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The [[Kudzu Plot]] is approaching [[Alien Geometries]] territory, but here's the basics:
The [[Kudzu Plot]] is approaching [[Alien Geometries]] territory, but here's the basics:


Jon and Phillip tricked God into turning himself into a pork chop, and ate him. Normally, this would have spelled doom for [[The Multiverse]]. Fortunately, Woody Allen hired a Mayan programming firm, headed by One Death, to write a program on his laptop to keep the Multiverse going. Unfortunately, the program has a bug that will cause it to crash when the Mayan Calendar rolls over on December 21, 2012, leading to [[The End of the World As We Know It|the end of the multiverse as we know it.]] The race is on to locate [[The Chosen One|The Programmer]] (who might be Phillip) prophesied to repair the program. Of course, the ones who control The Programmer will control the multiverse, so wacky interdimensional hijinks are ensuing.
Jon and Phillip tricked God into turning himself into a pork chop, and ate him. Normally, this would have spelled doom for [[The Multiverse]]. Fortunately, Woody Allen hired a Mayan programming firm, headed by One Death, to write a program on his laptop to keep the Multiverse going. Unfortunately, the program has a bug that will cause it to crash when the Mayan Calendar rolls over on December 21, 2012, leading to [[The End of the World as We Know It|the end of the multiverse as we know it.]] The race is on to locate [[The Chosen One|The Programmer]] (who might be Phillip) prophesied to repair the program. Of course, the ones who control The Programmer will control the multiverse, so wacky interdimensional hijinks are ensuing.


Another major plot element is the three-way feud between Fineas, Toothgnip, and Oliver.
Another major plot element is the three-way feud between Fineas, Toothgnip, and Oliver.
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* [[Deus Ex Machina]] -- The Doughboys, a [[Deus Ex Machina]] that comes in a handy pocket size. Note that this an in-universe [[Deus Ex Machina]], as the monkeys wrote them into existence to help Phillip.
* [[Deus Ex Machina]] -- The Doughboys, a [[Deus Ex Machina]] that comes in a handy pocket size. Note that this an in-universe [[Deus Ex Machina]], as the monkeys wrote them into existence to help Phillip.
* [[Endofthe World As We Know It|End Of The Multiverse As We Know It]] -- if the program on Woody Allen's laptop isn't fixed before the Mayan Calendar rolls over in 2012.
* [[Endofthe World As We Know It|End Of The Multiverse As We Know It]] -- if the program on Woody Allen's laptop isn't fixed before the Mayan Calendar rolls over in 2012.
* [[Everything's Better With Monkeys|Everything's Better With Infinite Monkeys]]
* [[Everything's Better with Monkeys|Everything's Better With Infinite Monkeys]]
* [[Flying Saucer]] -- Neil and Bob's [[Cool Ship]].
* [[Flying Saucer]] -- Neil and Bob's [[Cool Ship]].
* [[Fourth Wall Mail Slot]]
* [[Fourth Wall Mail Slot]]
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* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] -- Fineas.
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] -- Fineas.
* [[Inn Between the Worlds]] -- The Pub Stub.
* [[Inn Between the Worlds]] -- The Pub Stub.
* [[It Runs On Nonsensoleum]] -- The engine of Bob and Neil's UFO allegedly runs off the happiness produced by teleporting kittens to good homes. No one knows where the Pop-Tarts come from.
* [[It Runs on Nonsensoleum]] -- The engine of Bob and Neil's UFO allegedly runs off the happiness produced by teleporting kittens to good homes. No one knows where the Pop-Tarts come from.
** [[Brick Joke]] -- years later, when most of the inhabitants of the Earth are in suspended animation due to lack of Writers, the Math Führer has developed a Theory of Everything which proves "zat kittens is mathematically interchangeable vith ze brechfasst pastry!"
** [[Brick Joke]] -- years later, when most of the inhabitants of the Earth are in suspended animation due to lack of Writers, the Math Führer has developed a Theory of Everything which proves "zat kittens is mathematically interchangeable vith ze brechfasst pastry!"
* [[Let's Meet the Meat]] -- The Doughboys don't talk but appear to be sentient, and don't seem to mind being eaten. Also, Thor's goats, as in the original Norse myths.
* [[Let's Meet the Meat]] -- The Doughboys don't talk but appear to be sentient, and don't seem to mind being eaten. Also, Thor's goats, as in the original Norse myths.
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* [[Millennium Bug]] -- In the Mayan calendar.
* [[Millennium Bug]] -- In the Mayan calendar.
* [[Mobile Suit Human]] -- More literally than usual -- Oliver rides around on the headless, cyborged corpse of a motorcycle gang leader. A [[Subverted Trope|subversion]], as it's not really designed to blend in.
* [[Mobile Suit Human]] -- More literally than usual -- Oliver rides around on the headless, cyborged corpse of a motorcycle gang leader. A [[Subverted Trope|subversion]], as it's not really designed to blend in.
* [[Monkeys On a Typewriter]] -- The basis for the "Infinite Monkeys" arc.
* [[Monkeys on a Typewriter]] -- The basis for the "Infinite Monkeys" arc.
* [[The Multiverse]] -- the home dimension of most of the main characters is known as Manhattan 3. Others are Xibalba, Topeka Prime, Middle Pangaea, and the Infinite Monkey dimension.
* [[The Multiverse]] -- the home dimension of most of the main characters is known as Manhattan 3. Others are Xibalba, Topeka Prime, Middle Pangaea, and the Infinite Monkey dimension.
* [[Mundane Fantastic]] -- The comic started here and branched out with the Infinite Typewriters arc.
* [[Mundane Fantastic]] -- The comic started here and branched out with the Infinite Typewriters arc.
* [[Nailed to The Wagon]] -- Phillip in the multiverse.
* [[Nailed to the Wagon]] -- Phillip in the multiverse.
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]] -- and by "it" we mean the entire multiverse.
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]] -- and by "it" we mean the entire multiverse.
* [[Physical God]] -- [[God]] until he got eaten. Also, Thor.
* [[Physical God]] -- [[God]] until he got eaten. Also, Thor.
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* [[Running Gag]] -- Diablo [[Losing Your Head|losing his head]], Jon's bad luck with women
* [[Running Gag]] -- Diablo [[Losing Your Head|losing his head]], Jon's bad luck with women
* [[Satan]] -- [http://www.goats.com/archive/050516.html got red skin and 100% less plaid shirts.] Or does he?
* [[Satan]] -- [http://www.goats.com/archive/050516.html got red skin and 100% less plaid shirts.] Or does he?
* [[Shout Out]]
* [[Shout-Out]]
* [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler]] -- There is an [[Show Within a Show|in-universe series of movies]] featuring [[Refuge in Audacity|Good Hitler]] as a [[Tuxedo and Martini]] secret agent.
* [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler]] -- There is an [[Show Within a Show|in-universe series of movies]] featuring [[Refuge in Audacity|Good Hitler]] as a [[Tuxedo and Martini]] secret agent.
* [[Take That]] -- Microsoft
* [[Take That]] -- Microsoft