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* [[Power Rangers/WMG|Tommy Oliver]] |
* [[Power Rangers/WMG|Tommy Oliver]] |
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* [[.hack/WMG|Aura]] |
* [[.hack/WMG|Aura]] |
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* The ''[[300|300 Spartans]]''. Yes, Really. [[Poe's Law|Don't think this was a joke]], but they sacrificed their lives (and were betrayed) to save the future of the Western world. |
* The ''[[300|300 Spartans]]''. Yes, Really. [[Poe's Law|Don't think this was a joke]], but they sacrificed their lives (and were betrayed) to save the future of the Western world. |
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** They sacrificed their lives to secure the future of Greece, which the modern Western world desperately wants to associate themselves with because [[Jesus Was Way Cool|they rocked]]. |
** They sacrificed their lives to secure the future of Greece, which the modern Western world desperately wants to associate themselves with because [[Jesus Was Way Cool|they rocked]]. |
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* [[Flash Gordon (film)/WMG|Flash Gordon]]. Oh, come on! ''Saviour of the universe''? ''He's for every one of us, stand for every one of us''? ''No-one but the pure of heart can climb the Golden Grail''? He even hangs out with a Jewish guy, what more do you want? |
* [[Flash Gordon (film)/WMG|Flash Gordon]]. Oh, come on! ''Saviour of the universe''? ''He's for every one of us, stand for every one of us''? ''No-one but the pure of heart can climb the Golden Grail''? He even hangs out with a Jewish guy, what more do you want? |
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* [[Marathon Trilogy|Durandal]]. |
* [[Marathon Trilogy|Durandal]]. |
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* Bertie Wooster. Jeeves is an angel sent to keep him on the right course. |
* Bertie Wooster. Jeeves is an angel sent to keep him on the right course. |
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* [[Command & Conquer/WMG|Kane]]. He died twice at the hands of GDI and rose again. After all, ''You Can't Kill The Messiah''. |
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* [[Battlestar Galactica|Kara Thrace.]] Or possibly also Gaius Baltar. Or Laura Roslin. Or Chip!Six. Or D'Anna. Hey, being the messiah of two entirely different (except kind of ''not'') belief systems is a busy job -- wouldn't ''you'' try and delegate some of it if you could? |
* [[Battlestar Galactica|Kara Thrace.]] Or possibly also Gaius Baltar. Or Laura Roslin. Or Chip!Six. Or D'Anna. Hey, being the messiah of two entirely different (except kind of ''not'') belief systems is a busy job -- wouldn't ''you'' try and delegate some of it if you could? |
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* Nathan Hale from ''[[The Dreamer]]'' |
* Nathan Hale from ''[[The Dreamer]]'' |