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== [[Comic Books]] ==
== [[Comic Books]] ==
* From [[Deadpool]] :
* From [[Deadpool]] :
{{quote| '''Al''': Lord? We both know how strained things have been with us since that whole Vatican incident, but I figured I'd ask just the same. If Wade's serious, if that girl really is going to turn him around, give me a sign, would ya?<br />
{{quote|'''Al''': Lord? We both know how strained things have been with us since that whole Vatican incident, but I figured I'd ask just the same. If Wade's serious, if that girl really is going to turn him around, give me a sign, would ya?
''Tosses a basketball over her head. It bounces off the rim, over the roof, and onto an unseen bystander below.''<br />
''Tosses a basketball over her head. It bounces off the rim, over the roof, and onto an unseen bystander below.''
'''Al''': Thanks for squat, Big Guy. }}
'''Al''': Thanks for squat, Big Guy. }}


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* Voiced by Thorold Stone in the [[Apocalypse]] film series movie ''Revelation'' when he isn't convinced that there is a God other than the self-proclaimed Messiah Franco Maccalusso, which he doesn't believe is God either. He later gets his sign from the real true God when he and several other Christians get sent into the furnace and are supernaturally protected from the flames.
* Voiced by Thorold Stone in the [[Apocalypse]] film series movie ''Revelation'' when he isn't convinced that there is a God other than the self-proclaimed Messiah Franco Maccalusso, which he doesn't believe is God either. He later gets his sign from the real true God when he and several other Christians get sent into the furnace and are supernaturally protected from the flames.
* Played for laughs in ''[[Oh, God!]]''. To prove His divinity, Jerry asks God to make it rain. He does so... inside Jerry's moving car.
* Played for laughs in ''[[Oh, God!]]''. To prove His divinity, Jerry asks God to make it rain. He does so... inside Jerry's moving car.
{{quote| '''Jerry Landers:''' "How about a little rain?"<br />
{{quote|'''Jerry Landers:''' "How about a little rain?"
'''God:''' "One small shower, coming up." (rain begins falling)<br />
'''God:''' "One small shower, coming up." (rain begins falling)
'''Jerry Landers:''' "Hey... that's incredible! You didn't even bat an eye!"<br />
'''Jerry Landers:''' "Hey... that's incredible! You didn't even bat an eye!"
'''God:''' "Rain's not too hard."<br />
'''God:''' "Rain's not too hard."
'''Jerry Landers:''' "This is amazing!" (he turns on the windshield wipers and discovers that the rain is only falling inside the car] "Hey, it's not raining outside! It's just in here!"<br />
'''Jerry Landers:''' "This is amazing!" (he turns on the windshield wipers and discovers that the rain is only falling inside the car] "Hey, it's not raining outside! It's just in here!"
'''God:''' "Why should I spoil everybody's day?" }}
'''God:''' "Why should I spoil everybody's day?" }}
** In one of the sequels, Bobby Shelton, a struggling musician who sold his soul to the devil, prays to God that He would give him a sign. He receives it in the form of a rainbow that appears bright in the sky at night.
** In one of the sequels, Bobby Shelton, a struggling musician who sold his soul to the devil, prays to God that He would give him a sign. He receives it in the form of a rainbow that appears bright in the sky at night.
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* In Douglas Adams ''[[Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy|So Long And Thanks For All The Fish]]'', God left his final message to his creation (in fifty foot-tall letters of fire) on the side of a mountain. It reads {{spoiler|"'''WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.'''"}} Marvin got to see it before he died. [[Tear Jerker|It made him feel a little better.]]
* In Douglas Adams ''[[Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy|So Long And Thanks For All The Fish]]'', God left his final message to his creation (in fifty foot-tall letters of fire) on the side of a mountain. It reads {{spoiler|"'''WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.'''"}} Marvin got to see it before he died. [[Tear Jerker|It made him feel a little better.]]
* Spider Robinson's ''[[Callahan's Crosstime Saloon]]'' short story "Have You Heard the One...?" includes this. Jake Stonebender is telling a story about going to a musical gig.
