately, it cuts to Susan explaining why only women can use [[Hyperspace Mallet]]s.
* ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''
** When Roy finally stands up to Miko, he says, "If you want to bring us to your master, you'll have to drag us there in chains." Cut to the entire party (except Durkon) in chains, being dragged by Miko.
{{quote|'''Roy:''' [[Railroading|Stupid railroad plot.]]}}
** Also, when Belkar [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0450.html meets an Eye of Fear and Flame.]
* ''[[Homestuck]]'''s [[The Stoic|Dave Strider]] [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20130815092506/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004672 insists he doesn't cry]. [[Anachronic Order]] ensures that in the very next panel we see, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004673 he does exactly that]. ([[Onion Tears|Although you might blame the onions.]])
* A chapter of ''[[Fans]]'' involved a court ruling against a polygamist sect. When the judge essentially declared [[Polyamory]] as amoral, Rikk and Ally (who are two-thirds of a [[OT3|mutually consenting threesome]] with Rumy) were concerned about Rumy's response. Rikk told Ally, [http://www.faans.com/books1-6/index.php?p=1833 "We'll follow our usual house rules. No b-s, no sitcommy half-statements, just the truth."] Next frame, they start acting overly nice to Rumy, knowing that she will blow her top when she learns that [[Berserk Button|her love for Rikk and Ally]] [[Beware the Nice Ones|is being challenged.]]
* ''[[Rain]]''
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20141006172602/http://rainlgbt.smackjeeves.com/comics/1078625/thought-process/ The page] after Rudy crashes into [[TranssexualismTransgender|Rain]], and sees Rain's "junk" under her skirt:
{{quote|'''Rain:''' ''(thinking)'' And even if he did, he probably wouldn't even believe what he saw, right? Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't tell anyone...
'''Rudy:''' ''(to Maria and Gavin)'' Hey, guys! You'll never guess what I saw! }}
** And then [https://web.archive.org/web/20141006172622/http://rainlgbt.smackjeeves.com/comics/1101570/evil-incarnate/ this comic].
* ''[[Bobwhite]]'': [http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20090612 Cleo refuses to work at Gameplace.]
* A [[Flash Back]] in ''[[Skin Horse]]'' has Violet Bee of [[Government Conspiracy|Anasigma]], visiting reculusive and bearded inventor [[Crossover|Sergio Mendoza]], and telling him they are interested in his inventions. He's horrified by this, and sets off to Anasigma, with the intention of shutting down the one they've actually built. Cut to present day, and he's [https://web.archive.org/web/20120626123352/http://skin-horse.com/comics/02112012/ clean-shaven in an Anasigma office].
** Far earlier, in the "I can Fly" arc, Dr. Lee realized Tip was bullshitting her:
{{quote|'''Dr. Lee:''' You think you can distract me, doctor? Go ahead and try. Hit me with your best shot. ''(cut to them both in bed)''}}
* ''[[Romantically Apocalyptic]]'': [https://web.archive.org/web/20130523030937/http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/83 GOD DAMN IT]
* ''[[Chasing the Sunset]]'' had a [http://www.fantasycomic.com/index.php?p=c547 moment] when Ayne got bored during Leaf's magical test, but said she doesn't play [[Damsel in Distress]].
 
 
== Web Original ==
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34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. }}
* A typical joke in ''[[Cracked.com]]'' list articles. If an entry ends on "That's an oxymoron, like pyromaniac firemen", the next entry will be about pyromaniac firemen.
* One happens during the ''[[Two Best Friends Play]]'' video of ''[[Portal 2]]'' when Chell is going through [[G La DOSGLaDOS]]'s old chamber:
{{quote|'''Matt:''' So nothing bad is going to happen?
'''Pat:''' Nothing bad is going to happen.
''(cut to {{spoiler|[[G La DOSGLaDOS]] crushing Wheatley}})''
'''Matt:''' Oh fuck! You said nothing bad was going to happen!
