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Line 5: === Big Ears === {{quote\| ''"Never tell me to silence my heart again."''}} A member of the Goblin Adventuring Party. After witnessing his best friend One Eye's death, he chose to be a paladin because he was tired of watching others die. Line 13: * [[The Big Guy]]: A type 2. While not noticeably taller than the others, he's burlier. * [[Good Is Dumb]]: Averted. Big Ears is very intelligent, and good at getting himself and others out of bad situations. * [[Honor Before Reason]]: He can fall victim to this, but ~~can--usually--be~~can—usually—be reasoned out of it. * [[Lawful Good]]: A rare modern example of a truly kind, courageous and noble paladin. {{quote\| '''Chief:''' Why would ''anyone'' want [[Being Good Sucks\|to become a paladin?!]]<br /> '''Big Ears:''' [http://www.goblinscomic.com/12232006/ So others don't have to.] }} * [[The Paladin]]: But of course. * [[Precision F-Strike]]: [http://www.goblinscomic.com/10122010-3/ Shit.] * {{spoiler\|[[Sealed Evil in Aa Can]]: Big Ears's second axe is a major artifact that contains a powerful demon.}} * [[Took a Level Inin Badass]]: After he gets his {{spoiler\|second axe. It also comes with a magic armor.}} {{quote\| ''"Paladins get the best stuff at third level!"''}} === Chief === {{quote\| ''"My name is Chief, member of the Goblin Adventuring Party and leader of the Clan of the Cryptic Fall. And I'm not here to beg for my life-- I'm here to kill you."''}} The goblin tribe's leader, and unwilling member of the Goblin Adventuring Party. He chose to be a cleric because he wanted to have the least glamorous and "adventurer-like" job. Line 39: === Complains of Names === {{quote\| ''"I'm your worst nightmare... A goblin with a readied action AND an elevation bonus."''}} One of the members of the Goblin Adventuring Party, he fought Minmax in the latter's attack to the village and swore to find and kill him. His class is Barbarian, since it benefits from his bad temper. Line 56: === Thaco === {{quote\| ''"You know, in the old days we depended on ingenuity rather than feats, the strength stat used a forward slash as a decimal point... and there were no such thing as Drow. I '''miss''' the old days."''}} Thaco is the oldest goblin in the Goblin Adventuring Party, which is why he's named after an outdated ''[[Dungeons ~~and~~& Dragons]]'' defense mechanic. He's also Complains's father. Thaco already had a lot of combat experience at the start of the story, and when the others chose character classes, he became a monk. * [[Badass]] Line 75: === Fumbles/Senor Vorpal Kickass'O === {{quote\| '''''[[Awesome McCoolname\|"SENOOOOR VORPAAAAL KICKASS'OOOOO!!!"]]'''''}} Fumbles is the fifth member of the Goblin Adventuring Party. It was originally his idea to take class levels, and the rest of the party decided to follow suit after the warcamp fell. Line 82: * [[Heroic BSOD]]: {{spoiler\|After being tortured by Goblinslayer}}. * [[Fail O'Suckyname]]: Yeah, he lives up "Fumbles," and no one really takes him seriously. * [[Fish Eyes]]: Probably related to his clumsiness. * [[Leeroy Jenkins]]: While {{spoiler\|running away from Kore}}, the rest of the party argues whether to turn back {{spoiler\|to save Chief}} or not, when Fumbles just runs straight back, with the [[Battle Cry]] shown above. * [[Plucky Comic Relief]]: At least until he's {{spoiler\|tortured by Goblinslayer.}} Line 91 ⟶ 92: * [[Small Name, Big Ego]]: [http://www.goblinscomic.com/04152006/ It ends poorly.] * [[The Woobie]] * [[Took a Level Inin Badass]]: Subverted. {{quote\| ''"Which class did you choose?"''~~<br />~~ ''"[[Master of None\|All of them]]."'' }} ** [http://www.goblinscomic.com/09032005/ It's less useful than it sounds.] == Well of Darkness == Line 102: === Dies Horribly === {{quote\| [[Running Gag\|"For the love of the Gods watch where you're pointing that sword!"]]}} Dies Horribly is a timid, fearful goblin who is separated from the Goblin Adventuring Party during the attack on the warcamp. * {{spoiler\|[[Back ~~From~~from the Dead]]: After fufilling his fate, he spent just over a page actually dead}} * [[Because Destiny Says So]]: A firm believer of this. * [[Blessed ~~With~~with Suck]]: Dies loses an arm, but Klik makes him a living metal replacement. He doesn't like it because it's hard to control. ** Deepened in the later chapters, as now Dies' metal hand can now control ''him'' to an extent. And it calls him "Father." * [[Catch Phrase]]/[[Running Gag]]: "For the love of the Gods watch where you're pointing that X!" Line 122: * [[Senseless Sacrifice]]: {{spoiler\|Subversion! While it looked like he was going to sell his soul for the artifact he needed but [[Exact Words]] ended up meaning he sold it for a worthless bauble, thanks to [[Loophole Abuse]], he inadvertently got out of the deal and was resurrected.