* Spider Robinson's ''[[Callahan's Crosstime Saloon]]'' short story "Have You Heard the One...?" includes this. Jake Stonebender is telling a story about going to a musical gig.
{{quote| ''What I really said was, "Should I go through with this? Lord, give me a sign." At that moment I stop for a stop sign, and overhead a bird electrocutes itself on the high-tension lines and drops dead on the front hood of my car. So I sit there at the stop sign awhile shivering, tilt my head back and real soft I say, "You didn't have to shout."''}}
{{quote|''What I really said was, "Should I go through with this? Lord, give me a sign." At that moment I stop for a stop sign, and overhead a bird electrocutes itself on the high-tension lines and drops dead on the front hood of my car. So I sit there at the stop sign awhile shivering, tilt my head back and real soft I say, "You didn't have to shout."''}}
* In [[Robert E. Howard]]'s [[Conan the Barbarian]] novel ''The Hour of the Dragon'', men pray during [[The Plague]], and take its ending with the king's death as a sign, and a mark of favor for his brother and heir. Conan has none of it:
* In [[Robert E. Howard]]'s [[Conan the Barbarian]] novel ''The Hour of the Dragon'', men pray during [[The Plague]], and take its ending with the king's death as a sign, and a mark of favor for his brother and heir. Conan has none of it:
{{quote| ''"Men are fools, as always," grunted Conan. "If the plague struck all who sinned, then by Crom there wouldn't be enough left to count the living! Why should the gods--who the priests tell me are just--slay five hundred peasants and merchants and nobles before they slew the king, if the whole pestilence were aimed at him? Were the gods smiting blindly, like swordsmen in a fog? By Mitra, if I aimed my strokes no straighter, Aquilonia would have had a new king long ago.''}}
{{quote|''"Men are fools, as always," grunted Conan. "If the plague struck all who sinned, then by Crom there wouldn't be enough left to count the living! Why should the gods--who the priests tell me are just--slay five hundred peasants and merchants and nobles before they slew the king, if the whole pestilence were aimed at him? Were the gods smiting blindly, like swordsmen in a fog? By Mitra, if I aimed my strokes no straighter, Aquilonia would have had a new king long ago.''}}
* Played very seriously in ''[[The Emigrants]]''. Kristina who has been very religious her entire life begins to doubt the existence of God after all the hardships she's had to endure and begs God to exist and to give her a sign that he does.
* Played very seriously in ''[[The Emigrants]]''. Kristina who has been very religious her entire life begins to doubt the existence of God after all the hardships she's had to endure and begs God to exist and to give her a sign that he does.
* In ''[[The Curse of Chalion]]'', Cazaril asks his friend Palli to pray for a sign {{spoiler|about whether he should ride on a mission for Royesse Iselle.}} Palli is skeptical, not the least because Cazaril himself had been skeptical about such things in the past, but agrees to try. {{spoiler|Later, a perturbed Palli tells Caz: "Pray for guidance, you said. In my sleep, if you please. I was killed five times in my dreams last night, I'll have you know. Riding somewhere. Each time more horribly. In the last dream, my horses ate me. I don't want to put my leg across anything, horse, mule, or sawhorse, for a week at least!"}}
* In ''[[The Curse of Chalion]]'', Cazaril asks his friend Palli to pray for a sign {{spoiler|about whether he should ride on a mission for Royesse Iselle.}} Palli is skeptical, not the least because Cazaril himself had been skeptical about such things in the past, but agrees to try. {{spoiler|Later, a perturbed Palli tells Caz: "Pray for guidance, you said. In my sleep, if you please. I was killed five times in my dreams last night, I'll have you know. Riding somewhere. Each time more horribly. In the last dream, my horses ate me. I don't want to put my leg across anything, horse, mule, or sawhorse, for a week at least!"}}
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== Music ==
== Music ==
* The Fiery Furnaces' "We Got Back The Plague" notes that about the time [[George W. Bush]] was elected, there was an actual case of bubonic plague in New York.