'''Pat:''' To you!
'''Matt:''' Nigel! }}
* In ''[[We Are Our Avatars (Roleplay)|We Are Our Avatars]]'', The Grinning General has this as one of his powers. If he tries to invoke this power, his body [[Blood Magic|severely pays the price]].
* Occasionally happens in a [[Black Comedy|dark]] [[Played for Drama|way]] in [[SCP Foundation|The SCP files]], as below in an excerpt from File II on SCP-087:
{{quote|'''{{smallcapssmall-caps| Dr. ______}}''': Thank you. Please continue down.
'''{{smallcapssmall-caps| D-9035:}}''' Look, Doc. I think I've gone far enough.
'''{{smallcapssmall-caps| Dr. ______}}''': Please continue, as per our agreement.
'''{{smallcapssmall-caps| D-9035}}''': I don't wanna be doing this, agreement or not.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
D-9035 steps over the destroyed step and continues down the staircase. }}
 
 
== Western Animation ==
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** "Arnold as Cupid", S1:
{{quote|'''Oscar:''' Don't worry, Arnold, I can't lose. ''(cut)'' ...I can't believe I lost.}}
*:* "Das Subway", S1:
{{quote|'''Helga:''' No subway for me. Not no way, not no how. I am '''NOT''' taking the subway. ''(cut)'' ...I can't believe I'm taking the subway.}}
*:* "Big Caesar", S2:
{{quote|'''Gerald:''' No way, Arnold. There's ''no way'' we're fishing in a swan boat. ''(cut)'' ...I can't believe we're fishing in a swan boat.}}
*:* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkhGPrEMx5c Grand Prix]", S3:
{{quote|'''Arnold:''' Stinky, we are '''not''' calling our go-cart the ''Mauve Avenger''. ''(cut)'' ...I cannot believe we called our go-cart the ''Mauve Avenger''.}}
*:* "Dinner for Four", S3:
{{quote|'''Helga:''' Look, I am ''not'' gonna go back in there, tell them the truth, and [[Work Off the Debt|wind up washing dishes]]. ''(cut)'' ...I can't believe I told them the truth, and I wound up washing dishes.}}
*:* "[[Broke Episode|Rhonda Goes Broke]]":
{{quote|'''Rhonda:''' You may have lost your dignity, but I certainly haven't lost mine! There is no way I am recycling old bottles and cans ''to pay for my LUNCH!''
''(cut to Rhonda prowling through a dumpster)'' }}
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'''Death:''' Either you kill them or I kill you.
''(cut to Peter on the plane)'' }}
*:* In another episode:
{{quote|'''Lois:''' Peter, I'm getting a little worried about Chris. All he does lately is sit alone in his room talking to that zit.
'''Peter:''' Relax, Lois. What's a zit gonna do? Talk to him and tell him to sneak out of the house and cause trouble?
''(cut to Chris having already snuck out of the house)''
'''The zit:''' Now light it, ring the doorbell, and run like hell! }}
*:* Subverted in the episode "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire". Peter remarks that he and Brian shouldn't tell Cleveland that his wife is having an affair. That's the last thing they want to do. Gilligan Cut to Peter and Brian having done everything else in the world, so since there's nothing left to do, they might as well tell Cleveland that his wife had an affair.
**:* And in the same episode, after Peter and Brian have found out that Quagmire was the one who slept with Loretta, Quagmire begs them not to tell Cleveland, which Peter says he won't do. Cut to Cleveland at the Griffins' house, where Peter is telling him just that.
* ''[[Freakazoid!]]'' provides a subversion. Freakazoid declares emphatically he is not going into the sewers after Cobra Queen. We cut to the sewers; the camera pans around, but Freakazoid isn't there. Cut to him sitting at home, watching ''[[Animaniacs]]''.