}} * [[Super-Powered Evil Side]]: The badassery he shows in the Well of Darkness has shades of this, his arm more or less controlling his actions while he kills the demons. He doesn't remember his actions after he snaps out of it, and the alternate personality also seems to be very possessive of its "father" (whether that's Klik or Dies himself hasn't been revealed). * [[Took a Level Inin Badass]]: After fulfilling (what he believed was) his fate, Dies Horribly finally had enough of everything making his life (and even death) miserable and took several levels of Bad Ass. ''On the spot.'' === Grem === {{quote\| [[Badass\|"I swear, on a good day, that goblin could battle the Gods themselves."]]}} Grem is Duv's son, and future chief of the Viper Clan. He joins the party in the Well of Darkness against his mother's wishes. Line 132: * [[Badass Normal]]: Has no adventurer levels, or magic equipment, or much of anything except sheer skill and tenacity. It suffices. * [[Fearless Fool]]: {{quote\| '''Grem:''' "I am a goblin prince! I know when to fight!"~~<br />~~ '''Dies Horribly:''' "I am a ''coward''. ''[[Know When to Fold Them\|I]]'' [[Know When to Fold Them\|know when to]] ''[[Know When to Fold Them\|run]]''!" }} * [[Heroes Want Redheads]]: Grem has a crush on Saves-a-Fox * [[Jerk ~~With~~with a Heart of Gold]] * [[Royals Who Actually Do Something]] ** [[Warrior Prince]]. * [[Spanner in ~~The~~the Works]]: Potentially. His entering could alter the series of lucky streaks predicted by his brother and clan seer that cause the success of the groups expedition into the Well. === K'Seliss === {{quote\| ''"You are one messed up piece of food."''}} * [[Badass]] * [[Because Destiny Says So]]: Fated to die inside the Well of Darkness' dungeon crawl. {{spoiler\|[[Dying Moment of Awesome\|At least he]] [[Taking You ~~With~~with Me\|took his killer with him]].}} * [[Big Guy]]: Type 1. ** {{spoiler\|[[Big Guy Fatality Syndrome]]}} * [[Creepy Good]]: He manages to creep out the goblins with his particularly brutal fighting style. * [[Cutting the Knot]]: His solution to every problem he comes across, ranging from locked doors to magical guardians that want to kill him, is violence. {{quote\| ''"[http://www.goblinscomic.com/07192010/ Okay, I've tried absolutely everything. There is no way to open this door.]"''}} * [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]]: From his point of view. To lizardfolk in this 'verse, fighting, eating, and mating are aspects of the same thing, so he's horrified to find himself forced into fighting things which he can't eat. * [[Extreme Omnivore]]: If it's made of meat, he'll try to eat it. Even clearly decaying, or even undead, meat. * [[Grievous Harm ~~With~~with a Body]]: He gets around his 'don't fight what you can't eat' taboo by using one [[Mecha Mook]] as a club to beat the stuffing out of the rest of them. After all, the [[Mecha Mook]] was doing the actual hitting. * [[Heel Face Turn]]: Sort of. He goes to run and leave the others to their fate when they futilely try to blockade a door holding back a monster, and had made clear up to that point that he considers the rest of the party to be expendable. He comes back, blockading the door and giving the rest of the party a chance to escape. * [[Hidden Heart of Gold]] {{quote\| '''Grem''': "You came back."~~<br />~~ '''K'Seliss''': "Shut up! If anyone asks, I ate your limbs and left you all here to die!" }} * [[Hybrid Monster]]: A lizardfolk/ogre hybrid. Line 163: ** {{spoiler\|[[I'm Melting]]: Type A.}} * [[Lizard Folk]] * {{spoiler\|[[Taking You ~~With~~with Me]]: Already dying from a wasting, flesh-liquifying disease, K'Seliss used his final moments to ''bite the head off'' a huge, undead horror.}} ** {{spoiler\|[[Dying Moment of Awesome]]: His last act was to [[Defiant to ~~The~~the End\|taunt]] the horror's corpse.}} === Klik === {{quote\| ''"Klik"''}} A strange flying metal sphere that was sitting around in the goblin warcamp. [[Tastes Like Friendship\|It follows Dies Horribly around after he helps it recover.]] * [[Bizarre Alien Biology]] Line 183: === Saves-a-Fox === {{quote\| ''"Trust me. I'm tougher than I look."''}} A goblin girl who starts looking after Dies. Line 194: * [[Screw Destiny]]: Her motto. {{spoiler\|But, as Dies explains to her, [[You Can't Fight Fate]].