* The Fiery Furnaces' "We Got Back The Plague" notes that about the time [[George W. Bush]] was elected, there was an actual case of bubonic plague in New York.
{{quote| Although sometimes the signs from heaven are vague<br />
{{quote|Although sometimes the signs from heaven are vague
Early November we got back ''the plague''! }}
Early November we got back ''the plague''! }}
* DMX's "Lord Give Me A Sign."
* DMX's "Lord Give Me A Sign."
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* In French works, often played for laughs by having a swan appear for no good reason (in French, the words for "swan" and "sign" being homonyms).
* In French works, often played for laughs by having a swan appear for no good reason (in French, the words for "swan" and "sign" being homonyms).
* In ''Shrek [[The Musical]]'', from "Travel Song":
* In ''Shrek [[The Musical]]'', from "Travel Song":
{{quote| '''Shrek''': Why me? Why me?<br />
{{quote|'''Shrek''': Why me? Why me?
A simple answer would be fine<br />
A simple answer would be fine
Won't someone please send me a sign?<br />
Won't someone please send me a sign?
'''Donkey''': Oh look, a sign! Yunita Pal Avenue straight ahead! }}
'''Donkey''': Oh look, a sign! Yunita Pal Avenue straight ahead! }}


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* In ''[[Endstone]]'', Kyri has gotten news that her daughter is [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|driven mad]] by the [[Artifact of Doom]], and her estranged husband refuses to help her. [http://endstone.net/2009/05/25/issue-1-page-19/ She sees a morning star as a sign to have faith in the gods].
* In ''[[Endstone]]'', Kyri has gotten news that her daughter is [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|driven mad]] by the [[Artifact of Doom]], and her estranged husband refuses to help her. [http://endstone.net/2009/05/25/issue-1-page-19/ She sees a morning star as a sign to have faith in the gods].
* In [[Dubious Company]], after Tiren has second thoughts about joining [[Evil Overlord|Kreedor's army]], she goes AWOL and gets lost. She looks up at the moon and sees Walter's ship.
* In [[Dubious Company]], after Tiren has second thoughts about joining [[Evil Overlord|Kreedor's army]], she goes AWOL and gets lost. She looks up at the moon and sees Walter's ship.
{{quote| Tiren: Whatever gods are looking out for me, [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|thanks]].}}
{{quote|Tiren: Whatever gods are looking out for me, [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|thanks]].}}


== [[Western Animation]] ==
== [[Western Animation]] ==
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** One notable example is Homer begging God for help, and the phone rings: "This is God... frey Jones. I heard about your story..."
** One notable example is Homer begging God for help, and the phone rings: "This is God... frey Jones. I heard about your story..."
** Another Simpsons example is when Homer asked for [[Genre Savvy|no sign]].
** Another Simpsons example is when Homer asked for [[Genre Savvy|no sign]].
{{quote| "Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: you freeze everything as it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is okay, please give me absolutely no sign." ''(brief pause)'' Okay, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, please give me no sign. ''(brief pause)'' Thy will be done!" ''(Homer sucks down the cookies)''}}
{{quote|"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: you freeze everything as it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is okay, please give me absolutely no sign." ''(brief pause)'' Okay, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, please give me no sign. ''(brief pause)'' Thy will be done!" ''(Homer sucks down the cookies)''}}
** After Homer realises that he can't afford to send Lisa to an independent school, he walks past a music shop:
** After Homer realises that he can't afford to send Lisa to an independent school, he walks past a music shop:
{{quote| '''Homer''': Musical instruments? Could that be a way to encourage a gifted child? Just give me a sign!<br />
{{quote|'''Homer''': Musical instruments? Could that be a way to encourage a gifted child? Just give me a sign!
''[the shop manager places a sign in the window, reading "Musical Instruments: The Perfect Way To Encourage A Gifted Child"]''<br />
''[the shop manager places a sign in the window, reading "Musical Instruments: The Perfect Way To Encourage A Gifted Child"]''
'''Homer''': Eh, works for me. }}
'''Homer''': Eh, works for me. }}