{{quote|'''Freakazoid:''' ''([[Aside Glance|to audience]])'' See? I said I'd never go.}}
*:* Outright lampshaded in "Candlejack", where Freakazoid encounters a villain who can only capture those who say his name aloud.
{{quote|'''Steph:''' Don't say his name!
'''Freakazoid:''' You mean, don't say "Candlejack?" ''{{{Gilligan Cut Camera cuts to Freakazoid being tied up with everyone else.}}]''
'''Steph:''' ''(disappointed)'' Freakazoid, why did you say his name?
'''Freakazoid:''' ''(overly excited)'' 'Cuz I wanted to one of those really funny things, like in -- youin—you ever watch ''[[F Troop]]'' where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearing a dress! Absolutely not! No dress," and Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress, you're gonna wear that dress," and then they wipe, [[Saying Sound Effects Out Loud|blrblrblrbllrbrl]], and Agarn's wearing a dress. ''(cut to such a scene from ''[[F Troop]]'')''
'''Agarn:''' ''(in a high-pitched falsetto)'' Yoo-hoo! Look, oh brothers! Look who's here for you! ''(cut back to Freakazoid)''
'''Candlejack:''' Oooh, I love that bit! }}
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''(time-skip)''
'''Preacherbot:''' ... man and wife! }}
*:* There is also this one, after Fry asks to enter the basketball game against the Harlem Globetrotters:
{{quote|'''Fry:''' We're 35 points ahead with two minutes left. What could possibly--
''(Time-skip to Fry holding the ball; the crowd boos as a Globetrotter takes the ball and scores)''
'''Marv Albert's head:''' Globetrotters win, 244-86. }}
*:* The children in a localized skip:
{{quote|''(Child 1 watches old man walk out of the SSI office)''
"Stupid senior citizens. Why should we have to pay for their social security benefits?"
''(local time skip to them being elderly)''
"I deserve free money!" }}
* From the old ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' short "Porky's Hired Hand"; Porky hires a dimwitted assistant named Gregory Grunt to guard a hen house, and tells Gregory to watch for the fox, and above all else, "DON'T FALL ASLEEP!" Gregory swears he'll stay awake, but naturally, falls asleep in the very next scene.
* ''[[South Park]]''
** "Woodland Critter Christmas":
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'''Narrator:''' [[Rule of Three|Yes, he... (cut) ...did!]]
'''Stan:''' Aw, God damn it! }}
*:* Used twice in the episode "Butt Out": first, a team of cheesy motivational performers visit the school assembly to discourage smoking:
{{quote|'''Actors:''' Remember kids, if you smoke, you could grow up to be a failure. Worse yet, you could grow up to be dead! So don't believe what those evil tobacco companies tell you! Yeah, because if you don't smoke, you could grow up to be just like us!
''(cut to the four boys coughing as they desperately smoke behind the school)''
'''Stan:''' Here, gimme another one, gimme another one! }}
*:* Also in "Butt Out":
{{quote|'''Kyle:''' If we go to the tobacco company, I know exactly what will happen: they'll take us in, and then Rob Reiner will show up with all of the townspeople holding torches or something, and there'll be a big showdown until we talk about what we learned, and changed everyone's minds, this is all following a formula!
'''Stan:''' So it's either deal with all that, or get grounded for three weeks...
''(cut to the townspeople surrounding the tobacco company, holding flaming torches)'' }}
*:* From "Tsst":
{{quote|'''Cartman:''' ''(Who is residing beside a trash bin in the rain)'' This is BULLCRAP! Mom'll break soon. I can outlast her.
''(Cut to his house, where Liane is making a calligraphic painting and he arrives)''
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''(cut to Burns at his front door, holding a note)''
'''Burns:''' ''(reading)'' Your son has been kidnapped. }}
*:* Double Subverted in another episode, when Homer accidentally leaves Maggie at a convent and they won't give her back. When coming up with a plan, Homer says he absolutely won't dress up like a nun. Cut forward to him...reaffirming he isn't dressed as a nun. Then Lisa says they don't need him to, and then he says "You sure?" and goes off screen for a second and comes back dressed as a nun saying that he has the costume already.
