Goodbye, Cruel World/Quotes
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be...
—Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
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Homer Simpson (about to jump off a bridge): Goodbye, cruel world! Beat And goodbye, Cruller World! |
Hey guys, guess what! —George Carlin, Life Is Worth Losing
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The world was cruel. We wondered why he felt the need to say goodbye.
—The Singer, Calvin Miller
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I tried it five years ago. I was at a neighbor's house and fired a gun at my head. Nothing happened; it seemed empty. I fired it at a wall and put a bullet in it. So a minute later I found some Seconals in a medicine cabinet. I remember watching cartoons and taking the pills one by one. A neighbor lady found me and couldn't wake me up. I couldn't open my eyes or move, but I heard everything. I remember the lady shaking me and saying, "Oh, my God." I remember the ambulance people taking off my clothes and making me throw up. There wasn't any pain. I don't remember having my stomach pumped. —Reflections
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Suicide Notes
All fled, all done, so lift me on the pyre; —Suicide Note, Robert E. Howard
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Male, 48: Imagine God playing a dirty trick on me like another lie!!! I've lived 47 years-there aren't 47 days I would live over again if I could avoid it... Will you see Valerie through college-she is the only one about whom I am concerned as this .38 whispers in my ear. —A list of Suicide notes in The Book of Lists
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To who it may concern —Suicide Note
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What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here. —Suicide note (Wife also committed suicide after 2 weeks)
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Dear Claudia, —Suicide note (Note that the Insurance is void in the case of suicide)
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My boss, Kenneth J., seduced me and made me pregnant. He refuses to help me. I had not had intercourse in two years. He says that I will have to suffer through it by myself. —Suicide note
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