}} * [[Simple Staff]]: And she is very good at using it too. * [[Took a Level Inin Badass]]: {{spoiler\|Literally; she broke goblin law to take fighter levels.}} Line 209: * [[Dumb Muscle]]: Oh, yes. * [[Heroic Self-Deprecation]]: See the link for Kin's [[Tears of Joy]]. * [[Hidden Depths]]: More emotional then ~~mental -- despite~~mental—despite his minmaxer nature and fervent belief that the only point of monsters is to be killed by adventurers, Minmax was still so horrified to discover what Dellyn Goblinslayer was doing to Kin that he immediately attacked him in outrage. Later, he tried to come up with any excuse he could to avoid having to kill Kin in the way that he said was natural, even going to the extent of using his non-existent non-combat skills to try and make a birthday party for her so that he could claim there was something "normal" about her and, thusly, she wasn't a monster. He's also surprisingly understanding of Kin's emotional trauma, taking no offense when she hesitates to take his hand to enter the Maze of Many. Minmax also pointed out the ridiculousness of Drowbabe's very existence. And he came up with the idea of pushing over a tree made of dead wood to crush the goblins that had him and Forgath pinned. Even Forgath couldn't believe Minmax could come up with something that clever. Line 216: * [[Mismatched Eyes]]: His right eye was injured but healed back up, and the iris has been white ever since. * [[Morph Weapon]]: His new sword seems to be an unusual variant of this, where it can take on the properties of other materials that it touches. * [[The Munchkin]]: Naturally; "minmaxer" is another name used in [[Dungeons ~~and~~& Dragons]] for a munchkin. ** Partially averted, though, as (quite unlike a true munchkin) he actually allows his "chosen flaws" to affect his life. * [[Power of the Void]]: Minmax's new sword Oblivious. Originally a [[Morph Weapon]], it permanantly copied nothing after Minmax sticks it into an oblivion hole. As a result, it cannot be affected spatially or temporally unless Minmax wields it, and is powered by ignorance. * [[Real Men Wear Pink]]: Subverted. Minmax's new suit of magical armor is bright pink... and he hates it. However, it's able to change to any color the wearer likes; he just hasn't realised this fact yet. {{spoiler\|During the battle with Not-Walter he finally (accidentally) turns it red.}} * [[Sacrificed Basic Skill for Awesome Training]]: The whole point of minmaxing is that Minmax has traded away just about every simple non-combat trick he can think of for more combat prowess. These include the ability to read for a +1 to hit bonus, the ability to wink for Weapon Proficiency: Furniture, and the ability to rhyme on purpose for Improved Unarmed Strike. As mentioned however above, it comes back to bite him sometimes. * [[Scars Are Forever]]: Almost lost his eye fighting Complains, and still has a [[Good Scars, Evil Scars\|vertical scar over the area.]] * [[Too Dumb to Live]]: The only thing keeping him alive, his prodigious stats aside, is Forgath [http://www.goblinscomic.com/02042011/ predicting and preventing the shenanigans that would otherwise kill him.] Line 233: * {{spoiler\|[[Gamer Chick]]: His player.}} * [[Luke Nounverber]]: His name. * [[Mundane Utility]]: His favorite magic item, the Anymug, is capable of repeatedly producing any mundane room-temperature fluid that can't inherently destroy the acid-vulnerable stone mug (so no liquid nitrogen, acid or magma). However, as he is quick to prove, it becomes [[Awesome Yet Practical]] if you're clever enough to see the potential in ~~it -- like~~it—like creating an endless supply of the ultra-flammable fuel "dragon lung" to soak enemies with to burn them alive. * [[My God, What Have I Done?]]: His reaction when he realises he and his party have basically massacred an innocent band of warriors who want nothing more then to keep their women and children safe. He even races to use his Cure Light Wounds power to prevent Thaco from dying as a result. * [[Running Gag]]: Tackles Minmax whenever the latter does or is about to do something stupid. === Kin === [[File:Collar 6926.png\|thumb\|200px]] A yuan-ti who was held prisoner by Dellyn Goblinslayer as his "pet", somewhat accidentally freed by Forgath and Minmax. She continues to accompany them, in part because they have a bargain with her that she will let them use the Jade Teapot she's been sent in search of to find the Goblin Adventuring Party and so they are willing to help her in the Maze of Many. Line 247: * [[Cute Monster Girl]]: She's a pretty woman with the tail of a giant snake where her legs should be. * [[Distracting Disambiguation]]: [http://www.goblinscomic.com/09092011/ Used masterfully] to get out of a bad spot. * [[Go-Go Enslavement]]: What Goblinslayer did to her, among much, [[Rape Asas Drama\|much]] worse things. * [[Hates Being Touched]]: Dellyn {{spoiler\|used to sadistically rape her every night while she was in captivity.