*:* During a [[Documentary Episode]] titled "Springfield Up":
{{quote|'''Declan Desmond:''' Are you two considering children?
'''(24-Year-Old) Homer:''' ''(scoffs)'' Kids? No way. You'll never see a couple of rug-rats tying me down.
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''(cut to Kim in bed with a cold)''
'''Kim:''' How did I catch this? }}
*:* In the same episode, Ron and Doctor Drakken also catch colds after making similar statements.
* In one episode of ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'':
{{quote|'''Candace:''' Yes, they're building something. But I've realized that the problem is I always jump the gun. So I'm gonna wait until just the right moment... ''(stops and looks panicked)''
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''(cut to them on the ground, singed)''
'''Sokka:''' Secret love cave, let's go. }}
*:* In "Runaway", Aang solemnly gives his ''Avatar'' promise not to go scamming people again. Cut, and we see a montage of them doing exactly that.
*:* In "The Puppetmaster", the gang is staying at a creepy inn. After hearing some creaky noises arround the inn, Sokka is, of course, completely scared shitless. Talking to Momo, he says, "I know, Momo, I'm scared too, I'll never be able to sleep like this." Cut, and we see Sokka deep asleep, snoring loudly, and drooling all over the pillow.
* ''[[The Fairly Odd ParentsOddParents]]''
** A scene from episode "Nectar of the Odds", when Timmy wants to raise money to buy some shockingly expensive tickets from Francis to see Crash Nebula on ice:
{{quote|'''Wanda:''' How do most ten-year-olds make money?
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''(cut to Timmy at the lemonade stand)''
'''Timmy:''' ... lemonade, twenty-five cents. }}
*:* Also, earlier in the same episode, it inverts this:
{{quote|'''A.J.:''' What are you gonna do? Make three tickets appear like magic?
''(Timmy grins; cut to his home)''
'''Timmy:''' What do you mean I can't make three tickets appear like magic?! }}
*:* And in "Foul Balled":
{{quote|'''Timmy:''' Stop laughing at my friend. You're still down 29 runs with 1 inning left. There's no way you can catch us!
''(10 minutes later, the Bankees are one run behind the Losers)''
'''Chester:''' I can't believe they're about to catch us. }}
*:* The list goes on...
* Also done in an episode of ''[[Danny Phantom]]'', when Danny comes up with an idea involving overshadowing Tucker:
{{quote|'''Tucker:''' No way. Forget it. Absolutely not! NO!
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''(cut to Stan handing Steve a machine gun)''
'''Stan:''' Happy Wednesday, son! }}
*:* From the first season episode "Stan of Arabia (Part II)"
{{quote|'''Roger:''' Look, I don't know what you've heard about American girls, but we don't just jump into bed with someone we just met.
''(cut to Hayley in bed with a Saudi she just met)'' }}
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{{quote|'''Scootaloo:''' These mamby-pamby stories aren't getting us any closer to getting our cutie marks... We need action, we need Rainbow Dash!
''(cut to Scootaloo looking very bored as Twilight is now telling her story)'' }}
*:* In "Sisterhooves Social":
{{quote|''(in the park)''
'''Sweetie Belle:''' Rarity will think it's an excellent idea!
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''(cut to case identification card)''
"Case # 00101001: The Video Game That Sucks The Problem Solverz In." }}
*:* And again in "Fauxboro".
{{quote|'''Alfe:''' Just don't tell Horace I've gone crazy.
'''Roba:''' Okay, I won't.
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''(cut to the penguins being chased by angry hornets)''
"It happened twice! IT HAPPENED TWICE!" }}
*:* The episode "Herring Impaired" features Private and Kowalski contracting a disease which causes them to babble uncontrollably and crave fish. Skipper, while attempting to control them by repeatedly slapping them, insists that his "iron constitution" has made him immune to the disease. Rico turns away, only to realise seconds later that Skipper has stopped slapping the other two, and turns around just in time to see Skipper get crazy eyes and scream "FIIIIIISH!"
