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== All of fiction is an elaborate conspiracy. ==
* People have noticed this cabal and are attempting to gather as much information as possible to destroy it. For instance, in our reality, the internet holds the information.
** ''[[Transformers]]'': Teletraans.
** ''[[Pokémon]]'': Pokedexes.
** ''[[Naruto]]'': Kabuto's [[Memetic Mutation|Ninja-info-cards]].
** ''[[Dragon Ball]]'': The scouter.
** ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'': [[Mr. Exposition|Giles]].
** ''[[Austin Powers]]'': [[Mr. Exposition|Basil Exposition]].
** ''[[Lucky Star]]'': Miyuki Takara.
** ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'': Jiminy's Journal.
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* When you say "their pawn [[Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy|Arthur Dent]]", you mean the man who runs the galaxy, right, as is known to six people in it -- ''and we have seen six people who know''? You may have underestimated this "pawn"'s subtle game of [[Gammbit Roulette|Gambit Fizzbin]]. [[Life the Universe And Everything|Prak]] has not. Fortunately, he is part of the cabal.
** From my limited knowlege of current events, Mr. Dent has gone into hiding in New York and is assisted with his assistant, [[John Munch]]. Munch was assigned to New York from Baltimore to protect Arthur and fight any civil-liberty-threatening laws that come up in his work, as they would reveal his presence. (SVU is the department that usually ran into these laws first.)
* I have some interesting new information on my theory, and I'll post it on the Fora within the next few days. If someone whose username isn't 'Moogi' posts it, it's a red herring put there by the cabal.
* Where does [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] fit into this?
** Wherever she wants.
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**** Whatever the case is, [[The Question]] knows all about it...
* The Countercabal (which attempts to destroy all information) include the following:
** [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|Big Brother]].
** [[Stephen King|The Crimson King]]. The [[Dark Tower]] is the source of all information in King's reality.
** [[Jack Chick]], who attempted (and still attempts) to convince that this information is, in fact, Satanic.
** [[The Lord of the Rings|Wormtongue]]. Had Gandalf (who is basically a pawn of [[Discworld|Mustrum Ridcully]], who is in turn a pawn of [[Discworld|Vetinari]]) not intervened, Tolkien's world would have vanished, along with Tolkien.
* In addition, [[Jasper Fforde]] invented his literary police to keep the Countercabal in check. So, the question is, where does he fit into this?
** The same place as [[The Question]] and [[The Venture Brothers|Dr. Henry Killinger]] - an independent agent trying to preserve lifekind from the mad ambitions of both the Cabal and the Countercabal.
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** Yes, ''even that one''.
*** Which is being masterminded by [[The Usual Suspects|Keyser Soze]], who is in turn being puppeteered by [[Artemis Fowl]].
**** And FINALLY (really, this time), Artemis Fowl is manipulated by... ''the Cabal''. Yes. There is no true [[Man Behind the Man]]. The hierarchy of puppeteering, the chain of gambits... just loops around.
{{spoiler|Except [[H.P. Lovecraft|Yog-Sothoth]], who runs it.}}
== [[Gargoyles|David Xanatos]] was behind ''everything''. ==
* Including everything that happened in ''[[Star Trek: The
* Why else would so many tropes be named after him? He's behind every [[The Plan|plan in existance]].
*** Jossed by [[This Very Wiki]]. He has only has two now.
** That's just what he wants you to think! Or is that? Argggh!{{supersecretspoiler|fnord}}
** So does that mean that David Xanatos is [[Warhammer
*** No. He's the [[Warhammer
*** ''No'', he's [[Discworld|Vetinari]].
== [[The Question]] is aware of or in on ''every single'' conspiracy throughout all fiction. ==
Hey, he figured out the fluoridated toothpaste/spy satellite connection, not to mention that ''sinister'' aglet thing. It's not too much of a stretch.
* This makes him the Anti-Xanatos.
* Au contraire! His conspiratorial knowledge only goes back to Ancient Egypt. HOWEVER! The oldest known work of fiction (''[[The Epic of Gilgamesh]]'') goes back to Sumer, ''before'' Ancient Egypt! The Pan-Fictional Cabal (above) is outside the realm of his knowledge!
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== All of fiction is really a cabal as mentioned above, and is trying to turn everyone into Hikikomori (Introverts) ==
The only one who has figured this out is Satou Tatsuhiro from ''[[Welcome to The NHK]]''.
* Who, being fictional, is actually a ''part'' of the conspiracy. He's faking being a victim as a sort of [[Sarcastic Confession]] to throw of suspicions.
* So, Satou is really a red herring who works for the Cabal?
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Think about it. Why would all the myriad universes have lasted so long if the Cabal is behind everything, ever? Why can nobody agree what the Cabal is doing, let alone the Cabal itself? Why is there so much [[Ho Yay]] all over the place? Why do people become [[Flanderisation|Flanderised]]? Why do people have [[UST]] but [[Ship Tease|nothing happens]]? Because the Cabal are the fans of reality - bickering constantly with one another over what is "true" and what isn't, writing more and more stories and arguing about them. The only thing that keeps them together is their love of reality and their desire for it to continue.
** So, the Cabal is '''US'''. All of us. All human and other sentient beings that exist, ever existed and will ever exist are THE CABAL.
* Another theory: Our reality is actually a work of fiction, written by humanoid beings living in an utopian universe where there is no murder, war, disease, poverty, despair, etc. -- in other words, an incredibly boring universe. Also, everything in that universe is homogeneous and identical, from the inhabitants to their cities. So when one of them has a moment of inspiration and describes [[Real Life|a fictional universe where new challenges to overcome pop up every day and there's always something new and different to discover,]] the most obsessive fans of this work began to constitute the Cabal.
** If something particularly weird happens, it's because one of the Cabal members wrote a silly fanfic about an universe they don't completely understand.
{{supersecretspoiler|fnord}}
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== The Cabal transcends both reality and fiction, and the following are in fact the Cabal: ==
[[Neon Genesis Evangelion|SEELE]], The Illuminati, [[Image Boards|Anonymous]] and The Internet. [[Command
== The most bitter rivals of the Cabal are: ==
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