}} It's an understandable consequence. * [[Non-Mammal Mammaries]]: ''Partially'' Mammal Mammaries (yuan-ti are a blending of humans and serpents. [[A Wizard Did It\|Blame it on magic]]). * {{spoiler\|[[Rape Asas Backstory]]}} * [[Restraining Bolt]]: Her collar, which kept her from acting violently as long as someone was holing the leash. * [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]: Yuan-ti have very high natural intelligence, so she tends to talk this way. She gets even more wordy when she's nervous. Line 266: === Drasst/Tuck === Like Seth, Drasst was a blatant rip-off of Drizzt, only in his case short and fat, much like a stereotypical [[hobbit]]. He cut off the arm of Dies-Horribly, and was then fatally [[Impaled ~~With~~with Extreme Prejudice]] by Klik. As Tuck, he becomes an actual halfling, specialising in the usage of a longbow. * [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]] Line 285: === Dellyn Goblinslayer === {{quote\| ''I am Dellyn Goblinslayer! Captain of the elite guard and Hero of Brassmoon! There is no way that you can defeat me!''}} * [[Big Bad]]: Subverted. He clearly ''thinks'' he's this. He's wrong. {{spoiler\|After Thaco defeats him in a humiliating manner and leaves him alive, he is roughed up in a meaningless barfight, but doesn't really die until Kin, one of his victims, finishes him off.}} Line 294: * [[It's All About Me]]: The fact that he had a statue of himself put in the center of the city should tell you something. * {{spoiler\|[[Karmic Death]]: After a very thorough [[Humiliation Conga]], Dellyn is finally killed by Kin, the monster girl that he spent his spare time raping.}} * {{spoiler\|[[Kill It ~~With~~with Fire]]}} * [[Luke Nounverber]] * [[Magitek]] [[Hollywood Cyborg]]: He looks to be a half wood-golem. That is, a human with bits and pieces of a wood golem added to his body to make him stronger. * [[Pet the Dog]]: He is visibly grief-stricken when he sees {{spoiler\|Sarral Caine's decapitated corpse.}} Normally that wouldn't be so much of a [[Pet the Dog]] moment except it's the ''only'' humanizing moment he has the whole story. * {{spoiler\|[[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil]]: What he did to Kin was enough to make Minmax, normally of the type to consider all monsters worth killing for the XP, go ballistic on his ass.}} * {{spoiler\|[[Rasputinian Death]]: Being humiliatingly defeated by his favored enemy,<ref>For those unfamiliar with [[Dungeons ~~and~~& Dragons]], Rangers get a ton of combat bonuses against their favored enemy type</ref>, having his [[Hannibal Lecture]] turned on its ear, being told by one of his oldest opponents he's [[Not Worth Killing]], and losing an ear right before he loses his position, his pride, and is reduced to an angry drunk. Shortly thereafter Dellyn is thrown through a window, slashed and pummeled, set on fire, beaten over the head with a table, and finally stabbed to death repeatedly.}} * [[Torture Technician]]: He sadistically vivisects captured monsters in order to learn their weaknesses. * [[Walking Shirtless Scene]] Line 310: * [[Big Bad]]: He is thus far the closest thing to a [[Big Bad]] for the entire series, dramatically overshadowing even Dellyn Goblinslayer in power and perhaps even cruelty, and a living avatar of everything the Goblin Adventuring Party stands against. He is also {{spoiler\|the first villain to have killed a main character and member of the G.A.P, namely Chief.}} * [[Black and White Insanity]] * [[Bow and Sword Inin Accord\|Bow and Axe in Accord]]: his preferred tactic seems to be pincushioning foes with his [[Guns Akimbo\|pair of]] [[Automatic Crossbows]], but he's no slouch in melee and is capable of slicing up any enemy who manages to get close to him. * [[Cold-Blooded Torture]]: {{spoiler\|He tortures Chief, using Lay on Hands to keep him alive, to lure the goblin party via his screams.