* ''[[Batman: The Animated Series|Batman the Animated Series]]''
** Episode "Pretty Poison" has a bunch of these one after the other. In a conversation with Dent and Ivy at dinner talking about Bruce, Dent claims he is late because he is probably busy, cue the shot of Batman trying to catch a bad guy. He then comments he runs with a high class of crowd because of his wealth, cue the shot of Batman running after the bad guy. Lastly he mentions Bruce still gets his kicks, cue Batman kicking the bad guy.
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{{quote|'''Po''': What if we run out of plates?
'''Monkey''': We're not going to run out of plates. (instant cut, Monkey looks miffed) We ran out of plates. }}
* ''[[Codename: Kids Next Door]]'', "Operation: CAKED-THREE". Numbuh Two explains his plan to attack the Delightful Children by using a weapon that uses "a kajillion eggs" as ammunition:
 
{{quote|'''Numbuh One:''' [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|That... is... brilliant!]]
''(Next scene, where the team decides to store the eggs in his room.)''
'''Numbuh One:''' [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|This... is... ''stupid!'']] Why did you put the kajillion eggs in my room?!
'''Numbuh Two:''' Well, I wasn't gonna put them in ''my'' room.}}
* From the ''[[Justice League (animation)|Justice League]]'' episode "Injustice for All"; when Luthor tells Cheetah to watch Batman, she hisses and bares her claws, as if to suggest she'll tear him a new one if he gives her trouble. Next scene, he's talking to her gently as a therapist might, and she's clearly grateful for his concern.
* One episode of ''[[The Real Ghostbusters]]'' (“The Slob”) starts with the eponymous heroes and all of New York in general having a miserable day. It’s the tenth day of the sanitation department being on strike, and it’s over a hundred degrees, the heat making the stench nearly unbearable. Naturally, the air conditioning in the firehouse is broken, meaning they have to keep the windows open, meaning that (due to the stench) they have swarms of flies to deal with. They aren’t getting any customers, but Egon says that’s just as well because, “only a complete and utter fool would go Ghostbusting in this heat.” Cut to the fool in question, [[Mad Scientist| Professor Dweeb]], commenting on how it’s “the perfect day” for ghost hunting and about to become yet another annoyance to the heroes.
* In the ''[[Helluva Boss]]'' episode "Queen Bee", Blitzo is clearly not in the mood to go into the party with Loona, but eventually he gives in, saying, "Maybe one drink." A scene shift later, he is clearly ''way'' past his tolerance limit while being the life of the party, though also making a fool of himself and on the verge of ruining it.
* In the ''[[DC Super Hero Girls]]'' episode “Detention Club” (a lampoon of [[The Breakfast Club]]), Pam sneaks out to get her plant that the teacher confiscated, leading to her and Hal hiding in a school closet to avoid Montoya<ref>Who is, in this continuity, is a hall monitot)</ref>; Hal becomes engrossed by all the cool stuff there, saying, “Sure beats sitting in detention hall!” Cut to said detention hall where Kara, Zee, and Garth are all dancing to music.
 
== Real Life ==
* "I'll just close my eyes for a minute, but I definitely won't go to sleep. This paper's due in the morning!"—Cut — Cut to waking up three hours late the next morning, paper still unfinished.
* [[Modern Egypt|Egyptian]] President Hosni Mubarak. On February 10, he announced that he would not be stepping down, contrary to rumors that had been flying around. The next day, his Vice President, Omar Suleiman, announced his resignation.
* The infamous "Baghdad Bob" became a [[Running Gag]] in the 2003 invasion of Iraq, when his pronouncements that the US was being thrown back by the Iraqi army would be shortly contradicted by reports of a smashing American victory in the same city.
 
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