}} * [[Complete Monster]]: See [http://www.goblinscomic.com/09172005/ here] and [http://www.goblinscomic.com/09182005/ here] to sum it up simply. Note that this is just the climax of his massacre of a whole tavern of relatively peaceful orcs, goblins, ogres and the like. * [[Determinator]]: Once he has chosen a target, he cannot be stopped. {{spoiler\|Fusing a rope with his throat is not enough to slay him... not even to significantly slow him down.}} * [[The Dreaded]]: Anywhere he goes, his arrival is a major [[Oh Crap]] moment for everyone involved. And for good reason. * [[Hypocrite]]: He calls others evil. In fact, his whole morality runs on a [[Double Standard]]. * [[The Faceless]]: He always wears a half-spherical helmet fully covering his face, save for his beard and one slit for his eye. He takes it off once, but [[The Un-Reveal\|the audience never gets to see his face.]] * [[Good Wings, Evil Wings]]: When he {{spoiler\|finally proves he can cast paladin spells,}} he displays a very singular Individual Magical Effect (aura) which roughly looks like a pair of angel wings, but they are made from chains of light with the heads of his past victims attached... including one that uncannily resembles the little dwarf child he has slain. Very fitting for someone who is superficially a paladin, but a [[Complete Monster]] within. * [[Guns Akimbo]]: Automatic crossbows akimbo. * [[Implacable Man]]: No amount of brutal injuries he suffers deters him for long and he can heal them back with his paladin spells anyway. He just seems unstoppable. * [[Kill'Em All]]: His goal for anything he considers an evil creature. * [[Knight of Cerebus]]: His entry is pretty much the exact point when Goblins went from a comedic, lighthearted look at goblins to a serious story with an overarching plot. Line 323 ⟶ 325: ** How brutal and Templarish is he? You know that thing about killing people "tainted" by contact with an evil race? That includes people who were ''kidnapped'' by members of said race. And he doesn't even spare kids who fall into their hands. * [[Light Is Not Good]] * [[Luckily, My Shield Will Protect Me]]: He carries on his back a metal shield as big as he is with a slit to see through it, strapped to a mechanism on his armor to deploy it almost instantly in front of him and keep both his hands free to keep shooting. * [[Moral Sociopathy]]: He genuinely thinks he is doing the morally decent thing, but utter lack of empathy prevents him from being likeable at all. * [[No Cure for Evil]]: Averted, but it is ''not'' a good thing. Line 333 ⟶ 336: === Not-Walter/ {{spoiler\|Grinnorarcen}} === {{quote\| ''Ha ha! Yeah, right. As if "Walter" would be the name that the ancients gave me before time began! Ha ha! That gag never gets old!''}} A huge, hulking demon who appears due to an ill-timed request by Forgath and co. for more challenge. By the rules for demons in the Goblins setting, anyone who ''did'' know his true name would gain control over him. Minmax tried to guess it and failed (although the demon briefly tricked him into thinking it was "Walter," leading to his common [[Fan Nickname]]). An alternate version of the demon is later seen in the Maze of Many, where an alternate Minmax guessed correctly. {{spoiler\|He deliberately tells Kin his true name so that she can banish—and therefore free—him.}} Line 342 ⟶ 345: * [[Healing Factor]]: Any wounds he receives from a non-holy weapon regenerate within seconds. * [[I Know Your True Name]] * [[Nothing Personal]]: He just has to kill anyone his master orders him to kill. * [[Our Demons Are Different]]: The name thing is explicitly a houserule, not part of the normal D&D rules the setting is based on. ** His appearance (and abilities) also resembles that of a D&D [http://pds.egloos.com/pds/1/200505/30/59/c0015659_1928083.jpg Pit Fiend], which is a ''devil'' ([[Fantastic Racism\|and would kill you painfully for calling it a 'demon']]) more than [http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dx0809tt_balor.jpg a D&D demon] (he also summoned other devils during his first appearance). This implies the setting possibly houseruled demons and devils into a single faction. * [[Punch Clock Villain]]: More like a Punch Clock Antagonist (he's still genuinely ''evil'', after all); the alternate version of him outright says he has nothing personal against our Minmax and Forgath, he's just required to kill them because the guy who knows his true name ordered him to. * [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies]]: His initial appearance was based on the 'Grudge Monster' variant of this trope, though the heroes successfully fled. {{reflist}} ~~[[Category:Web Comics/Characters]]~~ [[Category:Goblins]] [[Category:Characters]]